Rekt thread

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Doesn't this count as assault?

They're douchebags so no

Alright, so it counts as assault then. Got it.

Thats the sort of retard that will do serious damage as an adult.

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yes

overpopulation = no education

china and india are fucking cancer

its set up as fuck you imbecile.

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Always made me kekekekekek

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no anesthetics usually

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The fuck do people eat in these shitstain countries where they're always blasting jets of rancid sludge outta their asses?

For me it usually happens when I drink too much beer...

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Hawaiian shirt guy is a legend. Used to be a great meme video where he was holding something cant remember what.

Why did she agree to that? Like did she really think a thin piece of whatever that was would protect her head from a big ass stick

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Chinks are skillful drivers

Opiates (heroin/opium etc) are the main reason for this.

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>809148729
>restrained, crying and beaten up
>WhY DiD sHe AGree??

are you really that stupid?

>taking the bait this hard

Indeed. They need to take him camping and then leave in the middle of the night and let the wilderness have him

>bait

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stay mad faggot

stay retarded idiot.

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KEK

Story? Why she do that suicide?

Kek

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Checked and kek'd

this is Yea Forums
what does your heart tell you

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High as fuck probably delusional, her friend is super fucked up as well trips over her corpse.

youtu.be/ILTdnz05DSk

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That's just a controlled building implosion. Nobody dies in those.

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The Snake vid made my day, thanks user

Thats the perfectr amount of current to disable someone without killing them. I assume thats why the guy didnt care.

He had plenty of time to avoid that

The bus fucks up the guys tripod filming spot you dunce.

Germany?

UK 100% Looks like newcastle.

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Who the fuck cares? Go back to r/funny with that stupid excuse

>excuse
>Wahhh im angery because I didnt understand the video!!

You sure?
Looks like he died.
The guy didn't care because he's a typical selfish admin.

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i fucking hate when people stopping in front of me, covering everything

wtf
on both
why the guy stops with that shit on the middle of the road
why the lady cant see the forklift

Newfag

he had control of the left side of his body, death current would stop any movement.

kek you're the newfag imagine not understanding reddit tier memes.

What a fuckwit

Is she ok

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If I'm a latin fag, what are the odds for me to get this on ye' old land?
In contrast, what are the odds for me to get brutally murdered if I go to a pub for a beer?

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Could you try again in English?

she didn't actually die

Tough guys

If you went out every night and danced with drunk fat girls it would 100% happen eventually.
No chance, only amerifats think thats a thing. Only people really getting stabbed here are gang members by other gang members.

>only gentlemen of remarkably high IQ can understand such complex forms of my humour
If you like reedit so much maybe stay there next time

This wasn't a dare or something. From memory she stole or snitched or something and that was her punishment. She died

thought it was real lol

Id say the average IQ could understand it fine, shame you dont meet the requirements.

this clip has been in rekts for years faggot

They tried to sue the guy that did this

That's awesome, I'll be travelling across UK, France, Spain, as a backpacker hopefully by december. Regardless of "good old hookers" Im really excited to visit europe, good to know its not really that dangerous (not as dangerous like the 3rd world shithole I fondly call home).

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Kek

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She's dumb as fuck, but it's his fault. If you drive a forklift, you never ever leave the forks up.

He died. Google Yemen airport worker electrocuted.

niggers cant swim or what?

You're not gonna hurt my feelings with these stock reddit comebacks. There's no up votes on here my guy

Indian actually. They weren't aware the pool was actually a latrine, it altered the ph of the water and made it too difficult to swim in.

dont know why but this guy looks like he'd fuck you up in a fight.

hes clearly not a worker hes a customer.

if the forks were down it would hit her tire making her fall down.

Yeah ok, how are you liking Yea Forums so far?

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Nerve gas...everytime

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its good apart from the people who dont understand simple concepts.

Thou doth protest too much

Sorry m8, I do only talk fluent "Comé mierda hijo de la gran puta".
My apologies for my lack of english skills master, I beg your forgiveness pls.

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souce

Why the fuck do you want to fuck fat UK skanks like that?

If someone is retarded enough to drink cow piss, of course you can expect him to be inmune to pain. Certainly would fuck you up.

And you're wrong
asiaone.com/world/airport-staff-electrocuted-death-beside-oblivious-co-worker-yemen

Why?

The cow's like...fucken weirdo

Fake

But she wouldn't run into the forks.

a couple of reasons. 1 so people don't donk themselves on it. 2 so if the hydraulics start to fail they are close to the ground and finally so you get used to moving heavy things lower to the ground to prevent tipping.

We all have our kinks faggot. Some people enjoy to shove flasks on their asses and/or to eat shit. I just like fat skanks.

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if you have a seizure that long your gonna have brain damage.

Because they're dangerous. They're huge spikes attached to a vehicle that can lift a car, they can do a lot of damage. It's forklift safety 101.

seizures dont cause brain damage you idiot.

that's why Orlando Bloom don't make movies anymore

They do. google it.

>why the lady cant see the forklift
It's surprisingly hard to see forks that are in the air. Easy to bang your head into them.

reminds me of my cousin, fucking huge guy...if he gets drunk and angry best clear the way. once seen him take out like 6 dudes one after the other.

Sometimes severe seizure can cause brain damage, but most seizures do not seem to have a detrimental effect on the brain. Epilepsy has many possible causes, from illness to brain damage to abnormal brain development.

They sure do. All kinds.

Not if they can be induced like in that video.

This, it's called lack of oxygen. Damn, mother fuckers need to read a book or some shit. That fag, user takin out of his ass

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I love this

They are usually the result of existing brain damage if they cause more. The length of them has absolutely nothing to do with damage.

How is it induced? The thing on his head are for monitoring his brain waves.

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lvl 99 dragon knight vs raid boss solo fight

Why arent all epileptics braindead then you fucking moron, seizures dont stop your blood pumping or oxygen crossing the brain blood barrier, you need to read a book on how to read books.

hes given a drug before hand, theres a longer video with other patients.

Lol, you stupid little faggot. You need to read a fuckin book.

Go have a seizure and tell me if you get any more brain damage

donating the balls to the doggo
that's next level beastiality

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lol nice fake..

Lol yup you sure are new

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>highly likelihood of neck/spine injury
>shake head and let it flail about

lol, no chance

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in my experience the only people that scream newfag are pretty insecure and new themselves.

Future serial killer alert.

you can see the guy in the yellow helmet getting visibly angry that the moped guy was actually paying attention to the road

lmao, he's still clapping after

wtf ? story ?

thesun.co.uk/news/6359974/non-swimmers-drown-swimming-selfie-video-india/

Kink gone wrong

oh damn he got fucked up

Mexico

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Cartels.

Pedo?

lmao

stole a watermelon

Cartels, what else?
Is the closest thing to what you call "niggers niggering" in Latin America.

kek

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both are on the phone they deserve it

Yup lol reddit experiences don't count

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He said "Please and thank you" when he was getting some fried chicken. People heard him, and they all agreed that he was acting "white".
Thus, they agreed to "nigger his shit up" because "kangz" are hood n' sheeit.

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Oh yes, on an anonymous image board, you can tell things like that from a single post. You're not projecting at all.

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His boss punishing him for sleeping at work?

Like a fucking BOSS!

HeS CLeArl- Bitch shut your semen puking mouth. Why even argue if you don`t have the facts.

Best thing I have seen all day!!

What was on the sign?

Trump Pence

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judging by the reaction, razor blades

not him you utter loser

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It was electric shock.

This is why I don't understand why they let people do this, I always see the chance of getting fucking gored high as fuck that you can't really feel sorry for someone who decided to fuck with a heavy animal that aims to fucking gore you

Oh like, telling if someone uses reddit?

Kys

It became a fun way to mess with adult children. One guy set up a trump pence with bernie on the other side so it showed people with bernie stickers running over his sign.

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They stab the bull with swords as well. They deserve to get rekt.

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we should start doing this in the west to the jews

Yes, that too.
You're projecting again. You really don't seem to grasp the concept of "anonymous imageboard".

How do you project that? Do you just throw out random buzzwords you see other people type? Thats a pretty newfag thing to do.

I hope they filed a counter suit, and won

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Goddamnit I was watching that

spics are fucking cruel.

Do you not know what the word "projecting" means? Go look it up, I'll wait.

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Not as bad as the fuckwit that doesn't understand it's fake and gay

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BIRD UP

worst criminal ever

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How can you project previous experiences? kek, you project insecurities and ideas with no evidence.
I bet you say dunning kruger all the time cause you saw it in a thread once.

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oh look pit bulls being aggressive pieces of shit, poor cat, but lucky it wasnt a kid

Why? He might have deserved it

>you can see
>visibly
Incorrect and redundant.

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>Gotcha bitch !
Karma is weird.....

he was sleeping with a knife in his hand, dont get super fucked up if you're expecting to be attacked lol

I do this whenever I ate at Chipotle

Niggers are worst, besides he got fucked up because he was giving heroin to his retarded nephews.

lol what do you ride user. And how many cars have you kicked because you didn't look both ways

My dick when my gf flickers it with her fingers

why would you leave a large dog like a husky in with small breeds like that?

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Angry and visibly angry are distinguishable. Its describing the type of angry. You're redundant.

What previous experiences? You're projecting because you're making claiming about a poster that are completely unrelated to what they posted.

Oh god, you're the dunning kruger guy aren't you? You're the one who learned one phrase you think makes you smart, and you've been repeating it endlessly.

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Koreans. It a dog dies, no big deal, it's just tonight's dinner.

>a poster

You didnt get why a video was amusing and called me a redditor for 20 minutes straight. (with absolutley no evidence, talk about projecting) which means you clearly have no idea how projecting works. You're a perfect example of the dunning kruger effect, which in itself is ironic.

There, there faggot. Let it go...

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Hyenas gonna hyen

You brought it up with your huge glowing brain.

I don't know what video you're talking about, and never said the word reddit until this post. This is exactly why I did say that you don't understand the concept of an anonymous image board.

You are the dunning kruger guy.

I was thinking the same but I guess it was electric shock. Thanks anons

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of course, you just jumped into this argument the moment the other guy stopped and typed exactly like him.

whats your major?

Just a touch of Downey

Moar

You're the doesnt understand basic concepts guy

if you watch close enough you can see his hands seize up for a split second and he shakes the sign as he tries to escape

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you're absolutely retarded. Opiates cause constipation, the exact opposite

food that isn't absurdly processed and limited almost entirely to starch and sugar. Healthy shit is softer than clay.

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Makes me kek every single time

Sorry ass dog owner. The real piece of shit here is the woman. Not even trying to get the dogs off. Fucking cunt!!

Someones never had withdrawl

>when you take Yea Forums too seriously

Do some research for once. He's a n alleged child rapist. Cant be bothered to look the link up but it's on bestgore.com

Heehee fuck the smelly Indians. I love seeing how these smelly Indians die

Didn't happen. Two people replied to your post here. One of them was me, the other was not. But you've haven't been able to figure out you spent your two brain cells memorizing the phrase dunning kruger in the hopes that someone, somehow will mistake you for someone with half a brain.

No, that's you. You fail at the concept of anonymous image board.

Heroin will absolutely give you violent diarrhea eventually. Once your tollerance hits a certain level you get minor withdrawl within hours of hits and it causes maaaaaaaad squirts.

>figure that out because you

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Kek none of this would have happened if you just took a moment to watch the whole of that demolition video champ.

This is depressing

Heehee don't mess with animals. Dark skin people are animals. Indians are smelly animals

>a SWAGYOLO in her natural habitat

Just a UK friday night, we literally invented binge drinking.

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Fuck u smelly Indians

What video? I don't care about any video. You said something really stupid, and got called on it. Deal.

where are that mans friends? why would they allow him to do that?

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FUCK YOU SMELLY INDIANS!!

>whew i thought he was coming for us non smelly indians

Imagine pretending to be other people to get out of look retarded.

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booby traps are often not covered under "self defense." They probably both got assfucked in court and the lawyers made out nicely.

Nice, let her drift off into numbness and almost sleeping, that's the good fucking.

yup, that's a heroin whore in all it's glory.
who want to sleep with that ?

>seething guy who cant understand basic concepts

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it got thrown out of court. You can electrify a "fence" in the US with intent to fend of pest animals

Nobody pretended anything. You really have a hard time with the idea of an anonymous image board, don't you?

hell yeah if I could get her tested first. Those nips

Would actually have the opposite effect but thanks for playing

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So you are Indian? All Indians are smelly!!

Is that a bad thing?

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Ah, the tried and true "don't stop, don't drop, runaround as fast as you can into nowhere" technique.

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So you are Argentinean... Why are you afraid if you fagots think you were hand made by god?

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Like a boss

You really have a hard time admitting you dont know how projecting works my guy

>who want to sleep with that ?
Don't know what you're missing. If you are a dominant Male there is no need to answer that question, you would already know the answer

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but how could you possibly know that without being an indian yourself...

pajeet is that you cousin?

Kek

Good job user, good job.
You've listed them all!!!

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No but claiming opiates cant give you mega shits is just a lie.

Could watch this forever.

apparently the restaurant had to close for the evening to clean up the mess they made. They left blood in the womens restroom and none of them tipped.

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Yes I am a smelly Indian! I hope all Indians can be wipe out as a race! I am smelly

DILATION STATION

THIS ISNT ABOUT SPEEDRUNNING ITS ABOUT LBGT RIGHTS

IM A WOMAN CALL ME ZE

You could have just left the picture without the flavour text autism. Remember some pictures are worth a thousand words.

Kek, anything happened to the cunt afterwards?

elaborate?

I hope this happens to my brother and my ex

all the trans staff and runners from AGDQ which has become one of the nastiest most toxic events in gaming. All the legit speed runners have to walk on egg shells around all these post op mentally ill people.

What a fucking cunt

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a bunch of "traps" at AGDQ 2018 at a chili's or someplace. They made a horrible mess with food everywhere and one of the employees claimed they stuffed a bloody used condom into the air dryer of the womens restroom

Dilating, they campaigned to have dilation stations at AGDQ 2019.

Thanks doctor

wouldn't doubt that.

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Did she spray something in their faces? wtf?

>but..but..pits are a nanny breed!!

she refused to get a loife and bin that knoife.

it was a knife user. she stabbed a kid

I couldn't agree more, but to be fair I know a couple Argentos that are fine guys. I'm a brown latin greaser, faggot. It sorta "concerns" me that, so far I have managed to not get killed on this fucking circus/shithole/animal cage country, but ironically get rekt by someone who thinks I'm gonna steal their job or that I'll be living on his taxes sake.

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I'm sorry you feel that way Yea Forumsro :(

>"your cat upset my precious dogs!"

Kek, why's that?

to be fair cats aren't real pets

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Why are all American drivers so shit

jesus christ

low tier bait

I think you're literally retarded saying blacks are worse than mexicans

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jesus christ, the horror

thot patrolled

they even got so bad that they even booted the founder out of it for being politically incorrect.

the guy who started AGDQ was removed by a bunch of confused trannies from his own function.

Found the nigger

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For real. Opiates block you up. Sometimes you can't even piss

found the retard

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Kekd

Feral dog, not hyena.

doggers gonna dog

No U

You know the Mexicans dont even like the blacks.

Theres also loads of in fighting, the ones on hormone therapy are seen as higher tier than the ones that arent, they're some of the most insecure unstable people in society and suddenly after mutilating themselves they are immune to criticism.

and who likes mexicans?

Ask any addict what happens an hour after they're down, liquid hose pipe shits.

No dilation stations? That's misogyny!

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OH SHIT!!!! I know fucking exactly where this was. Wings over Worcester on Water st. Worcester, ma.

I've walked up those side steps I dont know how many times for their tasty chicken.

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It doesn't really pertain to anything but the thumbnail made me think it was going to be a mess of viscera and innards. I ended up far more grossed out when I opened it.

Why the fuck would pH make it more difficult to swim?

how convenient if you can get off to your own smelly shoes.

theres an dissociated RPG speedrunning community now. Smaller but no trannies so far and they run long shit like FF6 and the like

i think its called Awesome RPG speedruns or something. They might even have the original AGDQ couch from mike

And two years after losing his eye he got scalped LOL.

Because he couldn't beat him while he was awake

You've been completely wrong about everything, now you're just trying to project that on me

hue

Who cares about Mexifags or niggers. Kys faggot.

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that dude have 2 personalities

They're both cunts, especially my worthless brother
At least we got each other user

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Looks like a Reddit meetup

It's high time we had a holocaust

ive read this all the way through lol. Its the grosses shit ive ever seen on Yea Forums. Grosser than decade old pee jugs or cum jars. just inherently gross

Women can barely handle dogs and yet this society trusts them with raising children

its actually both. Thats the AGDQ trans community likely planned in reddit. I imagine the smell to be a hospital emergency room after a major series of accidents.

>broken sidewalk
>yellow street markings
>a fat chick
this is def uk

Challenge accepted.

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>Grosser than decade old pee jugs or cum jars
What ever happened to that guy?

fantastic, and he didn't get tunnel vision, he checked for the second dude.

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How would you know you only just joined the conversation broham. You're so fucking smart. Still kind of missing the mechanics of projection though

Not even the blacks like the blacks.

I'm guessing anyone but a nigger kek

to be fair UK roads are some of the best in the world.

I actually work cleaning shit like this up. so still the tranny community is more gross.

no idea. Someone claiming to be him posted a tiny collection saying the word got out and he got visited by the police and was forced to throw away his stash.

reminds me of this

youtube.com/watch?v=XHbFVeuZ_lU

I thought his mother or girlfriend found them and forced him to throw them away.

I'm talking about the conversation, it's your inability to separate it from all the other conversations you've been having that's the root problem. That and your failure to understand basic concepts like projection, and then trying to project that failure onto other people.

when people constantly get no respect.

I mean shit if your kid was like that would you try to handle that level of aspergers yourself or would you just call the police and hope they put him out of his misery

I've met fine black people. But also trash niggers which are not rare to find. Worst nigger breed are the "entitled" american niggers, scum of the earth. Just a little step above of sandniggers, but you can't expect much of savages that have never had much in their lives due to their shitty countries.

How come an american nigger having all those oportunities that they "insist" they don't have, manage to be such a fucking shit stain?
It just goes beyond me.

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Hahahahaa the look on that guys face on the end... "Hm, okay"

Could change viscosity

Lost

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If I was going to guess I would say it was hooked up to some sort of electric fence that just shocked the shit out of him when he touched it

youtube.com/watch?v=Wx9hjDLX_FE

And you know what they definitely aren't doing?
Walking around in public while crashing you fucking potato

I know I thought the giant snake was real too

So what?