User wakes up in his den as a desert snek, what does he do?

user wakes up in his den as a desert snek, what does he do?

RULES: Only the first dubs with a suggestion after the image update count, you will have to wait after the next image update to roll or re-roll again.

Also - No intentionally killing self, it needs to happen as a byproduct of stupid action or the will of other characters in the world. Also, trying to use magic and stuff like that probably won't work.

Last time anons made it to image 28 before the character died

Roll

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He acquired the infinity gauntlet and became pic related

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digs up to the surface

Look for food

draw a penis in the sand

ties a knot with his body

user ties a knot with his body, it doesn't block his intestines but it makes it more difficult to slither

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kill jester

Poor guy. Untie him

Rolling for this

Lol, I get that reference

Dig down

SPIN in circle

Roll

Eassssy

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Seeing that knot tying was a complete success, “Mito” our snake hero, decides to try his luck at reading Infinite Jest. As the knot was a way to finally see if he would traverse the unknown halls of Wallace’s mind.

Fap

Do that little tongue thing that snakes do for the first time

I'm not sure if this counts as a roll or not (since I'm asking the author to do something, and not the snake), but can you rotate the camera to show what the other side of the overworld ground looks like?

And if that request doesn't use up my roll chance and I happen to get dubs on this, I choose... dig right (to the next pane).

Roll

A Muhammad from 911 casually digs in search of gold but discovers snek. Snek kills towl head

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Have a cool led lit hat

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roll
but make hat out of sand

Dig under rock like DIGDUG

Do the snakey shakey dance

Smoke cannabis from a worm sized joint

Bump since OP is probably drawing

digits have been obtained, please wait until next image to roll

What the fuck am i reading?

Faggotry or weaponized autism

execute KNOT SPIN TRIPLE UPFLIT MANEUVER

Commits racial genocide against the turks

It's not a bad light if they deserve it.

Unties his body and tries to find a female mate to sleep with

op stop being so fag

been 25 mins since dub
has op retired from his job as a mailman? because he isnt delivering

>MANEUVER
yes

Dig all the way to China

untie knot and go looking for lady snek to make sexytimes with

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reroll

Literally fuck myself.

Snakes can do that, right?

reroll
typically snake sex is pretty gay, just a bunch of male snakes tangled up in a knot of penises, maybe a female is in there maybe not

I'd find a hot woman who is sleeping naked and I'd stick my head in her pussy

Fight a literal metal gear

go on Yea Forums and post pictures of my butthole

Suck its own penis

Reroll

PLANT THE BOMB

Eat an egg

Grow another head

Rolling for curling up and havin' a little nap and a think.

nice

Where are you, OP?
We have a dub over here

>this dude still expecting OP to waltz back into this thread