Zoophile here. AMA

You don't want some friends to visit? They even have dogs of their own

You clearly missed the point, user.
I'm not going to dox myself just for a fuckin' AMA. Also, global rule #7: Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed. Have fun getting banned from Yea Forums.

I have no friends.

Ah I get it now. It's a fury trying to be even more edgier for attention

No, i'm a zoophile who just happens to like feral and furry porn.

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Well that explains why you're a zoophile

Other way around, bud.

Whats the difference? You still fuck dogs like a white woman

Nope. I've never been penetrated, or penetrated an animal yet.

I'll take Things OP Says for $1000.

What is bullshit?

Thought this would be funny but every reply is kid shit and the opposite of funny so bye
sage

Man i wish Spiderman was here

I'm not bullshitting you, i've had a dog lick me before though.

Thats still dog fucking

Have fun getting banned for global rule #7 then.
Also, this isn't supposed to be funny, i'm not a fucking comedian.

S A G E
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I'm aware, but I never penetrated an animal.

Fuck, is summer over yet?

>implying shit thread shouldnt be saged
LMAO
sage

Evidently not because OP is still here

>shit thread
>flocks to trap thread after saging

OP is getting roasted so hard i can hear Jewish music

Oh, come on. Stop being a retard; mods don’t do that on Yea Forums and never had.

But to the question; male or female (you, not the objects of your desire)

How do I get an intact male dog to actually achieve erection and cum? I'm male, and no in-heat females are around.

It's alright, it makes me feel better about myself not being mentally retarded like everyone else itt.

>not being mentally retarded
>being a zoophile
Pick one faggot

>a larping furry trying to insult
LMAO
sage

I'm male.
As a kid, I would just get on the ground and let them do their thing. I'm not sure if there's really any specific way to go about giving them an erection, haven't had too much experience with that to be honest.

I'm not larping as a furry, i'm a zoo and a furry you autist.

>a furry calling someone else autistic
Pot meet kettle

I literally am autistic, that's why I said that.
It's funny to me.

>literally cant read and comprehend
LMAO
sage

>I’m male.
And I’m out. That’s animal abuse. Lack of demonstrable consent

So how long will it be before you pack your hands in dry ice?

>And I’m out.
You weren't out just after OP's first post?

Having dogs hump me on their own is animal abuse? lmao, I can't force dogs to hump me, retard.

>I would just get on the ground
This doesn't seem likely or real, in that case.

Well, there were two male dogs that were present, and they must have been faggots because they started humping my arms.

I'm abandoning this thread, it's all gone to shit.

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>I can't force dogs to hump me, retard.
Leash, muzzle and pheromones. You lurk on Yea Forums long enough you see some fucked up shit

Humping in that manner doesn't reveal their cock from the sheath, and until the sheath is forced back, the dog will not tumesce.
You don't know what you're talking about.

No it hasn't. Now with this pic it has

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You thought i was gonna post The Forslidden One

So... Why are you a zoophile?

lmfaooo this nigga really posted a zebra like its a cute girl

Anyone wana ask a real zoophile anything? Im a 26 y/o guy. Been with a few dogs, a horse and a donkey

This post violates United States law.

Im not from thr united states of gayness. Also...
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

who cares?

do you think this site based in the u.s. goes off of 3rd world country rules? lmao youre retarded for even suggesting otherwise

I dont care man...
Really dont.
Just wanted to tell my animal sex stories

id like to hear, been with a few of each myself

go for it, you can larp all you want. better use that vpn
>mr i dont care but i thought i should let you know

Well I got into beastiality from watching the porns. One day I was at my parents house where I have a seperate entrance room where I used to live. They have a male german shep across the road who usually comes to play with our female staffie dog. I was i the corridor of my room when he just happily walked in and came up to me. I started petting him and he started to get a boner. I started stroking his dick and it got bigger. I lured him into my bedroom and started petting him and playing with his cock.when I jerked him, he started humping the air lol. I got an idea then and there... I grabbed some lube and lubed my ass up. Pulled my pants down and went on all fours. I petted him some more and he started trying to mount me. I licked his cock a few times then decided to go all the way. Jerked him till he started humping again then bent down. He got up on me and started humping. His legs wrapped around me and he started poking his dick at my ass. I took his dick and put it in my ass. He pushed it all the way in and it hurt a bit but was fine after a few seconds...
He started fucking my ass violently, slapping noises and cum shooting out if my ass...
Then I felt him slow down and my ass start to stretch more. He was pushing his knot in. I knew I would be tied to him for a long time if I let him so I pulled his knot out. It hurt like a motherfucker. Cum just fell to the floor and he stood there with his massive cock still pulsing cum. I fifnt know whet to do as I cant let him out so had to sit there with poor doggo till his cock went back in. Jerked off twice while fingering my ass and looking at his cock

Its only words mate. Theres no pics or actual beastiality here

>AMA
You ass wipe. If you want to do an AMA head over to leddit. That's not a "hurr durr go back" insult. That's literally their fucking thing.

Why are you faggot?

sweet lol i love the dramatization of it. like a true writer.

are you into furry smut?

other than furry being completely degenerate some of the art is good

Alright, now do the donkey and horse one.
Also, where from?

The worst part came after... Sitting with a dog who wants to get out and go home while his giant dick is out at full lenght and pumping cum out

i always knew when i would get mounted

What animals do you find most attractive, any fantasies? How about the cheetah in OPs pic?

how long was his cock / big was the knot?

HERETIC
EXTERMINATUS

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should just go to zooville for this

The horse and donkey were on the same day. Theres a local stables near my house... I used to go chill there alot. One day Im alone at the stables, cold day so there were no riders there. Went up to the most secluded paddock. There was one horse alone there so I entered the area and called him over. Started petting him like normal then saw his massive horsecock start to show. I couldnt help it but touch it a little. It came out of its sheath and started getting much bigger. I went down beside him and held his hevy cock in one hand. Started sliding my hnd up and down. He responed well to it and stood still while I used both hands to jerk him off. I wanted to lick it but was too scared he might fuck me up. Jerked him till he blasted a huge load into the grass and sand on the floor. His cock started retracting and I petted him some more till I left

Cheetah is sexy as fuck but would kill you.
I love big short hair dogs the most

What animals are you attracted to then

Cock was a few inches. Knot was almost the size of a small childs fist