If size didn't matter, dildos wouldn't be this big

If size didn't matter, dildos wouldn't be this big.

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>he thinks women buy these
lolol

was about to say the same thing

Speaking of which, I hate when they don't give dimensions.
For me is no more than 3.5 cm in diameter, length isn't crucial.

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My gf Is and only fans model and recently bought a 9 inch realistic dildo to make content with... makes me feel extremely uncomfortable

Dildos are made for gay guys too, you know

OP here.
I know. They say your size is fine but they're just being polite. We like bigger boobs and they like big dick and that's just facts. My dick is just 5.5" and I'm so afraid of approaching any good looking girl because she'll be disappointed in the end. I'm a 9/10, btw.

I’m just over 6 myself. Of course they want bigger.

The thing that kills me is that there's no medical solution to that. I'm not rich, but I can afford an operation or something if it added a few inches. But no, there's no method to add at least half an inch. Everything out there is snake oil with no scientific backing. I tried a few, but all I gained was extra bills.

For fucks sake, you faggots are the real beta faggots. Who fucking cares what women want? They can never be satisfied with anything because even they dont know what they want. Stop trying to please them. Just pretend you do.

I know that feel. I wish I could find thinner realistic dildos.

based

I buy them. Except they're black and I'm a fag.

and curved

>this big
Don't you mean normal size? How small is your dick?

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No one wants to see a girl take a small one

5.5". Pic related is 9".

This

Hello, OP. Let me attempt to explain something to you.
People are a form of ape, and apes--like all other animals--are governed by their instincts. Our instincts speak to us through our feelings and appetites. If something makes us feel good, we want more.
Problem is, if we get too much of it, this leads to discomfort. Food for example. You should eat until you aren't hungry, not until you are full.
People who eat until they are full get fat by the time they are old. You see them all around you.
People who live by these sensations alone, without using reason to mitigate their excesses, are more like beasts than those humans who learn to use their reason.
This is why the Greek and Roman statues, as in pic related, have smaller genitalia. Because being a beast is a part of being human, but only a part.
Sex is only a part of life, for the refined human being who has cultivated his reason and tamed his emotion.
Maybe you should read a book. The kind without pictures. You can find them in places called libraries.
Enjoy your day.

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Some ppl want to be completely filled.. some just want to rub crotches and that gets theirs rocks off..
Wife needs a full 2x8” (I am 1,2x6” tops) so she utilizes the dong of doom.. until lights out.

I know they do

the biggest chad I know, sometimes literally a girl a day, has a 4 incher and even jokes about it
now in our 30s he is still pulling ass left and right, while I'm sitting here with my 7 inches wandering if I will get some pussy from gf this week

What a used up whore

Or you can just stimulate the clit.

jew brain wash attempt made

If size mattered most women wouldn't need to orgasm from clit stimulation rather than penetration. Only faggots who need something to hit their prostate care about size.

Closet bi fag. I buy those. I need a lot of dick to stuff my ass. My biggest is 12" x 7.5" girth. No man could satisfy me

Seriously it's mostly gays and shit. Read the amazon reviews on big dildos, almost all men

Ultrabased

kinda similar but backwards story here, the guy with the biggest cock in our group (we compared and he was head and shoulders above the next biggest guy) lost his v card at 23 I think, while the rest of us all did it in high school. big dick don't matter if your personality is flawed

>thinking something under 500 pixels is big

This makes no sense. So she wouldnt mind if you have a 1 inch dick because she has a clit? Think before you post, pencil dick

So you have a 7in dick and are basically waiting to be fed some crumbs? Have you thought about dumping your gf and finding someone else that's more enthusiastic?

The largest ones people buy to use in their ass. Women don't it when something presses up against their cervix; it's painful.

all you said there is true and I thought about it a lot tbh but I have no motivation for that right now and I know I am basically doing harm to myself but it is what it is
I was just trying to say that having a big dick is only good for sex and even then it's not the most important thing, far from it actually

Not that guy, but penetration is only a bit important. Most women can't cum from penetration only. Yeah it feels nice, but you'll cum before you can make her cum and that's where the clit comes in handy. Plus, I've heard lady-friends tell me of guys with big dicks that are still shit in bed, so.

interesting op considering the best selling sex toy of all time is the rabbit vibrator which is a 4.5 inch vibrating dildo that stimulates the clit

You make a good point overall, but you're bigger than the vast majority of men and could easily crush puss whenever you felt like it. My point is that it's kinda pathetic guys smaller than you fuck more in a week than you probably do in a month considering your size is more desirable and theirs. Don't settle for someone that doesn't know how lucky they are.

Men think about dick size a lot more than women.
Really big dicks for most women are uncomfortable and they would prefer something average or just bigger ... like men's preference with tits.

That's changing though. Size is becoming a factor for women now simply because of porn.

Do you guys ever think about whether women feel as threatened by fleshlights and similar pocketpussy toys as we do when it comes to dildos? I've yet to see a woman feel as insecure about it as I once felt about them using a dildo.

First things first, you have to get to the point where you use your dick. Just saying "hey I have a big dick" won't make a woman want to fuck you. At least that's how it is where I live in, Eastern Europe fag. Women hear left and right about guys telling them how big their dicks are, what would make you think you're actually speaking the truth? Sending a fucking dickpic? Ye good luck with that

a.k.a the jews are winning

Dick:
>warm
>moves by itself
>cums warm gooey stuff
+
>clit can be stimulated by partner
>foreplay
>kisses
etc

Dildo:
>X inch long cylinder made out of silicon which only penetrates

are you a virgin OP?

the only reason women can cum from vaginal
penetration, is that the g-point and the clit is
ONE organ. This sits like a cowboy on the
Vaginal entrance.

The only problem is, that most women dont even know their own anatomy and thinks that
a big dick is nice, until someone rips their cervix

I know that, fellow eurofag. I'm just saying you could probably find a girl who's more enthusiastic about having sex considering your size than your current gf is. Or maybe that's just wishful thinking. Either way, don't settle for less than what you deserve.

Omg whiny bitches with first world problems. I'm 6" myself and I had a girlfriend whose former partner had a huge dick. Said mine possibly wouldn't do. 1 week in we were fine. When we parted (I left) she said she regretted we would never have sex again.
End of the line: some girls need big dick but only few. Most need exactly what you and I have, some even smaller. If still in doubt, get an Asian girlfriend.

You do many things with dicks: show off to your friends, look at, handjob, blowjob, pussy, anal.

Women want the biggest one for the first but progressively smaller for the rest.

Remember - their mouths are bigger than their pussies ... figuratively and physically.

Ah alright, I misread what you were trying to say. Thought you were telling that guy to go look for a girl that wants big dicks. But yeah, imo if his gf was probably into him she would actually care about his satisfaction or something. Fuck, if a girl is submissive enough, she'll give you blowjobs only if you ask.

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>to go look for a girl that wants big dicks
more like to go look for a girl that's appreciative of him and of the fact he has a bigger dick than she could probably find again given he's bigger than the majority of men. Not necessarily to go out and drop his pants expecting women to bend the knee to him. His dick isn't the only thing that defines his potential to attract women but there are women who'd appreciate him for his size more than his gf seems to.

Yeah I know, I misinterpreted everything. On that we agree on

Get rid of her then? I know I wouldn't want to go out with a loose whore anyway.

Girls love their pussies stretched to the max for sure but dont need a giant cock to cum. 35 years of bangin holes experience talking.

Why would you even marry that? Get out of there while you've still got some years left.

You're a filthy nigger too

I can fit 4 finger and my dick in gf pussy she loves it and after i pull my hand out i love how loose it feels.

Don't ever show that shit again. That made me nauseous.

End yourself

this is Yea Forums ma man when you see a thumbnail like that you don't click it unless you're into that shit c'mon now

You must be a child

27. Just not a fucking degenerate.

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It doesnt matter if you have a big dick if youre an ugly loser

Just immature is all

Your gf is a whore

What, you don't like watching baby dicks getting cut? Are you some type of normal and well adjusted person or something?

Bought my gf a 18 inch long 8.5 inch thick dildo and when it came in mail she seen it and said omg no way and took clothes off immediately and ran to bedroom to see if she could fit it and within a minute she was riding it and cumming over and over again.

I honestly wouldn't give a shit, as a woman. 5.5" sounds pretty much average to me, not sure what else to expect really.

what is that in inches? i can't do basic math

these kinds of dildos are for the asses of men

female sex toys rarely look like actual dicks because for women, dicks are a means to an end

for gay men, the sensation is only part of it - a lot of it is the mental arousal from having a big dick fucking you. So realism is important for the mental part of it.

multiply by 2.54 to convert to inches

i have a big dick but im a 28 year old virgin, failing to please someone during sex because of my lack of experience is my greatest fear and i will die alone.

That's 8.89 inches in girth? That's over 2x the normal dick girth.

He said diameter though, not circumference.

no, user didnt explain it properly

2,54 cm = 1 inch

Divide. 2.54 cm = 1inch. Just google it man. Inch to cm convertor.

size matters

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Yea I fucked up, it's the other way around what I said. My bad.

Femanon here. I like playing with a large dildo but when it comes to my man I don't care one bit about his cock size just as long as it works and he knows how to use it. Smaller ones are more fun to give oral to imo.

average dick bro

doesnt it feel better to be filled up even if the sex is slower?

Nope I just don't date a disgusting whore and you do. Just trying to do you a solid by saying you should leave that loose slag.

does he stimulate your clit while penetrating?

thanks bb

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That makes no sense. Unless it's too tiny (which I've yet to encounter) they all feel good in me :)

What does that have to do with his cock? You do realize my clit isn't inside my vag right?

Shit kid in high school i banged so many girls and some were so loose i couldn't believe it. Pussies come in all shapes and sizes just like your little wiener for instance.

>most women dont even know their own anatomy
your clit IS also inside your vag

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the only people who get worked up over huge dicks are gay guys shrug

having said that a huge dick is a massively marketable asset in the gay community so if you have a big one and want to have a lot of sex then I say go for it, you'll have bottoms lined up at your front door to get fucked

but seriously, honestly, legitimately: women don't care about or, more often, are actively avoidant of unusually large dicks.

you are literally retarded, the vagina is the big hole at the bottom, the clit isn't inside it, in fact an entirely separate hole with a different non-sexual function is in between them

I know my anatomy and where a cock goes in and it isn't my clit

>your clit IS also inside your vag
bruh

can you believe how bad men are at this? it's no wonder lesbians report the highest levels of sexual satisfaction of any demographic

you would be surprised at how many women have no clue how to really work a cock, it goes both ways but yeah

You're right. I'm just shy of 8 inches and the majority of the girls I've fucked, I've never been able to pound into without them complaining about pain.

I'd gladly lose and inch or two if it meant I could fuck a girl hard.

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...no, it's not.
All you have to do is just "push" her pubescent area skin upwards and you'll see the clit.

it is literally the same organ that you stimulate when you fuck an vagina, the clitoris is just the only visible part of the whole organ you fucking apes.

They know a vagina is a vagina the labia lips and boobs are their only concerns.

Imagine being this incapable of admitting you're wrong

no part of the clit is inside the vagina. Yes, fucking a vagina stimulated the back of the clit through the walls of the vagina - so fucking what? That doesn't make it inside the vagina anymore than wearing a pair of gloves to pick up a piece of dog shit means the dog shit is inside the glove.

Fine here's an anatomy lesson.

It might not even be me so don't get your cocks too hard.

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Double bruh

What about tightness compared to the toy? Not a concern?

Way to backtrack dude. You got fucking schooled and can't admit that you are wrong' The clit isn't IN the vagina.

okay, here an example, do men cum when you touch their shaft, or balls? mostly not, cuz there ar no nerve endings similar to the tip of the dick, same thing with an vagina

you could gain 5 inches and it would just make a guy want you to fuck them even harder

i’m 7.5, have had my cock worshipped by ever girl i’ve been with, also bruised all of them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ you win some you lose some

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The maorty of dildos bought are 6.5" of insertable length. I have a 6.5" dick and ive have positions where i cant go balls deep with few women.
Size matters more to some, it matters less than most men think though. Obsession about penis size is almost solely a male thing.
Dont forget girth is also more important past a certain point.

is it like Kandy Land DILDO?

Spread it wide so we can see inside

See

Lol no

cool example, how does that make the clit be inside the vagina?

here, thats what i meant. in The end that es the reason why big dicks have it easyer to let women cum, by stretching their vag. Same results can be achieved with normal fucking dicksize and clitoral stimulation

Big dildos are for the butt.

What you meant is not what you said - what you said was "the clit is inside the vagina"

I've only been with two girls who could comfortably take me all the way, the others I could bottom out in, but they said it was uncomfortable, and if I tried to fuck them hard they complained of pain.

If dick surgery wasn't so risky I'd get an inch taken off. I'm not really into the whole "risk of erectile dysfunction" shit.

>If dick surgery wasn't so risky I'd get an inch taken off
Imagine being this obsessed with sex

Thick dicks, length is irrelevant.

He said taken off. It's not obsession as much as it is for other people's comfort during sex.

how could i explain it to some fucking american apes which need a precise point to point explenaiton if i am too bad at english.

>Imagine not being able to have sex in a way that was pleasing to you.

Try not being retarded

Imagine still thinking sex is the most important thing in life

they just released a new model of girl that you would never bottom out on, they used Torus technology to give them infinitely deep vaginas, you should test drive one

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It's an important aspect dude, and a very important aspect of relationships. I'm guessing you're a virgin or something.

Congratulations on your subpar reading comprehension. No one said it was the most important, the point is that having a size that doesn't hurt the other person is important for their comfort.

well, i have to if i want to explain the most basic stuff to some degenerate anons

i’m bi so i have, boipussy and girl pussy do not compare

OP here...
I feel bad about my size because I'm a 6' good looking guy. Proper 9/10. And it happened on 3 separate occasions by three different women who said "I was expecting something bigger" when they saw it. That's embarrassing on so many levels. It could be something to do with my height. They expect a tall guy to be tall everywhere...
That was it. Nobody said it was bad sex. I just wanted it to end after that and never saw those women again.
Now I only date 6/10 or even less. They generally don't care about the size... But all of my friends are: "Are you okay? Why are you punching so low?" Those are great women, but for long-term I want an at least 8. Looks bad on your self-esteem if your partner is “uglier” than you. I'm royally fucked until I find a 8/10 who doesn't mind tiny 5.5" (14cm) dick.

Thank you all for being supportive, though. Respect!!!

imagine being an incel

You don’t need a fast car to get where you’re going, doesn’t mean it’s not fun to own a Bugatti

>it happened on 3 separate occasions by three different women who said "I was expecting something bigger"
in those situations you pull your pants back up and walk out the door, go home and jerk off because that bitch does not deserve it no matter if it's 10 or 20 cm

Idk man, I'd rather have a 5.5in dick and be 6ft tall than be the 5'5 manlet I am with the 6.3in dick I have.

girlpussy is better, I agree, but the difference is made up by the fact that with traps you can get out of your own head worrying that you're going to explode her cervix and fuck with completely reckless abandon. the advantage over fucking regular dudes is that I'm sure you, like most bi guys, have a preference for female aesthetics

nigga I'm 6'2 and have a bit over 7 in my pants and still I got no compliments ever because compared to my body my dick look about average
they will never be satisfied and then some don't care and I advise you to go for the latter

>this
also, women want a big dick until the dick is too big to get fucked.

i have a friend who got an 20 cm cock, and he had a 2 year relationship, where he could only dip his tip in cuz his dick was too big.

dont worry man, like said, its not how big the dick is, its how you use it. i have about the same dicksize(cuz im fat), and i am 5´5´´ (164 cm). It is just about your selfesteem. nothing more
and had 5 girlfriends.

They were all 9/10, high maintenance bitches. I had fed them and all that. Might as well cum inside one.

Wow that post, i don't know what to even think. My dick is about 6", thick and good looking and it's always just worked, it shrinks to the size of a third ball in the pool and get this: no woman has ever said anything bad to me about anything to do with sex. Like even if we're fighting and breaking up and there's stuff getting stolen or money issues. (Once or twice, not a regular feature.) Never a negative word about that part of life. And if i do split up with someone, there'll be a woman close to her who'll magically appear and be available at least for a chase or a tease. 6' tall, okay looking. I just don't understand all the insecurity and bitterness guys go through, sex has been a good part of my life.

Height only helps you reach the top shelf. It's like white privilege. White guys never see it and everyone else is talking about it.

i’ve never hurt a girl bad enough for her not to come again for round two, so i cannot relate. traps are very fun, i’m not actually bi i’m pan so i’m only attracted to trans women so dead on lmao.

my mother got one but black and its got about 8 found it as a kid and licked it daily

You're right there are kegal exercises also I know size matters because I've heard from multiple women that it does only one said it didn't and she considered herself a higher being for it.

when will they design a girl that has both a function vagina and a huge dick?

No need to feel bad. U fucked em good, and thats it. You teached them that a big dick isnt needed to fuck propely. You are doing your part on educating bitches

Why care about what people think about your 6/10 GF? Why does that even matter?

Guys and their dicks, jesus christ. You need to listen to girls talking when they think you can't hear them. They talk about noises you make, how you treat them, if you're lazy, rough, gentle, energetic. Shit they talk about EVERYTHING. I can still rub one out thinking about a girl describing how it felt when i came in her to another girl. "He pulls me close to him and he goes rock hard and then it gets really hot and wet in there. Sometimes i can get him to keep going and it feels really good..."

Fuuuuuuck

>Height only helps you reach the top shelf
I somehow doubt that's the only benefit. When you're shorter than most women I doubt you're even seen as a man.

Laaame

i know its bullshit, but most people dont get it, even some women want an fucking baseballbat inside them until they get it and bleed and cry in the corner cuz it was too big.

Matters for gene pool. I want good looking kids. Survival of the fittest, all that bullshit. It's biology etched in our DNA.

This explains why OP doesn't have a girlfriend then,

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>be 6' tall
>go to country town
>everybody is 6'5"
>even the women
>get sneered at
>go to Singapore
>basically tackled by busloads of smoking hot asian sluts all about 5'3"
why the balls would i want a tall woman at all? Every inch over 6'2" is a 7% increase in chance of lymphoma, go to the wards, it's all lanklets in there.

A healthy girl whose head is just above the level of your chin, aww yihh. She thinks you're Thor and you can pick her up.

Okay. My bad. I don't know your experience and I can't feel how you feel.
I have friends who are taller but not as good looking, and if it comes between us, women generally pick me. So, height isn't only thing that'll get you laid. Whole lot goes on in a woman's head.

Size queens are either fuckin morons or a bit dark. A big one is exciting, but if it's got a fuckwit on the end of it, that's unhelpful. I know a guy who's just over 5' but his dick is easy 12 inches and thick. He's only ever had relationships that last and he's a cool guy.

>manlet cries out into the void

>6'
>manlet
ok m80

>So, height isn't only thing that'll get you laid.
That's true, but it's what makes a good first impression along with an attractive face. I lucked out with my face but not with my height so I'm still kinda screwed. This of course, when only talking about things that we had no control over.

You need a bigger dick for BBW, though, right? They need at least 9" dick to feel something.

>this
you dont have to explain it to me, i had the same experience
but
>5´4´´ / 5´5´´ (164 cm)
>fat but 8.5/10 face
>5 inch dick cuz fat
sounds arrogant, but i am know for being
nice, sympathic, and being smart.
I learned that all that shit doesnt mattered,
when i got fit, and than fat again.

>Anything below 6'1''
>Man
Pick one.

LMAO VIRGIN DETECTED.

Bro the clit is a little nub inside the skin it's hard to explain what it feels like other then a movable bone almost. I'd say it's more harder then a nipple for sure. I thought the clit was the top hood of the vagina until my girlfriend took my finger and placed it on here clit really hard and it feels like a little hard nipple. Now go tell your friends in school you know what a clit feels like.

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Just anecdotally here, big girls have tight pussies and will do things because they are glad of the attention. Some 'hot' women have zero bedroom game because it's always been enough to just lie there and get boned. It's all too easy for them.

I'm 6', 9/10, make 6 times more money than any of the other weirdos I hang around with... From outside it looks perfect... But I know how I feel about my size and how it dictates whom I approach to date.
Nobody is happy. Everyone has something they're not happy about and can't change.

A BBW had the tightest pussy I have ever fucked. Best way I can describe it is anything more than two fingers inside her would have been painful or uncomfortable.
And yes, she's not the only one I've had.

i see that pic and my first thought is 'lol the hamster people'.

But then you think of all the miserable shit people go through and yeah, if they can be happy for a while before the fucken hammer falls, good on them.

I just don't want to see their sex tape.

>Some 'hot' women have zero bedroom game because it's always been enough to just lie there and get boned
had this experience myself, was chasing this ultra hot chick for like 2 years and when I finally got her to the bedroom I was so disappointed, don't get me wrong, her body was absolutely amazing but she didn't know shit, I had to tell her everything and she acted like it was her first time ffs

Bro stop being a virgin and get a girlfriend.

now imagine all the good looking people who will be forever single, like OP
who has it better, hamsters who actually got someone or a handsome badass 10/10 dude who goes home to an empty room and a fridge full of beer?

>married 13 years, four kids
Man i've known for 30+ years died on Sunday, we bury him Wednesday.

Bro stop being a cunt and grow a heart.

Some days and empty room and a beer fridge sounds pretty cool, not gonna lie.

true but you get the metaphor I was going for

black size matters

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Well, some only want beer; others will drink from a pond. Standards!

Thing i liked about being Mr Lone for a few years was it's stable. You don't have to maintain solitude, it just is. Good things aren't going to kick your door down or swing through your window. Loneliness is deadly, but solitude never threatens to leave.

As soon as i got all my treasures i got worry. Stupid human condition.

Yea Forums is the place to mourn. Bravo, user.

actually I think the all time best seller is the Hitachi wand, which is for clitoral stimulation and not penetration

This

Size does matter. Really small dicks are undesirable PERIOD. BUT once you get over ~5.5in size isnt all that important. Totally serviceable at that length. Anything over 6in is a bonus.

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Nigga what the fuck are you smokin with all these rating systems and retarded goals. Prob no 8/10 would want long term with a 6 foot baby dick nigga, nigga.

lol, just because Yea Forums is your substitute for a life doesn't mean everybody here is a marooned fuckwit looking for easy endorphins.

Jesus christ.

to be honest, i am tired of explaining you how and what and all that shit. You are propably proud of having a girlfriend after 30 years of virginity and try hard to make fun of people
like your friends made of you. Have fun and
dont try to loose that pig of yours, cuz the only
reason you got a girlfriend is that your face
atleast looks okay, despite you having massiv
selfesteem problems and complexes about
everything you have.

>implying girls like boys and not just cars and money

I use to work at a sex toy shop:

There are by far way more vibrators being bought, and the most popular ones were designed to stimulate the clit (or had a little bevel at its tip for stimulating the G spot). On average, the length of the vibrator was 6". Go to any sex toy shop and you'll see it.

In response to dildo sizes: We had anything from 5" to 12". Different women (and men) bought different sizes. This does mean the average is larger in length, but given men buy them too it's really up in the air.

If anyone has general sex toy shop questions you want to ask I can answer them.

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the flaking whit skin on the head is really hot too, amirite?!?

Obviously had to drug her.

>Thing i liked about being Mr Lone for a few years was it's stable. You don't have to maintain solitude, it just is.
yes and if you can make it work it is wonderful but that is a path not many will take and even less will go with it till the end, I know a guy who is doing it, no women, no sex, nothing that he doesn't want in his life that others are burdening him with and I would say that he is one of the most stable people that I know, but he is an outlier I think
>>As soon as i got all my treasures i got worry. Stupid human condition.
same goes for all of us, we humans are pathetic like that

Do you have to taste-test the chilli-flavored butt plugs?

Congrats on fucking whales that everyone else would throw back into the ocean.

That's my Fucking sister!

Women don’t put them entirely inside them you fucken idiot. They do it for men in cams and porn videos most don’t even use dildos since they barely give you orgasms. Vibrators are a favorite.

But I didn't say that was even me

The big dildos are for gays and anal play for the most part.

>stop liking this I don't like

good charlote was right all along

No, but we did sell anal lube that had different flavors. Protip: Don't use Silicone-based lubes with condoms, vibrators/dildos, or other Silicone-based items or it'll destroy the product.

Also: If you're a woman and you buy flavored lubes, DON'T use them for vaginal sex. They contain sucrose (sugar) and it'll cause a nasty yeast infection. Flavored lubes are blow-job exclusive.

That’s such facts it’s not even funny

Are anal lubes different than vaginal lubes? Are all lubes same?

>put on nice shirt, brush hair
>riding in cab with wingman
>just look at these two heifers walking together
>as cab stops at lights they run after me because compared to them i'm movie star material
>open the door, tell them to get in
>introductions, cabbie gets laughs from them, friend sees what i'm doing
>take them to get-together
>everybody drinking then dancing because we know the band
>cab back to their place, ditched friend
>in elevator start kissing one, the other is grabbing my junk
>grab kisser's boob, her friend has my dick out
>sucking face as my dick gets sucked
>elevator is all slurps and moans
>slide thumb into one as i bust a nut into the other's face
>end up porking both these plus-size cows all night
>one of the best memories of my life
>hopefully theirs too

Avoid dirty, avoid crazy, avoid naive kids that want to stay with you forever. You can have some great times without comparing everything to some other shit. But yeah, they were pretty plain and chunky.

my dicks 5 inches and ive made girlfriends cum from fucking, its not just about size, use your hands and move your body right

also dont cum 5 minutes in obvi

I worked at one too. We sold very few dildos compared to vibrators, and most of the vibrators we sold were clitoral simulators. The largest dildos we sold were most often to gay men

There is NO way all lubes are the same:

Anal Lubes - Thicker consistency and generally more resistant to being "absorbed" by the body (or stop working). Often Silicone, since your body doesn't absorb it.

Types of Lubes:

Water-Based : Water is the safest and most common, but since it's water-based your body will absorb it fast. If you're using a condom, use water-based.

Silicone Lube: Great for bare-back and anal sex since it's harder to absorb. Bad for dildos or objects made of similar substances. Tends to be more expensive.

Hybrid Lube: A combination of Silicone and Water-based lube. Best of both worlds, but also both drawbacks. Not sure why people use this. I'm thinking just bareback sex.

There's different contents, like some are "all natural" and are good for people who have allergies. Some are flavored or smell nice. Honestly you'll have to go to a sex toy shop to see their selection to get a good idea.

Anal lubes are thicker.

Wait, how big IS that one?

Exactly. Women also shop in groups, which is funny when we have a man working there. It's like they feel someone intruded on their turf. He was cute, though. Having him test the batteries of the vibrators for the women, and also explain how they work to these bright-eyed girls was always entertaining.

Based on the size of the suction cup, I'm going to say 10"? It's super hard to guess unless you have it there.

No they may not all buy them but when they find a dude with a big dick they fall for them hard or they have them as the primary fuck buddy.

Know this personally from my gf. She said her and her ex basically only had a relationship because the sex was amazing.. they didnt have much in common or get along great. She just loved his big dick.

user your girlfriend admitted this to you?...

How knowledgable about sex do you have to be to work at a sex shop?
How knowledgable about toys in general do you have to be before being accepted to work at one?
Got any stories you want to share?

Based and redpilled

And lemme guess, she is with you because you're caring and all that? Lol.

Nigga the only reason you're single and a virgin is because you're immature and care about the appearance rather then who she is as a person.
You will be single for a long time with that kinda mindset god forbid you get a 10/10 qt and she loses a a leg or some thing and gets fat you'd end up leaving her because of how much of a loser you're. My girlfriend suffers from depression and is trying to make a change it's not easy thing to do when you've losers like you bringing them down rather then not saying shit to them at all people like YOU are the problem.

Remember, you're on the internet talking about penises to other people on the internet. Go out in the real world if you want the answers of actual women. They aren't as nice as you think.

try penis extenders

they actually work. It is somewhat of a hassle, but I added in girth and length at least half an inch already and Im only 1 month in

Anyone have one of these suction cup dildos? I need a good pic from the bottom.

LMAO
>Imagine being this worried about how big your dick is that you do shit like this.

I worked there as a summer job and knew nothing about sex toys or whatever when I applied. They have high turnover, so they hired me immediately.

With that being said, a good place puts you through two days to study two manuals they make that go over everything you need to know about sex toys, sex products, and other functions the store performs. The only place I didn't work was the cashier (by request).

There was one guy who would come in and masturbate to the sexy manicans we set up. He did this twice while I worked there. He had serious issues, and this type of thing wasn't too common.

One time a "curvy" drunk black woman came in and grabbed the aforementioned guy who worked at our store, and demanded he explain how the vibrator worked. When he started explaining in a general standard manner, she interrupted him and said "No...describe in every little detail what I do with that thing!"
He proceeded to go in to an erotica-level description of how she should pleasure herself with the vibrator, and how excited she should feel saving all the money she was by buying batteries and lube up front. It was amazing.

We had a hispanic woman bring in her muscular hispanic husband and she demand "What's the biggest anal plug you have? I want to stuff this little bitch with one." We had to convince her to start smaller and work her way up, or she'd injure him. He was stoic the whole time, as if he was use to it.

My favorite story involves when two people tried to steal from the store. I'll post it following this post...

So far, the only thing shown to work are penis-enlargement pills, but that's because they illegally contain viagra. Not sure what brand. "Penis extenders" simply pump the penis with blood, and you wear a cock ring to restrict blood back flow. Keeps it harder and larger.

dude, i lost my virginity with 16 to my second girlfriend. I am fat myself, but i dont have a problem with it
i dont even have a problem when someone else is fat,
i really dont care. Because i know through many relationships that the look attracts,
but the personality keeps.
The only reason i am single is, that a relationship
would be to much to handle in this time of my life.
i know how hard depression is, and i have psychic problems myself, such as schizophrenia
But these type of behavior is a pain in the ass, and people like you who try to be cool are annoying as fuck. So think about your behavior first off, and than try to educate someone.

Greentext it

Absolutely this ^^

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There was this couple who entered our store and were being suspicious. Sex toy shops are notorious for stealing, so we're always on red alert. The couple were two obese women: A hispanic woman and a white woman.

They were walking around being suspicious, and we followed them around, but it all happened within a few minutes so we really couldn't stop them. The white woman left with the hispanic woman close behind her. When the hispanic woman exited the store, she set off the alarms and our female manager grabbed the woman by the arm. She pulled from her bag a cheap purse with the sensor still on it.

My manager held on to that girl like a pitbull holds on to the legs of a child. She was yelling: "GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE STORE YOU AIN'T GETTING AWAY!" Meanwhile, the other woman jumped in her car and abandoned her friend. Drove off in to the sunset with probably a hundred dollars of dildos.

We managed to drag her back in after other hispanic women convinced her to go back in (since her stealing was obvious). The male who worked there called the cops, and managed to convince this woman to hand over her ID (she wasn't very smart).

Soon the cops arrived and searched the woman who by now was shaking with fear. They found heroine and needles on her. She was arrested and we had to take inventory of everything we think she stole. The guy was being super brave and all the other girls who worked in the store had surrounded her like we were about to eat her. The guy was being calm, while the girls were cursing her out ready to fight. Don't get on a woman's bad side, especially when there's five of them.

Other than a lot of drunk people and people trying to make bachelor/bachellorette party bags, it was pretty standard.

We also sold bongs and drug paraphernalia, but we had to say it was "tobacco only." I now a shit ton about bowls and how to get rid of pot from your system.

>Be me
>Nigga got drunk
>Wanted dildo
>Made embarrassed negro husband stand there while she grabbed the largest dildo in the store and plop it suction cup on a wall to check it out
>Black dude about ready to cry

Better?

Wrong.
Greek statues had small penises, Roman big ones. Romans thought big penises to be more powerful and aesthetic, opposite to the Greek

also i have to hang on.

I see on your reaction here that i was right with my assumption . Not like you with think before you wanna be a SJW

Most aren't.

Yeah, but why do you think he isn't fucking a girl more than once?

Jfc are you seriously thinking that was witty? Lmao I’d rather smash 20 pussies in a month than 3 and Fuck them a few times each.

Haha,
>Think before you wanna be a SJW
How about you grow up and stop being a child and act like a man.

well, here you had your chance to shut the fuck up.
You know your childish behavior was at fault.
And getting triggered by propably the truth was
amusing. But i start to think that you are just a troll which is trying to take my time.

I doubt that someone on Yea Forums can be triggered that much, from a random person on the internet.

to be honest, you are really amusing. Propably there are sitting 10 anons here with a bucket full of popcorn, watching you humiliating yourself

I actually know a bit of women who have these 8-9in ones. They don’t use them every night. It’s a once an a while kinda thing.

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It’s just like big boobs. If you like someone it’s never going to be a deal breaker. Unless you know you have a >4in dick.

>>> For example
>>> I love big tits.
>>> dated a chick with F cup tits
>>> break up
>>> now dating b cup

So you get cucked by your hand.

Don't be afraid to approach. If anything, 5" guys should be approaching even more. You're playing on hard mode when your dick size is average, so you might as well play.

This

my dick is 6.5 inches and i feel like its not enough

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coping this hard

It's called novelty you fucking idiot.

A large dildo makes you uncomfortable, but the fact that she's an onlyfans model doesn't bother you?

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can confirm, every girl I fuck falls “in love” with me. i met a white girl from Europe here on vacation and she fell for me, HARD. Told me she loves me after 2 months. She’s super submissive, likes to suck ice cream off my dick while on a leash. She is paying for her own flight back just to get fucked and suck by my 9 inch bbc

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You're a fucking idiot. If anything, boobs are more comparable to ball size. Bigger is more fertile, dick size has nothing to do with fertility whereas balls and boobs do

Lol imagine every time you look at your half-nigger baby remembering that you were impregnated with it while wearing handcuffs, nipple clamps, and a leather mask.

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A man with reason behind their words.

Oh fuck yes please post more of your BBC especially if you're fucking white girls thank you

are you a cuck?

if you are aroused by bbc, go on pornhub.

women dont nearly care as much about dick size as you think they do

Only degenerates buy dildo, male or female.

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time to sage this thread

one white girl’s ice cream dream is another mans dairy nightmary

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No I'm a black cock addicted sissy, I wish I had a gf so she could cuck me with BBC though

Thank you please keep going, do you have pics of that monster cock splitting her open? Do you have Kik?

And this incorrect detail negates the principle how?

same here

good job, sarge ^~^

dabbc187

How do you know it's a deal-breaker when you haven't experienced it? My guess is you know smaller is less pleasurable to correlation with lower and lower size (especially girth).