Just got told they sold my grandpa's old farm and it sold for $7million dollars and I'm getting 1 mil wtf do i do with...

Just got told they sold my grandpa's old farm and it sold for $7million dollars and I'm getting 1 mil wtf do i do with it

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invest in thorium.

Spend it all on dildos.

buy fake titties

Help a broke nigga out. What do I gotta do

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why tho

I think you mean you got 300k after taxes

Give me 2 grand because im poor and it will greatly improve my life. Lol

They dont tax inheritance here

no. If I actually knew you I probably would but im not giving money to strangers

If you're not trolling invest your money in a property. Improve it sell. Or invest in a bank where you get interest back . 1 million you get 60,000 a year. You're set nigga

16% interest a year???

6.... but that still won’t happen. Just invest 75% in the market and explore cool companies around your area and see if you can invest in promising ones with the extra 2fiddy

Keep it forever like your grandfather and buy the farm back

Start you own business. Fuck working for someone else.

You can actually buy a KFC franchise now and you are also set from the profits

I wish you could give me some money starting at 10 grand for the advice I gave you

He doesn't have to work anymore he can just buy and sell until the money works for itself

He can even buy land it just so happens if he's an idiot hell find real soon the spending power 1 million has in today's market

Use it to buy props into scaring the new owners about it being cursed. When they hire a detective make sure you own the agency and have him 'disposed of' when they catch wind of the event be sure to have made a perimeter around the farm, and try to barricade them from leaving, once they try to make an escape have a team of hired patrol dressed in white sheets routine surround their location, they will be so scared they will try to bargain the deed back into the heads of their haunted captors.

i go around telling people to do this all the time but they never listen even tho it 100% works.

Fuck children and get away with it

A few years ago 7 million was rich. 1 million is nothing. Consider it to be 100k

If he was gonna work he could have kept the farm.

buy one of these

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buy a house with multiple apartments in a nice neighbourhood, live off the rent

Assuming this isn't bait, don't listen to advice from fucking Yea Forums.

I would get a Dodge Viper $40k. Invest in businesses that are doing good and buy like half the business or 1/3 and do that a few times and have free money coming in. Drive around muh Dodge Viper.

INVEST IT AND LIVE OFF THE INTEREST

OR BUY A HOUSE FOR CASH AND INVEST THE REST AND LIVE OFF THE INTEREST

/PROBLEM SOLVED

If you earn 5% a year in interest off of 1 million, that is $50,000. If you earn 10% that is $100,000. Live off the interest and growth, and maybe get a shitty part time job and you are more than set for life.