Celeb Thread

Celeb Thread

>>Wee hours Edition

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FIrst

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alright, I am back
is that nice demi poster still around?

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I am doing Chemistry Lab safety homework. Pretty much it is "Do not blow up the lab. Always be aware of your surroundings, measure your shit right, and wear your safety goggles." Idk why I had to read 5 pages of small text when that is pretty much it.

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AND there is a quiz?!
I am dropping out of college.

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Lol. At least you're done with it now.

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Nips.

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Good morning!

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not an emma poster but I'd like more babs

Hello
Is that Izzy Fuhrman?

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pedo.
you can have more babs :)

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this is lewd

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that's all school is. reading bullshit and trying to remember it long enough to pass the test on it. rinse and repeat. college is just an increase of volume of information.

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hi JJ

no, moner is lewd
babs merely is

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That's Lilly

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>>increased volume of information..

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disc for babs?

uwu

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Yeah... Now I get to do psychology of women homework. Pretty much feminist ideology in psychology. First day, we were told to critique the SCIENTIFIC METHOD because it is sexist and can exclude the LGBTQ community. Kill me.
I wish I was Asian. I am just Native American.

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Ok. I get them confused sometimes.

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sorry, not handing out my disc anymore :(

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Sound like a bunch of bullshit.

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well I'm just white but I'm pretty okay with it lol

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you are an indian?

In some pics I can understand that
Personally I love both. Really glad that Izzy has a partnership with Nike and shows her body off all the time

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Chek'd

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It really is. All women, except on blue hair trans dude.
I am kidding. I just hate school and how much stress it is. Another 5 years until I am done with medschool or law school.
Yeah I am. Please, call me chief or uncle tomahawk.

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>chief
>uncle tomohawk
I just broke down laughing, thanks fren
you made my morning

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this isn't jordynanon though is it

I am glad to make you smile

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Oh yeah.

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yeah well if I can get through it, you can get through it. just get an Addy script if the going gets tough

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>mfw you

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I don't think I am who you think I am. I'm just a random anonymous newfag nigger shitbag.

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i'll call you frognon and you'll like it

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lol you aight boi

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God JJ is so pretty

>“Entitlement is a matter of feeling like we rather than they. You have a right to things, a place in the world, and it is so intrinsically a part of you that you cannot imagine people like me, people who seem to live in your world, who don’t have it. White men have a place. They are the we. We are the they.”

I will pay for gas for whoever wants to put a bullet into my head right now.

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do you cover airplane tickets, taxi and a meal at a fast-food establishment of my choice aswell?
I hate being hungry on the job

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lol, I am a recovering addict (stereotypical native i know.) so drugs are out of the question.
You are loved babsanon
I am calling the police!

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I have food here so you can grab and go. Air travel is not advised, since you can be tracked. I am poor man. I only have 600 dollars right now lmao.

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Fit girls are amazing..

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:)

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i thought you'd learn to like it eventually, didn't expect you to throw a party already
youtube.com/watch?v=3T1c7GkzRQQ

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Yep.

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>mfw I was in the angry thread created 1min too late

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you drink coffee though, yeah?

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lol you can call me whatever man. I don't care.

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Also tongue

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being seen with you is also not advisable either I think
maybe you can leave the state for a bit and we can mark it down as a hunting accident deep in the mountains?
I always wanted to go on a hunting trip in north america anyways

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Worship whore goddess Bella

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No. I drink water, and stay away from any drugs. I want to be completely drug free, since I have been on drugs most me life. Weird I know, but I recently stopped tobacco use, and just want to experience life without drugs for a while-- no matter how harmless they are.

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Kek

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glad you found your way to the right thread
it's not as fun when they don't resist :/

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Or we just don't talk about it at all.

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Last time I resisted, I got tasered and my dog was killed.

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You must not worship her. You must degrade this whore.

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that whore has a nice body

Congrats to you!

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:o
smart boy
but I am sure you'll get through college just fine

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The slut is probably a nice person and has hopes and dreams like the rest of us

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not weird. you're living life with no cheat codes and I respect it

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I don't care what she wants, I care about her body.

But she is a whore nonetheless.

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i've always wondered what it's like being tasered tbh
>my dog was killed
point me towards their general direction and i will break the legs of their whole bloodline

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And I'm glad she is

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Thank you, thank you!
I will. I am not looking to die for real
I am just sick of listening to profs
in their stupid eco-chamber indoctrination
classes.

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cocaine will do that

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>my dog was killed
you for real, chief?

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If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

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A long time ago, she was..

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But those days are gone.

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lol life hacks!
Well, the whole thing was my fault. Got drunk and painballed my neighbors house, since he and I were going to paint it that weekend. He was also drunk and was laughing. Police were called and I ran to my house. Some chick called Helen had called the police, looking out her window. Then they shot my dog since it ran at them. Stupid.

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I know that feel, profs are hit or miss for me too.
Thankfully most profs realise that when 99% of their students are military personell that they won't be able to indoctrinate the already indoctrinated.

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It is weird that celebs go crazy after a while.

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I wasn't ready for the feels. I hope he is in pupper heaven now.

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Hey... I was a 68w for the 452nd CSH out of Minnesota Army Reserve for 8 years... I am not indoctrinated.

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best veiw

that's exactly right

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oh, it's you! 68w bro :3

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With Bella, she worked pretty much constantly from age 5 to when her Disney contract expired at 18. In that time, she was homeschooled and tutored. She missed out on the whole high school experience...

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Emma Stone low-key has a thicc ass bro.

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....so when she turned 18, she did go a little overboard.

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RiP :(

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And knowing those sick fucks at Hollywood, she was probably abused.

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It's a dark world she lived in..

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Looking back on it, I maybe would have called the police too.
I mean, a brown looking dude with a white dude screaming "you mother fucker" as the brown dude is lighting up his house is a bad look.

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>diddled since middle school (?)
>crazy after a while
Not sure she could have gone any other way, the Mickey Mouse producer train way

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Checked

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my 2nd best buddy in the military is also a combat medic, we just don't use your MOS codes as europooreans
he usually fixes me up when I bust up some part of my body after a night of heavy drinking and the docs aren't supposed to find out :D
Imagine a regular college campus full of officer cadets. It's hell on earth.

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..And it took it's toll on her.

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We have gone from degrading Bella to now pitying her.
They say the same thing happened to Miley

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Dududu...

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I love fresh officers. So cringe listening to them give briefs "by the book." Then the more experienced NCO's and Officers tell them to cut the shit and let the enlisted do their fucking jobs.

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Disney Studios was a hive of scum, villainy, and degeneracy long before that.

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well look who it is, dudufu and his slutty daughter

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Morning.

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>Parents pimp their kids for money and fame.
>Hollywood execs and actors all know about it.
>Only are outraged when it comes out
>People still deny there is a problem
Idk man. Clown world. *honkhonk*

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was a grunt before I decided to move up the ranks
I hate those kids fresh out of school who think they are the shit

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high and tight

seems so long ago

Degrading her is worshipping her is degrading her. She needs our cum. Stroke and edge for her.

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Well. You have testosterone hyped males who just have gotten out of the worst experience of their lives and are now considered to be the 2% that serve. There is pride. They have money now. People view them as a cut above the population. Egos man. The thing that got me was the chicks that came into the unit and started trying to sleep with everyone. I got my E-5 and a new private came in and she was all over me. I had to get help, since I did not want an EO or SHAARP complaint.

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hi

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The bend and reach! In Cadence!

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You'd think they'd learn by now..

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Wow

so dont wake the haters but stone is the clear best emma

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:]

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That is what I am saying! This whole thing
is just evident, since how many examples
of this shit do we need to realize there are
pedos and abusers in Hollywood?

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A lifetime ago.

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Hard

Just the best in our perception. I don't like Watson for many reasons, not just her looks. Stone seems alright all around.

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C:
^~^

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Until they learn, the studios will continue to grind these kids up, and spit them out when they're done. Someday they'll learn...

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maybe, or maybe not. all i know is that if someone shot my late dog in front of me, he/she would not breath for much longer, no matter who it was
there has been a significant lack of pandafu in a while if you ask me
hello

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I don't want to talk about women that "serve". That topic just rustles my jimmies. Never fuck the company.

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hey

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good morning

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Daisy is cute

...

OH EMMA!

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there was something i do for kloss but i forget

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That Sage tho, Swift can gtfoway

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you're goddamn right

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:-/

^ - ^y

Probably cause there's never any new pics of her, I just posted her cause of her juicy tiddies. :<

Hey.

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I also hear that the pedo community is making strides towards acceptance.
I am not of the mind that animals are greater than human life. Just my opinion. It was my fault. Not theirs.
I saw many an officer and NCO go down because of fraternization and rape allegations (never stuck but their career was ruined regardless.)

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kum?

nigger kys
tay ftw

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tranny

virgin

...

52 inches

I’m really glad I went infantry and rarely had to deal with females.

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