Question for my Yea Forumsros

I've been gay for 40 years, coconut oil is the best choice for anal. Not kidding, op

Get her drunk. But not too drunk.

Well, you're welcome.

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Stretch it with your fingers first

She doesn't drink

What's the difference in terms of how slippery it is and how won't it grab and not get dry?

if you really care about her, don't ever bother her about it again. if she wants it, she'll ask. if you push her, she'll lose respect for you and leave you

I don't mean to sound childish but fingering a poopchute doesn't sound okay with me lol

I'm her world. Anal will definitely not be a reason for leaving me.

Just bring up that you liked it and tell her its alot better with lube. Wait until a night where shes had a few drinks or feeling especially freaky, or both. Start slow with fingers or toys and work your way into it. Make sure to stimulate clit or vagina to keep her loose and turned on and she'll associate the feeling more with pleasure.

Also, try to ease into it by starting off with only fingering to get her more used to the idea.

if you are an unbearable cunt trying to force her to do something that hurts, you won't be her world anymore.

I think I'll try smaller toys since she also doesn't like other things in her orifices. By other things I mean toys lmao. Shes very odd..

Wait, so you want to know the magic phrase that will make your girlfriend, who has tried anal and had it hurt, want to have anal again?

You know that there' isn't a magic phrase, right? You can try talking to her about it with your grown-up words, but you can't cast a spell and make her want it and say 'yes'.

You ever gotten any type of oil on your skin? It's just slippery, and you dont have to keep reapplying it. It's edible too. Just make sure you don't get coconut butter, only coconut oil.

Oh I'm definitely not pushing my boundaries. We have this respect thing where we tall about what we try in the bedroom before we try it like pic related with her hands being bound by leather handcuffs.

Coconut oil it is then. I'll talk to her about the benefits of oil. Maybe the saliva obviously wasn't slippery enough once inside her and she felt friction more than anything. I'll bring that up, thank you.

think about the fact that you're here talking to STRANGERS about how to persuade your wife to do something she said hurts. ask yourself whether you are prepared to just accept that she will always say no or do you have to be fucking douchebag and keep trying to convince her and get others involved for advice on how to rape your wife

You can use it for regular vaginal too.
Also it's good for eczema and regular skin dryness

Yep I've thought about it. Maybe, to me, there's someone who's been in my shoes before. There are always those odds but no, I have only brought it up once before and I know it's something she and i can talk about. I just don't know how to bring it up without sounding too forward.

I had no idea coconut oil can be that useful.. thank you, kind sir

>lube will make my wife agree to do something she doesn't want to do
doesn't work that way, you're going to end up pushing her and she'll regret it and feel raped and if he ass bleeds she'll hate your ass, and now you still have a problem with yourself of wanting something you can't have. you should only want it if she offers. otherwise you should expect her to stick a dildo up your ass any time she wants, as long as there's lube you can't say no

Holy fuck this literally made me laugh but you do have a point.
So.. you're pretty much saying to deal with the fact she may never want it? I mean that time that we tried it was about 4 months ago..

The heat of the moment got you there, you just need to be better prepared next time.

Get a good silicone lube. Don't fuck around with waterbase. Swiss Navy is our go to.

So, when she's a bit hornier than normal usually around ovulation, that's the best time. Tease her mercilessly with light oral, get her just to orgasm but then stop working her clit and instead move to get inner lips. After about that 2 times, lick her asshole one of those times. When you go back to her clit, let her come then go straight to stimulating her asshole again. Also, while eating her clit, use well lubed fingers to gently rub in circles just on the outside of her asshole.

Eventually she'll be begging for your cock. Give her a few strokes in her pussy, then pull out and start rubbing her asshole with your cock tip. Keep giving her lots of positive feedback. Then tell her to push like she's shitting, but to let you know the moment she can't hold that. When she can't, just back off the pressure a bit. Once you get past her anal verge, you'll feel her open but with a tight ring around your cock. Just stop moving if she can't keep a gentle push going. Otherwise, DON'T stop moving!

Be patient. Communicate. You'll get it and back up if she loses the mood for it.

After just one or two successful times, she'll like anal much more.

some women do not want to put up with the pain of anal sex, ever. being pushy and asking about it only makes it seem more forced upon them, and maybe eventually you could get her to do it but she isn't going to like and then you're a creep for making her do it.

>After just one or two successful times, she'll like anal much more.
some women hate it and never get into it. this thread is pretty rapey and disrespectful overall. he's not talking about finding a person who enjoys anal sex. he's talking about his wife. what the fuck is wrong with you sick fucks

Woah tiger. Is she prone to yeast infections? If so coconut oil is a big no no. Also, it ain't half as good as a good silicone lube.

There's a reason silicone lube is what's used on porn sets.

When user there said she'll feel raped I thought the same thing you just said. "But she's my wife" lol and I also mentioned we always tall about ideas before experimenting in the bedroom, again, like tying her hands during sex or wearing outfits like pic related.

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I'm not at all experienced with any type of lube.. what are the benefits of silicone lubes over coconut oil? Besides not getting an infection?

She Asian?

Shut your dumb bitch ass up. Just because daddy ripped your asshole as a kid while you were watching strawberry shortcake doesn't mean everyone else is gonna get so fucking butt hurt about anal.

Deal with your own shit bitch.

Mexican

Even worse

but you also said she told you it hurt, and you're still trying to weasel your way to get in her asshole which is rapey

Fucking hell you're some kind of mind reader. I was thinking of something in that nature but reading it from you, holy shit lol

so why don't you just go rape your wife in the ass, you have Yea Forums's approval.

I'm not just gonna slip it in her asshole either. Or trick her to doing it, I'll talk to her about giving it another chance. If it's a no, even with bringing up all of this info about lubricants and such, then I'll leave it at that because even for vaginal sex we never use lubricant. Just saliva.

How's that worse? And why is her race significant to this situation?

Lubes are definitely a personal preference thing. You'll need to experiment with what works best for you both.

Silicone, at least good ones don't dry up or absorb quickly. They also provide the least friction and tend to be well tolerated against allergies or sensitive skin.

But caution is best. Buy small samples and test carefully, mindful that she or even you could have a reaction. Take notes, decide on preference.

silicone based lubes outperform any kind of oil
(it also stays liquid below 75, etc...)

no, you have to hold her down and rape her because Yea Forums says so. bring out all the oil and lube and wave it around and then tie her down and rape her. because you asked us and we said so. there is no other way. you already know she doesn't want it. so get to raping. you must rape. rape now. or burn like the faggot you are

I love the actual advice that makes sense. Like you fine fellas. Unlike others who just assume that because I want to try it again that I'm just gonna go ahead a rape my wife's asshole like a fucking savage.

>I'm just gonna go ahead a rape my wife's asshole like a fucking savage
great idea

You need to wash that shit off tho, and it's not edible

Buy a small butt plug.
Fuck her poon while she has it in, maybe 20-30 mins.
Take out and insert cock.
??????
Profit.

It's not that fucking hard

The nutjob is some butthurt bitch that got assraped bad as a kid and is going ballistic in this thread.

Funny story. I dated a girl like that once. But when I used the technique I described which associates clitoral pleasure with anal stimulation, I was in her ass and she was flipping out in gut clenching orgasms through her asshole.

Led to a dark journey with her.. She would scream "please love me daddy" and other such shit while getting ass fucked. Then, she asked me to forcibly take her ass.. That was an intense night.

Before that, she couldn't admit what happened to her, even to herself.

Yeah. Dad's forcibly raping their daughters seriously messes them up.

Hot damn lol