Hey Yea Forums i need helo cutting myself

Hey Yea Forums i need helo cutting myself
SHORT AND SIMPLE: need help cutting self will post pic
Im an idiot and i never done this before. I got a lot going on and i just feel paralyzed in life. And please for the love of god DONT pity me or give me any inspirational shit.
These are the only knifes i have around the household. Which works best

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So you come to Yea Forums for advice kek

No where on google is there actual advice. Everythings been fliter to direct you to self help sites

>These are the only knifes i have around the household. Which works best
neither.
disassemble a shaver

Understand.

>I got a lot going on and i just feel paralyzed in life
damn are you me? i konw that fuckin feel bro

Do i need to break the plastic parts off too. How exactly do i slice the skin? Im assuming its the opposite direction intended

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What this user said.

Also, relax and put the right pressure on on of the Arms. You won't be able to cut them both. Know where your veins pop up better so you don't waste a cut on just the muscle. You need to cut the Blood Flow. If you want a better way to end it, just find a way to get Ricin. It's not impossible to get the base ingredients, but finding a way to extract and purify it might be harder. It's super toxic and a sure way to end it.

do sideways so the razor slices instead of scrapes
also post ass if you do it

I would've never thought of this.

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Use the bread knife. Fucking moron.

How's it going there OP?

It's a fucking troll.
> Hey guys... I- I'm just so damn depressed, Nobody at school likes me and its only the first week. Plus I'm really bad at algebra and my crush is dating this basic bitch! I- I- I just don't know what to cut myself with. Here I have a steak knife, a bread knife, and two chopping knives with no tips. Whi- which one do you guys think will work best? Oh what? a razorblade? I would never have thought to use that. Thank you so much /b!

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Thanks this feels great.
For those curious im not old enough to really order anything. So this will do. Mom is single and been treating me like shit. Im annoyance to everyone. No one really likes me and thats okay such is life.

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Hahahahahaha!!!

This thread has to be fake!

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That's it? Three scratches?!

I dont think im ready for more. But i suppose i could do more. Im still new to this but im not trying to impress anyone either.

Glad you are just cutting for attention and not actually trying to kill yourself op

Don't be such a fag. Go read a book you'll feel better

I would be lying if i said the small attention didnt feel nice. But honestly theres a reason i came here because it's annymous and im not trying to end my life yet. This is all starting ground. And i will admit it i am an idiot but attention is what i want to escape. I cant deal with it anymore. And honestly it does piss me off that i do feel pleasure in attention, i am piss off that i cant cut myself even more, i feel horribly pathetic for even wanting to end myself, i dont know user. Life judt fucking sucks and most of all i suck the most

STFU u are screaming for attention.

I'm calling the police

Gr8 b8 m8

proceeds to give himself a couple cat scratches.

If you are missing 3 of these 5 things : friends, a home, job, a hobby, girlfriend/wife, than it's no wonder you feel depressed. If you have all of those things and are still depressed you need a psychologist.

don't bite.

Either way. I apologize for bothering you guys. For those of you who actually did help, thank you. There's a lot of stuff in life that you guys should take advantage of. And the fact thst you were even born is a miracle. Take care guys and bye

you have to be 18 or older on Yea Forums

op do this. works everytime

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Not gonna lie thats impressive but i dont have the balls or courage to do that. I just want to feel something because i never seem to learn from my mistakes and just go numb right after painful events

Stop. scars are ugly and you will regret it later

Hey OP, I've always wanted to understand the mind of a self-harmer, especially ones that cut themselves, but don't wanna go all the way.
Mind explaining your feelings, like WHY do you think this will help you in any way?

>Imagine not knowing how to use a sharp implement to cut

Step 1: Get a razor, box cutter, or pencil sharpener

Step 2: Take the blade out of the razor, box cutter, or pencil sharpener.

Step 3: Down the river not across the street

Step 4: Profit

Op can you cut deeper I really want to see more blood also slash completely across your wrist I get off to this shit so do not be a faggot and not deliver

Use the serrated one.

I don't think OP wants to die, just self-harm out of distress.

You should sterilize them before killing yourself so you don't get an infection.

Not OP, but I used to self-harm to a minor extent.

For me, it wasn't connected directly to negative emotions, although I definitely had them.

I just thought having cuts and bruises on your hands/forearms was cool. Made me feel manly or rugged, and it was easier than actually doing sports or chasing pussy. I used to punch things to tear up my knuckles. That left a bunch of rather nasty scars that I thought were cool because I was a total edgelord.

Although admittedly, sometimes I punched shit just because I was a bit unhinged and pissed off. Puberty was a total shitshow for me. I had wicked insomnia, and crazy emotional mood swings.

op you're a faggot, cut deeper or stop calling yourself an "emo" or a "scene kid" you're just a fucking yikes. I hope your parents are disappointed in everything you do, you have no friends, and I hope you get bullied in school. You must literally be 14 if you think that's sufficient

Knifes are not good 2 cut with I always use the blade from a pensharpener they are easy to get and very efective. If u want result then do it fast if u want Pain do it slow and in the same cut many Times. Have fun!

Yeah, I was hoping for an answer from someone who's NOT just a retarded faggot.
Thanks anyway.

Where exactly do you think you are?

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Get on my level uwu

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I uh... Alright, my bad.

Always remember down the road not across the street

Its cutting, do you really need us to hold your hand? Also, same as fuck fag. Im convinced im allergic to living at this point and breathing is a tedious chore. Congrats and all that, i dont fuckin know

Jesus what a fucking fag. Gonna send those pics to the girl you have a crush on?

Down the road not across the street.
Down for results across for attention.
I know for you feel op but don't kill yourself. It just leaves pain for others and is selfish. You said no inspirational shit but you just seem like someone who needs help. Maybe a friend to talk to or someone to relate the pain in life.
I feel suicidal everyday fuck I do right now but seeing someone else talk about it helps me snap out of it . Lost alot of people to suicide including one of my older brothers. Life's like a play ,the curtain goes down and then up and everything is different . I feel paralyzed in life and devil by depression but you only are given one life and by killing yourself you eliminate the chances it will ever get better .good luck OP .

try to beat coldness in my heart

Deeper

Needs more blood