What's going on in your life, Yea Forums?

good, what kind of work? where did you find the job? currently unemployed here...

Because we like to laugh at you cretins.

I assume you are not because you'd have to be nuts to be a woman and come here

>we
You are exposing yourself, no way you're a woman

Perhaps I am a little.

"we" as in a general all the woman we. Dipshit.

And btw you could be a 20 something woman but a 31 year old woman? No way!
Don't make me laugh!

well it's true.

Oh yeah? You send DMs to other femanons here? How? With Yea Forums gold?
Lmao, stop lying!

No it's not

I have no idea who on here is female or not, but I know I'm not the only one. Can't be. statistically impossible.

I bet you also have a smoking hot body lol you are such a bad liar

Haha exposed

Because you hollow yourself out with dildos and desensitize with vibrators

I find it sad actually...like genuinely sad that you boys can't accept that a female could lurk on Yea Forums.

You said we and you say you don't know any other femanon
Got ya

Nah I'm a 12. So not thin, but a little chub.

Trying to go to college in foreign country so I can get fucked up privately and not need to talk to gay family and friends. And hopefully end up killing myself and having a good time

blessings be with you user

Well they can't because there is nothing for a woman here

Good plan

There's ton for a woman here. You think I can't share the same opinions on things as you guys? You think I can't laugh at the things you laugh at?

Reminder that all the females here seek attention and become something of a celebrity like Anna.
A femanon that is a lurker and not seeking attention is literally impossible.

...

Yes, even the ads here are degrading to women, so there's no way for you to be here

Sure, attention-seeking whore right here. e.e

I don't get offended easily tbh. You gotta have a thick skin if you're gonna go on Yea Forums.

What a weird catfish, look, you can't be a woman, everybody knows this, sometimes we play along and pretend we think you are fenanons but not itt

Okay whatevs. I mean it won't hurt me if you don't believe me, so please feel free to believe whatever makes you happy.

I bet now you will say you are into porn and degradation lol
Women don't watch porn

Oh trust me, I want to believe you are a woman, that would make me happier.
And I don't offend you so have fun, you are alright

No actually I'm not into degredation AT. ALL. Porn though, I can get behind.

I will bite, what porn are you into?
And riddle me this?
Why would any woman watch porn when they can get in any bar and have sex?
Makes no sense.

tits or gtfo

I have serious trust issues, so I can't really enjoy myself with another person. I prefer masturbating. I like doggystyle and facefucking.

I wont post my tits, but I could post some picture I guess.

Lol I kinda thought that you may be a woman but now I know you ain't

Sure, post pics

Hang on getting picture.

plz ok

Sure

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Broke up with gf like three weeks ago, all other shit is good, but just lurking her IG looking for something that will upset me

Well.. gee.. I'm conflicted now... because you are cute

WHy do you do this to yourself?

Why thank you!

You are really nice looking for a 31 year old.
I wouldn't make you a year over 24.

>Because we have no self respect and need attention
Ftfy. Also, to also the other user, women are incredibly desperate for a sense of sociality. If they can't find it irl, they'll get it online. Most men wouldn't be bothered if they had to spend a month scratching their own nuts in complete solitude.

omg thank you! I thought I looked pretty close to my age tbh.

Man I wish I fuckin knew. What's the alternative? Not watching her life go on happily without me? She wants to be friends but that shit sounds like torture

Do another photo making the v sign

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Nah, you are very youthful.
Do you have Mediterranean genes in you?

You can't be friends. And women only say that to spare your feelings, but it has the opposite affect. You need to move on, user. Find a hobby or something. Go hiking or swimming.

okay give me a sec

So I'm guessing this thread is now about the femanon? Good to know that we can all stay on track for at least the first 20 posts. Good job, guys.

Here it is!archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/141884244/

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Got hobbies, got a career that's going well, but at the end of the day my will gets weak and I get curious. She's the one pushing to be friends and I'm pushing for space but voyeuristically looking in on her life. Don't know why I'm doing it to myself

Nah, irish/english

Sorry didn't mean to post that thread. I was reading on a nexpo video about it on youtube. Creepy stuff.

Cute, sorry for not believing you, you btfo me thoroughly

Haha that's okay! I'm glad you believe me now.

Where'd you get those trust issues from?

I was abused by a man when I was young.

Classic.

Tale as old as time, I'm afraid.

Insomnia, digestive issues, shit job, no money... Honestly wondering why I wake up anymore. Almost certainly better off than a lot of people but I just can't care anymore. I'm tired.

You need to find a reason. Try doing something that you have never done before, and if you don't like it, try the next thing. You need to find that passion for life again.

Tits or GTFO. Without rules it's total anarchy.

Sorry, I won't show my tits.

transgender doesnt count

And I don't feel pressured to show you tits or vag just to prove i'm not transgender, but nice try.

not sure if i got raped.
>woke up at party felt urge to shit
>walked to broom fine
>started taking shit
>asshole hurt so bad
>drive home asshole still hurts 2 hours later pretty bad hmm
>remember there were two fags there
>one asked to see my penis multiple times
>found out they fucked in broom of room i was passd out in
>everyone herd them told me i was on bed while they went at it in broom
>doesnt matter asshole hurts
>shoulda gone to hospital
>was in denial
>month later friends bring up party
>get anxious realized i might have been raped
>pretend to be gay
>meet up with the gay guy who wanted to see my dick
>decent dude have a ciggy and multiple drinks
>tell him sorry and then beat the shit out of him
>messages me later
>tell him story
>tells me im a fuckin idiot and he bottoms only swears on his moms life he didnt fuck me
>hit up other queer
>he agrees to blow me
>backs out after other dude told him about what i did to his face
>doesnt want to meet up says he never touched me
>remembered i wiped my ass three times before the party and it hurt beofre i showed up and then ate spicy mexican food
>also have OCD
>still obsess about being raped dont know what to do

Hope it works out for ya

Some of us tried. Thanks for the cool topic rho

You're welcome!