Purple because technically makes you bullet proof and unkillable, since everything just phases through, and can never be incarcerated for crimes, anywhere, because you can't be contained. Basically, you're a god for as long as your natural lifespan extends.
Doesnt mean that you're immunity to gas or temperature, they can freeze you or cook you alive or shine lights in your face to blind you, loud sounds will also mess you up
Camden Carter
Oh hello C.I.A. friend, nice to see you guys post once in a while. But yeah you're right, you'd still be harder to catch or kill than an average human though, or any animal for that matter.
Kayden Powell
Beyond that, phasing through something doesn't mean you're unaffected by gravity. You'd fall straight though the floor, and end up cooking in the center of the Earth.
You're right, but if you analyze each button enough they all end up being worse than no powers at all. With flying you pass out when you get up into the athmosphere enough, if you shapeshift into an animal your IQ goes down and you remain that animal, pink is basically a thing everyone has, and so on.
Thanks for those tits.
Zachary Gomez
Pink is probably the worst since you'll still have to go through the initial pain and it means you can be reckless and get hurt even more, unless that sort of stuff getd you off
Having reconsidered, I think yellow (if can be turned on and off at will) is the best, followed by gray (which I think is technically Superman's real power, and allows you to fly so 2x1). Orange doesn't account for bone fragility, and red is similar to grey, in that you can really easily get caught.
Asher Wilson
*Red is similar to purple
Josiah Cox
That's the problem with the buttons. Nobody wants to read a wall of text, so they all have to be kinda vague.
also nice quads
Blake Ross
Thanks, first time I get quads I think. Anyways, yeah, but like you said, it's more fun that way...
>FB would be a walking advertisement >twitter would be a fat blue haired tranny >myspace would be a corpse >wikipedia would be fairly similar to what it is >dA would be a fat blue haired furry >jewtube would be an autistic guy playing video games for children >google would be an evil scientist >digg would be a corspe >reddit would be a fat blue haired male feminist >Yea Forums would be cucking itself to reddit
Ethan Thompson
Thanks, I needed that seizure
John Diaz
i played with your pebis while you were out just so you know
Henry Wright
Whoever made this actually thinks McDonalds forms it’s patties at the restaurant?
First round didn't have enough powder to exit the barrel and got stuck. Next round slammed into the back of it and smashed it, expanding it and wedging it in harder. Rinse and repeat until your barrel starts to bulge or even burst.
Imagine being such a zoomer you don't know the two consoles are from seperate generations
Imagine not opening the PS and N64 then buying the Dreamcast on release
Cucked and bluepilled
Adrian Reyes
>imagine being a boomer and thinking it's a good thing
Carson Gonzalez
>implying the guy who showed up was going to make the baby less gay
James Robinson
>purple >phase through everything have fun when earth's gravity pulls you through the ground at 9.81 meter per second per second the first time you use this power, it suddenly becomes totally dark because rock doesn't let light pass through, you have no free gaseous oxygen at all, you realize that the instant you become solid again you will be anihilated by kinetic energy and be embeded in rock very far under your starting position, and when you will die (in not very long now) nobody will know if your corpse stays immaterial and gets slowly ablated away by the heat and radiation pressure while passing through earth's superdense molten iron core back and forth, or if you will become material again and create a weird micro-earthquake and a small patch of strange chemical deposit several kilometers deep in the earth's crust
>hahahaha, hrt is mandatory for every1, not just available to ppl, who need it
Zachary White
pink. Sit in large airport, heal everyone for the rest of my life
Sebastian Perez
Isnt that scene from where a girl stole her dads car and went paul walker?
Xavier Hughes
i also did rub my cock in the foam around the opening of your mouth just a little bit
Noah Campbell
>in english >talks bout mumbai >clearly sweden >gotta laugh at sweden - their whole country, politics and ppl r better than my ameriass, but i gotta make myself feel better bout it >i know - ill pretend sweden is overran by muslims >haha, thatll show them! >now wheres my bike? I left it here a moment ago...