Be Me

>Be Me
>Be a fat 300+ lbs
>Have cat named popcorn
>Owned him for 5 years
>Pure white very friendly
>Loves to climb on shelves
>Loves to crawl under couch
>When you can't find her she's almost always under the couch
>Loves me
>2 Weeks ago
>Just got a new reclining chair
>It's super comfey
>Got it set up infront of my TV
>Gametime.exe
>Love my chair
>Next day
>Come out to sit in my chair and watch some netflix or somthing
>Cat does not greet me coming from my room
>Probouly under couch no big deal.
>Drops down into my new chair
>Hear a yowl from under the chair
>like that time I stepped on popcorns tail
>Flip chair over
>Cat is there with it's head between two metal bars
>head is bleeding
>Litteraly rip the bars off to free popcorn
>Metal is really hard but the wood frame it's skrewed onto breaks
>completly still unresponsive
>Blood gets on my hand
>Take to vet in a panic
>pointless.jpg
>Buried popcorn the next day in a cardboard box he liked to jump into

I've never been this sad in my life. My fat fuck ass killed my best friend. I want to die.

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Be glad about the time you had together. Hope you feel better soon friend.

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That's really unfortunate, user

Yeah thats nice and all,but check these digits.

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Use popcorn's death as motivation to lose some weight user.

>let reddit may may screen cap

Try being less obvious than being fat and having a cat named niggercorn

Least you had a fucking cat cunt

BRUH

Checked

Checked

Make this a get thread check em

Fuck

Do me a favor user , check these digits also.

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Please don't blame yourself. You had no way of knowing your cat was there. This sort of thing happens all the time, whether people are fat asses or not. Your cat loved you and I'm sure you gave him a really great life.

On a side note, I do hope you take this as inspiration to lose weight.

im so sorry user. if fake or not, killed me inside a little.

Roll for popcorn op

Keep him in your heart OP. You gave him a cozy life the vast majority of cats would dream of. He coulda been one of the millions of stray cats that starve or die in much more horrendous ways. Your fat ass probably gave him a near instant death. Use popcorn's death as motivation to loose weight. (or find a girl) And name your next cat something that would actually last in your presence. You aren't a bad person, this probably happens more often than you'd think, so dont shit on yourself.

While I agree that fat ass should lose weight, it doesn't really matter if he was 300lbs or 180lbs when he belly flopped into the fucking chair like a dickhead anyway. 180lbs flopping on a small ass cat would be a enough to crush that shit like that whether he was normal weight or not.

But he should probably lose weight though and while he's at it he should probably check these digits as well.

get fit or else popcorn died for nothing

>check these digits as well
>33

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If you're going to larp like this you should at least decide if your cat is male or female. 0/10.

Your script...it's pretty good.

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Shit happens. It was an accident. Could've happened to anyone
Sorry user

sorry for your loss. Go adopt another animal, and don’t be to hard on yourself. It was an honest mistake.

rip in peace popcorn
it'll be a cold day in hell when my cat jack dies.
Probably going to buy my first pack of cigarettes in 7 years (stopped smoking because if I smell like smoke he won't lay with me)

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I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't use a script I just got lucky lel if I didn't get dubs or trips I was just gonna remove the thread from my pin list and close the thread kek

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Rolling

Useless cunt

nigger how dare you say that to user, wtf

Don't do it. Accidents happen.

YOU HAVE FOUND THE REASON TO LIFT

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