Guy's I'm going to watch Endgame for the first time. Is it as good as people say?

Guy's I'm going to watch Endgame for the first time. Is it as good as people say?

Also pls no spoilers thx

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Iron man dies
Black widow dies
You die

FUCK YOU I TOLD Yea Forums NOT SO SPOIL IT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU ARE A DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK I HATE YOU SO MUCH FUCK

Both Scarlet Witch and Captain Marvel; either of whom could've ended everything by themselves, have their powers neutered by the writers to make the other characters relevant in the final fight.

It wasn't terrible, but it was 3 hours. Not to mention there was one horrible plot flaw involving black widow and gamora. Other than that it'll hit you in the feels if you are invested in the marvel MCU. Also, noobmaster69 lulz.

How do you know it's a spoiler if you haven't seen it?

YOU JUST TOLD ME WHO DIES GO FUCKS YOURSELF YOUR SO MEAN FUCK YOU I HATE YOU WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

I thrive on your anger goy

Again, how would you know if those characters actually die or not if you haven't seen it yet? Think about it. Tony Stark is a normal human. Humans can't use the Infinity Gauntlet. He's too smart and self-centered for that.

What IS true is that The Hulk tries to use it and it burns the absolute fuck out of his arm.

They kill thanos at the beginning of the movie - the last battle is with the thanos from the past. Iron man switches the stones before young thanos can snap his fingers and then proceeds to use the stones to protect everyone at the price of his life. It’s because iron man was acting like a piece of shit at the beginning, only one not to lose a loved ones (wife and attractive daughter). Unlike arrow boy Mohawk douche who lost everything. Mohwak arrow and Black widow fight each other to decide who dies for the soul stone (they go into the past to get the stones) and black widow falls off a fucking cliff. Spider man comes back, that’s when the crowd will cheer. Thor gets fat and depressed but he sees his mother again and gets his hammer back. New captain America is nigger.

Yes but that just makes way for She-Hulk so Captain American can combo punch dem big ol' green titties.

Antman and captain marvel get married

Thor Cuts Off Thanos Head

Connor gave his head to Duncan so he'd be strong enough to win.

The hulk becomes permanently human size but keeping the big green guys rage and have to hand feed him horse tranquilizers when he’s around black widow

Captain America also goes back in time to return the infinity stones but decides to stay in the past and you see him as an old man at the end and makes that nigger Falcon, or whatever his name is, the new Captain America.

Nigger Falcon xD

Spider man falls in love with Thanos’s daughter but thanos fucking eats both of his daughters to spite the young spider man

No, the movie was total shit. Shit was worse than Justice League, but soyboys pretend it wasn't awful.

It turns out the hulk isn’t real it’s just a guy in a suit and a lot of special effects.

Captain Marvel is carrying Thanos’s Son in her social justice warrior womb

I'm not a Marvel fanboy at all. I've probably only seen maybe half of the MCU movies but I thought Endgame was alright.

No bitch fück you if you disagree with me even slightly you are gravely wrong. Your entire bloodline is just flat out wrong.

Spider Man's master plan:
Build his own little spider clan
In the woods, now they're troops
Fighting for special interest groups
With flair!
Hair!
Life is a great big hang up
Whenever there's a bang up
You'll find the Spider Man

Black Widow and Captain Marvel have beef. Captain marvel used her alien powers to guide fate into luring the black widow to die for the soul stone.

Captain marvel committed the first assassination in justice league history

Ryu defeats Akuma and finally awakens sharingan

It ties in with the opening chase scene in the Captain Marvel movie where the same red Oldsmobile is seen like 7 or 8 times in different locations.

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You can also see the envy in Black Widows Eyes when Captain Marvel walks up into base balls up and gives orders in front of captain marvel to assert dominance over her but it all went to shit when she committed the sui of cide.

You must be a liberal.

I AM A VICTIM

Totally.

And if you go back and watch the first Robocop movie, when Clarence bangs on the roof of the 6000SUX and tells the gang to head out, you can see the rearview mirror on the inside fall off.

I hope we spoiled the movie for you

Don't worry, Emperor Trump will help you out until 2014. You'll be safe.

RRREEEEEEEEEEE

Amerifat

If you follow the signs back to ancient Mesopotamia you will observe that they didn’t have iPhones or porn

Canadian actually.

I have scoliosis

So brave. So stunning.

They did have clay tablets which also broke when dropped or bent and the porn was live action but reserved only for the very rich who could afford to pay per view.

Why did my parents divorce

Thanosis was the good guy!

Probably because you decorated your bedroom as a tribute to Soviet leaders and scream the Russian national anthem while masturbating five times a day.

aaaaaaand i just came

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