Today i fucked up and got fired from Walmart for taking dick picks.
Lately I’ve been pretty active on Tinder. I take a lot of dick pics to send to my matches. I usually take them in the bathroom at work. However I really fucked up today.
> Talking to a cutie on Tinder while on the floor at work. > I really want to take a dick pic at that moment. > Go down to an empty aisle and make sure the coast is clear. > I take off my shirt, pull down my pants and boxers and start shooting pics of me and my dick, blowing kisses for the camera, the usual. > Im so into it, bombarding this girl with my dick pics, that i didn't even notice people saw me. > When I’m about to finish someone violently grabs my shoulders and starts pulling me back. > Yell “what the fuck man!” > Realize its my manager. > Didn't realize I was in the toy aisle. > Never noticed people with their kids catching me with my pants down. > Those families notified my manager who tried to restrain me. > I ran before the cops showed up.
I’m currently hiding at my dad’s house. I can’t go back to my mom’s because Walmart knows that address and will probably send the police their. But yeh I guess its time for me to look for a new job.
In other words you wasted a shitload of time getting two degree's with oversaturated job markets and now your right back where you started making fuck all money and now you blame the "job market" for your shortcomings? Big OOF, should've got a trade, could've MADE money while going to school and then have copious amounts of good paying jobs available to you once finished.
>degrees in IT and accounting >two degree's with oversaturated job markets
Niggers there are ALWAYS jobs in IT and accounting. Saturated? Not even fucking CLOSE. There are so many fucking jobs in both fields it's not even funny.
My advice is you don't deserve another job if you're retarded enough to actually go and do that in the toy aisle. You better focus more on getting someone good to represent you in court.
Parker Wilson
But I can't afford a lawyer and my dad refuses to represent me
Hunter Green
I don't know what to say then Did the girl at least like the pics?
Jack Perez
You're fucked dude. They definitely will mark you as ineligible for rehire. Best to hit up the job market fast.
I was hoping I could apply to a different Walmart. I liked working for them.
Jaxon Reed
We don't have that
Jack Cox
Yeah you're never working for Wal-Mart again, they do not hire sex offenders.
After everything is done and over with you will be going to prison as a registered sex offender. Welcome to.The lowest of low class of society you suck mother fucker.
Blake Hill
Based on your responses, I don't think you understand just how seriously you fucked up. You'll be extremely lucky to have another job again PERIOD. You are extremely stupid, this cannot be said enough
Jose Long
I feel kind of bad for being so harsh. You already know you did something really stupid. I'm sorry.
Nicholas Rivera
You will maybe get charged with indecent exposure. Providing you didn't get caught on camera intentionally exposing yourself to children. I'm not too familiar with Texas laws though.
Asher Green
Texas has some of the harshest sex offender laws, indecent exposure is automatically a sex offense and it will be treated even worse because there were underage victims. This guy's is fucked.
Texas prints sex offender on your state ID and drivers license.
Isaiah Lee
You shouldn't, this guy has no fucking idea how much he fucked up. Texas is not nice to men who expose themselves to children.
Tyler Wilson
You will be lucky if you ever get a paper rout let alone a real job, Texas doesn't hire sex offenders.
In case this is not pasta, Op consider selling everything and with the money, buy false mexican citizenship documentation like id and passport, learn spanish
Parker Long
Get rekt, chode
Nicholas Reyes
Probably not as far as i know thst part of the system is universal theyll know your name and ssn when yiu apply since youre in the system. To my understanding.
