Creationism simplified

>In the selfsame day entered Noah, and Shem, and Ham, and Japheth, the sons of Noah, and Noah’s wife, and the three wives of his sons with them, into the ark
The sons had their wives. Cousin marriages don’t always produce retarded kids. They are as bad as a woman getting pregnant in her 40’s so it’s not a big deal.

It would explain why humans are so retarded.

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No. His daughters get him drunk in order to fuck him. Read it.

that's how evolution work too...

Oh ok metaphorical incest. Gotcha.

I heard they loved anal and did ass2mouth.

No, that was the daughters of Lot, not Noah.

No. Multiple species of hominid mixed periodically through our evolution. We aren’t cheetahs. Unfortunately they’re in a genetic death spiral because of a period of inbreeding after a great die off. Short of generic manipulation by us I don’t see a solution for that species. It’s fucked.

let's be honest here:

if your sister/mom/daughter was some young, fit, godess that is swooning over you, and both of you are wearing either absolutely nothing or some loincloths?

I'd fuck her.

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?

Oh, right. So 3 times there was incest?

While God watches. Kek

sounds like nietsche

You're pretty focused there partner. The stories in the Bible aren't about perfect people. There are some collosal fuckups we're supposed to be able to learn from. Your way of thinking is what results in mobs of angry teenagers trying to tear down statues of evil historical figures rather than remembering them for who they were.

Literally the 1st ppl created fucked it up....so God curses all humanity for the rest of time.
So if God is all knowing then wouldn't he know it would immediately turn to shit?

Lot was a dead end.

"Made in his image"
>Not perfect

I cum pretty fast, unfortunately, it'd be too late by the time He intervened

No way. I think all that is definitely about humanity's creative proclivities. Unlike any other animal, we have creative capacity and in that way we're created in God's image.

asians look like Genghis Khan
saxons look like Augustus II The Strong
arabs look like Ismail Ibn Sharif
anglos look like Henry VIII
etc.

Or maybe what you should be taking from the story of Adam and Eve is that humans created with God's creative capacity will never be satisfied by the confines of utopian society. And even moreso, giving into temptation will generally lead your life down the shitter.

Genghis had red hair. The steppe people were very multi cultural.

Nice job Epicurus

DNA has proven that we all descended from the same mother.

>Be God
>Be omnipotent and omniscient
>Create everything
>Create Eve in such a way that it's 100% known she will eat the apple
>punish Eve and Adam for doing what God made them to do

>Be Bible
>Say have no other Gods before me
>Logically implies other Gods exist

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stormfag

Bait is only funny when it's actual bait.

This is just the way it is translated. La ilaha illallah is much better

anal and A2M wouldn't even be PHYSICALLY possible back then....

The bible was never ever meant to be taken literally. It was a way of conveying knowledge from generation to generation. It was meant to be debated and discussed. Not worshiped and used as a leverage tool.

You are fucking retarded. Like most christards.
Imagine following a book from a God you're supposed to believe and never question then you say some bullshit like that. We're supposed to "interpret" the word of God? Well from there we aren't even following properly. Damn just kill yourself please. I want you to die.

It's true. Read history.

Irish look like Niall of the Nine Hostages

Anal has always been around. And they lived in filth back then and had much stronger immune systems than we do now because they didn't have anti-biotics. Many died but the strong remained.

>Bible
>History
Pick one you stupid fucking ignorant walking earth stain.
>Imagine being an atheist and making christian bait thread. I want you to die as well.

You obviously don't get it....
ASSHOLE$ WEREN'T A THING BACK THEN. Fucking dumbass bible thumper....

>Many died but the strong remained
surviving infection usually does not leave you stronger.
the immune system may have the information to fight certain diseases but the impact from the disease is most likely crippling to the individual.
we are much stronger as humans with vaccines.
we were weaker as disease sponges.

Bretty reasonable interpretation though famalam. Both morals are eminantly true and probably more relevant now than ever in the post-truth era. You can close your ears all you want, but the truth will never go away.

The immune system response is stronger. This is what is deemed a successful trait because it strengthens the species survival. Evolutionary adaptations have nothing to do with individual success but the success of the species.

Also, Jacob's wrestling match with the angel pretty much literally means we're supposed to struggle with God to answer these question. Not "never question" him. Truth. Just sayin.

evolution has fuck all to do with individuals
it is 100% population groups

>successful trait
honey bees are being bred to groom themselves to fight mite infestation.
you could say that vaccination against disease is a human successful trait.

That's hot.

>evolution has fuck all to do with individuals
if an individual is more successful in mating then that individuals genes are more likely to be prolific through generations and possibly altering an entire population.

Evolution believes all life is connected, so in essence, ALL life is incest.

Actually if you actually read the bible after cain was exiled with the mark he goes to the land of nod and marries. After that they name his descents so that implies Adam and eve aren't the only humans, just the first. Now the ark thing... sure. I can't explain that if the floods kill everyone outside Noah's kin. Doesn't state only Noah's family was the only family on that ark but sure there's some incest somewhere.

Biology says 70 people crossed from Russia to Alaska over the land bridge, and from that, north America was born. If you don't think the past was rife with cases of mass incest you aren't thinking. Neither scenario looks good for humanity

Civilization has somewhat recently proven to have gone further back beyond that era in the americas.

Isn't evolution steming from a common ancestor? So it's also just a bunch of incest?

Wrong on both counts. The children of Adam and Eve walked into the world and found wives.

Noah and his family threw rocks over their shoulders and people miraculously appeared.

Learn your Bible before you shit post.

>people suddenly appearing when some boomers throw rocks backwards
tbh the bible is a shitpost

if God controls everyone and everything then why would he get mad and punish people for doing things? Sounds like either he doesn't exist or he's an asshole/shitty at his job

translation

i'm a beta failure and talking about religion makes me feel superior and omnipotent, like i'm getting the last laugh

literally kill yourself faggot

touche!

....w-what? i'm generally curious here. go on

I don't like the fact that Creationism has to equal Christianity

t. Taoist

Perhaps God says "I have built you in such a way that you can work together forever if you act correctly. But you are not puppets, so I give you the choice to act that way or other ways. You are not my mistake, so if you decide to act a different way, I will not destroy anybody. But, those who act well don't deserve infinite punishment from those who do not, so they shall be kept in separate places."

And you may say "Why are you punishing me for acting a certain way?", and perhaps the response is "I have permitted you to act in a way that works and a way that doesn't, and you have chosen to act in a way that does not. It is your own punishment that you act in this way."

It actually looks more like this, and the first one is the right one for the reason you'd expect. It's lasted the longest, and why would god enact a church that fails or is lessar than other churches?

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I'm just adding to the discussion. Pls see pic, give thoughts. thx. Peace.

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Other gods do exist.
He created adam and eve with free will. To stop them from doing something would have been a destruction of free will, and would make the action of humans therefore less meaningful.

>surviving infection usually does not leave you stronger.
He didn't say that it does. Don't put words in his mouth as if he implied it, and then fight against those words you just put in his mouth.
Those with a stronger immune system may not have gotten the infections in the first place. Those with a stronger psychological and personality makeup may have been less prone to do the things that gives you diseases. There's all kinds of ways the stronger could /avoid/ the diseases, without even getting to fighting it off.

But no bacon tho!
I’d rather stay hedonistic

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No dude, bacon's not haram if that's all there is to eat. If you'll starve w/out those calories, then you CAN eat the pig.

Ok thx, allah hu akbar

>He didn't say that it does.
>Many died but the strong remained.

>Those with a stronger immune system may not have gotten the infections in the first place.
That's not how it works.
An immune response in itself can kill you.

The rest is correct but idk how that corresponds to being "strong"
it's more like
>successful trait
rather than "strong"

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Whites are the product of incest

albeit you're right but you do understand there is a great deal of symbology in the bible right?

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Imagine a world where everyone had brown skin. Tens of thousands of years ago, that was the case, say scientists at Pennsylvania State University. So, how did white people get here? The answer lies in that tricky component of evolution known as a genetic mutation.

Out of Africa
It has long been assumed in scientific circles that Africa is the cradle of our human civilization and that it was there that our ancestors shed most of their body hair around 2 million years ago. They quickly evolved dark skin for protection from skin cancer and other harmful effects of UV radiation. Then, says a 2005 study conducted at Penn State, when humans began leaving Africa 20,000 to 50,000 years ago, a skin-whitening mutation appeared randomly in a sole individual. That mutation proved advantageous as humans moved into Europe. Because it allowed the migrants increased access to vitamin D, which is crucial to absorbing calcium and keeping bones strong.

Imagine being so retarded that you're brain cannot accept both creationism and evolution.

I suppose it comes from a mind that cannot read between lines, see truths in riddles and accept that he is not the most powerful being in their life.
But arrogance is arrogance i suppose. And one must be true to his faith of non-faith,

usually creationists think macro-evolution is impossible because "muh kinds". It's retarded

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How did they find wives that were not their sisters since their parents were the only humans around?

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Does anyone else hear banjo music approaching in the distance?

>Noah and his family threw rocks over their shoulders and people miraculously appeared.
Can't U reed?

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Sssssymbolism. The word you’re looking for is symbolism.

>God watches us all
>watches dead children in 3rd world shithole
>watches wars and famine
>watches people had sex
>watches people masturbate

pretty much a sick big pervert,

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If I had to repopulate the earth I'd fuck my mommy all day

You're fucking dumb

Gladly you delusional fucking faggot

There is no god fyi.

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