If trump spread his butthole on live tv and a tiny alien climbed out and turned out to be the actual donald trump this...

try to overdose on that shit you're smoking

Woah woah woah hold up.....you sure this isn’t bush?

What if every celebrity just stopped what they were doing one day and bent over and sharted out little aliens that had lazer guns and spaceshipes?

I'm straight faggot.

Oh shit, somebody just started world war 3

You don't have a Butt Alien? Also referred to as a Glutebrog

Butt aliens are great. Everyone has them. If you think of every time your asshole has ever itched.....that’s from your butt alien

Bump

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The picture you posted is art. It's a fascinating take on a picture.

The barren landscape seems to represent the emptiness that they feel.

Didi is shown with her hair looking like the star of David, a take on women always looking to use money.

Stu is shown with his penis, a take on men always looking to use their dick.

Drew is shown without arms and legs. He is helpless, an expression of the reality that he is subservient to his tirelessly working wife, who is having an affair with her coworker, and his spoiled rotten girl, who is being ruined by her mother.

Art

Glutegrogs only come out of the urethras Dumbass.... they eat salmon crumpets wih shaved ham on thirsdays while their tits grip seagulls that squawk into chinese mens belly buttons

Thank you for the comments on the picture. It is my prized possession

I encountered a glutebrog once......been on suicide watch ever since....

Nono user, I am speaking of the Glutebrog, not the Glutegrog. The Glutbrog comes out every alternating Wednesday to feast upon soft shell tacos on burger bun which they refuse to call a sloppy Joe.

Upon encountering this rare specimen it is vital that you give is 3 servings of Nutella or else it will soon turn hostile.

Oh shit my bad, the glutebrogs do secrete anal flem when they mate with the four sacked lemon flingle. Then their offspring refered to as the underbirth emerge. Do you know of the underbirth fellow user?

Yes, glutebrog and glutegrog are very different in their behaviors......the glutebrog is far more dangerous and has the ability to Summon all others in its pack to attack you in numbers...very scary.....if this ever happens to you run like fucking hell because there is nothing else you can do.....fighting back is completely illogical as you will be decimated by these creatures

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This is a glutebrog relaxed....

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This is a glutebrog angry.....

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This is a glutebrog that’s ready to kill you.....

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Yes, my wife of 30 years, Lisa had run into this issue. It is best you feed them 1 pound of pure chocolate found in the slave fields of Brazil everyday for 1 week to ruin their tastebuds. This is crucial in the long run not doing so will most likely result in the loss of limbs.

Wow this gluteborg looks really cute, what species is it? Does it have a name?

Looks really cute???!!!! Nononono!!!! It’s a trap! The glutebrog has the ability to shape shift!! If you ever see a glutebrog thats ‘cute’ RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE....it’s trying to lure you in for the kill!!!

Interesting, I found one once in the shape of Inochan, unfortunately my dad shot it in the skull. Wort Christmas ever, still have PTSD. Not to mention it was in the Stock Market crash of 2033

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Omg yes inochans are scary by themselves let alone a glutebrog disguised as one....thank god for your dad...

is this an oneyplays hypothetical

Inochans are rather attractive, back in the early 2000s we had to actually look up hentai instead of having intercourse with our motion sensing AI robotic anime sex toy. We are in a new age now.

They have a retracting anal gland thats a powerful muscle they use to ward off enemy lemongrabs. Their frothy vulva acts as a shield when titilating oyster crabs have syphilis

Be forever mindfucked and probably need to be in a mental institution for the rest of my life

>rapidly taking notes

Yes take notes everyone! Please spread the word! Make people aware...there’s still time....

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Is that a lemon grab?

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laugh

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Young Lemonhope will save us all.