How can I pull off wearing a trench coat without looking autistic?
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How can I pull off wearing a trench coat without looking autistic?
Oliver Williams
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Levi Carter
no
Parker Torres
Add a trilby and heil everyone you see.
Landon Watson
Your entire look must fit the trench coat, and the coat must fit the weather. That is, you have to be in slacks, shined shoes, button-front collared dress shirt with a starched collar. Ties and jackets may not be mandatory, but at least what I listed.
If it is not raining, it is appropriate to carry a trench coat, but not wear it. If it is raining, it is time to wear it. If it is chilly, it is alright to wear it.
It must be worn right.
Letting it flap open while you creep around in stained, tattered jeans and a faded t-shirt won't cut it.
You're better off making a thread in /fa/ about this.
Juan Reed
Open carry
Isaac Sanchez
If you have a trench coat and have the urge to wear it around town, the way I know you want to, don't do it. Instead throw the trench coat away and wear a jacket or sweatshirt or a parka or a sweater. Also I know you have a fedora, throw that away as well.
Zachary Mitchell
I'm moving to Africa (Ghana) soon so I will be wearing boots with it. Thanks for the advice
Isaiah Brown
You can't nigger
Josiah Roberts
live in a part of the world that would actually require one
Levi Johnson
wear what you want and don't givve a shit what other people think maybe?
Carter Martin
But I need to wear it. I don't feel comfy wearing normie clothes
Yeah your right but I don't want to be an outcast
Isaac Perry
you're on Yea Forums, hate to break it to you, but you're an outcast
besides if you have friends who won't hang out with you based on the clothes you wear, guess what, they're not friends.
Austin Cruz
Anime convention.
Zachary Johnson
Jonathan Bennett
Stop marginalising that kid
There's that friend i have, it's been like 10 years, he screwed me over cause of some shit he made uo and told my rival and my ex left me (was gonna make her my fiance), i forgave him
Yet i rarely go out with him, always wearthose fucking cringy clothes, always want to put fucking weeb/Sabaton in the car, always make dirty jokes (incest and shit, very loud in public) and shit of the kind
We're friends, but you can't go out with him, he can't hold up in public
Asher Moore
Just today I saw a dude casually walking his dog in a trench coat and I said out loud to myself "why the fuck would you wear a trench coat"
Easton Cruz
You want to wear it cause you're a retarded teen
I used to wear one, but i was decently built, still looked goofy cause why the fuck do you need to wear a coat when it's not raining
Jaxson Sanchez
If you spend a lot of time in trenches, you’re going to want to dress appropriately. Niggers need to chill the fuck out with their fashion criticism.
Christopher Cook
First rule is you only wear a coat when wearing formal clothing
Second rule is you only wear a coat when it's raining
Third rule is you never wear a trench coat if you're from Yea Forums
Ethan Thomas
You can’t, you can buy an over coat or a brutish military jacket thou both are very popular
Brayden Martinez
Buy one of these or a knock off of It very fashionable amazon.com
Parker Hall
you mean looking retarded?
retardation which you undoubtedly engage in every day.
why blame the dis-abled you nazi retard faggot?
Bentley Long
you,
specifically you,
are going to look like a faggot
no matter what you do.
It's what you say.
Leo Bennett
nigger detected,
Jace Peterson
I think you can only pull it off in really cold weather.
Samuel Baker
There’s a very specific aesthetic that works with a trench coat, one that more often then not is simply out of reach. “Stylish” clothing like fedoras and trench coats only ever really work when it’s an attractive person wearing them (sting jawline, clear skin, well kept hair, good smell, etc.) I don’t recommend it.
Nolan Fisher
Go full Dick Tracey
Julian Thomas
or a rainy day
Ryder Parker
Put a gun under it and kill anyone who makes fun of you