Ok Yea Forums need medical help
>be me
>scarfing down beef jerky
>big piece gets lodged in my throat
>can still breathe tho so that's koo
>try to chug soda to make it go down
>completely blocking my esophagus
>feel intense pressure whenever I try to drink something
>immediately have to spit it out
So wtf do I do? I really don't want to go to the ER. Google says soda which I tried, but it specifically says Coke which I don't have. Any other ideas? Pic unrelated.
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Have you tried forcing air down like when you force a burp, keep doing that up and down something might move eventually if you fuck with it enough
Slam your back against a wall
I'll try thanks
I absolutely have had this happen OP. Worst and most significant was with roast beef. I have a small and fucked up esophagus which is why this happens with meat, pills, ect.. Here is what works most of the time...
Try pinning your chin to your chest. Swallow air in this position many times. Starts to get uncomfortable after three or so swallow bugt keep going. The food lodged in there will either shoot down with the force of a thousand suns or make you vomit up your spit above the blockage.
If this doesnt work than the ER is the only option. Like I said, with my roast beef incident, it wouldnt go down no matter what so I had to go in. They scoped me and forced it down. The nice thing was I said it was troubling my breathing so I got in right away. I am candian so no retarded "Mah Freedom" bills when I go in to get my life saved :)
Let me know if this works btw, I feel for you Yea Forumsrother
Just eat some bread lmao
You spit the beef jerky out that was caught in your throat?
So you are fine now
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Eat more beef jerky
Absolutely do not eat anything more. Your blockage is below your breathing tube. Keep it that way.
Yeah that's the main issue with me going to the ER. Have to have insurance or you'll get fucked.
I'll try the air method