Was doing some yardwork for my grandma who lives in Hawaii on the ocean and found this poor little (dead) guy

Was doing some yardwork for my grandma who lives in Hawaii on the ocean and found this poor little (dead) guy

Dubs decides what I do with it

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impale with penis

Sew on a MAGA cap, and mail it to the president

Hohoho too close

nothing

Go out to sea and use as bait for fishing sharks.

it goes up your ass.

In your ass.

Put it in a condom and then put it in your mouth

Throw it at your grandma

reroll

Throw in ocean

shove it up someone else's ass

reroll

AH COME ON

give it CPR

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Eat it

Vikin DEATH MOTHINGFUCKINGER

up your own dick somehow

put it in a random car's tail pipe

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so close

Burn it. They carry disease.

fuck it until you bleed

preserve it in alcohol

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reroll

put it in a mailbox

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stomp on it!

>winrar
fuck.

of all the options this was the one that won? fucking lame

classic

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winrar
>do it faggot

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Bite the head off

Double winrar

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let's see a fucking time stamp

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Just to clear things.
I'm is a different person.

newfag

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cum on it

This is the one I can't do, there are no mailboxes in this city. It's all PO boxes at the post office that are locked.

thanks user, I love you too. Also, checked.

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then rape its corpse

reroll

Sex it please. Vid.

Reroll

Great, so I roll for the following.
>Get into any vehicle you have, a car if possible.
>Go around with the dead rat.
>Throw it to a young child.
>Record reaction.

Reroll,2

r o l l

Reroll, def

Do this

this

Viking burial make him a little boat and put some straw under him light it up and send him to valhalla

Reroll

rell

get helium balloons and give it a space program, unless its too heavy

put a blanket over him, he must be freezing, play him staying alive by the bee gees

rolland

1 off 2 times in a row.. rolland

winrar

kek, dual winrar

And i've spent 5 posts rolling just so this could happen.

what was your idea, this one doesn't ruin the ratto, let him have his song and reroll for your thing

This

btw, is illegal in some way?

honestly i doubt op would've delivered that, lets wait for him to answer my win, either way he might be a hero and let us roll again, and then ill roll for yours

no way it wouldn't get him in trouble, especially if its a kid

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Thanks user, ppl like you make my day.
Sadly, it feels like OP won't deliver.

Grab a baseball bat and hit it at maximum force, do a homerun

don't bother, op was a faggot

by the way take a look at the title, i think its a photo that was sent to him, no reason for him to take a pic to snapchat, op is indeed a faggot

My grandma came outside and made me throw it into the ocean.

I'm sorry anons. I really tried. But we always find dead rats in the yard so I'll be back one day

rip, if dubs, throw grandma in the ocean

rolling

rolling

dubs get

rolland

can't stop wont stop

last roll

rolling

alright, i guess grandma can live another day

For reference, she is 94 and works like 5 hours every day in the yard. I'm on vacation and have been helping her often with it. But, when she tells you to do something, you had better do it, or else she'll smack you over the cheek.

I would have done but she came out and, through her obvious blindness, saw it lying there. Nothing I could do.

thanks user, im sure the ratto wanted back in the ocean anyway

fuck it in the ass

Oh and also the nigger neighbors throw them over the wall into our yard since they're infested with them and don't care

man im blessed today

reroll

rerolll

sounds like you got to cover it in gasoline, put it in a paper bag, and send them a flaming gift right to their doorstep

rerollll

>viking boat pyre
came here to post this. it is the best way to honor him.

what the fuck are you rolling for, kek

it wont work in the sea, the ratto is too big for a paperboat aswell

THE TRIPS OF TRUTH HAVE SPOKEN!

He is now one with nature, eaten by the fish and turtles.

space program

Fuck and rec, then throw at kid

rerollll

ROLLING

Make a video of you stuffing it up your ads and posting it here.