Wwyd thread

Wwyd thread

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Ask her if she owns a MAGA hat

Talk to her about her day, duhh

Give her a copy of Edwin Abbott's Flatland, as a 2D photo, I assume she'll identify with the characters.

Ask her why she is wearing that expensive ass watch in the pool. Like she's got money to burn.

Slap her mouth with my cock

Your just gross.

Probably water proof dumbass you know that’s a thing right....?

Wwyd?

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I am not 144 years old

Ask why you post the same girls in every WWYD thread, that's 2/2

Holy shit it is? Thank god your here to learn me them facts. I couldn't survive without you

I came to Yea Forums for the rekt and conspiracy theories. All I see are a bunch of cucks.

My slut cousin

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Cuck cuck at you, Mr. Robinson

Wwyd?

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Get her a nice suit of armor and a sword. She really needs to be riding around at night decapitating people.

Get her a better cousin

You wouldn’t fuck her throat?

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tell her shes a nice woman

No. I'd get her a better cousins. Maybe a homeless guy who shits himself and shouts at random people.

Put my cock between boobs fucking them hard

Sure, amazing

Your cock wilts like a limp piece of spaghetti and her tits sag like 70 years of granny appeared all at once.

Baptize her and teacher her the ways of out lord

Wwyd?

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What would you do to her?

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Get her contacts that make her irises look black, and then send her out to scare kids

Ger her a better cousin. I'm thinking a recently paroled serial identity thief manlet.

I would pinch her nipples till she screams and afrer put my cock in her mouth

Nice trips, she sues your ass and you lose the right to dubs

Wwyd to Paola?

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I’d grab the back of her head and force her deep down onto your cock until the base is completely blue

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What else?

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Tell her those gym shorts went out with Gold's Gym, and make her purchase a sensible replacement on a layout plan at Walmart

Kirk is a little gay for blue cocks

Get her a better cousin. Maybe a drunk wife beater with impotence issues.
> oh wait that's no difference

My GF for your fun, WWYD?

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Make one those triangles out of paper and try to flick it through her earring.

...Kirk?

Wwyd

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While you fuck her from behind

lol

I’d rather watch and jerk while you abuse her

Rotate, crop, and flip until the lettering is readable.

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I'm rather fuck you hard up the ass while she leaves

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lol you’re really invested in this

Sorry, out of lube.

sssssh you're supposed to get him locked in the electrochastity cage before you mention that...

WWYD?

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Close my eyes when looking at the street light so they adjust to the dark and I don't trip on the way home

I have a car battery, does that work?

So i would fuck her hard, slapping her ass

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Fuck yeah, now we're talking. That would get some diock.

Post moar with really high glare, that white patch really does it for me

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>implying you wouldn’t cum on her tits

Right one should be filled with BBC sperm so bad.

What tits? I'm mesmerized by the stonewashed denim.

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Get out the turkey baster Alphonse, it's time to raid the Harlem sperm bank!

I want deepthroat her till she will cry

Tell her to get her hand off that ledge, it hasn't been dusted recently.

What da...
And in this one?

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Ask her about the meaning of life and Monty Python

Buy her a new set of nice wooden hangers, they won't bend and fall down when she puts her winter coat on them

Ask her whether she thinks the Chicago Sun Times has declined in quality, and who her favorite editorialist is
> oh wait we did this one last night

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This is funny, wwyd in this one?

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Teach her how to braid those dangling straps, they'll get caught on something

Imagine her pregnant with black baby in her

brutal wwyd and which

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Ask them if they think Men at Work accurately represented their culture
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Unfold that blanket on the chair. I hate neatness. Anarchy forever!

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And what can happen after that?

As her if she prefers coniferous or deciduous trees, and chop them all down anyway

Fuck hard the girl on the right

Sorry, got distracted. I'm wondering what the fuck these are.

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Right fuck the hard right on the girl

I think some napalm would improve that view

wwyd?

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Kiss all those stretch marks and body paint him as a panda

like Mary, wwyd?

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It’s a gafete, there says her name, Paola

Get her a nicer box spring, that can't be more than 6"

I would bite her nipples while i'm destroying her clothes

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I thought it was a mattress tag for a window

I'd bite her clothes while her nipples are destroying Miami

Fuck her amazing boobs with my cock while she ' s rubbing her pussy

I'd donate to the IndieGoGo project where they're trying to raise enough money to pay for a surgeon to separate the conjoined twins

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Her cat runs away and your rooster is giving you the stink eye

In this one? Wwyd?

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Wwyd?

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Grab the can and water those plants, damn it's like 10 times a day or the damn things wilt and die and fuck that can't happen I'm not a plant murderer I'm not I'm not

Help her escape from the world of black and white and introduce her to color television.

Buy a crane and straighten that wall, then resurrect Einstein and make him fix gravity too

Ask her if Iron Reagan is better than Ronald Reagan, and why his nose is so big

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Steal back my bicycle pump, and watch her lips slowly deflate like empty sausage skins

In this one?

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the kid just needs to know what HE should do, user. this is basically his advice thread at this point

Lol love it

Tell her gray is the new black, concrete is the new plastic, and hands are the new feet

Good thing we've all chipped in to give him such good advice about color television, deciduous trees, and Portuguese words for name tags

Are you enjoying this?
Or enjoying her at least?

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Tell fiona to get back to shrek. We dont need her here

EEEK a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug

She got roaches running around hahaha

It’s not a bug but i get it

It's not a clean floor, but I get it

Isn't technology amazing? I was just smoking a joint and thinking it's such a pain to lift it, wouldn't it be nice if it could run around on its own? And look! It's already happened!

It's not a pixel but I get it

I’m not disappointed, keep going sir

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Wwyd to this slut?

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Mirror Mirror on the Wall, why are you surrounded by all those squiggly curly-cues? Is it one of those things you did as a teenager, and now regret?

Tell her to get out of the way, I'm going to miss the pre- pre- pre- pre-game of watching grass grow on the field

Ask her for season tickets

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I think that you’re right

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WWUD

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Tell her if she doesn't stop resting her chin on her sister's shoulder she's going to get an ingrown hair and that's almost like a zit

Ask her where the sun went, or did she paint over the those windows between posts

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Wwyd

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Start crying uncontrollably

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Take a ride on that slide, that shit looks sweet

Keep pressing the buttons on her forehead and lip until something happens

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You know... they’re already paints lol

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See if I can get that chest appraised on Antiques Roadshow

Prune that bush, it's getting a big overgrown, and some of the leaves are dying.

Get off Yea Forums and stop posting....yourself?

Ask her if she thinks her phone getting a tattoo will hurt its chances of getting a real job or if it'll be stuck working in the shadows with the other freaks at an Amazon warehouse

Teach you the queens english

De México no te sirve? xd

You won

Not until the thread's dead

No Habala Sandy Puerto Rican

It must die

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Get a sharpie and connect their eyebrows

Bueno, no entendi pero si gustas mi kik es Ha2ha0ha0ha0

si, tenes discord o kik?

Ese es el Kik

wwyd?

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Aqui over there Mehico hue hue spaghetti

which one and how?

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Help that beached wale back into the water

Scream at that guy wearing the orange shirt, that's so inappropriate, I thought he was a construction worker and almost swerved my dune buggy out on a patch of black jellyfish

The one on the far left looks like she got little nicky'd with a shovel. Does the talk with a wierd lisp?

The third one from the middle, and with a pair of pliers and a sense of abstract ennui

mom sucks me off while left daughter rims me while i make out with the pretty daughter in the middle

WWYD to this latina slut?

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Get her a drink cozy for her drink cozy, repeat

Find hack her computer and replace all the computer's sounds with a swooshing sound

Wwyd to these two brown bitches?

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Pick a slut, impregnate her, whatever

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Hire a bunch of mexicans to help carry that train and spend the entire vacation apologizing for paying off her entire family

I pick the flower pot, orgy among the stamens! I'd pollinate the fuck out of them.

Which one and why?

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That crab in the lower right, it probably has less VD, plus clawjobs are hot

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Introduce her to her father

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Discuss how much water they wasted in what is clearly a tropical climate keeping that grass all green, and how that impacts the environment and also order some Chinese takeout

Wwyd?

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Make her bed

Do a series of time lapse photos over the next 20 years, creating a longitudinal study in the vein of 7up

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Tell her gray is bad for her health, and she needs a little color in her in life, maybe a shocking puce or octarine

Wwyd to her

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Middle
Chain her up naked and cum inside her. Keep her around as a slave and make her look at herself in a mirror every week to see how her body is changing after being impregnated. After she has the baby, impregnate her again and repeat the process

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Stone her with bricks. Which isn't stoning, so maybe just go get some weed because Allah it's not Mecca.

Expensive watches are waterproof most of the time. Ask dumb questions get dumb answers

Geek out on My Little Pony

Ask her why she looks like Nicole Eggert and what exactly a Day Bean is and does it turn to dust at the touch of night?

Wwyd?

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Thank her for her service.

Buy her a better camera

Sit down with her and come up with an equivalent of the i see an ifunny watermark meme, except for gfshitpics.nomnom

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We're experts at dumb answers, we just need more dumb questions

Get out my crayons and color in all the pretty flowers on her wallpaper

Would you fuck her?

I'd press her uniform with extra starch. And then charge her $2 a garment, because the dry cleaner I work at is running a promo.

onion thread
I want to see the worst

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Ask him how he managed to get the entire background out of focus, was it dubs?

wow so kind user

I'm just a generous chink who wants repeat business so I can say nasty things about people right in front of them because they have no idea what I'm saying even when I'm speaking english in my thick accent

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Wwyd?

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id rip her top off and fuck her tits

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I'd gargle her piss while she castrates me

Flip the right lightswitch up, then flip the left one down. Damn, they're out of order. Full reverse!

Loosen all the screws in her light fixtures, then when they fall out over the next couple days due to vibrations, blame ghosts

Buy her a phone with a better phone, maybe 20 Kilo pixels

Now it cannot be unseen

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Put on my shark fin and go scare that kid

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Oh look a tough guy.

Too small! Enhancing...

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Enhancing...

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Wwyd?

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Enhancing...
Fuck I never would have expected that.

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Untie that whatever, dim the lights, and get rid of at least one of the watermarks.

Do you have kik

Put her tongue back in her mouth. That's unsanitary. Maybe use a saliva-bonding glue.

Watch her very carefully for signs of hair. That's a silver bullet, she's either a hunter or a werewolf, and no hunter of creatures of the night basks in the sun. They might get a tan, and that's would get them booted out of the union.

Be brutal

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anyone?

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Have her tight up to an empty room, and just get her out when I need to empty my balls.

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do u have kik?

de que pais es?

jack_king88

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No, why?

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to do it privately

Tell her she shouldn't wear jewelry in the ocean, it might corrode

babibitt kik

Buy some barbie dolls, strip them naked and stretch their clothes over that frame in the upper right

Wwyd

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Play robot unicorn attack and make her wiggle her horn every time I press the horn attack button

Make her walk around with two white poster boards on either side of her, so she's always framed like that

Order something while speaking French, and act all confused when nobody can understand me

Swap her for two gretas, maybe three if she's still sailing. She simply doesn't have the forehead space to be worth more.

You should definitely do the sex with a human being such as this. Unless penis.

You're right, penises get in the way of sex. The only real sex is two anatomically incorrect mannequins bumping.

who likes?

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I've been doing it wrong this whole time!!

What kind of savages put the toilet paper roll in upside down?
Oh, they're asian, that's almost australian. Explains everything.

Barbie will show you the way

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Why do girls take pictures in the bathroom? Honestly cant figure it out

Where was this when I was learning. I thought you put your pee pee in the belly button.
We called it tummy-sticks

Mum and her daughters? Make it good b

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Blondie is straight, virgin and nonconsent.. Wwyd?

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Tum-me- stacks

Take them to a Doctor Who store, and get a better scarf, one with some swagger. (Swagger is another word for plaid.)

Which ass you like more?

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The girl in the middle looks like a smurf frog hybrid. We must dissect it and study. Maybe try to reproduce and release it into the wild.

Paint those walls, at least make it a chic dungeon. Maybe a nice lavender.

Yucky, they poop with those.

I have a hard time choosing between Trump and Pelosi

Miss Froggy is not amused

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Nice. Was hoping for something more sex and incest though.

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That reminds me of those cartons you get at an Asian restaurant, you can stack them 2 high. Damn, need some shrimp fried rice.

Ask them why their eyes and mouths are always perfectly horizontal, and then jump back just in case they're really killer robots wearing human skin badly.

Insest is wrong mkay, I would know. I have 6 extra chromosomes because of it.

That's nice a bonus, I only won 5.

The plot thickens

Have you ever share her? or wanted to share her?

Ok I give up b wins again

What is gayer, watching two guys fuck a chick, or a tranny with a dick and a regular guy fuck a chick?
I say it's less gay to watch the tranny and dude because there will be two sets of boobies.

Think her pussy lips are pink or dark?

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Leave baby chickens out of your perversions, they're pure and innocent and good horse chow

I don't think cats have lips, but it's hard to check because they tend to bite

Put a mirror between then and make them imitate each other's poses without being able to see each other

good one

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Please forgive me, woman
Excuse me I misspoke

Get out a fish descaler and try descale that palm tree, because it looks really small, about the right size, and then curse the gods of perspective when I get up close and realize it won't work

I'm not a woman, I'm a baby chicken.

i like you

Damn it, I forgot to use my pronouns.
*they *them* Z

mom or dau?

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I prefer fuzzball / peeps

Wwyd to my daughter. It's a sick fetish I know. But I love knowing who wants to fuck her.

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Is that a cartoon on the wall? I go over and read it, I totally forgot they exist in print any more.

I like you

You got a kik?

I'd lecture her on the proper way to load a trailer, no way should a wheel be off the ground like that

You mean son

>dem shoulders
"daughter"

Wwyd to them?

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you like I

I concur with your observation sir

Have them scrap up that sea sweet, after it's cleaned and debrined we can use it wrap sushi

Is that your daughter or your son? If it's your daughter she looks like a dude and is built like a long distance runnier. Keep her/him

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>weed
kek

Toss a football her way, see how he catches

Damn no. Post here ?

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Tell gollum the ring has already been destroyed

Get out a razor and shave her hairline back another inch, we need more forehead!

I got some great stuff if you can make a kik

Hahaha that was perfect.

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Bump limit, yay!

Iies

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