Wwyd thread
Wwyd thread
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Ask her if she owns a MAGA hat
Talk to her about her day, duhh
Give her a copy of Edwin Abbott's Flatland, as a 2D photo, I assume she'll identify with the characters.
Ask her why she is wearing that expensive ass watch in the pool. Like she's got money to burn.
Slap her mouth with my cock
Your just gross.
Probably water proof dumbass you know that’s a thing right....?
Wwyd?
I am not 144 years old
Ask why you post the same girls in every WWYD thread, that's 2/2
Holy shit it is? Thank god your here to learn me them facts. I couldn't survive without you
I came to Yea Forums for the rekt and conspiracy theories. All I see are a bunch of cucks.
My slut cousin
Cuck cuck at you, Mr. Robinson
Wwyd?
Get her a nice suit of armor and a sword. She really needs to be riding around at night decapitating people.
Get her a better cousin
You wouldn’t fuck her throat?
tell her shes a nice woman
No. I'd get her a better cousins. Maybe a homeless guy who shits himself and shouts at random people.
Put my cock between boobs fucking them hard
Sure, amazing
Your cock wilts like a limp piece of spaghetti and her tits sag like 70 years of granny appeared all at once.
Baptize her and teacher her the ways of out lord
Wwyd?
What would you do to her?
Get her contacts that make her irises look black, and then send her out to scare kids
Ger her a better cousin. I'm thinking a recently paroled serial identity thief manlet.
I would pinch her nipples till she screams and afrer put my cock in her mouth
Nice trips, she sues your ass and you lose the right to dubs
Wwyd to Paola?
I’d grab the back of her head and force her deep down onto your cock until the base is completely blue
What else?
Tell her those gym shorts went out with Gold's Gym, and make her purchase a sensible replacement on a layout plan at Walmart
Kirk is a little gay for blue cocks
Get her a better cousin. Maybe a drunk wife beater with impotence issues.
> oh wait that's no difference
My GF for your fun, WWYD?
Make one those triangles out of paper and try to flick it through her earring.
...Kirk?
Wwyd
While you fuck her from behind
lol
I’d rather watch and jerk while you abuse her
Rotate, crop, and flip until the lettering is readable.
I'm rather fuck you hard up the ass while she leaves
lol you’re really invested in this
Sorry, out of lube.
sssssh you're supposed to get him locked in the electrochastity cage before you mention that...
WWYD?
Close my eyes when looking at the street light so they adjust to the dark and I don't trip on the way home
I have a car battery, does that work?
So i would fuck her hard, slapping her ass
Fuck yeah, now we're talking. That would get some diock.
Post moar with really high glare, that white patch really does it for me
>implying you wouldn’t cum on her tits
Right one should be filled with BBC sperm so bad.
What tits? I'm mesmerized by the stonewashed denim.
Get out the turkey baster Alphonse, it's time to raid the Harlem sperm bank!
I want deepthroat her till she will cry
Tell her to get her hand off that ledge, it hasn't been dusted recently.
What da...
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Ask her about the meaning of life and Monty Python
Buy her a new set of nice wooden hangers, they won't bend and fall down when she puts her winter coat on them
Ask her whether she thinks the Chicago Sun Times has declined in quality, and who her favorite editorialist is
> oh wait we did this one last night
This is funny, wwyd in this one?
Teach her how to braid those dangling straps, they'll get caught on something
Imagine her pregnant with black baby in her
brutal wwyd and which
Ask them if they think Men at Work accurately represented their culture
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Unfold that blanket on the chair. I hate neatness. Anarchy forever!
And what can happen after that?
As her if she prefers coniferous or deciduous trees, and chop them all down anyway
Fuck hard the girl on the right
Sorry, got distracted. I'm wondering what the fuck these are.
Right fuck the hard right on the girl
I think some napalm would improve that view
wwyd?
Kiss all those stretch marks and body paint him as a panda
like Mary, wwyd?
It’s a gafete, there says her name, Paola
Get her a nicer box spring, that can't be more than 6"
I would bite her nipples while i'm destroying her clothes
I thought it was a mattress tag for a window
I'd bite her clothes while her nipples are destroying Miami
Fuck her amazing boobs with my cock while she ' s rubbing her pussy
I'd donate to the IndieGoGo project where they're trying to raise enough money to pay for a surgeon to separate the conjoined twins
Her cat runs away and your rooster is giving you the stink eye
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Wwyd?
Grab the can and water those plants, damn it's like 10 times a day or the damn things wilt and die and fuck that can't happen I'm not a plant murderer I'm not I'm not
Help her escape from the world of black and white and introduce her to color television.
Buy a crane and straighten that wall, then resurrect Einstein and make him fix gravity too
Ask her if Iron Reagan is better than Ronald Reagan, and why his nose is so big
Steal back my bicycle pump, and watch her lips slowly deflate like empty sausage skins
In this one?
the kid just needs to know what HE should do, user. this is basically his advice thread at this point
Lol love it
Tell her gray is the new black, concrete is the new plastic, and hands are the new feet
Good thing we've all chipped in to give him such good advice about color television, deciduous trees, and Portuguese words for name tags
Are you enjoying this?
Or enjoying her at least?
Tell fiona to get back to shrek. We dont need her here
EEEK a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug
She got roaches running around hahaha
It’s not a bug but i get it
It's not a clean floor, but I get it
Isn't technology amazing? I was just smoking a joint and thinking it's such a pain to lift it, wouldn't it be nice if it could run around on its own? And look! It's already happened!
It's not a pixel but I get it
I’m not disappointed, keep going sir
Wwyd to this slut?
Mirror Mirror on the Wall, why are you surrounded by all those squiggly curly-cues? Is it one of those things you did as a teenager, and now regret?
Tell her to get out of the way, I'm going to miss the pre- pre- pre- pre-game of watching grass grow on the field
Ask her for season tickets
I think that you’re right
WWUD
Tell her if she doesn't stop resting her chin on her sister's shoulder she's going to get an ingrown hair and that's almost like a zit
Ask her where the sun went, or did she paint over the those windows between posts
Wwyd
Start crying uncontrollably
Take a ride on that slide, that shit looks sweet
Keep pressing the buttons on her forehead and lip until something happens
You know... they’re already paints lol
See if I can get that chest appraised on Antiques Roadshow
Prune that bush, it's getting a big overgrown, and some of the leaves are dying.
Get off Yea Forums and stop posting....yourself?
Ask her if she thinks her phone getting a tattoo will hurt its chances of getting a real job or if it'll be stuck working in the shadows with the other freaks at an Amazon warehouse
Teach you the queens english
De México no te sirve? xd
You won
Not until the thread's dead
No Habala Sandy Puerto Rican
It must die
Get a sharpie and connect their eyebrows
Bueno, no entendi pero si gustas mi kik es Ha2ha0ha0ha0
si, tenes discord o kik?
Ese es el Kik
wwyd?
Aqui over there Mehico hue hue spaghetti
which one and how?
Help that beached wale back into the water
Scream at that guy wearing the orange shirt, that's so inappropriate, I thought he was a construction worker and almost swerved my dune buggy out on a patch of black jellyfish
The one on the far left looks like she got little nicky'd with a shovel. Does the talk with a wierd lisp?
The third one from the middle, and with a pair of pliers and a sense of abstract ennui
mom sucks me off while left daughter rims me while i make out with the pretty daughter in the middle
WWYD to this latina slut?
Get her a drink cozy for her drink cozy, repeat
Find hack her computer and replace all the computer's sounds with a swooshing sound
Wwyd to these two brown bitches?
Pick a slut, impregnate her, whatever
Hire a bunch of mexicans to help carry that train and spend the entire vacation apologizing for paying off her entire family
I pick the flower pot, orgy among the stamens! I'd pollinate the fuck out of them.
Which one and why?
That crab in the lower right, it probably has less VD, plus clawjobs are hot
Introduce her to her father
Discuss how much water they wasted in what is clearly a tropical climate keeping that grass all green, and how that impacts the environment and also order some Chinese takeout
Wwyd?
Make her bed
Do a series of time lapse photos over the next 20 years, creating a longitudinal study in the vein of 7up
Tell her gray is bad for her health, and she needs a little color in her in life, maybe a shocking puce or octarine
Wwyd to her
Middle
Chain her up naked and cum inside her. Keep her around as a slave and make her look at herself in a mirror every week to see how her body is changing after being impregnated. After she has the baby, impregnate her again and repeat the process
Stone her with bricks. Which isn't stoning, so maybe just go get some weed because Allah it's not Mecca.
Expensive watches are waterproof most of the time. Ask dumb questions get dumb answers
Geek out on My Little Pony
Ask her why she looks like Nicole Eggert and what exactly a Day Bean is and does it turn to dust at the touch of night?
Wwyd?
Thank her for her service.
Buy her a better camera
Sit down with her and come up with an equivalent of the i see an ifunny watermark meme, except for gfshitpics.nomnom
We're experts at dumb answers, we just need more dumb questions
Get out my crayons and color in all the pretty flowers on her wallpaper
Would you fuck her?
I'd press her uniform with extra starch. And then charge her $2 a garment, because the dry cleaner I work at is running a promo.
onion thread
I want to see the worst
Ask him how he managed to get the entire background out of focus, was it dubs?
wow so kind user
I'm just a generous chink who wants repeat business so I can say nasty things about people right in front of them because they have no idea what I'm saying even when I'm speaking english in my thick accent
Wwyd?
id rip her top off and fuck her tits
I'd gargle her piss while she castrates me
Flip the right lightswitch up, then flip the left one down. Damn, they're out of order. Full reverse!
Loosen all the screws in her light fixtures, then when they fall out over the next couple days due to vibrations, blame ghosts
Buy her a phone with a better phone, maybe 20 Kilo pixels
Now it cannot be unseen
Put on my shark fin and go scare that kid
Oh look a tough guy.
Too small! Enhancing...
Enhancing...
Wwyd?
Enhancing...
Fuck I never would have expected that.
Untie that whatever, dim the lights, and get rid of at least one of the watermarks.
Do you have kik
Put her tongue back in her mouth. That's unsanitary. Maybe use a saliva-bonding glue.
Watch her very carefully for signs of hair. That's a silver bullet, she's either a hunter or a werewolf, and no hunter of creatures of the night basks in the sun. They might get a tan, and that's would get them booted out of the union.
Be brutal
anyone?
Have her tight up to an empty room, and just get her out when I need to empty my balls.
do u have kik?
de que pais es?
jack_king88
No, why?
to do it privately
Tell her she shouldn't wear jewelry in the ocean, it might corrode
babibitt kik
Buy some barbie dolls, strip them naked and stretch their clothes over that frame in the upper right
Wwyd
Play robot unicorn attack and make her wiggle her horn every time I press the horn attack button
Make her walk around with two white poster boards on either side of her, so she's always framed like that
Order something while speaking French, and act all confused when nobody can understand me
Swap her for two gretas, maybe three if she's still sailing. She simply doesn't have the forehead space to be worth more.
You should definitely do the sex with a human being such as this. Unless penis.
You're right, penises get in the way of sex. The only real sex is two anatomically incorrect mannequins bumping.
who likes?
I've been doing it wrong this whole time!!
What kind of savages put the toilet paper roll in upside down?
Oh, they're asian, that's almost australian. Explains everything.
Barbie will show you the way
Why do girls take pictures in the bathroom? Honestly cant figure it out
Where was this when I was learning. I thought you put your pee pee in the belly button.
We called it tummy-sticks
Mum and her daughters? Make it good b
Blondie is straight, virgin and nonconsent.. Wwyd?
Tum-me- stacks
Take them to a Doctor Who store, and get a better scarf, one with some swagger. (Swagger is another word for plaid.)
Which ass you like more?
The girl in the middle looks like a smurf frog hybrid. We must dissect it and study. Maybe try to reproduce and release it into the wild.
Paint those walls, at least make it a chic dungeon. Maybe a nice lavender.
Yucky, they poop with those.
I have a hard time choosing between Trump and Pelosi
Miss Froggy is not amused
Nice. Was hoping for something more sex and incest though.
That reminds me of those cartons you get at an Asian restaurant, you can stack them 2 high. Damn, need some shrimp fried rice.
Ask them why their eyes and mouths are always perfectly horizontal, and then jump back just in case they're really killer robots wearing human skin badly.
Insest is wrong mkay, I would know. I have 6 extra chromosomes because of it.
That's nice a bonus, I only won 5.
The plot thickens
Have you ever share her? or wanted to share her?
Ok I give up b wins again
What is gayer, watching two guys fuck a chick, or a tranny with a dick and a regular guy fuck a chick?
I say it's less gay to watch the tranny and dude because there will be two sets of boobies.
Think her pussy lips are pink or dark?
Leave baby chickens out of your perversions, they're pure and innocent and good horse chow
I don't think cats have lips, but it's hard to check because they tend to bite
Put a mirror between then and make them imitate each other's poses without being able to see each other
good one
Please forgive me, woman
Excuse me I misspoke
Get out a fish descaler and try descale that palm tree, because it looks really small, about the right size, and then curse the gods of perspective when I get up close and realize it won't work
I'm not a woman, I'm a baby chicken.
i like you
Damn it, I forgot to use my pronouns.
*they *them* Z
mom or dau?
I prefer fuzzball / peeps
Wwyd to my daughter. It's a sick fetish I know. But I love knowing who wants to fuck her.
Is that a cartoon on the wall? I go over and read it, I totally forgot they exist in print any more.
I like you
You got a kik?
I'd lecture her on the proper way to load a trailer, no way should a wheel be off the ground like that
You mean son
>dem shoulders
"daughter"
Wwyd to them?
you like I
I concur with your observation sir
Have them scrap up that sea sweet, after it's cleaned and debrined we can use it wrap sushi
Is that your daughter or your son? If it's your daughter she looks like a dude and is built like a long distance runnier. Keep her/him
>weed
kek
Toss a football her way, see how he catches
Damn no. Post here ?
Tell gollum the ring has already been destroyed
Get out a razor and shave her hairline back another inch, we need more forehead!
I got some great stuff if you can make a kik
Hahaha that was perfect.
Bump limit, yay!
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