Can Yea Forums help me with my method of suicide?

Inb4 drawer falls on anons head knocking him unconscious. Don’t do it user.

pills is like the most painful way to die, you should jump from a high building rather than dying from pills

I've been thingking on looping a belt, tie a knot at the end and use a closed door to keep it in place so it doesn't slip off.

if you plan on doing it like that it would be painful, you need a high place to jump from so the sudden stop breaks your neck, but you do you user

Seek help, it isn't too late
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That's going to hurt like hell and probably add insult to injury when the drawer falls out and cracks you in the head

Do go fuck yourself whiteknight

fun fact most male hanging death result in the corpse having a boner because of gravity.

You're telling me your town has no bridges or overpasses? No rail line? Or no nigger population?

You're a fucking liar

Get a leather belt easy to use and to tie around something
Let your body relax try not to hold yourself up with your feet you need to put all your weight down

Nice that’s all I needed to hear
As long as the flag is whaling in the wind I’m good Nigger

Have a ton of knifes on the floor if it doesn't work

I like how you think

hypothermia. just fill a bathtub with ice and get in. You will turn off painless.

Wait 80 years. Fill that space and time with productivity, healing, and service to others. Die a natural death. Best method.

Now I want to kill you
>wait, was that your intent?

Can an heror with shoelaces , idiot.

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Normally I would post the number for the Suicide Hotline, but that shoelace makes it clear this is just a shitpost.

op here, like i said the picture is just a prototype.
i am gonna purchase a thicker rope. thank you for suggesting the closed door, seems more effective.
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could there perhaps be an elevated place in most homes with an elevated surface? i’ve done some brainstorming and thought i might be able to buy a punching bag and use the elevator bracket to tie the rope, as i believe it can support my weight from a good height.

This guy knows. Also, tie a knot in the end so it doesn't slide through the crack.

Some faggot already did, stay the fuck out of other people's business. If they want to die, let them as it has nothing to do with you faggot

i appreciate it, but i’m currently very ill and i’m just looking to end my own suffering because the US medical system would rather draw out my death with expensive medical bills than actually cure my suffering.

Dude jump in front of a train or big truck, you will die instantly. Jump.off a bridge onto the interstate, if the fall doesn't kill you the 3-4 cars that hit you will finish the job.

There's plenty of ways to commit suicide besides your stupid ass idea, which btw will not work. If you can reach the ground or remove tension from your neck in any way you will because your monkey instincts will kick in and there's not a fucking though you can do.

What U.S.city do you live in, one lol find you a place to kill yourself.

fentanyl OD.first you're high, then you die. It's that easy.

What medications are you currently taking? Are joining a city with an opioid problem?

This right here, if your city has heroin there fentanyl and you can get just fentanyl and it will kill you.

If you pass out and that shit snaps, you'll just have permanent brain damage.

Did you know you have a 10% living if you hang yourself and it'll take 7 minutes?
You'll need a high spot so you don't back out at the last minutes or you'll just get brain damage.

The OP has no intention of killing themselves, they won't respond to legitimate advice on how to successfully complete suicide. Thier dresser idea will not work, yet they won't listen to shit that will.

OP you will have to leave your house to commit suicide.

So no change?

>wait til halloween decorations go up
>dress like a scarecrow
>find very decorated house with a big tree
>hang self from strong branch at that house as a scarecrow
>get packed up with rest of decorations when halloween ends
>...
>profit?

user, don't do it. Whatever you're going through i can assure you that your problems are meaningless.

Its not worth throwing your life away for nothing. There is no afterlife or anything to achieve by killing yourself. Your family loves you and they would be devastated by losing you.

Get help man, not too late

Freezing to death isn’t very fun either

Honestly, you’ll get through it if you just carry on living. It’ll be tough but it gets better user, I promise.

Fuck off and stay the fuck out of other people's business!

this. plus there's a chance you'll wake up in the morgue. You're not dead until you're warm and dead.

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Don't do it man, it's not worth it

Killing yourself by train or a truck is just a fucking dick move. Not only are you losing your life, you're ruining someone else's for no reason. The only victim in a suicide should be yourself.

>The only victim in a suicide should be yourself.
No, you're just doing it wrong

Fuck people

The proper way to hero is to take as many innocents as possible with you

Don't forget you also want to mentally scar as many people as possible

say hi to the police for me

Bonus points for children

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Brain damage that's worse

I'm almost done assembling the components for an exit bag. Google that. It's surprisingly easy to get the materials together if you have a few hundred dollars. If some authority is reading this, I don't plan on using it yet. It's there just in case things keep going wrong.

What's worse? I forgot what we were talking about.

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I am the police nigger

Ketamine cures depression after a single dose for me. I was in your situation. been cured since. Plz do drugs.

Buy bitcoin from localbitcoin by using western union.

Buy drugs from Cryptonia located on dark.fail using tor.

Do K, it'll save your life like it did mine.

The police have niggers now?

Spoilsport
>but illegal
>torn

no

exit bag

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Also, shrooms are excellent for curing depression. Not that I would suggest using them. It might help get through the boredom of glowing all day. Of course, you still shouldn't do anything illegal.

If youre in the usa, you can still get access to blackpowder despite not having access to actual firearms
Just trust me, felons and shit can own blackpowder, but i dont know about mental health stuff
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Don't listen to.them, if you want die, do.it

Exit bags no longer work, the party helium has been modified to.prevent death.

Imagine backing the fuck out. You'll just kill your brain

Goddamit, the reason I was trying to check out was because I can't keep up with all the technological advances in the modern world, and they're mocking attempts at self-ending

if you decide not to an hero
don't leave the noose there
you'll be executed for committing a hate crime

listen up faggot
this is really just a game
all it fucking is, is just a shitposting site
then faggots like you butt in
if youre gonna argue, be a shithead
OP is just some underage attention seeking faggot tying a god damn shoelace to a dresser
he could get away with offing himself in walmart, all the shit you need is there
huffing gasoline, drowning yourself, death by dehydration, poking out both your eyes, cutting off your tongue, your balls, and fucking bleeding to death from it
if OP wants to kill himself jist to be vegetablized, good, he'd deserve it
but we all know he's not
no faggot in this hellhole is brave enough for suicide
theyre less than fucking dirt, me, you, him, everyone
and also niggers

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please don't kill yourself user, please I'm seriously begging you

shut it!
but dont kys user