Confess your sins
Confess your sins
Joshua Adams
Hudson Bell
I shidded and farded and camed in my pants
Angel Allen
Josiah Ward
there was a mass shooting in my town... I was disappointed he didn't go to my store.
Camden Mitchell
Eli Cruz
I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.
"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.
"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of Manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.
Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.
God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.
I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.
I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.
Julian Morgan
I’ve spent the better part of a full year ritualistically jacking my landlord’s cat off. I can’t stop even though I know what I am doing is wrong and disturbing.
Jason Walker
lol how the fuck does someone's life even get to this point
James Kelly
I constantly fantasize about my mother and autistic brother dying in a car crash so that they won’t shackle me down in life anymore.
Wyatt Butler
I microwaved three forks at my friends house.
Jaxson Murphy
One time I lit a book of mormon on fire and then pissed it out
Angel Sanchez
Lucas Baker
what the actual fuck user
Landon Davis
I watched dubbed anime over sub
Matthew Cooper
Shamelessly called dubs.
Christian Hall
Please stay away from her
Luke Sullivan
I fap to traps
Michael Scott
I wasted Hepta-Hexes
Michael Phillips
Ryan Cox
I haven't told my gf why I stopped going to the gym.
> Am a regular gym rat.
> Me and my group of friends like to goof around and fart on each other, sometimes with our pants down.
> This new girl, Angela, started coming to the gym.
> Angela and I have gotten close.
> Yesterday i decide to try to bring her in on our group joke.
> I see her bending over the water fountain
> I run over pulled my pants down, squatted and ripped the loudest smelliest fart I had ever ripped in her face.
> Pretty sure my powerful fart blew her hair back.
> Instead of laughing or farting back on me, she gets angry.
> She starts raising her voice, asking what was wrong with me, calling me disgusting.
> A few people who I thought were cool side with her and tell me they are fed up with my behavior.
> Someone grabs the manager who promptly tells me to leave, that i had my last chance and blew it.
> I get pissed and break some gym equipment.
> They tried detaining me, but I leave before the police arrive.
i’ve been staying at my dads since the gym has my mom’s address. I’m really scared. All of my friends have been blowing up my phone asking me whats going on. So idk what to do. The gym is my life, where all my friends are and this stupid fucking stuck up bitch ruined it for me. All because i played a little joke on her.
Anyways do you think this will follow me if I join a different gym? Like do all gyms have a black list or something? I don’t want to stop working out just because some bitch has to get up in my shit.
Dylan Sullivan
don't fart in people's faces you freak this is surely bait
Ryan Myers
I shit on the floor in front of my 4th grade teachers desk. I hated that hag.
Lucas Hughes
I nutted to some sweet hentai, please pray for me, I want to complete at least one week of fucking nofap at least seven damn days in a row.
Wyatt Thomas
not that bad, but you can do better.
Jeremiah Bennett
fuckin dope
Kevin Hughes
explain the misunderstanding and try to make things better. Own up to your lapse of judgment and pay for the damage. If they're really your friends it'll be ok. If they aren't, you're better off in the long term.
Either way it's something you're going to laugh about in a few years.
Christopher Collins
I like coming to Yea Forums. How degenerate am i?
Carson Davis
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Angel Adams
I tried to reason with a gay faggot on reddit.
Nicholas Reed
I made that my best friend get obsessed with my sister showing him some creeps of her to the point he actually told her if they could fuck, they know each other for more than 15 years so basically hes like family, she said yes first but then chickened out, he ended up really frustrated
Sebastian Parker
>using reddit
You have to go back