How to get rid of a hangover bros?

smoke some weed, take 2 shots, take a suboxone and drink some water and oj

Gotta work tomorrow bud

I mean any one or multiple of these things

I actually have the answer to this.

Put a half a liter glass ready next to your bed whener you go drinking. As soon as you go to bed you chug it.

Make sure to put one dose os ORS (oral rehydration salt) in it, it lessens the hangover overnight.

In the morning take 1 half a liter glass (pref with ice) with 2 APC's (thats asperine paracetamol and caffeine in one). (take 2 in the afternoon if you still feel bad)

Extras:

Use a straw so that you dont have to get up or move your head.

Put a watermelon overnight in the fridge and eat it in the morning, it is cold and has a lot of water in it, its the best.

Always eat something of substance before bed. Wake up and drink a beer. Good to go

>Hangover today
>breakfast beers
>work tomorrow
What are you, some kind of fag?

Hydrate, take some vitamin B, and rest a little bit.

Yea just start pounding water
I am really fucking drunk rn and just drank probably 4 cups of it.
I’m at the drunk point of not wanting to be drunk anymore, but I’m still drink as shit

V8

whats the time where you are? worst thing you can do is to do nothing and just think about how crappy you feel. either get up and do something or go to sleep. either way lots of salty food and water.

Salty pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray should work. And a big glass of pickle juice.

7pm and gotta work in 12 hours

You're fucked. In 12 hours your head will still be throbbing. I'm guessing you have a shit job that doesn't allow you to come in late or use leave.

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Lol I've drank for a decade bud and had a few drinks

Hair ofthe dog does work, but make sure you only have a couple just to take the edge off. Don't go overboard and get drunk again!! If you do, you might slip into the stupor zone, This is the absolute worst level of drunk there is and the hangovers can last between 3-14 days, Been there a few times.

Ideally, you should drink alcohol with stimulants, that should make the hangover a little easier to deal with.
But assuming that you are already with hangover, just drink a lot of water and masturbate a lot, that should make it easier to deal with.

Sleep, ice water, and maybe a bloody Mary if it's really bad. Also grow up and learn how to handle your alcohol. It's your own damn fault

Med fag here, this shit.

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This plus scrambled eggs. They contain cysteine, which helps with the toxins created by drinking alcohol.

Actually water is the best solution. All of those "beverages" have corn syrup and will block your intestinal lining from absorbing any potassium, magnesium, and calcium. Basically those electrolyte drinks do absolutely nothing. Drink electrolyte water instead. Your body actually gets what you pay for.

WATER piss it out bro

Actually drinking a lot of water before going to bed is a bad idea. Your stomach and kidneys go into a rest mode when you sleep so it kind of just bubbles around and passes through your system without being absorbed. Best thing to do is drink water as you drink alcohol so it all gets absorbed together and then just pass out.

Unless it’s for curing dehydration in acute cases.

cocaine and bacon

Acute dehydration? And you recommend a flavored corn syrup drink? The fuck dude lol. Water. Water. Water. Inb4 I dunno what I'm talking about. I live in Arizona dude, I think I know what I'm talking about when it comes to hydration.

Hahaha I'm with ya bro I live in Glendale n I can literally cook a fuckin egg on my driveway you definitely need water in this shit no joke fuck Gatorade bro that shit just makes it even worse

another trick is to make sure that you drink enough so that you wont wake up.

no waking up=no hangover

and its an easy way to go

why take the chance that you have to fight cancer later in life or get stabbed?

Tylenol and water.

Send dick pics to your friends

drinking gatorade when you are done drinking booze will prevent the hangover. otherwise just drink water and gatorade.

Time. Another drink may slow it down, or make it worse via slingshot effect.

Heroin

Swimming works wonders

Take a shower
Do exercise to sweat it off
Drink water
Sleep if you can
Restore electrolytes and vitamins
Wait it out and vow never to drink again only to feel invincible and determined to not drink that much and still fuck it up

>Wait it out and vow never to drink again only to feel invincible and determined to not drink that much and still fuck it up

kek

just wank off lol

Don't take Tylenol, it's hard on the liver. The liver is already overworked trying to remove ethanol and acetaldehyde from the blood.

This.

>a little smack for the come down and hentai

incorrect, hangovers are caused by withdrawl. That 's why drinking more makes it go away.

Sometimes hangovers make me limp

did you just say 14 day hangover
water, idiot. Best is to prevent the hangover alltogether by downing 2-3 pints of water before bed

Alka-seltzer, Tang and a good strong ale

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Some tuna amd a cup of black coffee does the trick for me

I think it's different for each person. To me, hangover is like an aphrodisiac, but a friend of mine said he doesn't even like to touch his dick when he's on hangover.

This here.

If you didnt drink a shit load of water before you went to bed then youre fucked

Some times I get horny sometimes I can't get it up. It depends on the extremity and stage of the hangover.

sleep it off is the only real ‘cure’, go to the store and get some unisom it will help you sleep without acetaminophen. some alkaseltzer might help head/stomach. stay hydrated but at this point it’s to late to help much. if you have any benzos, they will help you sleep as well and depending on how much you drank and your habits, will prevent the DT’s. stay away from caffeine, eat if you can. good luck user.

Halp

I remember a myth hunter episode about getting rid of hangover. Their conclusion was like "physical exercise" is the best thing to get rid of hangover, but I wouldn't reccomend it, because there's a huge change of heart arrhythmias and such.

just fucking drink it faggot

I still like the greasy food bit. Assuming I can stand long enough to cook. I make myself a full English and spend the morning eating it.

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I still do it. Doesn't work, but I still do it. I just like a full english breakfast, and since I'm not doing anything else that day...

no.

the best you can do is drink a bottle of Gatorade: it has water and electrolytes.

There is no cure. If there was, everyone here would be in agreement. The post might not have been made at all.

Nigger sex. If you're white have sex with a black and something enters your penis that gets your body rid of toxins and it will cure a hangover

Why does jacking off a lot help?

You are literally screwed you just have to wait it out man, drink water and eat food helps. Looking at porn lol and jerking off it helps but not for long.

For the next time you drink to help hangover: drink water all day before you start drinking. Drink water water while youre drinking. Drink a shit load of water before you go to bed. Drinking hard liquor gives you worse hangover than beer. Drinking cheaper alcohol gives you worse hangover than drinking more expensive higher quality brands. Dont mix alcoholic with energy drinks(its fucking awesome) it will give you worst hangover of your life. Hydrate hydrate hydrate

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> Metadoxine

Search it, “medfags”, and discuss...
(medfag here)

I’ve literally never had a hangover, only drink vodka and lemonade

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Pedialyte is my preferred solution. Drink it intermittently throughout the night, a good amount before sleeping, and then more in the morning if necessary.

Heheh

1 small glass every 3 hours doesnt count faggot

Just think of the liquid shits you'll be having from all that water. It'll be like dumping a hot cup of coffee out of your ass. Then you'll get the sweats and start to stink like stale alcohol. All the deodorant and breath mints in the world won't help a fucking thing. One of my friends was a bad drunk (I'm old) and another guy once said he smelled like he washes his clothes in beer. The nausea with the spontaneous sweats, the throbbing head all day.. if you're really that hung over, you should just call off.

Water before bed
Benzos help a lot in the am (small dose w ibuorofin)
B vitamins
More water
Frozen coffee or milkshake to calm down hot pipes inside
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