Every reply ending with a 6 or 9 gets to decide what happens to our village
Every reply ending with a 6 or 9 gets to decide what happens to our village
Mass suicide at the river
Big orgy ensues
It got nuked.
Raped by bears
Emigration to Europe
gypsies came and started begging
Grow some weed
Win
build wall
Sandstorm
It flourishes and eventually turns into a metropolitan city taking OP at least an hour to draw
BUILD A FORCED LABOR PRISON
take mate with scorpion
It get a Konzentrationslager
A giant dick flies in and shoots dick bombs everywhere.
Build sophisticated trench network
bomb factory with testing facility that tests on niggers/
Soviets burn it down while retreating the germans
anti gypsy task force unites.
gypsies came over the river and begged and received some food , they are now a permanent problem and wont leave the village
Nuclear bomb hits, taking out everything
Oh hell no, Nazis turn it into a "fun" camp
Raided by sex crazed niggers
ultra jew appears
scorpions
wild boars come & gore gyspies
Godzilla takes a huge shit on it
hitler invades the town
A rainbow forms over the river. the villagers then put up a flag in its image.
A wild Jew appears and opens a pawnshop
The gypsies got shot by the locals
a Mecha Hitler appears to solve the gypsy problem
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ultra jew and scorpions appear, the gypsies are still living in the village
somebody build a textil factory up the river and now all the water is contaminated and pink
Pirates sail up the river. The swashbuckling type not the somalian flavoured ones.
Hitler spawns and starts to being the leader of the village
The villagers dislike this influx of people slightly different, and elect trump.
Hitler vs Ultra Jew
They build an islamic mosque and follow the one, true faith
please be kind to the scorpions, they come in peace
antifa arrives and beats up a villager for not giving the gypsies free food and housing
Suddently, a.wild negro.appears
banned here?
The village bans islam for ever
mecha hitler invades the town and torches the gypsies, ultr jew takes out the scorpions and they errect a fag flag
The jew drops a scheckel, and it rolls into the scorpion pit.
Everything is saved by Jesus and everyone lives in harmony.
A cool dinosaur come and make friends with all of them. Long neck one.
The villagers poo in the river and it turns brown downstream of the village
The people turn into walking penises.
The village gets invaded by Germany
Hitler and Ultra Jew locks eyes and get ready for battle right as they both see the fag flag and immediatly falls in love
Jesus Kills the Jews for killing him oh so long ago.
A guy named Jeff sails down the river in his canoe
mecha hitler gets creampied by a bbc
roll
Jesus saves the Jews because Jesus saves us from hell. Everyone becomes Catholic for eternity.
reroll
That does not count. No Hitler. I call my 9.
Town opens a brothel disguised as a nunnery
>666
Satan is reborn & claims the other side of the river as his domain.
No no no we open an actual holy Catholic church and people attend it and live by God. It is also Europe in 1100AD.
No we open a Catholic church and everyone lives in peace with the Jews who also became Christian.
the scorpions are now scorpion of MK and kill mechahitler
OP bailed
Okay /thread. But we still open a Catholic church.
Satan still owns the other side of the river, him or hades.
Satan is destroyed in the name of Jesus because satan is powerless in His name.
Give me my Dino!
all people turn into penises which results i a massive rise in stds due to them being gay, jesus arrives and is quickly repulsed by everything, mecha hitler gasses ultra jew and a friendly dinosaur decides to take a nap aat the village
the german army also roles in
Then the Litany of Saints intercede and Agnus Dei plays as Christ takes the righteous to heaven and damns the wicked to hell .
dig a hole
All wh*te people die
This version plays as Christ destroys everything and makes everything new. The grass is no longer green and everything is light. Everything is in peace and Christ takes the righteous to heaven and damns the evil doers to the abyss to burn eternally for never repenting of their sins. Christ and the angels cry. "If only they had repented and turned from their sins and were baptized in the Trinity."
I already got my six.
Can my Dino please be spared?
The German army burns the rainbow and raises the Hakenkreuzflag
giant cheese appears
And my army?
epstein is actually alive and has an island in northern part of lake.
Mecha hitler gets killed by scorpion and the friendly dinosaur has an epic battle with the germans, defeating them but dying in the process
mrJ0mmy is on the island, but has mega nigger AIDs and Is being tortured by mecha hitler for his faggotry & various thread spam trying to shill his own zoomer tier trash.
Mecha Trump expels all outsiders, fucks mecha Hitler, and snuggles up with the dinosaur. The German army protects the perimeter.
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Nerve gas
The village expands, developing into a prosperous town
the scorpions creates hispachan
the village now it´s communist
Dino is destroyed. Army is gone. Only the righteous and angels are there. A cherubim with a sword of fire exits Eden as humanity is finally allowed to enter back into the guard (cherubim have six wings) and everything is right with the world. The people behind pizzagate are cast into a very deep part of hell with torment humans cannot imagine. The children are shown in heaven rejoicing for they were innocent. Epstein is also thrown into hell, he cannot escape hell. He can fake his death but cannot escape hell. Everything is new. The island is no longer an island or the world is no longer the world. It is all pure and glassy. The angels sing and all live in complete bliss for those worthy. The litany of saints play as the world is ending. youtube.com
The village is now facist
jews build a bank, using babylonian money magic and moloch worship they enslave the universe
No rerolls.
Riccardo.comes.to help the village celebrate it's anniversary. They all dance in his honour.
a wizard builds a tower next door. becomes your neighbor. very friendly.
Yang Gang arrives and gives $1000 to every citizen
They deport everbody who isn't white
They find a duck
Jews are also converted to Christianity during the end (see YouTube One for Israel). The entire Earth rejoices! Death is no more! Happiness abounds! No more tears! The Divine Comedy ( a comedy is when it ends in a wedding and Christ is with his bride, the church) is finally finished, there is no more evil in the world God intended and the tempter, satan who is a dragon is cast into torment
best idea so far
the temperature rises by 20 degrees F.
All wizards are executed and thrown into hell for worshipping satan. Yang Gang is also cast into hell People who are not white are still welcome because all are welcome in Christ Jesus Duck is okay but not in heaven.
Tsar Bomb Drops on Village
Dinosaur comes back. He is now permanently immortal and only quads can kill him
Pic related rapes all
mecha trump fucks mecha hitler, though he is dead, the town evolved but still kept their fag flag, dino still dead
Reddit army arrives and decimates the village
the dino revives
the mom of OP destroys all the town
You killed off the only hope for the world and it falls into degeneracy. Christ returns and destroys OP for being a sodomite.
A band of dwarves form a castle across the river
The last germans stop the reddit army
there are 3 new people , but they're rabid.
Aushwitz is built next to it.
The dinosaur body decomposed, only to reveal that intact it was a cyborg all along.The Cyborg Dinosaur is then elected by the inhabitants as the new chief of the village, complete with his own Native American feather head hat.
yang arrives making them all incredibly rich causing their civilization to prosper and they find a duck
Pic related sets up a satanic altar and proceeds to open a portal to hell
Reroll
The citizen, with their newly acquired wealth, elected to make the dinosaur body a Zombie Cyborg Dinosaur, defender of the town. ZCD has laser eyes.
Reroll doesn't count
bitch where is me edit
They burn the fag flag
Let him time to draw
Niggers invade and summon bowser to destroy auschwitz
The Dinosaur, threw the grace of Christ, is revived and becomes the pope. He has a pope hat.
OP is a faggot confirmed
Sharknado arrives
Me too, I got scammed. Bunch of atheists. Here is the story of Christ and our modern world. The world is currently blinded by satan so they cannot see the truth. False information is spread into our school system in forms of evolution (which has missing links) and the big bang (which cannot happen since something cannot come from nothing). SO Jesus will come and save the righteous who kept His commandments (see 1 Corinthians 6:-9-11 and Matthew 25 parable of sheep and goats) . The rest are cast into eternal torment to suffer for all eternity. The end.
commies take over the village and lock mecha trump into a cage, the nazis have build auschwitz in the meantime
The duck becomes in their god
A citizen gets stuck inside the dead dinosaur’s anus
the furries invade
OP is a homosexual and is actually going to hell. No LARP or joke.
The stat trainers from Pokémon arrive and they round up Jews and burn them for the great Hitler
The furries get gased at ausschwitz
Jesus descends from heaven and proceeds to fist fuck Steve from Minecraft
They do an anti-commie revolution
the furries storm right into auschwitz receiving their deserved fate
a villager sticks his head into the dinos ass
and the duck is the new commie god leader
m.youtube.com
Washed away by a flood
doom guy comes in and fucking shoots everything
the god leader duck it´s killed by scorpion
Expansionism. These lands are our lands
Build a quarry burn the crops and slave labor everyone until they starve to death
The Dragonborn comes in and kills everyone with the power of friendship
Buddhist do Mass emolations and get jacked off on
Satan comes and nuts all over auschwitz and the furries
Elliot Roger joins the chat
Nazis take over the town
We needs to grow more crops and build blacksmiths for war with everyone
now a piece of shit it´s the communist leader
Fire bees
a wizard builds a tower next door. becomes your neighbor. very friendly.
a wizard builds a tower next door. becomes your neighbor. not friendly at all.
The whole 49er football team shows up
A zombie virus revives the Germany army and Hitler leading to an outbreak in the town
AIDS monkeys piss on commies
a dangeorus wizard builds a tower next door. becomes your neighbor. sexually attracted to ducks.
kpop stans build a concert hall in Auschwitz but they blast it too loud so the boomers come in and start getting mad
Pot plants magically appear
The People’s Republic of Kekistan invade with pic related as their leader and they destroy the Nazis and the Commies
a wizard buys the land across the river. builds apartment complex.
duck wears wizard hat
duck is a wizard
The people build a nuclear power plant but fuck it up and mutate
it lives happily ever after
they discover the hit novel mein kampf buried in next to the river
duck wears wizard hat (reroll)
The KKK kills the niggers
Mark Zuccerburg comes in and doxxes everyone' facebook account, and a facebook headquarters is built near, making everyone liberals
re-roll
no rerolling
The villagers decide to expand by colonising and enslaving all the niggers they meet
ayylmaos decide to settle across the river
zuckerberg doxxes everyone, the political alignment wirdly doesnt change though
the guy who stuck his head up the dinos ass died
the people overthrow the duck and turn to ancap
The Nazis throw over the communist government
they build the twin towers, causing another 9/11
Mark Z gets ass blasted by the duck and the villagers become bloody penis fountains resurrecting the Dino with the man's head permanantly up it's ass.
a ufo lands on our land and builds a hooters
fucking trannies take over
jfk visits the village, gets shot, car still there
A KFC appears out of nowhere and a mass amount of niggers terrorize the village in the name of fried chicken
Mecha trump destroys the commies
chincs open up a sweatshop to prodce shitty knockoff items
A big tiddy goth girl provides the villagers with her pee
Chik-fil-A airborne paratroops invade and force everyone to not eat chicken on Sunday.
a gun turret becomes the new mayor
Weird Al was on the plane
the commonwealth minutemen come in cos this settlement needs help
An army of gay furry merfolk invade and declare guy fieri the new mayor, all niggers are enslaved and castrated
the duck god assblasts zuck
all the people turn into penis fountains and ressurect the dino
Reroll
Donald trump is elected leader
fellas that gonna be it, was fun
roll
God emperor of mankind Trump builds a massive wall around the city
Thanos dabs and wipes out half the population
Simcity: Yea Forums Edition
Trips of truth
Jfc thank allah you didnt roll 9 of 6... what a fucking faggot
Jesus come back with 50megaton atom bomb and sets the timer 3 mins
Dino and duck destroy all buildings and people except for the penis fountains and the big tiddied goth gurl. The duck and dino dock their penises together and goth gurl swings from them like an acrobat. Penis fountains turn the river red.
Thanks user
Thanks user, that was fun
Hoping to see you again soon
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