Celebahoozit thread

celebahoozit thread

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Is that James Quall

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cheeks again

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lovely

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is that seat taken?

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stealin a couple of these

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that's permitted

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yes, but if you want to sit here you can
you just have to let me rest it on your lap

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that's fine. it's tad cold, i'll warm it with my hands

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Really going all in for that transgender role huh?

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bimbos will forever be my weakness it seems

nice and warm

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I'm watching you.

it does get cold being out like this
i hope you can keep it warm or ill have to put it away!

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don't threaten me with a good time

I-I'm doing nothing :o
definitely not enjoying all dis bimbo that's for sure

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yuuuuup
whatever you need, it's yours

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Think i'm starting to come down with whatever plagues this user

Don't worry, I know *exactly* what you're doing. I'm not judging, tho. Just watching. It's not quite the witching hour yet, so, you know. I have to stay hidden.

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it's very contagious

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disc?

What's happenin dudes

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you know my weaknesses too well

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Looks like she's qualified to play that part after all...

hhnnnggg

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ScarJo it's too big

I'm not exploiting any of them, tho, so you're fine. I'm *just* watching.

What other symptoms would I be showing? Just so I know for sure i've caught bimbo fever?

nonsense
i can suck it without bending much true
but its the best way to clean up

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ok...I'll try for you

nope
posting and fapping
raging boners are pretty common

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Could probably just rest it between her tits at this rate.

preach

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>raging boners are pretty common
Oh yeah, definitely showing signs of that.

I cannot be exploited I am strong-willed
these women with big bums do not affect me in any way at all......

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you should apply heat and pressure

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if i bend my torso forward i can use them, that is true

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Looks like Kim is taking over the whole thread

disc?

so well endowed

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That a sure fire cure?

Well, i know how i would be spending my days

if she were you wouldnt need some retarded user to state the fact

unfortunately there's no cure, but it will hold of symptoms for a bit

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Damn, no cure? Alright, i guess i'll apply pressure anyway. Surely theres gotta be a
way to make the raging erection stop somehow!

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major#2966

i do it in the limo alot but i have to swallow it right from the tip or else

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you caused the raging boner, you should take care of it

Why not just shoot it all over the car? Nobody is going to check

>I am strong-willed
That's what they all say.

if you apply heat and pressure for the proper amount of time you'll get a temporary release

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because there is a lot and if i leave it then someone might check
easier to just swallow 5 times

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you're not thinking straight

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Keep it warm at least?

Am I gonna need to do this everytime I see a bimbo? It is helping a bit though...

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SOME mean it
I mean probably not me, but *some*

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No wonder you leave a lot packing that thing. Well you'll never go hungry anyway.

Definitely not u

Who is the owner of this bum?

fine, let me get my jack off mit
yeah, you are

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Nice, that's what I like to hear

yum
>not recognising Willa's beautiful butt
pleb!

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Well damn. At least I'll know what to do. Just apply pressure right? Anything else?

Maybe without the mit?

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What a babe

always use a firm grip and move your hand up and down
the mit is essential

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oh yeah

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Ah I see, I see. Is loving that material she's wearing also a symptom?

Essential why? Skin contact is warmer

I've seen her beautiful bum a few times before, but I'll admit that I haven't done the appropriate amount of research. It won't happen again.

How's things?

chekd

Fine, slightly sleepy

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more of a byproduct
the mit has a poorly drawn penis on it

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Okay, just making sure. Cause it's definitely causing more raging in the other symptom...

ohhhh yeah

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No wonder that causes a mess...

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Sleepy, already? Embarrassing.

I'm pooping right now

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complications

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i blew in a bottle once
i left it in the limo
the driver found it after
needless to say it was an expensive bribe to tmz

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I'm always SLIGHTLY sleepy. I'll still be up til like 5 lol

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don't hurt yourself

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How is that ass not keeping you wide awake?

Ah to have seen what. The bottle would have sold for a fortune though.

fucking checked my dood. & I shan't

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So close, and yet so far.

Dat tiddy, tho. I'm sorry, what were you saying?

How long until that dies down then? I'm applying the aid as instructed and it might be getting worse!

thank you for following proper toilet protocol

i know! so scary.
what would you do with it?

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all good, I got the quints with dat lily rose the other night ツ

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So if I jerk off to Rihanna, I can blame your insomnia?

the more you do it, it'll be quicker

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nope

Takes more than ass to wake me from this living nightmare

I don't remember

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knees above my hips, always
fuck you hersh

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>Takes more than ass to wake me from this living nightmare
Titty?

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The bottle or what caused it? The bottle would be on ebay trying to balance out the bribe.

Boy I hope so. I got places to be, I can't be walking around with this thing sticking out my pants cause I have Bimbo fever! Is there no quicker solution?

what that index do bbygirl

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it better not
is this actually her? i am still unsure

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im worth enough even 1 million doesnt bother me...

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Proof or it didn't happen.

*More* than ass? I don't get it, what do you mean?

Finger your booty hole.

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ignore thsi please

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point@u
if only

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cuz unlike Hammer 30 million can't hurt me
I don't screencap my gets my niggy. chicagogay and neenernon saw it doe
excellent

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no u

negative

idk tbh

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Captain Stabbing. That's where I developed my desire for anal sex.

no pooper action? wtf...

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Ah thats a good point. Might as well keep it as a souvenir then. Throw a contest for fans maybe?

>negative
Hang on, I got it. Tits AND ass?

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not with her index...

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FUCKING INSANE, THE FUCK AM I SAYING
NOT ONLY AM I FLY IM FUCKING NOT PLAYING

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Might be onto something

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bruh

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like belle delphine did? do you expect a guy would drink it?

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I'll even throw in legs cause Rihanna really goes for it.

Don't forget hips. Everybody forgets the importance of hips.

Drink, cover themselves in it, jerk off the bottle, suck off the bottle. Guys could do anything.

one of my favourite memes of all time and ily for posting it

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Certainly doesn't hurt

breh

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no way they could drink the whole bottle
i even used to have trouble swallowing all of it

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>Certainly doesn't hurt
They are certainly making me feel very awake right now.

with what then anony?
I SPIT THE GOSPEL
HOSTILE
TONY DOIN TIME FOR WHAT HE DID TA NOSTRILS

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What kinda bottle we talking here? I'm pretty sure some spillage could be expected but that would just make it hotter. I suspect...

I didn't forget

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AYO CHAMPAGNE WISHES
AND 30 WHITE BITCHES

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standard size water bottle(vos)

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fuckin re-dick-ill-ous

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Well maybe not in one gulp, but i'm sure they could try it. With spillage no doubt but the majority gets where you want it to go.

Captain Stabbin' fuck yeah!

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Of course *you* wouldn't, you're smart. Just making sure everyone else doesn't forget.

ily
youtube.com/watch?v=_7vQSPBtwyc

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anybody have ariana grande doing this shit? there was a great crotch shot

hallux

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any celeb feet ftw?

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upgrade

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I know whats important

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Clearly...

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As you should, cutie. I'd expect no less.

lel

I'd hate to disappoint

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Watching you silently

Mommy scar has amazing feet.

ily more tho. give this a listen. let twista soothe your soul bbyboi

m.youtube.com/watch?v=v9cqyIdtJz0

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I would like a singular hershy smooch pls

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You never do. Well, sometimes, but rarely.

It's not silent anymore, you just spoke.

Those things don't grow on trees you know

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Help me, Hershy-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope

I have one million dollary doos ready to go

I'm not some kinda smooch hooker user

Good to know :3

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what's wrong neener

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Sorry qt :(

Meesa not neener

all I can give is return smooches :3

>tfw the fire isn't the hottest thing in the pic.

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don't you dare lie to me fren

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that sounds good

help with whut?

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It *can* be disappointing when you don't post bum, but I'm seeing plenty of bum scattered about, so, you know. I could never complain.

I'm just being silly, sweetness. Besides, you know I like it when you're sassy.

Daily reminder that we're all gonna make it.

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>help with whut?
Idk, just wanted to say that. sorry m8
(you)

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Can have too much of a good thing

o-oh

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lol
ugh whatevs

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it's true, you know

Don't laugh at me. >:c

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>ugh whatevs
iz juz bantz m8. taking the mickey innit

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Lies. It's never too much.
youtube.com/watch?v=uv7y6PKEYms

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who is this whore?

I know it's bantz boi, no worries gov
I would never, brudder bd

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goodnight anons

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You'll get more bum after you eat your vegetables

sleep tite

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>gg doesn't like twista
noted. goodnight cuteface :3

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Shawty hol mir noch 'n Shot

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sweet dreams

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how can I not love the man on slow jamz, the best song to fug a qt to?
nighty night u

I always do, tho. I eat my greens, I stay hydrated. I even stuff my fucking face with fruit. I follow all the rules.

sleep well

oh. well in that case

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lol just wait until I get you on the Genuwine and the D'Angelo. maybe some John Legend here and there. those are the real qt fuggin songs. but yeah goodnight luv

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BD SMELLS LIKE PEE NUTT BUTT HER

Whoever wouldn't fuck this can suck my dick and asshole

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I'd fuck her, but also want to suck your dick and asshole ...

*cough* Tony Toni Tone, Raphael Saadiq, and king of it all for hood rats...Jodeci */cough*

TOE KNEE

>Genuwine and the D'Angelo
As wise as ever, you are.
youtube.com/watch?v=_nmP0ItiHPk

You're so good to me.

u deserve it

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yeah, the space jam soundtrack gets them especially moist.

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Raphael Saadiq was in Tony Toni Tone though....
maybe some Jon B, Keith Sweat and Q-Tip as well
lol

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My m-mistress i-i-i-is a very b-b-b-b-b-beautiful w-woman...

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A-As y-y-you c-can s-see I-I h-h-h-have n-n-n-no I-I w-wish I-I h-h-h-h-had a b-b-b-b-b-beautiful w-woman p-problems...

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Tailor me a leather suit... on some Jodeci shit.... bicoastal man we posta be rich...

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Ya but went on to do solo works after that are gold.

Quickest way to tell if she’s a super hoe, one question.

So Boyz 2 Men or Jodeci?

...

kek if she was hearing that Boyz II Men, you know she was taking pipe like it was going out of style. that's fucking hilarious that you said that.... one of my oldest bro's best buds used to say that shit all the time lmao

what?
youtube.com/watch?v=I4_3PVFSUxE

and yeah, his solo work is way above and beyond TTT in my honest opinion. he's great