Today is a special day guys

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>Fapping is unironically better, and you don't have some girl who you have to waste time and energy on. Trust me, man, you're not missing anything.

> not every girl is high maintenance even tho u kinda got a point there
>dont tell him its not worth the hussle. Its the one thing Nature actually wants him to do apart from the rest of our modernhuman life and no jerking it yourself is not better than sex, however i do not know which girls u have been with. I just think its useless to tell him even tho some people may feellike it becauseu have to experience it for urself, sono offense man

>26
YES
NEW BAR thank you user you give me hope

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Its been 1,306 days since I've had a gf. Though i did talk to a cute girl 11 days ago.

post sauce

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and i thought im miserable because i actually now the day we broke up a year ago and can tell how many month but u r seriously counting days? Stop beeing an Embarrassment to yourself bru
Just take it easy.

thanks
>even tho i hoped it was porn

soz bro, I wish Ana did porn too
You'll have to settle for lexi+imagination I guess

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oh shes the new bond girl

hahahah np broski but what do you mean by lexi

lexi belle sort of looks like ana or used to anyway

Have you ever considered not having a stable relationship? I mean, not all of us are fit for that.

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1st option: easier swipe than done

2nd option: I tried that it, didn't work my face into a decent looking man, instead made me into a guy that could potentially be a /k/ommando.

>lexi belle
thanks for providing sauce m8

and i hope my other advice on top of the thread kindahelped u and sorry about the more than u deserve part, i just think defiance often creates a bigger light in people than just ordinary pep talk. especially on the internet.
Just keep living your life u have just started to be a grown ass motherfucker and no matter how many people r there to despise u it will b the same amount of people cheering for you. You are not alone. We are one big happy family.
Good Night Yea Forumsro!

Greetings, drunk newfag.

>dont tell him its not worth the hussle. Its the one thing Nature actually wants him to do apart from the rest of our modernhuman life and no jerking it yourself is not better than sex, however i do not know which girls u have been with. I just think its useless to tell him even tho some people may feellike it becauseu have to experience it for urself, sono offense man
It really isn't worth the hassle. I've fucked petite girls in their assholes and pussies while choking them and having my way, and while it feels good, it really doesn't feel any better than fapping to me. Having sex is nice, but usually it involves wasting time having to text a girl and go out with them and shit. The hassle isn't worth the benefits imo. I'm perfectly happy being focussed on my business and side projects rather than fucking around with girls like some kind of teenage retard. When I'm ready to have a kid then I'll start wasting time on girls again. Until then I'll enjoy not being distracted.

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Spanish detected.

you should rope yourself

>drunk
im not drunk im hungover
>newfag

>>>>>implying that im not here since 2006

I think your View of Sex is pretty poor if the only thing u get from it is the actual penetration. There is also smell sweat flesh hair eyes breath talk roleplay and so on.... plus you can also talk to the women u have sex with didnt u know?

bump

cheer up, OP

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that is why your on Yea Forums my fallow user

a lot of people on Yea Forums have a meaningful one. Long gone are the days it was all DnD fans and wizards.

> There is also smell sweat flesh hair eyes breath talk roleplay and so on
lol what a fag

>plus you can also talk to the women u have sex with didnt u know
Nice bait. I've never once had a conversation of substance or intellectual value with any girl I've ever had sex with. If pointless and vapid conversations are something you enjoy then maybe you have a point.

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I guess it is like that because your ego cant bare handling beeing in a relationship with someone who is on the same level as u emotionally and especially when it comes to intellect. You are in fact making a fool of yourself in front of everyone but keep going i run on the hate of a billion butthurt idiots who think the mind they have is so special they can now only think lesser of other human beeings when they themselfes didnever stop doing questionable dumb shit hiding their lack of empathy and emotion they received over their live from the opposite sex behind cynical and sexist bullshit like this

You are just the scum that the community of Yea Forums left behind. We actually used to be far right wing anti gay anti liberal anti women right as a big joke and to make fun out of it, the reason today there r only dickpicks and cheap porn threads on here is because the heart of the community left and only the people r still there who dont care that now half of the users are actual nazis or in any other way mentally handicapped. I hate u faggots because icant make racist jokes anymore wout beeing thrown in a jar with yourkind even tho im a foreigner in the country ilive in myself.

there r still people here who are perfectly normal just as op you and me but you do have a serious problem with your attitude.
Was ityour mother taking your fathers manhood or what it your problem.

>a meaningfull one
wut

I'm giving you my personal experience with girls. I've yet to find a girl I can actually have a real conversation with. They may be out there, but they seem so rare that it makes wasting time looking for them seem completely pointless. Every girl I've ever met has been a snapchat/instagram selfie bore. You're wrong on the suggestion of me not having received attention from the opposite sex before I turned 26. I had girls writing me notes and asking me out throughout school, and even after school in my late teens and early 20s I had girls who were interested. Relationships weren't something I was interested in, and to this day I'm still not. Maybe that's why I'm such a cynical sexist and don't put women on a pedal stool. My focusses are on my projects, education, and my family and friends. Stacy's have always gotten in the way of that without ever providing anything beyond sex and "emotional support". It's pointless unless I want to have a kid.

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Yea Forums is filled with mentally ill neckbeards that fap to mentally ill trannies who kill themselves before 30. What point are you trying to make with "you are the scum Yea Forums left behind"? Yea Forums was much better in the past than it is now.