I'm trashed at a family party

I'm trashed at a family party

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Been there, done that

I have to pretend in sober for like 6 hours

I feel you user

Why not make some memories and be the family trauma for the day? It's much more fun.

Yo I just dipped hard and they definitely knew what was good

Go into the bathroom and crank one out

Nah dude there's gonna be like a confrontation after this one

So whats the problem here? Im always high around my family. Makes them more tolerable.

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So youre like not suppose to be trashed I assume?

Go to bathroom
Post nudes
???
Profit

Take pictures of the hottest woman there and post them.

Yeah I'm supposed to be like "maybe you've had 1-3 drinks" I woke up at .12 and kept going I'm like .23 now

You're doing alright. Try drinking more, it'll balance things out surely!

Well, practice being sober appearing since you cant get undrunk lol. What if you whip out uno and make it a drinking game? every card drawn=1drink. Theyll all be trashed in 10 minutes. Create your destiny op. Be your own god.

That's what I'm saying dude

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Fat or just perspective. Can't tell.

BMI like 27 definitely fat but not like like hamplanet

Try to get some lewd creepshots of female family members. They don't have to be attractive either.

Trying to stumble out of this Dave and Buster's bathroom dude

At least you're honest. Fat but honest.

Tell them about the lizard people. They need to know.

any niggers i can rape?

Exited the bathroom. Bout to play this halo game

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Mad easy dude

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The fuck am I looking at. This isn't Halo.

It's like a light gun arcade game

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based arcade user. I have this at the mall near me.