Post your shitbox
Post your shitbox
nice evo
Why would you buy a pos evo? You're truly retarded
No evo is nice
‘17 FoST
Haha you drive a fucking Ford fuckus
I’ve got one of these
How's the failing transmission?
Doesn’t have a dual clutch so just fine, retard
Still a pos Ford focus
You the Cupra bro from this thread a few days ago ?
Really grippy tyres
Nice mk2, bro!
The ST trans is great
Yes, well one of them. I’m the one with the pretty knackered Cupra.
I'm Australian
Ah I see the Aussies are posting now
Bruh, how the fuck can you tell. There's about 4 MK2 vans, 4 MK2s from shell to driving restoration and a mk1 rolling restored shell. Got a few skylines too, an Evo 9, m3 e36, Celica st185
Kek
Fuck off with your steering wheel on the wrong side bullshit. Faggots!
A '83 RX7 and a '12 MS3
I’ve got an LHD car as well as the Cupra. It’s an E30 325ix.
Haha found the faggot who payed too much for a shitty civic
How do you rate the s2000 nigga? Fast and good handling? I'd love that or mx5 but I just can't shake the social stigma
Bottom one is extremely trashy. Bad idea, user.
Just but a four door civic, they handle exactly the same. Both the s2k and the mx5 are just as faggy as a miata.
>brit so we can't insure 5.0l v8's as first cars
>weighs 975kg or 2150lbs
>flies around corners
>cheap insurance and beats every other entry level youth car out there for less $$$
MX5 is a Miata. Are you an idiot or a child or both?
Bought one of these soon after National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation came out in theaters.
Covered the interior with different magazine photos of Beverly D'Angelo, and jerked off countless time while in the garage.
Great times.
You were trolled, user.
You're the faggot that like miatas
Lies and deception. Not your car.
what
KEK
>yuro toy
Dang. :(
If love to have a low mileage Lumina mpv
roast my beater
You're a faggot for owning it
wow, if that is a true story, you are a fucking old man
Bring it on fags
aye how much did you pay for that cause im looking to buy one and all the good priced ones are fuckin automatics. Idc if its a tt or not.
>revs to 8k
>weighs nothing, especially after you take out seats, spare wheel etc
>6 gear
>sport mod
>can keep up with almost anything on our twisty country lanes becuase you literally don't need to break
>costs 10k new/11k dollars
can i borrow your jeep darling its really hot and a soft top would be nice
Did you make her Pay user?
Also F
You should care if it’s a twin turbo. The 300ZX weighs as much as a small moon and can’t get out of its own way without the turbos. The engine you want makes 280bhp.
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No she looked suitably terrified when she got home so i let her get away with it (as usual)
its either that or a 7mgte mk3 supra
Evo shitbox? Nah!
'12 Honda Fit
Fucking things "been for a drive ? time for a service"
99 BMW 325i coupe
04 BMW 320d wagon (tuned)
06 BMW 330d wagon (tuned)
2017 BMW 330e
You sound like a paki with so many beamers.
Ireland.
Paki's drive shit BMW's
epic plates
Haha faggot
All evos are shitboxes
Found the list of shitboxes
yeah you can bet he votes for the afd
That’s called a Jazz in th UK and is exclusively driven at 18mph by 80 year old men with tweed caps and enormous ears and a tiny Doris in the passenger seat.
You're a a retard
I'm sorry mate
10/10
I fucking love grand nationals
My wife is called Agnes you chav cunt
My lowrider t-bird
You drive a pos s2000 and paid waaaaayyyyyy too much for it. So who's the retard?
My hitbox, as requested.
That mazda is some cringey shit bro
lmao
s2k = pos... what planet is this?
FFFFFFFFF
Did you get it I fixed I had just crashed my truck Like 3 months Ago been Fixing it ever Since
I've almost fixed it I have to get the frame bent tho
Lol this guy loves German cock
There ARE women on Yea Forums! Either that or you're a faggot hairdresser.
Found the dumbass who drives a f1shitty
Boring
The s2000 is a fucking convertible civic and it's from the era of garbage Hondas
same here the frame is bent about 1 1/2 inches forward of the axle and here in England its fucking impossible to find another grill
Found the guy who never gets laid or a lesbian?
EBay faggot
Well, OP asked for a shitbox...
Eeh... its RWD not FWD... it's completely different retard. You only hate s2k's if you hate driving cars, one of the best cars to drive ever.
yeah but a truck needs a nice paint job
You know I was hit in the Front fender Right side too lmao
You said you live in England tho so is the steering while on that side cause if it wasn't then we both Got fucked on the passenger side too lol I'll bring some pics of the damage I guess Gotta get them off my phone tho It'll take a bit Also my frame is bent about 1 1/2" too
Not a single one on there in Great Britain and the breakers in the states will send me shit cos its too much trouble to send it back
(You)
>Found the dumbass who drives a f1shitty
Sorry, I outgrew my LS1 swapped zenki 240 faggots.
You only say that because you've never driven a decent car thats not a Japanese shitbox
Bruh How'd you know am perma Virgin
Ford rangers are gay
Barbie jeep with street tires.
Honda CR-V Prestige '17
You drive a ranger, women laugh at gay minitrucks
Fuck you Pal lmao they're Reliable AF
Yup right hand drive as god intended but the steering survived unscathed already fitted new rad and wings (fenders to you) but the grill is holding me up big time
You have absolutely horrible taste in vehicles
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Have 2 rangers I do
Hahaha the transmission in them is trash and thev4.0 is underpowered and you look like a faggot driving one
Im 5 foot 5 if i lift it 6 inches how am i going to get in ? ( road tyres are quieter on the road mudders drive me nuts)
> (You)
>You have absolutely horrible taste in vehicles
> and here we see the defacto "Look mommy, I'm being edgy on the internet!" post in it's natural habit, having been posted by the cringiest beta cuck known to the world.
What? I can do 140 in my 98 easily I've done tons of stupid shit in mine too I've never had problems I've literally taken it off a cliff
I've literally taken a 3 hour drive to NY at 140 (Slowed downed for state Troopers tho every now and again)
Can't you call the manufacturer and order one or is it discontinued
The TJ ran from 1997 to 2006 the Chinese do cheap (crap quality) wings but i cant find a grill anywhere
Eh... I've owned Jap, German, USA cars... by far the USA cars are worst.
Nah; I just like the gocart, and it has decent comfort for my old bones.
But my car is black.
Miata is the hairdresser car, you sperg
Go to a junkyard and get a new fenders. Put some Goodyear wranglers or something on it and wheel it.
What Year is yours I can help maybe?
Fuck Mazda.
boxer 4 lyf
lol beat one of these in a 1989 cressida with a blown head gasket
The fenders are done i need this
but it will take fucking ages to get here and it will get bent and fucked up en route and there will be import duties to pay as well,as the postage
1998 right hand drive uk spec 4.0
this would fit but its a big risk (been burned before)
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
Niggered up garbage.
Junk yard
im white ty
And you've never been laid. Con fucking gratulations faggot
TJ's werent exactly numerous here in England and the East is the sticks (think of Maryland with even less tarmac)
What a pile of shit
Lol
God damn that build is gay
>open thread fully expecting to see actual buttholes
>not a single one
Aside from the handful of Gambler rigs, I'm disappointed in you all.
Restore that Monte Carlo please
Get lost already. You're literally shitposting
OP said shitbox, not shinebox.
Lol F
My boy.
Pretty stylish, but I'm guessing you're an old fuck in his 50's.
They stuck those skinny Prius tires on your bitch car to make it lose traction and feel more sporty. Then you stuck that retarded wing on it to put more down force on your tiny tires.
You belong here.
You'd need to post a picture of your wife first.
Not my actual car, i don't have the aero package.
Skinny tires are for drifting my dude.
Nah, 25 fam in grad school.
I used to have an XJ40, a 4 litre Sovereign. Most comfortable car I’ve ever owned. Those are some vile wheels on the car you’ve pictured though. You need to lose those ASAP and get it on some standard alloys.
Ok, guess I was only half right then.
haha what
what you mean? like the actual tires or rims?
>Female power xD
>xD
Lol literally. I think people do assume I'm an old guy in the car but I just love classic cars
It's just a 2009 Corolla. Does what I need it to.
Alloys = aluminium rims.
Im British it goes with the territory
>King Ranch
Those leather seats smell great.
Would you mind telling us a brief version what happened?
Was it a decent scenario, or was it pretty boring like "Oh! Haha, no, I was plugging in my iPhone to charge it again but I forgot that the parking brake wasn't on haha"
The wheels. Those wire wheels are horrible.
the car's gotten enough loads already, don't you think?
not mine, but i have one of these, and fuck in the back pretty regularly
why are they horrible?
actually it was my fault i forgot to warn her that the turning circle was bigger than last time she borrowed it because i fitted wheel spacers but she still doesn't know because the guilt is providing better sex and cooking........................
Nice user, post timestamp
Would be awesome
>Door dings
>Hispanic wire wheel covers, complete with brake dust build-up
>Unprotected/untreated plastic trim pieces already oxidizing
What are you thinking? It's great to finally be in your twenties, but you don't need to act so foolishly.
Nice! Thank you, user.
Because a car made in the late 80’s-early 90’s doesn’t belong on wire wheels. They make it look badly hood-modified by someone with no aesthetic taste whatsoever. Similar mods to complement them would be an ill-fitting fibreglass bodykit and faux leopard skin seat covers.
You two should meet up.
I'd put my dick in it
>Hispanic
exactly
thats a car that most would love, miss my fathers t type
Anyone else try sex in a wagon before? Stories?
Literally fucking retarded
Confirming your fucking retardation
Underage b&
13 Sierra Denali 6.2L w/o AFM
AWD puts 420 hp to the wheels
It might make a lot of power but it also weighs a lot and has disastrous aerodynamics. Probably equivalent to 170/180 bhp in a Golf sized car.
>le Troled xD
Hahahahaha that is amazing
Take me on a surprise road trip!
I'm not understanding. What's "hood" about it? I like the wire wheels and the fact there's a jaguar on them
Fuckin' Australians.
They just look fucking abysmal. The extra rubbing strips down the side are bad too.
The GM Dustbuster. A blast from the past.
Thinking about a BRZ
Sexy. Have you put your dick in it?
Paki confirmed.
I don't know fam I think its working out for me so far. I'm more worried about turning it into a hybrid than the wheels tbh
Nice!
Toyota rav 4
lost my virginity in one of those babies
Too scared. Left a nasty hickey on my dick that didn't heal for a couple weeks.
This bitch has torque for days son, stock as is, my truck will hit 0-60 in around 6.5 seconds, granted these trucks do indeed weigh several tons, supercharged these bitches will run 0-60 in around 4.5 seconds.
'06 tibby
VW Golf Clubsport
spam?
its a gay melted dildo I know
You eat paint don't you user
Why did I fucking lose to this?
>not knowing the thrill of driving these six speed go-karts
Faggot
..why?
Kill yourself with the 90s ricer streetglow kid
Poorfag
Chick
Needs a spoiler for more downforce
Clean brah
I knew b/ wouldn't let me down lol