Walk into your bedroom

Unless you are Mikel Jackson

Piss in her mouth

i'd still kiss her even after you do this

Worry I'll get a ban from the mods for having anything to do with her.

Call the police, there's a trespasser in my home.

Pull out gun, force her into a car. Take her to a bank and force her to withdraw as much money as possible.
Use it to buy water and emergency supplies for Dorian victims.
Tape high grit sand paper to my fists and punch her in the face several times.

give egg

Wouldn't you want low grit (density) sandpaper?

Take a bath, and then make her drink the water

wtf why is my bed a bathtub

Yeah whatever type has the biggest rocks, I want there to be craters in that bitches face. Half a lip torn off sort of thing.

She's british, jewish and has herpes.

Fuckin' punch her dead in the jaw!

Confirm penis. Post "I fucking told you so" on Yea Forums

>Oh my fucking yisus this bitch is very ugly without photoshop

I would scream that

Newfag

I cover her and the bed in petrol and light a match

lmao, this man has sanded wood before

You can walk backwards retard

O hi ill be right back sexy!
>go to kitchen, make small incendiary in mason jar, go back to bedroom, place incendiary by corner of bed and start it as I'm stripping. O shoot I forgot condoms. Leave room, take propane tank from bbq and place it by bedroom door and open it just enough to be quiet. Run out of house screaming about the psychotic rapist in my house while in the nude.

Show feeet

Finally someone says it

Torch the sheets and disinfect everything.

> force her to take a bath
> dilute it down to 1:100,000th the potency
> sell the result to ecstatic homeopathic soyboys
> make trillion dorrah

Piss on her
Let her take bath in my tub
Bottle bath water
Sell it to you losers
Profit

Definitely fucking!

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kiss her on the lips and all over her body

Kek

Ask her what it's like to be a sentient tumor

I would fuck her tight pussy

Leave because she has herpes

Newfag

Gas her

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Kys

Make love in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

Depends on the circumstances, is she just sitting/laying their casually, is she trying to seduce me, or something else?

This is either very high level of trolling, or just newfag alert.

Found the American

i would be all like scorn her like
female of low morality, you instagram is still closed, you don't maintain the patreon often enough, yo twitter is silent since that greek diarrhea, get back to work, the rent won't pay itself.
i'm sure it would insert domination and it's a win win situation for my rent and expanses and for her patrons.

Would strip her ass naked and take a picture of that pussy and post it everywhere I could.

Fuck her and cum in her while calling her names
Do it on livestream in front of all of her fans and watch them reeee with jealousy

Insert hard penis in her have wf sit on her face at the same time. Enjoy sex. I assume most of you would call mommy and ask what to do.

A man of the people. You should run for office.

louie ck

The ironic thing is that this exposed the newfags

Best answer

make passionate love

Anal

>falling for people “falling” for the old 360 trick
Betcha think you’re cool cuz you go on Yea Forums huh?

pore water on the witch

i would personally steal all her bath water and sell it online, easy money and i can store all my money in a bank account in panama.

>Put her in my bathtub and create more gamergirl bathwater
>Get rich
>Take nudes of her and auction them out
>Get stupidly rich
>Throw her out of my apartment and then retire.

Oh, hi mark!