Has Yea Forums ever fucked someone famous?

I fingered and almost ducked Emily (Emma) stone in Scottsdale when we were 16

She grew up in my neighborhood and this was a couple years before she got famous. She had already moved to California and was in town for thanksgiving. She was brought to my fitness party by her friends.

Literally all skin and bones kind of nerdy at the time. I’m proud of her she is a nice person and did good for herself.

She probably doesn’t even remember

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I don’t know what this isn

>fitness party

Goddamn friend’s party

Goddamn phone

>almost ducked
Feel bad for you, but at least you fingered her. Better than nothing. What happened?

>almost ducked
You go, Donald

Two "D" celebs... I did a lot of production work in LA, so met a lot of celebs. I had zero game but had a great house and lots of $. With those two things, I was able to sleep with 2 celebs.
Liberte Chan back in 2014
Messy Stench in 2008

Liberte was better in bed overall, but Messy gave the better blowjob.

Drunkness and being kids.

We were in a room and would have gone all the way but her friends busted in and broke it up and took her home. Pretty cliched high school bullshit all around.

Next time, close the door.

who's that?

> stolen from the mob
Thinks they'd get away with it??

you're asking that on /b? Most here are still virgins

I worked for the caterer that did an after party for destiny's child. The one that had a bad red dye job fucked and sucked me in her room as a "tip" she seemed to find it adorable that I had no clue who she was. I'm still not 100% on what literally any of their songs are.

10/10 head
Pussy was kinda loose but she some mad muscle control

Was closed, should have locked it.

Hold on let’s me hop in my time machine and go back 16 years

slept with quite a few girls, some got pretty far in life

- local politician (city council)
- former world class cyclist
- president of a well known nation wide organisation

Did she gave you a bj at least? Feel her tits?

I used to have a realtor FWB.
Over lunch I would go to her house and fuck.
She is part owner in a company.

I cornholed Rita Repulsa. Shit was cash.

Are gayfags allowed to post here? I’ve been with several pro and semi pro hockey players (Canadian so yeah), and also a few musicians that fellow Canadians may have heard of.

>feel her tits?

What tits lel???

But yes and yes, I fingered her she sucked me off for a bit then we were going to go all the way and her stupid highly friends ran in and stopped the whole thing and they left

If story is true, I will kill myself honestly. You lost the only opportunity of fucking a Oscar Winner actress. You will never do nothing so big, even close.

>I will kill myself honestly

LOL.

>user fucks Emma
>she gets preggo
>doesn’t get her acting break

She wasn’t anything at the time she was just some skinny teenager that lived a few streets over when we were growing up.

I went on to bang hotter chicks than her and now I’m married with a kid on the way, a career I love and a nice house.

I’m happy for her she is now a great actress and richer than god but I don’t sit around lamenting that one time I almost banged Emma stone.

Much more to life my man. It is a cool story though

Didn't fuck, but possibly could have Joanna Angel. She was a guest a my house a few times. Extremely polite and just overall very nice.

>she was a nice and polite house guest

Could have totally fucked her bro...

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She's not that famous and I have nothing to prove it with, but some years ago I fucked pic related; up and coming Danish pop artist.

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>Your wife is a nobody about noboby cares.
>You has the chance to fuck a A+ list Actress.
wow, so hard to choose

I am a boy, she is a girl, can i make it any more obvious?

Only women derive their worth from the person who fucks them. Are you a woman?

Furthermore I don’t know what your point is, an a list actress sucked my dick but we were both just kids at the time

Found the incel

Who is this?

>little kids believing love is everything, the thread
Wow, never thought Yea Forums was so normie and innocent. Looks like reddit.

I fucked Christine Evangelista. She was dating a friend of mine and we had a 3some. Fucked her behind his back a few times.

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Yea Forums is normieland, dude. Old good times are gone for ever.

Shitty friend

he was a shitty friend too.

Run around fucking like some whore is the most normie blue pilled bullshit imaginable

If you ever actually find yourself in a place where you have lots of easy access to pussy, assuming you aren’t a guttural soft Brian animal the novelty of random slurs to fuck wares off extremely quickly if you spend more than a year of your life enjoying such meaningless shit it just makes you a pleb incapable of higher and more important life pursuits.

fair deal then

Shut up, normie, and go back to redddit and keep living your boring normie life. Honestly, and jokes and memes aside, you don't belong here.

I dated Sabrina Gadecki in the mid 90's and got a few BJs, never any penetration because Jesus.

>Jesus
her boyfriend?

WTH just read

I fuck some pornstar, did it count?

truly underrated post

Go away, Donald.

I thought summer was over? Don’t you kids have homework or something. You should be doing?

You just made me rock hard user. I've had the host for this slut for years.

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oh, the irony

Do sopranos count?
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Chan feom channel 5? nice. I bet all that yoga paid off. did she have massive asian bush?

>normies hate being called normies
>they have a normie life
>they talk and think like normies

I will never understand that.

Who?

I fucked my city's ex-mayor. Also fucked a port commissioner and a library commissioner.

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Was Liberte married at the time?

Bill Murray

Some normies are retarded. They hate their life, yet they keep living their shitty life. Hard to explain.

You are full of shit or half a fag. Im married and I miss random sluts so bad

I had Passionate Protected sex with Amber Scott!

Fucked the queen of England. Was on vacation there last year.

oldfag here.
Fucked Suzy Favor the olympic runner when she was doing escorting in Vegas.
She had a killer body and fucked like a pornstar

No one will ever believe you

Graham Norton

Bill Cosby

How would you know? He drugged you?

I had a decent fling with a semi famous insta thot. Not celebrity status though.

I fucked someone from being me the horizons wife before they were together. Nothing more exciting than that unfortunately

Bring me the horizon's*

Yeah, Alicia Silverstone. In high school.

Um, who is this? Sorry I'm not up on my child celebs.

lol, I was wondering what level of crossfit you had to reach to have fitness parties

Holy fuck what a fag, go back to

Source for the gif?
I need to fap to this.

lady in background's face

What is the op? She’s hot tho

webcam model with 300k subscribers on chaturbate. Before she became a webcam model

What organization? Why not just name these people?

Wholesome LARP

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I fucked Natascha Encinosa a couple of years ago, one week before I turned 21. She's not really that famous, but she's an instathot with a fair amount of followers and I've seen her posted on Yea Forums many times.

i fucked some french pornstars. famous or not so famous
erika wolf, not really famous
anna polina, famous
claire castel, famous
was almost ten years ago
my ex gif was working at dorcel, big french porn studio, that's how i met the two last girls. the first one was living in my town

Utada Hikaru back in the summer of 2001. From late May to late August. She was amazing. Sex might have seemed vanilla to you guys bit it was extremely sensual. She apparently wrote a song about our time together.

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You have a healthy attitude about this. Your critics see sex solely as a game of conquest, and feel you missed a big one. You see sex as a human experience. I'm with you on this one (and I've had sex with a woman who millions of people felt they sort of knew--but it was a relationship, not a conquest).

SPILL
THE
TEA

They are just young and horny

Smashed Mila Kunis when we were both at Fairfax High. Totally didn’t deserve her but we’re both ex-Soviet and I guess she felt something for me.

Either way, she’s a really wonderful person and I can’t say enough about her.

Been here 10+ years, never ever seen a more summer/new fag post. That truly takes the fucking biscuit.
You have no idea, little man. No idea.

Thing is, someone must have fucked Bill Murray. How annoying would it be if you really had fucked him, but no one ever believed you?
But no, clearly this person lied.
Or did they?

No.
Really?

Uh-huh

>and I've had sex with a woman who millions of people felt they sort of knew

who?

not fucked but kyle kashuv sent me dick pics

This sadly

I've fucked the newspaper editor for my state's second largest paper. Does that count?

Also a Suicide Girls model, but... yeah.

this is legit, two of the girls leaked

Anybody remember Wendy the Retard from Howard Stern? I fucked her sister once, kind of a crazy night. She was much cuter in person in my opinion although the sex was enjoyable but kind of raunchy

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I fucked Zoe Quinn.

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what pro's?

I got a blowjob from Charli XCX in college, she didn't even let me cum in her mouth.

>What was the song?

Older brother went to UTEP with
Mia Khalifa before she had any tits.
My brother is one of the reasons why
she will never do anal because my
brother stuck his dick up her ass and
got a thick chili dog but nevertheless
came inside her and treated her like
utter trash. He kept her as a cock sleeve
until he got another better girl to replace
her because he told her she was flat
as a board. I met her several times
very shy and dumb makes sense why
she got a bachelors in History dumb
bitch. Still have her number if she hasn’t
changed phones that be good tho.
She is as dumb as a sack of potatoes

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I got fucked over by taylor swift, does that count?

Holy shit, greentext please?

Anyone know who the girl is in OP's gif? Please and thanks

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I knew it, all leafs are faggots.

Some people aren't brainlets who base a person's worth on how hard they get shilled by Jewish Hollywood execs.

Bullshit.

If reall I hope it's found a nd posted

Need sauce on this

2008

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are all of you faggots in this thread boomers or something lmao

No faggot will ever know

Kissed her only
She is mean
And smells

wow, this is too edgy.

Heard she smells like ass
Plus she can’t even take dick thank god she’s gone from the industry and some swedish fuck can deal with her.

Yep she was nice

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Alice Glass from some shit canadian band back in 2010.

Concert was done, I was friends with the organizer of the venue, joined them in the afterparty, shared some coke with her after that cuck Ethan left with some locals and ended up dicking her in the bathroom.

6/10, enhanced by the morbo.

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I fucked Hilary Clinton last year. Her cunt is way tighter than you'd expect. She slipped a finger in my ass too, that wily girl

We met at the barber. We have the same barber. The barber knows both of us. We did not have intercourse at the barber. The barber does not know about it.

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She is big like holly shit big and deep

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wasn't that an entry requirement for all game journalists

More than /b will ever know.
6-7 years ago, I played a game here and dropped hints as to what my identity is and when it was accurately figured out, I proved it with pics. Track that thread down in the archives and then ask yourself Yea Forumsros, not has he fucked any celebs but how many?
Later fags

You're lucky she didn't cry rape

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its a scene from dancing bear

Wowowow yes let's get right on that !!! I literally can not wait

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You're not RDjr

Nah I am a nobody, all I have are my looks.

>anyone remember some random bimbo from sterns overrated garbage
No

What do her tits look like?

She shaved?

Any more details?

You will never beat my number no one will ever do it was so high I got a Ban from the Heavens

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Why are you posting a shit tier IPA?

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Too bad she turned into a vapid cunt.

Keep larping mcpoodle. The archives arent specific to /soc/ fags.
Regardless, lets analyize ypur worthlessness.
>years ago
>I on Yea Forums
>haven't moved on
Pathetic.

Small perky tits, trimmed.

She was just an average chick really, but you know how it is, ""celeb"" status makes them more desirable.

Fully naked? Where you finish?

the is legit

You're getting creepy man.

But I have nothing to do right now, so I'll humour you.
No, not fully naked, she had a black skirt and a shitty black band shirt, just pulled both things up high enough and fucked her against the wall from behind. Finished in a condom inside her, no chance I'm catching whatever she was picking up in each town.

Simple and clean