Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Emma Watson standing there
Wat do?

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Get out you roastie whore

Ask what she's doing there.

Realize I’ve been rejected before I even noticed her standing there, so sleep on the couch

Put foil hat on.

I've never felt bad for someone on Yea Forums but thats some next level rejection

Tell her Harry Potter sucks ass. Escort her out of my home. Kiss her goodnight. Close and lock door. Turn off porch light. Leave her in the dark. Alone.

change my sharted shorts

DODGE THIS BITCH
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fill ass. rinse. repeat.

ask her to suck my cock

a little ballsuck

Lock the door, call all my black friends.. live stream the bbc gangbang

bangbus

birdshot buckshot birdshot slug slug slug penis.

Do 360, fix her bowl of eggs and offer to drive her home, tip my fedora, cum buckets.

Sold her as slave to Saudi Arabia

I'd ask her to show me her pubic hair!

Call the cops then sue her for scaring me and for breaking in.

Go on Yea Forums and start shitposting

Gas the kikes

Ask: do you like anal sex? Then lock the doors.

Ask her what the fuck was the point in fucking Harvey Weinstein if she's such a SHIT tier actress that they had to CGI tears for her in Beauty and the Beast.

And the follow up question: if she knows the difference between an Oscar and a Woody if she expects to win an award based ONLY on sucking Jew cock.

Then add: "You're old and irrelevant. Your vagina is used up and you're a has-been. Literally Madonna tier. Quietly lie down and die."

panic a little bit

ask "literally who are you?"

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