Only virgins can post in this thread

Nun?

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>34
>male

I haven't even been on a date with a woman. The worst is that the opportunities have been there. In college, I had a thing for this girl from highschool I was "friendzoned" by, so I turned all the girls who expressed interest in me down. I even passed up a guaranteed fuck because i'm a retard:

>be 24
>first year of grad school
>friends with gril in class
>start texting and she's very flirty
>don't reciprocate because i didn't want to betray "my girl"
>one night she calls me at 11pm, asks if i want to come over and play board games
>asks me to bring beer
>I go because i like board games
>we play monopoly with her two roommates
>I win, naturally
>roommates go to sleep
>chilling and drinking on her bed alone, door closed
>gets really close to me
>puts hand on my thigh
>says "soo....what do you want to do now?"
>I ask if she means another game
>she says "nooo, lets do something else"
>grips leg harder
>I say "oh I know, lets go for a walk before bed"
>we go for a fucking walk
>get back, it's 3 in the morning
>she tries again
>my retarded ass keeps cockblocking itself
>eventually she frustratedly sighs, gets a sleeping bag out of the closet
>i sleep on the floor

every time I remember this I realize I deserve to be a virgin and my cock should be confiscated and given to someone who knows how to use it

Why are you all still virgins

many reasons

jesus fucking christ

43 m

most ive gotten is a peck on the face.

>feels bad man

because women refuse to have sex with me, mostly

Let’s hear them? Remember whatever type of male you are there’s women on equal social standing

You must be going for the wrong women, lower your standards

Holy shit.
I know this won't make you feel better but I have a handful of stories just like yours, not betray my crush who was lying.

Eternal virgins are the same.
What made us this way?

I think the same thing bro, I'm punished for the sin of virginity and kicking the chances given to me.

oh by the way that girl i obsessed over from highschool?

she found out I was "saving myself" for her all throughout college and told me never to talk to her again or she'd file for a restraining order.

my standards are basically "has a pulse", and i'm not into corpses.

I have asked a 300+ pound girl (very ugly except for the massive tits) known to be a slut on a date. She laughed in my face.

>short
>not that attractive
>depressed
>socially awkward
>not that good with women beyond the same chit-chat I have with everyone else
The way I see it, I'm not physically attractive so there's no point in trying to change what I can. At most I can expect someone to settle for me, but I'd rather be alone before that happens.

The demographic is older then expected here. Also stop being faggots maybe someone will fuck you

No confidence
No self esteem
Self hatred
No social skills

Do you come off as creepy? What are your social skills like?

i've been told i "look like a pedophile". I'm overweight, balding, and when someone tries to talk to me my mouth instantly goes bone dry and I feel like i'm going to throw up and just kind of stutter at them until they leave.

You can work on your body, dress sense, haircut etc and make yourself much more attractive
Work on social skills, have goals and ambitions in your career

All of these will help

Also you say you’re not physically attractive and bad at talking to women
There is unattractive women you are socially poor too
Fuck them

All can be worked on

Underage

Lose weight, shave the head tight and grow a beard, dress better

All of this will help with confidence and help with your dry mouth thing

How?
I even have a nice paying job and I'm still a virgin.

I have also been told I have a bizarre shaped head, and when I had friends they told me i'd look "ridiculous" with my head shaved.

>socially awkward
>anxiety for pretty much anything, especially around women
>realize I have a small penis, worsting those conditions
>can't even attempt to talk with girls without going full retard
>girls show interest and the only thing I can think about is running away
pretty much that

Work out, get better dress sense, better haircut

Make yourself look better and you’ll be more confident in yourself which will help with everything

Being confident makes you more attractive

Plenty of ugly dudes who are confident with good looking girls

You still gonna take their advice after you stopped being friends with them? Shave that shit, hit the gym and get some puss, my man.

I have everything you said except confidence

Hair transplant, or try get on the big 3 (finasteride, minoxidil, can’t remember the name of the shampoo)

I personally have a small head and started receding, hoped on fin and have the best hair I’ve had in years

Your penis probably isn’t as small as you think

Then work on your confidence

Basically just convince yourself you are the fucking shit, because you are

No hes not

4.5"
I know isn't a useless micro penis but still, that really affected me when I was younger. It doesn't bother me anymore, tho.
And yes, I know all about the "you can please her in other ways"

>You can work on your body, dress sense, haircut etc and make yourself much more attractive
I've been going to the gym for a while now but mostly due to health reasons. Everything else's been done already and it changed literally nothing. I'm not exactly an absolute slob who neglects his looks, looking good goes a long way into maintaining whatever shred of self-esteem I have left so I make an effort to look presentable.
>Work on social skills,
Kinda hard when people make an effort not to interact with me. There's just something about me that repels people, it's probably something in my demeanour.
>Have goals and ambitions in your career
Finishing college and getting a job to make enough money to complete my bucket list are my goals.

I've already accepted my place in life, I'm just trying to make the most out of it while I still have things I want to do.

I have no idea how

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>35
>male

I grew up in a super strict southern baptist family. No dating, no hanging out anywhere with women unless I had a chaperone chosen by my parents.

My father and the father of a girl my age agreed that it would be great if we got married, so I was basically told that when we both turned 18, that's what would happen. Me and that girl were friends, but we never were allowed to talk outside of church.

anyway, fast forward to age 18 and she goes off to college, becomes an atheist liberal feminist and basically disowns her parents. I tried reaching out and she told me to "get out while you still can" but didn't want to ever talk to me again.

Her parents were furious and felt really bad about it. I chose to stay in the church and hoped something else like that would come up, but every other adult was either married already and pumping out kids or too old for me, and they weren't going to hook up the fat 30 year old with an 18 year old, and kids that stay in the church that long are super rare nowadays anyway.

so yeah, I'm just kind of coasting, wondering if I'll ever have a family of my own. I am a huge disappointment to my parents even though they acknowledge it wasn't my fault. I think deep down they expected me to rebel and find a girl on my own even if it wasn't a church girl, but I didn't, so...oh well.

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>beta: wants to be perfect, have all the answers
>alpha + beta: does not like to fail
Great chart

This was painful to read

Checking in, im makign no effort to find a woman till i own my own property.

Problem with that is ill probably end up with gold diggers, id still rather live alone for a few years before worrying about a partner anyway.

Sad story

Imagine identifying with user how painful it is

bullshit, you'll just make another excuse to put it off when you do get your own property. Hell, you're already making one wwith your "gold digger" shit

just do it now

Bump

>19
>Male
>Virgin

I'm not gonna fuck people until I can make a decent income. If I have a child this early, I'm fucked.

I respect that.

ever hear of a condom dipshit

I'm also fat and don't want to have sex. I'll probably get accused of rape since I'm very unlikable.

Have a kid and you'll figure things out.
Putting off starting a family is the dumbest move ever.
>pic related

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Don't be a male feminist.
If she enjoys it then it's not rape.

Why is that a dumb idea?
Just saying it's a dumb move without any reason is worthless.
Yeah people trust women over me. Porn is good enough for me anyhow.

Porn is never good you collosal faggot.
Because 25 years old is more or less the cut off age for having your first child.
You are 5 years away.
Not a lot of time.
So make your move you dummy.

All you have to do is not be a dumbass. Don't fuck drunk girls, make sure they consent.

Girls are not all evil scheming bitches out to get you. They won't accuse you of rape unless you actually did it or if they have something to gain or want revenge. If you're just some random dude and treat them right you have nothing to worry about

You can still get a girl and just not fully fuck. My wife and I didn't have sex until we got married (26-ish), even though we got together when I was 20 or so. It was mostly because we were worried about kids, and didn't want to pay for birth control.

However, I will say that sex is probably better when you're younger, or else it just became so unimportant in the relationship. We rarely have sex these days, and it's probably at least related to us not doing while dating. So maybe I wouldn't recommend that course of action.

>we rarely have sex these days

with each other, maybe, but she's definitely getting it on the side. Sorry user.

>Girls are not all evil scheming bitches out to get you.
>They won't accuse you of rape unless you actually did it or if they have something to gain or want revenge.
>If you're just some random dude and treat them right you have nothing to worry abou
While you're not wrong that's how virgins feel

>24
>m
>virgin

Ehh, I want to focus on businesses and money than women anyways. 5 years is still a long time.

>18
>M
>No shit

Made out with a girl last night at a concert, probably could have boinked but wasn't in the mood after moshing

>19
>male
>yeah

>Basically, I'm just in bad shape and have a small dick. I'm fairly social and i love talking to peiple and making friends regardless of gender but I just always fuck it up and never even end up in situations where I could possibly get laid.

>21
>Male
>Virgin
Was thinking about paying a hooker next month but I don't know

the longer you wait the less likely it is going to happen. A lot of girls would find a 19 year old virgin endearing and get off on taking it. once you start getting into the 25+ year old virgin territory it's a whole different story.

Ouch dude just ouch. Not even i could have fucked that one up bro. But really it's not the end of the world either.

>18
>No, that why I'm a virgin
>yah

i did when i was 24. If you think it will help, do it, but don't expect it to fix your problems. The same things keeping you from having sex now will still be there after you bang the whore.

Don't fall in the rut I did where you are just content fucking hookers your whole life. Sure I have a very active sex life, but not one I can ever talk about and it's with women who view me as nothing but a bag of money they are going to exchange for their next fix.

hey man just wanted to say, I'm 5'7 and 190 pounds,dress like homer Simpson every day, and think that I'm ugly as fuck personally, but I've still got a girl, the key is self-confidence,if you see a hot girl that you like, go talk to her, worst case scenario she says no and literally nothing has changed, go try talking to another girl, and ANYWHERE works, at McDonald's? do it. collage class? do it. cvs/cost co parking lot? do it and if you don't want to because you don't want to embarrass yourself? remeber:
A. if she dosent keep tlaking to you or shuts you down you're litteraly never gonna see her again, and if you do she won't remember you
B. Youre gonna be dead in 50 or so years anyways
C. if you belive in eco shit, the worlds ending in 15 years anyways

also, if you don't have anything to talk about, just saying that you think they are attractive and you wanted to talk to them will work too, power move

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the saying "it's not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean" is true, you don't need a huge dick to pound her shit

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I started kicking myself the moment I laid down on the floor. Like I decided this is stupid, why am I sleeping on the floor when I could be in bed fucking a hot girl. Not like the girl I was obsessed with would ever know. I debated getting up and trying to make a move but I didn't, I figured there was no way to come back from that. Looking back I was probably right, I made it WAY too fucking weird and she wasn't even close to that desperate that she'd look past that.

Just time when you both finish then?

>world ending in 15 years

do you honestly believe that? Are you retarded

I'm happy for you bro, but I'm a 5'3 manlet and am shorter than most girls. I'd legit look like a kid if it weren't for my facial hair and body frame, which for some reason is better than I'd ever hope to have. The sheer ridiculousness of me approaching a girl that wouldn't even acknowledge my presence otherwise is enough to be off-putting to them. I've already tried a few times and got mocked and rejected for it, getting continuously rejected isn't good for my mental health.
>Youre gonna be dead in 50 or so years anyways
If everything goes as planned, it'll be 10 instead. I don't feel like living beyond the time I need to experience the things I still want to experience.

Y not fuck a whore?

They could have STDs

Sounds fake

Yes, I know... Thing is, I just kinda gave up, I'm no longer interested in pursuing a sexual life. If it happens good, if not, I couldn't care less anymore

>22
>m
>Y
I did have a girlfriend but she basically used me to have a place where she and her best friend can crash. Always said she loves me, I then found out she was fucking other dudes behind my back. Ever since, my self esteem is down the drainer and I can't trust people anymore. I do want a relationship, but I don't think I'm willing to take risks anymore.

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You must understand that it can very well be real but that also virgins understand the world differently, you tell them day and they hear night.

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>Only virgins can post in this thread
>Age
>Sex

>Sex

>SEX
No, obviously not if you are a virgin

Fucking retards

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>20
>male
>virgin

You are a retard
>Organisms of many species are specialized into male and female varieties, each known as a sex.

you wouldn't be the first one to think i can't possibly be that bad at life, but I am/was. I left out some details like getting caught going through her underwear on a trip not long before that point and other creepy shit, but everything i wrote is 100% true.

>20
>m
>y
What could i say. I could get laid if i wanted but the risk seems too high to me. At the end there is more pain that pleasure regarding love, especially knowing how mean most women can be.

Just turned 30, most of my friends got laid or are married. Feels bad man.

Know what feels bro.

I also had the chance in the past but was too idiot to realize.

Nice quads.
Yeah, it sucks how they talk about their families and you are just standing there silent and then you get up and leave because you're such an outcast

Ya'll can't go calling things the same name damnit!

You silly fucks!

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John 14:6 kjv
>Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Accept Jesus into your heart and get saved today anons :)

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sorry, no homo

>be me
>25
>girl begs me to go out
>she literally wants my dick
>don't because obsessed with skunk bitch from office
>this goes from years
>I quit job
>after years I call her
>she answers
>still has my phone
>talk
>user it was nice hearing you
>I'm getting married
>don't call me again
This happened way too many times
I'm stupid

F

What I wouldn't give to have all these chances you guys seem to completely waste...

Because they're incel mongs

I'm back, who wants to make a company about Yea Forums virgins dating other Virgins?

sorry, no homo

a comedy you meant?

I'm not incel, I'm a volcel

Phimosis broski. I'm too complacent to do anything about it.

That's a better even idea. Can we do it fellow comrades or are you guys too lazy.

All you have to do is get some steroid creams and stretch the skin you lazy fuck. You're cockblocking yourself for no good reason.

I would like to meet you guys
No homo
Are you europoors?

These thots arent worth my time good ole hand works for free

I said the same shit until it happened to me. You don't know whether you'll be able to seal the deal or completely blow it until you are put in it. I am the guy inthe post he quoted and I even brought a condom. Before I got there I was totally prepared for the idea of having sex, but once it got real my brain just shut off.

I actually have the cream in my cupboard right now. Fresh tube. Complacency/Depression is a demon.

This user speaks truth. You literally will never get a girl if you don't talk to any.

Scotland reporting in, any Britibongistaners here?

So celebate you retard

i live in switzerland but im an amerifag

I haven't even bought or touched a condom and I'm a 39 yo virgin

Look at it this way, you will have accomplished something that'll bring you happiness if you bring yourself to fix the problem. You can still be a depressed fuck like I am but at least you'll have a dick that functions properly.

wow, u mad bro? want me to call your mommy?

The problem is it requires consistency. You can't use the cream one day and stretch. Gotta use it for a few days then stretch for a week or two minimum. I lose motivation so fast.

i buy them once in a while, kind of to try and motivate myself to use them before they expire, but every time i end up just jerking off with them.

>20
>M
>virgin

Unrelated but I want to see if this is true, I heard a rumor that if you are a Jojo fan you are more likely to be laid than a regular anime fan.

I know. It's kinda like hitting the gym, you won't see gains or progress until you've put a decent amount of time into it. But the prospect of seeing those gains is what motivates me to keep going. I reckon the prospect of your dick functioning properly could be a good source of motivation. Or maybe not I guess, it depends on how far gone you are. It took me a whole year to pump myself up to hit the gym, maybe it'll take you longer to start working on yourself too.

fuck off weeb

I work on myself just in different areas. I've gone this long without sex, I don't feel like I'm missing out hugely. I know it'll be great and fantastic. I've seriously considered getting the snip out of laziness.

>20
>M
>V
I had a gf once in hs, but never tried to escalate things. I realize now that she was probably super horny and really wanted to take things to the next level, but I didn't realize then because 'tism. Also we didnt have a place to do it, really.

>19
>male
>get fucked by my gf that i love on a daily basis
Whoever you’re trying to get, just remember that they’re a person too

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Actually appreciate the encouragement.

Ehh that’s not necessarily true, but some may ask questions and genuinely be curious. Though I take that as them feeling for potential red flags, I don’t blame them tbh.

18
Male
Virgin
Have gf, just reluctant to get funky because she's really nervous about it. I'll get there eventually.

Hair trasplant? Just for getting a fucking whore?

Idk man but some people have other goals in life.

I may be a virgin, but I like vaginas not dicks.

male 23

1000 needles

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this

>20
>M
>been a virgin for over 2 years now
feelsbadman

>been a virgin for over 2 years now
that's not how it works

>been a virgin for over 2 years now
u what??

>18
>F
>Yes
desperately looking to finally loose it ;^)

5'7", 100lbs, 35/27/33

You mean incel in denial.

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>Mfw my penis has felt many vaginas

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hehehehe

1000 needles

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Not a virgin but can definitely relate to making retarded decisions and blowing it for yourself. The first time a girl came on to me it was a black chick I know, we had smoked a blunt and were walking along abandoned train tracks. All of the sudden the bitch tells me to whip my dick out, for some reason I assumed it was a trick and refused for like 15 min by the time I took it out I guess she lost interest in my retarded ass cause she just called me a horsedick ass nigga and kept walking. I'm 10000 percent sure if I just did what she wanted she would have at least sucked my cock right there. Why am I like this?

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> 47
> this morning
> virgin because born in September

>M
>29
>became a virgin two years ago

Why not pay for sex,i find girls pretty easy but i still fuck with prostitutes some times specialy in nightclubs i like the felling,dont do often becouse i dont have much money

Paying for affection and have it be the only way I can have someone would make me feel like even more of a failure.

meh, I rather stay virgin. paying for sex is like buying a trophy or playing those p2w games.
sure, if your already had sex, it may not be as bad, just another addiction, I guess

I always see this argument and tbh I think you’re correct

When I broke up with an ex that was my first I was in Amsterdam a week later with the lads

Got a brazzer and felt like shit thinking “is this the only sex I’m gonna get now”

Luckily I rode some Scottish bird the next night and felt better instantly

But I can see it affecting you worse if it was your first and only for a long time

>32
>Male
>Straight virgin - I've had gay sex

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nigga, u gay

I love cock in me, so that's pretty gay, but I don't actually like men which makes me less gay.

I consider myself straightish with a gay sex fetish

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ok...

oGAY

>20
>male
>virgin

i haven't left my room in the last like 4 years so i don't really blame myself, i can't really do much because i live a few miles from civilization, let alone talk to people, i don't have my diploma or a license and im mostly surprised i haven't killed myself yet

move near civilization?

let me do that in my new car that i bought with my cool space job, im just going to join the military because i can die and i can get paid its basically win win

26 male virgin

>join the military
>can die
>get paid
sound like a fair trade to me

all those people in their 20s or less posting here like they have no hope...
It's not to late for you, my duds. Go outside and get laid. Do it before it's too late.

>22
>Male

>16
>m
>Virgin

i come off as an asshole without even trying how to i fix this?

u can't, deal with it

>29
>F

>21
>f
>virgin

depression, insecurity and sense that i'm not good enough for anyone due to people treating me like shit a lot of my life, don't have a job or qualification so waiting until i sort myself out first.

22
M

I've never been in a serious relationship i broke up with my last gf cause she had sex with my best freind and got pregnant, had to get and abortion.

wanna fix that?

dibz

yes but need more confidence and to lose some body image issues

>29
>m
>virgin
>diapers chastity femdom light rejection all fetishes
>life is pretty good (:

like what?

I've been wanting to fix it for 3 years but am terrified that the dude will just laugh at my naked body

well, if you wanna fuck with some top model...
lower your standards

A;ways feel I'm not good enough, that I need to lose weight. i've been with guys and done oral but never comfortable enough to take my clothes off and have sex

my standards are as low as they can get but it still doesnt negate the fact that i hate my body ????

I'm the same, except men would have sex with a fat girl with no problems while no woman really want a fat guy.
so, unless you are 500lbs, you should be ok

>33
>M
>Virgin

Not really interested in it, honestly. I might get a surrogate to carry my child if I decide to have one or whatever. I'll get married to another asexual probably.

so gay?