Okay, gaylords, riddle time

Okay, gaylords, riddle time.

There's this guy, let's name him John and he want to go pick apples. The appletree is on a small island across a lake. So he takes his trusty ladder and goes his merry way.

However, when he comes to the lake, he finds there's a thin layer of ice on it because of the coming winter. It's too thick to swim, but too thin to walk on.
How does John get apples?

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by going to the store like a normal person.

By using his trusty ladder as a skid to distribute his weight more evenly. Alternately, by breaking the ice in front of him and using said trusty ladder to clear a path in front.

Not the correct answer

Also no

It's a lake. It's a bordered body of water. He walks around it.

for lunch at the mental hospital he's in for thinking there are apples in winter

Well, I did say the appletree was on an island...

Anyway, here's the answer:
Apples don't grow in the winter

the fuck you mean its not the correct answer. i buy apples from stores all the god damn time.

Correct!

Here's the next:

You are in a room with 3 switches. Each switch controls a lightbulb in the next room. You don't know which switch controls which bulb, but you want to find out.
However, you can't see into the next room, you are alone and once you leave the room with the switches, you can't go back.

What do you do?

You also said it was over the lake. Not in the middle of the lake.

Also, the question wasn't "why can't John go pick apples" it was "how can John get apples". Ergo is a correct answer.

You're not very good at riddles.

>What do you do?

Seek help for your autism.

Dude, I'm just here to have fun.
Try some, perhaps you'll like it.

Tits for attention.

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Leave switchg A on for 5 min, turn off, turn B on
Bulb A will be hot, Bulb B on, and bulb C off

Unless you live in a 1st world country where they use LED bulbs.

Give up, because you don't know tge current state of the switches

Walk into the next room with the switches.

They still get hot

Correct!

Walk around the shoreline, it’s across the lake not in the middle

Go to home Depot. Hire a wetback to get his back wet. If he doesn't make it. Take another trip to home Depot

Yeah, yeah, join the other sourpuss. Start a club, get mad together..

REEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee! "He said lake!"

Do I get 10$ PayPal if I solve a 3rd one?

Op posts shitty riddle.
>Just having fun
Ok. That's cool you didn't pretend your ignorance was bait. Welcome to Yea Forums

You're a fucking moron.
1) Apples are generally picked when in the fall. When it's fucking cold. So, it's entirely plausible that there'd be ice on the water if you were going to pick apples.
2) There's nothing clever about this.
3) Walk around the lake.
4) The areas where apple trees are most prevalent have almost no lakes. The naturally occurring freshwater that exists is in the form of streams and rivers and those are in the mountains.

Wow, "a fucking moron" no less..

I guess riddle time is over..

Why is everyone so butthurt? Start another pornthread with traps and furries while crying that /b is dying, you sad piece of shit

You are the cancer killing Yea Forums. You think you're some hero saving this place. You're not.

harvesttotable.com/winter_apple_varieties/

You are an extreme little fellow, aren't you?

Easy to throw a tantrum, because someone else thinks differently than you do..

You're the "stop liking what I don't like"-guy.

Yeah, I think you're reeaaal succesful in life..

I have an apple orchard.
14 ponds and 3 lakes on my 1500 acres bordering blm land.

Also. Deer like to eat apples. I like to eat deer. Fair trade.

A bus left the Scarlet Devil Mansion;
three people boarded at the start.
At Hakugyokoru, one person left and half a person boarded.
At Yakumo-san's house, two people left;
So how many passengers in total?

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Actually fags like who who only showed up because people broke rules 1&2 are the cancer so.
Fuck off and die irl new friend

Me and half a person.
Half a corpse would empty a buss and if not simply that when I started beating my dick raw even the driver would leave

Cheers, mate

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Hey windowpane. Do you remember.
How sweet it use to be

It's not winter in the riddle. Fall gets thin ice with edible apples fucknuts
Fucking op

Wrong!
Youmou (picture related) who lives in Hakugyokoru is half ghost, hence half a person.


Also LEWD! (and when did you get on the buss?)

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>Complains about people being butthurt
>Is literally butthurt

How's the view from up there on that horse m8?

Rolling for #1or #5

Ghost's are not half persons.
They're imaginary.

Why do so many people like those soap opera weeb cartoons?

Here's a riddle.
How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wait until apples grew next year, its fucking winter!

It's not from a cartoon it's from a video game (well the riddle is from a song based on a video game)
And complaining about weebs and weeb topics on a site founded to discuss anime and manga is kind of retarded IMO

I know it's not 10 because my cellar is still dark.

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You're retarded in my opinion.

Also. B was founded on randomness, not anime foolish youngling.
But you got here after moot left so what do you even know

Depends how high your celings are
Keep stacking user. Let there/ b/light

>foolish youngling.
I wish I was a youngling, I'm 33 and been here since my mid to late teens.

This is 100% the correct answer haha love it