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Serious cyclists are the fucking worst cunts imaginable. If you want a glimpse into how mean spirited and fake they can be read any forum about their shitty "gear" and lol through the tears of confusion at the faggery.

I ride a cheap bike around side streets for fun about every other weekend. I wish people didn't have to take something good and fuck it to death with obsession culture. If I didn't live 40 miles from work because of urban sprawl, and I wouldn't need to shower after the ride, I might take my bike to work and save some gas, but because literally everyone else drive some kind of SUV around, why bother?

Ban bikes from car roads, use bike lanes

>Swallow your pride
Swallow your own, Peewee

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Gas the bikes

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STFU beta bitch

Only ameritards hate cyclists cause cycling is basically exercising which those obese people don't want to do

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thats some james bond shit right there

this. also kek

I'm from Norway and I hate those cunts. There is nothing worse than being on a leisurely drive on narrow fjord roads only to be stuck behind these selfish cunts going three abrest, basically filling the whole damn road from side to side. Only thing worse is danes with RVs or campers that stay on the yellow line because they've never seen a hill in their life and won't dare to creep closer than a meter from the edge.
>tl;dr fuck tourists, take the fucking bus if you can't use the road properly

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>traveling in the traffic lane
Bicycles are vehicles under law and entitled to the lane.
Punchy cyclist was being a dick by not giving the truck space to pass, truck was being a dick by riding his ass and not giving him his 3 feet of space mandated by law.

Cyclist are a bunch of assholes. There's a path to walk along the woods and these assholes will act like they own it and tell you to get out the way. I carry a stick with me now to stick in their wheels if they talk shit.

No. No you don't.

Yes. Yes I do. You can't prove I don't faggot.

>Hurr durr I think I know what people really are doing on anonymous Mongolian basket weaving forum

Dumb bitch

I didn't need to be reminded but I appreciate the thought.

yes, good job putting the drivers of the cars around you at risk of causing an accident because you have to be a faggot hater

Retarded liberal cuck

who's the faggot here with your faggoty shaved legs

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You are truly retarded

Who's the faggot? The ones wearing spandex and looking like chodes while impeding traffic. Bike fags are the scourge of the West coast.

uk fag here. work in city of lincoln. cycle path is on pavement yet these lycra wearing pedos use the road

IF YOU WANT TO TRAIN FOR TOUR DE FRANCE FUCK OFF TO FRANCE YOU CUNT

i thought we hate niggers

Agreed it's the same as kidnapping I say. Using pussy status as a cyclist to get off on "controlling" traffic. Van guy should have backed up then spit on him

STAY IN A BIKE LANE OR ON A BIKE PATH AND STAY OFF NARROW TWO LANE COUNTRY ROADS YOU FUCKING SELFISH PIECES OF SHIT

The only thing worse are marathon runners and their retarded 26.2 and 13.1 stickers. Nothing quite like advertising that you're a complete faggot

so satisfying, could watch this for hours

tard stop distracting us from topic

Spandex wearing bike fags are the only subhumans worse than niggers or kikes

It's a legitimate question for Yea Forums, your newfaggyness is showing

no, the bicyclist was on his way, at his speed, he wasn't doing anything bad but being awesome

lol that argument. you must be a true christian right?

lycra pedos are the third worst next to niggers and accountants

there's evidence for evolution you twat

what does evolution have to do with anything here moron?

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they are supposed to ride single file not across the traffic lanes. fuckoff nigger

Stic or didnt happen

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can't believe i'm gonna jerk it to this

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Fucking based

that guy was in a bike lane and this fucking redneck hits him. I hope that fucker gets shot

I too hopes the redneck shoots that retarded cyclist

>I too hopes the redneck shoots that retarded cyclist

the cyclist did nothing wrong. that fucker in the car hit him for being IN a bicycle lane and if caught he could get charged with assault

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kill cyclists

run over cyclists

fuck you u white honkey nigga

Yeah - that's a particularly good one.
Assholes taking up a whole no-passing lane.

Get off my road you faggot

holy shit, americans are niggers

but why :(

That's the UK.

>cause cycling is basically exercising
No - it's because cyclists here don't know what to do wither. Some ride on the sidewalks and use pedestrian crossings, some use roads to varying degrees of rules and /or consideration. There's no consistency. You never know what a cyclist is going to do.

triggered

was that intentional?

got more backstory?

Not really, I saw the original video with sound at one point. They were caught, that I do know.

Damn straight and it was glorious. All bike fags deserve the same

did the cyclist get injured?

>Muh rights as I see them. Fuck coorperation.
In the United States, everyone must drive on the right-hand side of the roadway.
The slowest vehicles on the road should be the furthest to the right.
Bikes can share the same lane with other drivers. If a lane is wide enough to share with another vehicle (about 14 feet), ride three feet to the right of traffic.

just wait until i crush you with my over developed leg muscles

Cyclists are fucking scum and deserve to die.

hopefully

Lol'd fucking lost

also, want to apologize for my ignorance
brits are the biggest nation of degenerates: disgusting fat stabby snaggletoothed jimmy savile worshippers who nick shit incessantly, hey, theres a duffel bag with a bomb in it at a market place, a fucking brit will nick that bag and leave the bomb in there

I hate them to, They are fucking everywhere where I live. Fucking cycling everywhere.

Few cycilist do.

Did this mofo do that from the front Seat? Legend

Do you know what it's like cycling on those dedicated pavements? They're potholed as shit; you constantly have to stop at every junction whereas if you were on the road you have right of way; and half the time there is a line of pedestrians walking the whole width of the pavement.

Just drive past the cyclist and stop being such a retard.

Write to your mp and get the potholes fixed, then kill yourself.

All these clips have the same water mark. Must be a channel where dickheads drive around filming themselves abusing cyclists.

It's pretty fucking dumb to incriminate you're like this so I doubt they'll get away with it much longer.

if you drive your bicycle on a road these cunts break your ears honking

what i hate is these cuntcyclists who drive on sidewalks and expect pedestrians to dodge them... esp. when they ring their fucking bells, nigga, u not supposed to be there so its your job to dodge me. also, some cunt is coming at me, i dunno whether to go left or right cos nigger is cycling in the middle of the fucking sidewalk, hes shouting at me to "decide" already, should have kicked him down

i hate these fat cunts too who assume cyclists are going to drive into them and fucking stop making it virtually impossible from me to drive from BEHIND THEM, which is the only thing that makes sense.

I fucking hate it when one of these cunts drives 40mph right in the front of my face so my fucking headphone wire gets attached to their gay ass bike.

I always drive from BEHIND your stupid ass. And these idiots JUMP BACKWARDS so I will almost hit into them.

cont.
i also hate elderly fucking idiots who have a heart attack when my bicycle is facing them for one tenth of a second (they standing far away) when I am making a u turn

my town spent 500k to make a nice bike path on the side of the road, paved and everything. And these faggots still ride in the street.

Only a Frenchman would say this.... (Cycling is illegal here on Britbong island)

that was in singapore, shit like this happened every month. a lot of assholes on the road there.

its prolly like a 400 meter stretch
y would anyone bother to find/get on some short ass bicycle road when they go thru it in few secs

coal rolling may be violating the clean air act, but fuck it, it's fun. Best in my Touareg as no one expects it from a car.

In your own long winded and retarded way you've summed this thread up.

People don't hate cyclists they just hate other people.

When you're cycling; pedestrians and drivers are cunts.

When you're walking or driving cyclists are cunts.

Of course the real answer all along is; you, the person bitching about everyone else is actually the cunt.

And I mean you in the sense of everyone in this thread, not you personally but you're probably a cunt too.

No we're cucks now so we love niggers

this sums everything up nicely

No bikefags are cunts. If you wear spandex and "train" you deserve death

>cycling is exercising
>cant even run
Lul

OP is a self hating cyclist

Perhaps, but the laws of physics still states that when a bike and a car collides, the passenger in the car has 100% chance of not getting hurt whereas the cyclist's chance are much, much lower. That alone should be enough for cyclist to respect drivers and not act so entitled.

Says the guy being a faggot hater

I love this gif so much.

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no fag, a cyclist, just like a fucking duck can cause a massive chain accident that claims 44 deaths

>cyclist
>did nothing wrong

Pick one.

Rednecks are Muricans. These guys are in a country where they drive on the left side of the road.

But I agree, this will likely be charged as attempted murder with a dangerous weapon. Cyclist was in the bike lane and driver was stupid to stop. Now they got his plate numbers.

ALL cyclists should die.

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No fag, if you're a cyclist, YOU swallow your pride and respect physics.

Where the fuck do you drive if you have problems with cyclists being in the way? They are easy as fuck to pass and do not block view like farm equipment that moves about the same speed.

god i fucking hate them

The first time you pass them nicely giving space in the city, then you get to that last red light heading out of town and the fag overtakes you on the right just so he can hinder your voyage AGAIN. Eat shit anyone who does this. One of the main reason I hate cyclists. Want others to be considerate? Be considerate yourselves too, fags.

kek

im from belgium i am healthy and fit and hate these cunts with a passion

God i hope you're a girl

its a well known fact that women cant drive.
but for even riding a bike to be beyond them.
oof

We hate them in the UK so much. I'm from Wales and we find common ground with English folk, Northern Irish people, etc. all over hating these daft cunts

HAHAHA

I like how all these do is show the need to be armed to shoot anyone messing with my biking

maybe bike where bikes should bike and people would be less likely to be pissed off at you

Oh I'm sorry, see I live in America
We don't need permission to travel around like its Russia

are you retarded?
no one said you werent allowed to travel around
there are cycling paths meant for cycling bikes have no reason to be on the open road

You're the reason people run over bikefags, you act like you're a fucking car.

Completely agree, two lane country roads should be illegal for those spandex wearing fags to impede traffic.

>cycling paths
This is America, not Europe
We dont bother with your clasist views nor ability to build with purpose due to being bobed to dirt
>waah you made me do this
>I can't be responsible for my actions
And you prove why you dont get a loiscence mare

Jokes on you I've had one for years. Doo not cross my path faggot, I will run you over and you will deserve it

Can't be me as you rear end every time
Means you are at fault

And that consequence is attempted murder? Jesus fucking christ, has your brain shriveled up and died from lack of exercise?

I only hear bitches crying over something cause they can't be retards no more

There's no such thing as a car road. Invent one first and pave some fucking bike lanes while you're at it. In most places cyclists are absolutely entitled to using the road just as much as a car, even an entire lane. Riding on sidewalks can be more dangerous than in the road. Remove yourself from the gene pool, you genetic defect.

;;)))

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>Cyclist rides in the road
"Hey fucker, get on the sidewalk and use the pedestrian crossing!"
>Cyclist rides on sidewalk
"Hey fucker, you're not supposed to be on the sidewalk!"

It's car driver' fault for being impatient and insane cunts that give out contradictory orders and muddy people's understanding of cycling laws. Every cyclist I've met understands and follows cycling laws. Every driver I've talked to about it thinks cyclists are allowed to run red lights.

You fucking nut jobs can't stand to get to wherever you're going five seconds later. You fucks cause millions of dollars in damages and thousands of deaths every year because you're too damn impatient. Anyone willing to contribute to that belongs in the mad house.

use the bloody cycling path and noone wll give you shit its because you retards insist on riding places you shouldnt that everyone is always pissed at you

What paths?
This is America, not Europoor

Yeah, no, the hatred isn't irrational at all, he totally doesn't just have a hate boner for cyclists and I'm sure that biker totally deserved for that to happen.

Holy fuck and people are still defending the asshole in the vehicle. You people are insane, and admittedly that's partly what keeps me coming to this shit show. Never change, you fucking psycopaths.

Why are people like you so damn retarded?

What you dont see is that the cyclist before camera footage was shot was NOT in the cycling lane and was holding up dude who smacked him.

>You)
cyclisys do not hve right iof weahy red ligght id red light mother fuckrer

Holy shit, you were so angry you forgot how to type. Take a breath, please, and stop.

Fag

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Reading that in my head, all I could hear is screaming.

other guy is ight, if you hit with a vehicle you'll go to jail for aggravated assault at least.

they are never allowe on the sidewalk

+1

sorry drunk and typing

STOP. TOUCHING. KIDS . AND IF. YOU RIDE BICYLCES . JUSTR. JUMP. UNDER . A. MOVING. TRAIN/ ALREADY

yeah they clearly had a prior encounter. I hope the truck guy dies of cancer.

I'm gonna quote you on that.

"No bikefags are cunts" - t.809086411

if cyclists had a good recourse (like cagers driving into them and running away) this wouldn't be such a big issue.

That's better, but still not good. Try again.

Also, what the fuck do kids have to do with ANY of this?

How drunk are you?

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Yeah, it's starting to seep through my pockets. Whoever told me this stuff would hold better than creamed corn bamboozled me.

the only thing we like now is porn apparently

do these count?

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stunning and brave

ah a 2016 trance 2

u have 1? pretty popular bike only $3100

h8 to say it but you seem to be the fag

lol you really proved how stupid you are

Naw, was a shop manager in the industry forever though. Nice rig!

lol hope you ride on the road, im sure somebody will get you

people here are very accepting/respectful of cyclists

lol Yea Forums and /pol/ love blacks. They all wont stop fucking posting about BLACKED shit

lulz

All they need to do is ride in single file the stupid retards

WRONG....
I drive on the left lane to face traffic & stop when asshole fly by stop signs (Very frequent), because nobody looks both ways, stops before a stop sign, or actually gives bicyclist respect.

I had this black guy pull up on the sidewalk to park & told me I should ride on the sidewalk...

I was like, HYPOCRITE much?

i've always yearned for that guys video he was taking

youtube.com/watch?v=gfh40Hy8dUs

ty!

i've only been hitt by 1 car

We have a winner

>cyclist detected

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0 1 LTRE OF JACK (£25 AT MORRISONS IF U DNT KNO

& IS WELL KNOWN THAT PEDAL FREAKS TOUCH KIDS

Bikes ate entitled to be in the lane on the right side of the lane. But they are not supposed to be in the shoulder, that's how you get killed buy being t boned at intersections.

Motor vehicles are supposed to bikes 3 feet while passing, moving into the oncoming lane if they must. If they can't then they are supposed to WAIT until they can. This is the law and the safest way. If you can't afford to drive 10 miles per hour slower for 2-5 minutes then you really should have left sooner.

Bikes are considered vehicles and are entitled to the lane nigger

Who rejected you as a boy?

A DUI bike?

I thought AT LEAST the cyclist would catch the old fucker on foot, but no, he had to go and be a faggot cyclist and little bitch at that.

Yeah, cause that's a good reason to potentially kill someone

Cant get shot if cucks like you give up the 2nd A.
Also your comment was racist, literally hitler omg

lol you are on Yea Forums. you think thats racist? lol fuck you nigger

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