She flirts with you

She flirts with you.

What do?

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She better flirt strong cause I'm one aloof lazy motherfucker.

Smack her on that fat ass for a start

Invest in harpoons

How do people like this (male or female) fit onto their toilet without breaking it? I am 6'1 195lbs and have broken my toilet seat twice in the last few years. When i got the repair guy in he said "yeah don't sweat it bro it's a common issue we get it all the time". I live in the UK social housing so i get the repair paid for but people this, how do they manage?

laugh and walk away

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love her every day for the rest of our life together

Breed.

lol fatty detected

Slap that ass and ride the flesh wave in

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Sounds fun.

walk away

Make no sudden movements. They hunt by the movement of erections.

One wrong jerk and she's milking litres of semen and breaking your hips/back while rap music and courtTV plays in the background.

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Probably the same I do when any girl show interest in me. Pretend I didn't notice and move on

We black BBW thread now.

Vomit. Then sound an air raid siren, for surely they've sent attack zeppelins.

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Flirt back probably. Doesn't mean I am going to smash.

Oh my. Heavenly.

Too much butt, not enough face.

More

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She lookin like a fertility statue, that’s hot

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As she approaches, yell OH LAAWD SHE COMIN, and run away.