She flirts with you.
What do?
She flirts with you.
What do?
She better flirt strong cause I'm one aloof lazy motherfucker.
Smack her on that fat ass for a start
Invest in harpoons
How do people like this (male or female) fit onto their toilet without breaking it? I am 6'1 195lbs and have broken my toilet seat twice in the last few years. When i got the repair guy in he said "yeah don't sweat it bro it's a common issue we get it all the time". I live in the UK social housing so i get the repair paid for but people this, how do they manage?
laugh and walk away
love her every day for the rest of our life together
Breed.
lol fatty detected