She flirts with you

She flirts with you.

What do?

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She better flirt strong cause I'm one aloof lazy motherfucker.

Smack her on that fat ass for a start

Invest in harpoons

How do people like this (male or female) fit onto their toilet without breaking it? I am 6'1 195lbs and have broken my toilet seat twice in the last few years. When i got the repair guy in he said "yeah don't sweat it bro it's a common issue we get it all the time". I live in the UK social housing so i get the repair paid for but people this, how do they manage?

laugh and walk away

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love her every day for the rest of our life together

Breed.

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