what do i have to say to dominos for them to give me a free pizza? im broke and hungry
What do i have to say to dominos for them to give me a free pizza? im broke and hungry
Charles Anderson
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Logan Miller
Call up a bunch of pizza places and say the food you got last night was cold and stale, and you want to get a replacement and you're willing to pay the delivery fee. If they ask for receipt say you collected. Don't be too greedy, it's worked for me a few times.
Chase Cook
Almost forgot, a huge selling point is saying you'll leave them a great review on google/whatever site you found them
Blake Ward
dafuq
Jason Turner
Just get your tits out... free pizza all around.
Landon Bennett
Are you retarded?
Parker Robinson
you schmooze the kid at the cash register, pretending to be into him, give him fake number eventually, hang around, wait for him to go on break, or at least prentend to.
ask for him to buy you pizza or give you pizza
eat it and leave and tell him sorry it's just not working out you habe to break up with him he is too controlling
just don't touch him
Cameron Nguyen
have*
Hunter Russell
Thanks im an expert.
Gabriel Phillips
Why pizza? If you are fucking hungry buy something nutritios and actually 20 times cheaper.
Angel King
You virgins realize OP is a guy right? A girl like that would never go hungry because beta orbiters will fund their every whim
Jeremiah Thomas
you jealous?
Nathaniel Peterson
troll
Bentley Price
trall
Colton Nelson
tröll
Wyatt Ross
"beta" "faggot"
Blake Peterson
inb4 orbiter asks for a stamp so he can order for her online.
Lincoln King
lol
orbited you say?
Brandon Kelly
>lol I was just pretending trolled you pretty hard didn't I
Next time check the filename, faggot.
Austin Hill
not a faggot didn't mean to get your hopes up
Chase Baker
those look my bedsheets
to be honet
Camden Hernandez
Are you actually 12?
Jackson Watson
i have twelve years
at least
i am older than twelve
which means im twelve
Jonathan Miller
No if you're older than 12 it means you were 12 and are no longer 12.
Jonathan Cox
It depends which language
I think
i have greater than or equal to twelve
so technically as i see it i am twelve
Jackson Cook
Well we're writing in English so you're wrong.
Landon Wright
^This^
lol
Hungry?
Come on over, i habe eztra5
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Justin Diaz
need soem gauze for your burn?
Christian Foster
Kevin Russell
Matthew Myers
this works for me all the time
Jackson Robinson
wow cringy 11 yo troller
Ryan Gonzalez
half left
Jaxon Russell
wya
Lincoln Miller
my bedroom
Nathaniel Myers
ı пeed aпoтнeг sнoшeг вгв
Jonathan Wright
i mean in the world, i want pizza
Easton Parker
oк вacк
New Jersey
Jonathan Sanchez
Im this guy
Dylan Robinson
It feels like it is over 9000 degrees in my room right now
Carson Torres
Caт goт youг тoпgue?
Jacob Moore
Op, as someone who runs a pizza place, I'm going to give you strong advice. Don't listen to people like . Our systems log every phone number, and it will tell us the last time you ordered. When you pull shit like this we document it, and if there's enough cases of you doing so we report it as theft to police. If you really can't afford food, what you can honestly do is this. Call the place, and ask to speak to a manager. Be very honest and just say you don't have any money for food, and you are starving, and you're wondering if we have any mess up pizzas we may be able to spare.
Make sure you sound at least slightly humble and embarrassed and not like a greedy fuck, and more often than not we will make you whatever pizza you want for free. Show us humility and we'll show you kindness. Act like a bitch, and believe me, we will treat you like one.