Be me

>be me
>be porn """addict""'
>I say addict because while I fapped alot I was able to quit multiple times cold Turkey. Addicts cant quit.
>any who decide to give up porn/fapping entirely
>do it for a few weeks with success
>start having sex dreams again
>wake up to underwear covered in jizz and a raging morning wood
What the fuck was the point of not fapping if my body is just going to do it on it's own anyway?

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Fapping is healthy, but you should do that once in one/two weeks only when you're horny, without porn.

>Addicts can't quit
That's not even close to how that works bud go back to middle school health class

It is entirely true. Addicts are incapable of giving up the thing they are addicted to
That's what makes them addicts. I can quit for however long I want whenever I want or I can make a conscious decision to have a wank. Addicts dont have this ability. They NEED to take part in their addiction. You should have paid more attention in health class you mouth breathing idiot.

Honestly starting to think the whole thing is bullshit. I can fap with or without porn, I can not fap, i can do whatever. Starting to think it doesnt make a fucking difference. My life hasnt gotten any better without it. The only thing that changed is the return of sex dreams.

12th day of nofap here, I've had a couple intense nocturnal emissions lately but most the time i sleep through them and wake up dry

Addicted

/əˈdiktəd/


adjective

physically and mentally dependent on a particular substance, and unable to stop taking it without incurring adverse effects.

Sure kid

Same user. I feel like talking to people more and have more energy but I dont think its worth it.

Your lack of reading comprehension is astounding

I dont even feel that. The ONLY reason I'm talking to more people is out of the boredom. And it's all online anyway so does it really matter?

>Can't quit ≠ Can't quit without negative side effects
You're not even trying are you

So they dont quit
Advanced thinking is beyond your capabilities it seems.
Addicts dont quit on their own.

That's not even what you implied but ok

It very much was but ok
Glad you're all caught up

>>I say addict because while I fapped alot I was able to quit multiple times cold Turkey. Addicts cant quit.
>Implying implications

Yeah no shit it's bullshit, do some research on the subject and find there's absolutely no scientific medical basis for all the wild claims about the benefits of nofap.

this guy gets it

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Nofap is bullshit. It doesn't raise test, it doesn't make your dick bigger, it doesn't grant you three wishes... It's something to make idiots with no self control take a bit of control back. Placebo effect.

I did some research and apparently my problem is too much testosterone instead of too little. If I dont fap my body will just do it for me.

>I did some research and apparently my problem is too much testosterone

Depending on how old you are... Sure why not. 14 to 18 and your body is going wild and all you want to do is jerk off. Over that age and you will have average blood concentrations of testosterone. It's rare you get guys over the odds and it's something which needs to be kept in check by a doctor because too much test poses serious long term health risks.

But yeah jerk yourself silly, or you know, find a girl to have sex with.

It's a fuckin wet dream my dude I get them when I'm sexually frustrated
Just jerk off once or twice a week and get over yourself

It’s your body readjusting to the amount of jizz to make.
A normal person would just have regular loving sex with other people.

I'm 28 and married. We have sex regularly on top of me fapping 3-5 times a day before I quit porn. When i quit porn the wet dreams came in its place.
Suck my always raging cock low t faggot.
I do that as well

Stop the jerking for a month,
If you are telling the truth then your body will stop making so much seminal fluid.
You may also have sleep apnoea. This can cause your symptoms for some reason.

Also being on Zoloft (particularly) or another SSRI / SSNRI can cause nocturnal emissions (especially if you aren’t draining the balls all of a sudden)

>sleep apnoea for no reason
Dont be retarded

Also it's been about 3 weeks now, one more isnt going to change anything..

>28 and married

Your body is probably converting your test into DHT differently to others. Are you balding? Also make the most of it, your natural blood concentrations of test are about to decline when you turn 30....

It has very little to do with your testosterone level. It’s more about the amount of seminal fluid (as opposed to actual sperm) your body is making and used to discharging.

I didn’t say for no reason you dumb fucking cunt.
It is statistically more likely that you will fill your pajamas with a load of cum if you have sleep apnoea and have stopped chronically wanking. The theory has something to do with your brain being ina particular dream state.
Stop pulling your diseased cock and learn to read you dumb fuck.

Do you even know what sleep apnoea is you retard?

He just wants us to stroke his ego and tell him he is a high test sex god. Seeking validation from teenagers on a anonymous image board... Yikes must be some 5ft tall wonder stud.

>let me just spew more bullshit
You cant read either shocker
Yes you ginormous faggot. My dad has it from being to fat.
I dont need your validation. You're a bunch of low test soi bois. While I'm fucking my wife to the moon and back. Why would I give 2 shits about your shit opinion?
Only one of you that's possibly making any logical sense. Gonna need some sauce tho.

You didnt quit, you regressed. You are addicted to porn and on such self denial its sad. Accept it to really gwt over it. Dont regress. Leave this site.

Piss off dumbshit cant read nigger retard

I can read, its just quite obvious you are in self denial and looking for affirmation from a bunch of porn addicts themselves. Sad. You attack people and call them idiots and illiterate when you feel attacked. Defensive? Ha seems like just another indicator to me young buck.

I call you an idiot because you demonstrated you are an idiot.

No you call me an idiot because your porn addiction has made you a cuck and you cant even look that in the face. Grow up! Acceptance is the first step to recovery. Or waste hours of your day rotting with your cummy sticky lonely hands. At this point no one cares about you and your stubbornness. Gl with the addiction my friend. /thread

Ok satan
>be idiot
>get called idiot for being idiot
>REEEEEEEEE i right you wrong durr/thread haha I win

Seek help
Bonus point I'm not even OP

no but you def porn addicted.
who uses reeee dit fag.... oh
bonus points for proper use of greentext wow. summer boy learning soon he be sad lonely wizard man.
lol reee

Can we take a minute to just check these numbers
>upside down satan trips with misinformation/retardation
>counter insult in favor of lewd behavior gets 69
>satanic trips with more retardation
>Dubs 0s just like the content of the reee posters argument
>single 0 for the amount of fucks anyone gives for this holier than thou faggot.

>hurrr you addict because me say so
>hurr me mad because me retard
>hurr wizard Lmao
Based retard poster.
Seek help
(He will respond)

i'm getting replies so you telling me no one cares is actually quite hilariously accurate because you are in fact a no one! echo chamber fappy boys unite!

>but muh worthless (You)s on an anonymous image board
Got me there retard bro.

p easy triggering guilty fap bros.

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>be porn """addict""'
>I say addict because while I fapped alot I was able to quit multiple times cold Turkey.

>relapses every time
>not an addict
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ad hominems all over the place

I havent """relapsed""" ever. I have no physical need to fap/porn watch. It's still an enjoyable thing to do that feels good. I havent watched/viewed in years now out of personal choice. Not OP tho. Learn what addiction means faggot.

hahaha
quit
1.
leave (a place), usually permanently.
permanently

permanently

PERMANENTLY

don't worry we just here to feed your little fappers guilt

So you're just a terrible human being got it. Kill yourself

You might be handicapped
Yes, they often do, tard
No, it wasn't
sage in all fields

>I'm just here because I feel so awful about myself I need to make others feel guilty about themselves to make me feel better even though i always hate myself
Ftfy

You're retarded

Wow mad, so angry

Lol @ (He will respond)
Imagine losing an argument so hard you try to reverse psychology out of replies kekek

>the retard continues after getting btfo