We post games we’ve never played

I've never played a single Zelda

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Have you played any of the other titles?

Some are good. BOTW was over hyped and like a hard 8/10

RDR2 was a good 15 hours too long and the story started in the middle.

the heart of the loved one

The original and Ocarina. I was never a big Zelda fan but want to play a couple of titles to see the hype.

I liked MM more than OOT. Spirit Tracks had its charm. Botw was quite enjoyable, the shrines got repetitive.

Tries botw for 3 hours and it was one of the most boring open world I ever played (and I played fucking No man's sky)
Probably because I can't into asymmetrical controllers

Never played either but watched NL's full playthrough and that was quite nice

The charm definitely wasnt as strong as everyone made it out to be. Nintendo goggles is real

Yeah my neckbeard obese friend still praise it saying "Open worlds are changed forever because if it and all of them are gonna feel like a downgrade from botw"
But yeah the more I think about him, the more soyboy nintentoddler meme I see in him

To be fair you have to have a pretty high IQ to enjoy BOTW.

It was a pretty standard open world game. Not like it really revolutionized anything.

Nah. It was decent not great.

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heres the games i didnt play, but the only material i have of is porn:

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This. Get rid of Zelda in the title and it'll be a 7/10

Never saw the appeal.

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Try harder

It sucks.

Pretty accurate. Still had fun fucking with the physics and launching myself and other shit.

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I play botw completely high out of my mind to numb how sad and awful my actual life is. It’s very easy to get lost in botw and the immersion is perfect for what I’m trying to escape from. I think that’s what the devs intended. It’s a beautiful game.

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Shit tonnes of open world games are immersive

Yeah some of the gameplay looks pretty deep and give you a lot of freedom to do dumb shit but you can do all the game without ever using them

>immersion is perfect
It's hard to get immersed with 700p 20fps

Good to know. Probably won't spend money on it then.

Automata is my goty of 2017 and you can almost fap while playing if you self destruct

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probably

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Isn't Catherine JUST some sfw "porn" ? I know the gameplay are shitty puzzle but what's the rest ? Just story à la Persona or you need to choose who to bang and shit ?

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not rly - its a story bot conflict of ideas about relationship and very sexual catherine represents the porn, but shes not rly around that much, nor that naked. Gameplay is puzzles and character dialogue

I didn't play the most recent Deus Ex game, nor have I finished or even gotten far into the first 2.

XIII was trash yeah, XV was fun and got lots of new fap material, Aranea is top tier

I didn't play either Prey games... either.

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Wait, I did play the original Prey-- just not the newer one.

Clean the Cheeto dust out of your switch then you fucking vagrant. Botw is a beautiful game and I have hundreds of hours into. I’ve cut an entire field of grass with a collection of scythes, roleplaying as a wheat farmer. The game allows you to be anybody you want, and that’s all I want.

Sounds as boring as Persona

i didnt play any ff game

>inb4 where's the dick

it is a genre

here

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if you’re actually never played this you are doing yourself a great disservice

Daym you're missing out

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Ah it's actually canon to the game
But im not gay so back to female Kainé please

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Overwatch was fun when I had a full team
And yes I played only best waifu Mercy

Overwatch, but I want to play it

Forgot pic

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Don't play it solo

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i also didnt play any:
zelda
metroid
barely any mario
no metal gear other than revengeance
bloodborne, but ofc i didnt - its a console exclusive
any silent hill other than sh4 demo

>not widowmaker
>no, i dont have a pic

Fuck why don't I have Widowmaker pictures ? She's my second favorite

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Can't buy it at the moment so it'll take a while anyways, thanks for rec

banjo kazooie
diablo
ico
shadow of the collossus
castlevania
no tomb raider from before anniversary
and i didnt play any more halo than up to 2nd game

yeah - why dont u? Half of the roster is women and most of that is a myriad of semen demons

Replaying Shadow of the Colossus Remaster as we speak and oh boy this game is fun

Just play zelda 2 adventure of link and your all set

i didnt play any counter strike other than 1 battle royale match

ive heard, but it was a console exclusive

I can't fap to pics so I almost never save shits
I have webms but 2mb limit is cucking me
>no idea what this webm is

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sonic. No sonic

Wtf do you even do

It still is, or you can emulate the ps2 versions but it's ugly as hell
ps4's are selling for like 150 bucks

u saved mercy pic
its a widowmaker webm

Honestly except MGS and Bloodborne, he's not missing much

ill emulate eventually
i wont buy a console, im poor

this isnt a thread about what i do play

FUN FACT:
i didnt play any sega and nintendo games, cuz when u had snes and sega, i had COMMUNISM

Yeah and some 2B, Raven, Wii fit trainer, XV whores
I also have 4gigs Booeette folder to trigger one of my friend

why r u showing off porn to your friends?

Thanks I can fucking see you know, I just don't know when im posting

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Because I like triggering his Nintentoddler ass
Also who the fuck don't share porn with friends ? You must have shitty ones

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no1 does - its intimate

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How is it intimate ? It's image from the internet, im not telling you share your gf
Are you ashamed of your fetishes ?

i wish apex legends had hot girls i could jerk to

sex is intimate, so porn is intimate too. Ofc u gonna get judged on fetishes on top of that

>not fapping to Gibraltar x Caustic
What are you, gay ?

Halo 3

Do you live in the 1800's or something ?
As long as you're not into scat or zoophilia it should be good, friends support friends whatever they like, and even help find new shits
Also you just said that porn and sex are almost the same thing, you might be retarded

im specifically not
think bout the roster, though - its anti-normal, anti-white agenda:
bloodhound is trans
glibraltar is black and gay
lifeline is a black woman
so is bangalore
wraith is an asian woman
pathfinder theoretically has no gender or sex at all
mirage is black
wattson is a woman (and also french. And also wears a condom on her head. And also french wattson is Emma Watson)
the only straight white boomer male is caustic and hes a character to unlock
and octane is mexican

i didnt say its the same, i said jerking off and sex is intimate. U dont watch each-other jerk off, do u? U dont watch others jerk off, so u dont watch what they jerk off too

Well as you said, go play overwatch then you poorfag

Oh ok so you only jerk off to video that got 0 views ?
Not my fault if you think about your friends while fapping

what?

its the complete opposite - u jerk off thinking if your friends would jerk off to that too
and u r stretching

Just don't play the game if you hate all the roster I don't know

I wish but most of the time they're disgusted by what I'm sharing so no, not really

Never played any zelda, bioshock, fallout, until dawn, quake, re4, super smash bros, silent hill games. Am i missing out?

>they're disgusted by what I'm sharing
>As long as you're not into scat or zoophilia it should be good, friends support friends whatever they like, and even help find new shits

i can tell u bioshock and fallout r fun. And 1st 3 silent hill games r good

>most of the time
>nah let me ignore this line

Only bioshock 1 and 2 tho, Infinite is as overrated as botw

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>Bioshock
>Fallout
>Quake
>Silent Hill

You need to play these.

Worst companion ever created

Just don't play Fallout 76.

but the gameplay is comparable

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Yeah but the story is kinda great in one and two, it's complete timetravel dogshit in Infinite

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I haven't finished Infinite, I like it though even if it is not horror centric. However I've never played Bioshock 2 even though it's in my Steam library.

overexaggeration

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Oh yes, a bug eyed mutant. How hot.

Not a single one. None of Destiny ftm.

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I know I just hate how much the game was praised

ye, but u might not be bothered by story

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Imagine being this angry about something so dumb.

its a helmet, u dip

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It was a great alternate universe game, but a slightly above average Bioshock title.

Im not into cringy sfm rule 34 sorry

yes

Cant wait until halo infinite comes out