Has Yea Forums ever had any form of sexual relations with another species?

Well, at least you didn't masturbate a dog, then let the dog lick your ass, then masturbated yourself, and finally let the dog lick your cum off your belly.
Not saying that I didnall that, but at this point I do have to plead the fifth amendment.

Hey buddy about 33% of men do that. Ask me how I know.
And women do it even more so

then why does everyone hate Whitney W?

fingered a cat

For starters it's a disgusting female that one week a month bleeds like a swollen hemorrhoid.

When I was 21 I fucked a black girl at a job I was managing. Three times we had sex then she was fired for stealing by the DM and who knows what happened to her.

I fuck my mare ever once in a while. Their pussy is so good!

Compared to a hole punched in a watermelon, or the general amount of non-pussy you get?

Yes, repeatedly over ten years with canis lupus familiaris.

man's best friend with benefits

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this alien from the planet venus

Females!

Eh eh.. Am I right? I'm right.

Top kek

No, but I'd like to be fucked by a dog.

It's awesome how compatible humans and dogs are sexually. Is it a coincidence that dogs as our oldest and best companions of all animals also have such great, fitting genitals? It feels like a divine gift. Weird how world religions condemn sex with dogs on the other hand.

i got to see a vid, looks hot af bro, got anything online?

because she is mentally ill, fucks niggers, and drinks dog piss claiming its "healthy"

Yeah. I once slept with a girl. It was disgusting.

Yeah it's weird and unfortunate

Maybe they were worried that the population would collapse if too many people realized that dogs make such awesome sex partners

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YIFF IN HELL FAGGOTS

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yes, your mom

don't group us normal honest dogfuckers along with those degenerate furries

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I tried to fuck my dog in 2012 I was jn middle school and i thought that the world was gonna legit end in December so I didn't want to die a virgin. World didn't end and it turns out in just incredibly autistic and I hate myself lookimg back on it

>I tried to fuck my dog
elaborate

#metoo

What went wrong? Was the dog spayed or neutered maybe?

It's much easier to get male dogs interested, that's for sure

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Once i licked a girl's pussy.
>pic related, me

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Nice photo and dog. I love how his knot is slightly swollen inside. :)

well i did fuck your mother once, op.

I tried to put my dick in its pussy

I couldn't get my dick in it's vagina and I didn't want to fuck it's ass. It was spayed

I fucked a black girl once. Was nasty. Would not again.

so just the tip

Yeah it's a good thing you gave up, you would have hurt her.

Full penetration only works with fairly big dogs and they can't be spayed.
Usually the surgery removes part of the vaginal canal and the lack of sex hormones causes it to shrink up to the point where it's difficult to even get a lubed finger in there.

You can get one of these though

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Remember when people used to post beast instead of being pussies?

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don't blame us, blame the new generation of mods and janitors

you're lucky if you just get a 30 day ban for innocent stuff like that

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fucked a mare when i was 15, does that count as losing my virginity?

I'm told fucking an animal doesn't revoke your wizard privileges, it just turns you into a druid

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See, i heard of some ancient method of making your dick bigger by fucking equine creatures on Yea Forums when i was 14, now iv got a big dick but idk if its cuz i fucked a beast or not

I've read a lot of horse stories, apparently it's almost impossible to push past their sphincter, which itself 4-5 deep, but pushing into the anus, seems pretty difficult

nice

from time to time I fantasize about quitting my job, selling my home to buy a small remote farm and swim around in horse pussy until I run out money

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Wow, I wanna see the knot on a big doggo like that.

Wouldn't the horse poop all over your dick? Must be smelly next to that huge asshole

Deerfuckers? No one?

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dude that's not OK

if you raised and domesticated a deer that trusted you enough to fuck without restraints then that's fine, but hunting animals just so you can fuck the bullet wound is completely demented

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From the tales of infinity chan, it seems horse pussy is fun, but still not as good as human, dog seems best for species comparison

Some people claim dolphin is grade a, others claim it's a larp fantasy and is impossible to get into

Sailors used to legit fuck dugongs, think salt water manatees, they say they're almost exactly like humans and most men wouldn't know the difference if they were blindfolded and if it weren't for the fact they'd be fucking in water

Some people go into reptiles some go for big birds like ostriches but they're most likely raping their anal cavities, some claim dangerous animals like large cats or bears, but I haven't seen any photo evidence of those last two

I think you usually wait til after bowel movements user, some of them claimed they liked the oaty smell. Idk what the fuck they were talking about, shit smells bad no matter what.

Denizens of infinity chan said heifers would piss all over you though and you either had to be naked for easy clean up or wear a slicker with a hole cut out for your dick

Infinity chan had a lot of fetishizers of that species but no one confirmed they had done it, closest comparable was sheep and even some goat fuckers