9-1-1, Do you need Fire, Police or Ambulance?
What is the nature of your Emergency?
9-1-1, Do you need Fire, Police or Ambulance?
Ryan Gray
Samuel Moore
My pp stuck
Isaiah Morris
O.K. I am going to dispatch an Ambulance to your location. Please stay on the phone. Can you you give me any details relating to any injuries you have? or details about how this occurred?
Owen Smith
I put pp katchup bottle, now pp stuck
Jayden Barnes
If you are still there, I need you to keep talking. how did your PP get stuck? Is it stuck to something or stuck in something?
Ryan Jenkins
O.K. I have that down. The paramedics will be there shortly to help you get yourself out of the ketchup bottle. Have you tried anything yourself to get yourself free?
Luis Taylor
Are you currently experiencing any pain or are there any visible injuries?
Liam Rivera
I try to pee off. Now pp full of pee and kachup
Connor Reed
It hurts. Blood mixing with katshup
Ryan Long
O.K. please keep calm. getting excited will make things worse. I need you to count to five, slowly. let me hear you count to five so I know you are being calm.
Dominic Wilson
1
Jackson Hernandez
2
Luis Harris
Are you still there? I need you to reply.
* dispatch to Yea Forums ambulance; victim with ketchup bottle stuck on penis is no longer responding. possible unconscious state. be advised."*
Gavin Russell
3
Jacob Perry
4
Adrian Russell
My niggers dick is on fire. The hair is red!
Robert Rivera
*Dispatch to Yea Forums ambulance; victim is conscious, but seems to have cognitive problems. potentially mentally handicapped or impaired. be advised *
David Collins
Uhhhhggggvvvvvvvvvffffffff
Gavin Thompson
O.K. I am dispatching a fire team and ambulance to your location. Please give details of any possible injuries, and how he was set on fire.
William Ward
*dispatch to Yea Forums fire team and ambulacne team2; we have a victim reporting a black male with fire in the groin area. Please respond to attached address."
Josiah Scott
you forgot to achoo the address
Grayson Rodriguez
Are you still there? I need you to keep awake until the paramedic team arrives.
Ayden Martinez
dispatch to Yea Forums fire team and ambulance team2; the current address of the victim is
Juan Hughes
DO IT FAGGOT
Tyler Howard
There's a black guy here and I am unsafe
Ryan Barnes
O.K. have you been threatened in any way by this person? are there any weapons involved? Please give more details so I know who to send to your location.
Jack Kelly
Car 54 come in. Victim is currently fighting for his life. November India Golf Golf Echo Romeo. Shoot on sight. Over.
Chase Bailey
Help! Some dogs are chasing me and it one has a knife! I'm passing Benny boulevard and 3rd st right now! Please help my legs are getting tired!
Evan Stewart
This fucking thread is too much
Asher Carter
Yeah, 911, I have an emergency... OP is a fag
Jordan Flores
Mom burnt my tendies please arrest her
Daniel Perry
Kek’d
Easton Hernandez
John Lennon has come back from the dead and he's beating my wife as a demonstration as to why violence is bad
Jonathan Perez
ummm my dick fell off.......