What does Yea Forums do for a living? I drive trucks

What does Yea Forums do for a living? I drive trucks.

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I post blacked porn.
I I get 5 shekels for each post

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I do Closed captions on shows like American Pickers and that.

Do you ever get them wrong?

i work in the "private sector" of the military. my employers do contracted work for the US government when the stars and stripes can't be flown.

i am a glorified rent a cop with an assault rifle. it has it's moments, though.

We are allowed 3 mistakes per show by FCC. And, no, generally no. There's a whole chain of ppl and so errors are picked up before the final product.

I fixed and install reefer units on trucks and trailers.

So you’re a diesel mechanic and a refrigeration tech rolled into one?

I drive freight trains. It's pretty dope. I'm legally allowed to take "opportunity naps" at work because of collective agreement. If I'm stuck in a siding waiting for 2-3 trains I'll just sleep for an hour or two while making $50-60hr.

Yep. Thermoking dealership. Diesel, refrigeration, trailer repair, generators. What kind of truck do you drive?

Losers
Based.

work at a supermarket managing inventory

Different stuff different days. Generally 12 tonne boxes, sometimes 18 tonner, sometimes 38 tonne artic. Depends what needs to be done. Not fridges though.

nice what kind of engine do you drive? i drive a sw1200 and a gp38-2 at an oil refinery

I’m an accountant

What are the main ways you can fuck up driving a train?

Sheet metal worker as I learn how to do layout and actually make money

Same

I’m am the vegetable king

1. Suicidal people on the track
2. Taking the wrong intersection can push you back sometimes 3 fucking days

>I drive trucks.
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Never thought I’d work from a desk.
Not that bad but Action movie star just didn’t work out

i fuck your mom

Suicides are hardly your fault. Must be tough to deal with nonetheless.

Mainly ac4400's and a few gp40's

not him, but going too fast and derail

Almost too many to count. Driving over a switch not lined for your route and breaking it, possibly derailing your train. Backing over a derail. Exceeding your clearance limits in OCS territory, violating track Foreman's limits without instructions to proceed. All things that can get people killed/get you fired

I get paid by the government for being a lazy nobody

School Bus Driver

You'd have to be an absolute mouth breathing Forrest Gump level of retarded to do this. We have posted speeds and exceeding them by 1-5mph isn't going to send you careening off the tracks but all the trains are tracked by gps so you can get in a lot of shit for doing so.

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my parents won the lottery in the 1980s and lived off the interest until they died. now i live off its interest. i also have a dayjob at a microbiology lab.

Xray tech. Not the fancy hospital kind.
I xray castings all day long. Aluminium, cast iron, etc. Not a hard gig and it's a small place so I can smoke while working.

Landscaper, going to go to a local school to get my CDL A this winter. No wife and no kids so fuck it. Will be stuck in a contract with U.S. Xpress for 6 months but I'll be able to get a job driving locally for a logging company clearing 2k a week afterwards, home every night and weekends/holidays off.

I was a forest ranger for a little bit but now im back at school. mostly just jack off and try not to kill myself

are trees and deer really that sexy?

i suck pp for 30$ each

yes. i jack off to /out/