Trips gets to tell me what I shove up my ass

your glasses

another person's toothbrush

Your smartphone

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Heroine

watermelon

roll

this

Tv remote

Your mother

Your glasses

your glasses

A habanero pepper

Rubber fist

Your finger

rolling for this

Poop then shove the poop back up your anus.

A cucumber uwu

Take a computer keyboard

rolling

A blow torch.

Horse tranquilizer

Bullet

hair comb

Your whole fist

Cactus

Your glasses

another ass

Phone

A can of sardines.

Dog fetus, aborted by your own hand, of course.

a rat

A sharpie

also wtf part of the globe are you on

All the pieces of a chess set

4 fingers

A Christmas tree ornament

Your smartphone

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a

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USB flashdrive
Think he's in Hawaii

Grenade, after you pull the pin.

An unabridged copy of Das Capital

Can opener

roll

Jalapeno pepper

Rubik’s cube

A peeled banana...then eat it

Broken glass

a fucking glass jar

A living spider

just shove a finger up your ass and lick the finger

A mason Jar

Road kill

lightbulb

Roll

A lit match

lol i have done that before

also, all of you, havent you tried to open the picture and check his timetag? for gods sake Yea Forums, you disappoint me more each day

6 forks, prongs first

Rollie

Apple

Razor blades

Tampon

a knife

Your entire head, while wearing your glasses. Otherwise, an entire large pizza.

Rollerino

Trips get

Caterpillar

john stamos

knife

nothing... go to bed weirdo

Rusty nail

Roooll

Rollling for this.

a nigger

Spider in ass

Cock and ball but one ball.

This video
youtube.com/watch?v=lEMrZHecB9U
Rollin'

Classic cuke

>also, all of you, havent you tried to open the picture and check his timetag? for gods sake Yea Forums, you disappoint me more each day

tards

Yo man where's that neckbeard? I got trips yesterday and asked you to grow one. How's it coming along?

sponge

Sure, rolling

Cactus, feel the succ (ulent)

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rollin

>thinks anyone cares
kek

rolling for this.

This shit has been off by 1 a couple times now dang

rolling

Whipped cream, a can of it

Good ole sharpie in the pooper

a fork.

Rollin

Roll fag

your shame

op will never deliver because it is fake, so what is the point of rolling for nothing? its a stupid waste of time, but fine

Did the banana survive the pressure of your sphincter user?

scissors

OH NOOOOO

sharpie dipped in hot sauce

A tray of ice cubes

ghost peppers

lets put it like this: im not as tight as i used to be, so yes it did

...

OP almost never delivers anyway

boo yah

Winrar

yes

Winrar

Makes sense... Thanks for sharing your wisdom.

Nice get, but who the fuck has ghost peppers handy

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also i spent a while lubricating the whole thing before

youre welcome

A faggot who sticks things up his ass on demand should have a wide variety of ass-stuffings available

For a moment, I really thought you were my cousin. Holy shit. I gonna take a shot before you shove something up your ass.

You'll have time to take a lot of shots

any canned food item

broken glass

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Your mom’s finger

Nothing you fag.

A turd

Roll

Reroll

chili pepper

Stick of dynamite

Your own head

Your fist!!

the blade of a professionally sharpened knife

have fun faggot

roll

Your face faggot

Rolling

Roll

cheeto

Lucifer help me with trips so he can do it.

Flashlight

This.

A glass vase with diameter no less than 6 inches

Enjoy OP

an egg

Delivar OP

A cardboard pipe leftover from paper towels, with a small mice inside it. Make sure to stick you butt up with the pipe in so the rodent has time to bury. Dont worry, people do it all the time, couples do it to each other on special occasions, its normal, the mice doesnt mind, just do it, where is the nearest pet store? Do you have paper towels at home? Get to it the world is ready for you. Im so proud of you boy. Do it. Fly like the mice flies in a world of gas and darkness.

a stapler

WINRAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knife

oh my god OP YOU BETTER VIDEO THAT

a loaded shotgun with dragon breath shells