The best cheese for serving at parties

The best cheese for serving at parties.

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Here is the issue with cheese.
The more cheese you have the more holes.
The more holes you have means less cheese.
More cheese means less cheese.

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Is it good? I think parmesan is the best cheese.

Blueberry goat. Or some port wine.

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parmesan is boss, but who the fuck serves parmesan at parties?

A total boss, that's who. With a decanter of olive oil.

I've avoided eating exotic cheeses out of fear they'll taste terrible... is it time to give up and try them?

Frumunda cheese bruh.

Smoked gouda
Havarti
Swiss
Classic aged cheddar
Pepper Jack
Asiago
Port wine
Goat cheese ball (yuck but ppl like em)
Make sure to include fun things like grapes
Rasins
Cranberries
Honey
Fig spread
Roasted garlic
Thinly sliced tomatoes
Basil
Assorted nuts
Even fritos
Also get a variety of crackers.
Three basic plain ones whole wheat and white and two flavored.

Parano, Manchego, Gouda, any red wine soaked cheese, along with several normie cheeses. Add a dish with honey, black pepper, and chili flakes mixed together to dip cheese pieces into.

Stay away from the blues and you're pretty safe. A lot of fancy cheeses are basically like brie or cheddar, but taste better.

Muenster

You'll need meats too. Try prosciutto. But get some salami and other cured meats.

Triple cream brie.

I wonder which cheese was Jared from Subway's favorite.

Anyone have experience with runny cheeses? I haven't tried one and they're the only kind that can't go through customs.

Fancy chicks and faggots would cream their panties with a food spread like that.

Capicola and sopressata also

I'm creaming mine just thinking about it

I went to a party in France out in the country. We rented a house with a deli slicer, then we got like 20 pounds of cured meats, local cheeses, booze, etc. We ate that all day, then went out to dinner. The course that was served was a bread bowl of melted cheese and cured meats on the side.

Mozzarella and Cream cheese

Old Amsterdam

Don't serve one cheese you moron.

>mostly mild stuff everyone can eat, with crackers
>soft like brie, camember, cut it up 1st
>edam, smoked cheddar
>have a few more exotic bits for the more adventurous, a little blue, some random harder stuff

Dick cheese.

Primadonna is pretty nice.

this guy charcutries

>God tier

Just had some of that cheese mmmmmmmmmm it was good