Wwyd thread
Wwyd thread
I would buttfuck her for 2-3 hours straight, then introduce myself.
Please tell me you have nudes
me
Walk up to the ugly chick on the right and flirt with her instead. Actually find out we have a lot in common, go on a couple of dates, then get serious. Get married after a year and a half
Are you a trap?
I would fuck her from behind while I choke her till she's barely conscious
Wwyd?
Fart on all three of their foreheads
Brown whore navroop
Kiss her on the forehead.
Cook for her a nice meal.
Ask her how was her day.
Cuddle tenderly.
Buy her flowers.
Ask her for advice on applying eyeshadow, I need to get my Trent Reznor on
Discuss Xeno's paradox
Let her know the Sun is catching her hair on fire
Get her a nice mirror stand
no
You are not in the right place
Get some tinfoil and help her cover the rest of those pillars, they're probably embarrassed to be exposed like that
Compliment her on the wallpaper band
Wwyd??
Lets see those little tits. I already know I’d bend you over and wreck your pussy from behind, but need to see more.
Ask her if she says her rosaries
Tell her even with max UV protection sunglasses that it's not a good idea to look directly at the Sun
Bring it
Wwyd
Recommend adding some color to her wardrobe, maybe some nice pastels
Teach her how to use grayscales
That's nice of you
Bump for more of this
wwyd?
y so mean user? she looks nice
Ask for help with math
Help her with that suitcase, probably heavy for those twiggy arms
I'd probably recommend she straighten her hair, I'd even do it for her
You'd do WHAT?
Show the tits and I’ll elaborate
Teach her about lip displacia and how Shaver correctly predicted human mind control
Wwyd?
would fuck your ass while i drown u in the sink
I would shove my huge BBC between her boobs and make her to swallow it from her mouth
Tittyfuck, facefuck, cum on glasses
smack this slut face and force u choke on my cock
Ill be sure to let her know.
MOAR
Get her some vampire teeth to go with those dark vampire boogers.
Ask her what would happen if a sun of lava and a sun of ice collided
Ask her why theists can't stop asking atheists why they can't define themselves
Ask her who would win, Graham's number of aunts or a googleplex of marine uncles
Guide the young lady into a career of thotism.
Wwyd??
I would hike that skirt up, tear a hole in those fishnets, and fuck you right next to that toilet.
Imagine her boobs X2 bigger when she gets pregnant
TITS
would fuck ur ass and fill your womb while i press ur face against the mirror
As her how she feels about mixing plaid and paisley, or if that's too daring.
Buy her a Hello Kitty watch. Since nobody uses watches anymore, they'll probably be collectible in a few years.
wwyd?
As her if that's a bird, and who painted it
As her if wearing silver jewelery is cultural appropriation
Make her get in a swimming pool filled with lime jello. Hold a gun to her head
>you may leave when all the jello is consumed
CANNONBALL
>but politely
Go visit Toronto and get pissed off that "Arcadian" is not a video arcade.
Wwyd
Tip up her laptop, can't see if that's an HP or a Dell.
Tell her she has beautiful eyes, and that I loved her in that Disney movie
Get her an English tutor.
Invite her to my 1970s disco revival, it's going to be groovy
It's crap or it's shit, does it really matter which one it actually is?
Take girl to be decontaminated at an Apple store.
Steve Jobs give you his holy blessing, and takes another $10000 from your bank account
Damnit more
Wwyd
Buy her a nice pair of googly eyeballs
Sound like the right price for one hit of Apple LSD.
ok!
“Hey baby”
*fart
“You like anime?”
NUDES FFS
Ask for a tissue, my nose is itchy
Make her clean up her room, that's a disaster
Discuss the prisoner's dilemma, and how it underlies human morality
Need to see the tits, ass, pussy, and the thigh gap
Wwyd?
Have her add some chlorine to the pool, never can have too much
yawn and go to bed early.
AAAAARGH
Grab some parachute pants for some MC hammer karakoe
Bumpo
Wwyd if you saw this passed out in front of you?
Explain to her the the basics of selfies:
1. Use a cell phone
2. Use a cell phone
3. Use a cell phone
4. Don't use a huge ass SLR
"Did I lose color vision? What the hell? Am I permanently colorblind?"
Post the tits, please.
You are a dog
>shes ugly so she works out to be sexy
yeah bro not really sure i'm into these girls. they have ego after they start seeing results and they still have an ugly fucking face. i would not do anything other than move out of her way at the gym to avoid her shit dna
Damnit
Can't I be a cat?
Wwyd?
Tear her shorts off and give her her first porn audition
Complain about GoPro and how it's ruined everything but never state my reasons
Pull the mirror out into the middle of the room and start spinning it
Please post nudes, user
Do cats see color?
Only the color red
I'd hold you down by your throat and fuck you raw while you gasp for air and try to get away. After I fill your pussy with my cum I'll make you squat over a glass and when its done pouring out of your soaked cunt, I'll have you drink it
Sounds hot, can you give me a reach around while you do it? My feminine penis is so hard.
You do Girl on Girl?
Wwyd to my bitch Desiree?
Ask her if traps are gay
Desiree looks like Dwight from The Office
Wwyd
Reply for reply
I'd rape while chaining to him to a rape gun while brutally raping him in the left aortal femora while making him repeat the alphabet song where all the letters are rape
Go for a hike up the mountain, looks like a nice day for it.
not my type
What you think about my chicks body?
I think the leg bone is attached to the thigh bone, the finger is attached to the wrist bone, so it checks out. All pieces in place.
Anyone on Kik want to talk about Jonna?
I'd lecture her on gomma correction and glare
It's not bad, she's got great hips, could probably stand to lose a bit of weight. Clean up her diet and get her lifting and or running
headless tho
I'd check out those waves, does she even surf?
Wwyd?
Goddam completely missed that. I'll have to give back my PhD in children's songs from Doctor Seuss U.
Tidy up that bed, that's not up to marine specs, should be able to bounce a quarter on it
I won't neglect your little asshole. I gotta go back in for round 2.
Once your done guzzling my cum, I'll tie you face down to your bed. Each limb to a bed post. I'll take a nice day vibrator and stuff it up your cunt on full speed.
Ill spread your cheeks start licking that tight little rosebud till its nice and damp. I'll pull back, tease you a little with my cock head and jam it in as hard as I can. I'll stuff your dirty panties in your mouth to shut you the fuck up and fuck your ass hard while you moan and gasp and cry from the pleasure in your cunt and the pain in your ass. When I finish up I'll take a nice aluminum butt plug and pop it in to seal my cum inside. I'll leave you tied to your bed. Vibrator still going full blast, panties still stuffed in your mouth and an asshole full of sperm
tl;dr
>story of your life
Better pic?
Ask her who she likes more, Mario or Luigi
Clean out that floor vent, they always get nasty
Drink that bottle of water. Man, I'm thirsty
promise?
Moar
I would drag you over to the bed, bend you over, pull off those jeans, and stick my fat dick in you.
Ask her to to be, or not to be?
Rate
Any interest n a Gilf?
Is that a roach against the baseboard?
Holy shit, I would fuck the shit out of her. I'd tittyfuck her first. Milk them tits all over my cock. As soon as I cum all over her face, I'll start sucking the milk out. Squeezing them and making them spray everywhere. Once I've had my fill, I'll go down and start eating her juicy cunt. Ill finger her ass, suck on her clit and nibble her lips till she squirts all over my face. Ill lap up as much preggo girl cum as I can and use whatever is still leaking out as lube. I'll fuck her hard alternating between her pussy and ass. I'll have her moaning and squirming and begging for more and harder. I'll finish up by cumming all over her pregnant belly. We'd take a short break and do it all over again. All day long
Sure, I have fantasies about ironing a grannies' skin until it's as smooth as 20 year old's
If you promise to be my little fuck slut.
I'll fuck you anytime anyway anywhere
As her if she thinks the Chicago Sun Times is as good as it used to be, and who her favorite editorialist is
Anymore nudes?
Ok then I'll take that as a No
I'll take that as a potatoe crossed with a tomatoe to make a mrs. quail
Ask her if she knows what rule 32 is
Rough anal creampie
Congratulate her on winning a prize
Give her some lotion, that chain must chafe
when you come down, post something that makes sense to someone thst is not on a pcp high
jennviens
a vice in the bush isn't worth two terms in white, amirite?
Talk to her. Maybe ask her on a date if it goes well. Kiss her, start a relationship. Get married. Ask her if she's ever fantasized about cuckolding. Ask her if she's ever fantasized about black men. Bring a black man over. While they fuck in the bedroom, wash his car wearing nothing but a skimpy maids uniform and a metal chastity cage. Start taking female hormones and get breast implants. Start sucking and fucking black men with her.
Hope your not the designated driver
Wwyd with these sisters?
More of this
its a deal!
Nudes!
wwyd to my sister?
Would you ever scissor this petite little slut?
So, you feel like sharing any nudes with us?
Wwyd to Paola?
Please post tits
rip that romper off, grab her hair and pound her pussy from behind
Where would you want me to fuck you publicly my little whore?
I'd have her smother with her thighs as I go all out eating her tight, wet pussy
Wwyd to Reaghan?
would you?
Don't even know what she looks like bro.
she just needs to be used as a sex toy
Fucking picture didn't upload, oh well
any public toilet will do
Mmm nice! And in this one?
I want you to suck my dick in my car before I drag you into the back seat, rip of your panties, and fuck you raw
Dumb bitch from highschool
Wwyd to Rachel?
You do realize you're talking to a man right
Wwyd to my nerdy little sister?
> You do realize you're talking to a man right
Wwyd to my buddy’s little sister Lynnae?
I'll tell her that her brother is a mentally ill cuck faggot
More
and more
I'd take you to the mall and let you pick out a pair of jeans that's not from 2003
Okay
wwyd?
Tell her that her brothers friend is human waste
Wwyd to them?
Wwyd?
What has happened to Yea Forums?
Listen bitch... Tits now, or get the fuck out
what if people see?
> what if people see?
Then I can cum and go to sleep
I'm talking a lot of shit, but you really are beautiful. You've got a great figure. Most girls would kill to have that body;)
throatfuck
wwyd to middle
I'll take you on a date to a nice inner city SmackDonalds men's room then. We'll put you in a nice trench coat with nothing underneath and once inside I'll take it off. I'll bend you over the sink grab one of your tits and start fingering your ass. Slow to start but a little faster every few seconds. You sigh quietly and as you do I kiss and bite your neck. You let out a nice load moan as I start sucking your ear lobe and we hear movement coming from one of the stalls. I command you to look behind the broken door and find a junky stroking his cock and recording us playing. He stops for a moment and tries to cover his little cock but you just drop to your knees, grab it and start sucking, just like you've been trained. I offer to help him record. I take his phone and start walking around getting some nice shots of your ass, pussy and jiggly tits. I bring it around in time to catch him grab the back of your head slam his little dicky to your throat and hold it in place as he dumps load after load of semen in your mouth. He pulls out in time for the last load to end up all over your face and tits. I hand him his phone and tell him to go grab a friend. Female if he can....
Virgins
i'd take middle and right through facial abuse and post it like mayli , more
I'd make her suck me off in front of her friends then fuck her ass while she begged for it
Wwyd to her petite body?
Lol yeah I'm totally a virgin dude. You got me. I'm so upset, how could you say that about me?!
Sorry I offended you the truth hurts I guess
New thread just for you
My dates do tend to go like this
I wanna fuck the shit of Sarah anytime I see her
I bet she would love that how would you start?
Fuck more panties plz
Greet her by grabbing her ass, pulling her in and making out with her, start rubbing her pussy through those tight little shorts
violently rape her while fingering her butt then it's full anal time
What panties should she wear?
Wwyd
Tiny barely there thong
Like this? What then after she is wet?
Wanna skullfuck that cute face and grope those tight titties
Someone?
Yeah I'm gonna go kill myself you've got me so shook. You get a gold star for your le mad trolling effort.
Put a collar and leash on her, pull her down and force her in my cock
I let you look at yourself in the mirror to admire what a good little cum guzzling slut you've become. You lick a little cum off your lips as you notice me approach from behind with a dildo and stick your rear out so I can push it in easily. I take my cock and start teasing your pussy with it. It feels so good, doesn't it whore? I start fucking you so hard that we're shaking the sinks with each thrust. It doesn't take long for me to cum this time.
I stay inside you until every last ounce of cum is in you. I pull my flaccid cock out and as we're about to leave our junky friend comes back in with a nice looking blonde girl who appears to have just been picked up from the streets. He promises that she'll do whatever I need her to do to make me cum if he can just have a shot at your now cum soaked cunt. You've been a good little slut today so I'll leave it up to you. Do you want to be used by a couple of doped up addicts or are you ready to be led back home naked with my cum running down your legs?
> Put a collar and leash on her, pull her down and force her in my cock
>force her in my cock
Wow
she's about to wipe your party but just ran out of mana
Le xD rebbit XD
Die nameless
wwyd to these two?
yup thats a new one
I have something about her but post a better pic of her first >:_)
I'd bury my face in between those cheeks and motorboat the shit out of them (not literally). Then I'd spin you around and pin you to the wall, with your legs wrapped around me I'd thrust deep up into you whilst kissing your neck/tits. I'd make blood rush to parts of your body you didn't even know possible.
Also, will you join the thread that dude made for you? I'd love to tell you more of what I wanna do to you.. lol
Ohh shit you got kik?
grimwrapper
swoop that coffee chicks hat
Need a wwyd/cuckold story about my big sister. Kik me qc1819
How wet is my little slut right now?
Wwyd will remove some clothes
well it'd be a shame to leave them all pent up...
Bend her over the jukebox and feel up her ass before slapping it
Brutal please
some bros take her out to a bar to get her drunk then carry her back to their dorm
Her ass
Grab handfuls of her hair and pull her mouth balls deep onto my cock feeling her hands slap against me as she's choked out
what do they do to her when they take her back
Need to sink deep into that ass and make her cry out as she buries her head into the mattress while I ravage her from behind
Do my little sister kelcie
she's out so they want to make sure she doesn't choke on her own vomit so they toss her on the bed and turn her head sideways
next they wanna try to wake her up to see if she's okay so they pull her top up and suck on each of her nipples to try to raise her
Show us kelcie naked
What do the bros do after they get the nips nice and up?
You have kik btw?
Needs to be on her knees and facefucked
there's a reason you are alone.
Ample body for a good gangbang, those fat lips spread wide taking cock as her tits are slapped and played with while her cunt is being used
my wife
pretty much this except she's out for now
wtf
wwyd?
Post more. I’d like to have her suck her own juices off my dick
That ass looks in need of a spanking and using
Does she like it when she realizes she’s getting violated by BWC
which hole would you use first
Which one and how
not particularly
the door to exit
Wanna give her a sloppy blowjob first, watch her eyes widen as I jam my cock between those lips and facefuck her
Hmm does let them cum on her face
i would cum all over those tits and that belly
it sure does
nah, they're using plenty of lube and plenty of force
Do they creampie that asian cunt
You don't even think twice before grabbing Blondie and pushing her down to her knees and commanding her to clean you up with her tongue. She looks straight at your cum soaked snatch and with just a hint of fear and regret, grabs your ads with one hand, spreads you with the other and pulls your cooch to her mouth. You begin to moan as she starts licking mouthful of cum out of you. She starts sucking and rubbing your clit while she does. She reaches back around and starts rubbing your little asshole with her middle finger. You gasp when she sticks the tip of her finger in and begin to moan as she slides the rest in after. You start losing yourself and start to hump her mouth trying to get her tongue deeper but it doesn't matter as you cry out in ecstasy and squirt all over her soaking her thin cotton top. You try to sit down, but its not time yet. You still have another cock to milk. I strip Blondie and sit up against the sink. I grab her pert handful of tits and pull her back against my cock. You grab it for me and align the tip with her asshole she tries saying no but it doesnt matter. I fuck her her raw and dry. The poor girl starts to scream but they're muffled out as you grab her head and shove your tongue down her throat. You head south once she quiets herself a bit and start eating her out to return the favor. As you do, baby dick comes up behind you and slides right in. You're hit with surprise as he starts going at it with the fervor of a horny dog. Blondie starts to moan between sobs. She cant tell whether its more painful or pleasurable. All of a sudden her anus starts twitching and squeezing and I realize that you have just returned her favor and made her cum. Its too bad she's not a squirter too. I would have loved to take you home covered in girl cum. I finish up inside her and pull out to wait for dude to finish up.....
Bend her over and spank that ass hard before mounting her and riding those hips
her anus and mouth get big loads
Tight whore needs using
a few minutes of rapid and intense fucking later he starts cumming. I've never seen someone cum so much before. His cum is starting to pour out around his cock. He pulls out and finishes spraying on your back. He thanks us and tells us that you were well worth giving up his sister. We exchange numbers and I lead you out of the bathroom, trench coat over my shoulder, butt naked and covered in cum, the two blocks back to the car.
Grab hold of her hair and pull it back to lift her head out of the floor to make her screams echo round her bedroom as I violate her ass deeper and deeper, sinking further in with each thrust
like this?
Sucking dick?
wwyd?
i'm 12 and put my penis in her right hole and put my index finger in her left hole
12 cm?
Nice tight body to watch ride me as I grope and play with her tits
gf, how would you do it?
12 years old
Grab her collar and yank her close to force my cock all the way down her throat