Rekt thread

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More similar to this 2, i love this kind of rekt

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mmm... I dont know, this looks staged

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priceless

that video is fucking glorious

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nice camera work

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It's fake and gay

"Maximum file size is 2mb"

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texting and walking. Shame.

ho-le-shit

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story?

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how to outsmart a nigger.

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What happened?

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Anti heros are awesome.

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Wonderful.

Now I see why parents are so overprotective :(

this is why special inspections are important.

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This is actually kind of cute

he's dead.

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This is no fucking joke. I worked at Mammoth Mountain in Cali back in 2006, and three people fell into one of these, except it was from volcanic gasses being released (Mammoth mountain is a dormant volcano and the town is in the cauldera(?) They were fucking cooked alive and slowly. Fucked up shit.

Look for Cock ninja studios for this shit, its fake but good amateur shit.

Nerve gas

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>whys this dumb nigger stopped at the tracks
>oh

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The pipe broke and contained nerve gas.

Hope this ended in court in the dudes facor, he shot the guy that didnt have the gun kek

If u look right into the cart their pushing theres a tank of nerve gas knocking around loose, it may have hit the valve and cracked open

Try that again and you'll egret it

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Ngl that actually could be the case for once, even with memeing aside

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Nerve gas

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lol are they stealing candy?

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Did re rit shumsing
na I keep go

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Really cool, and really fucking fake lol

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Lmao wtf is going on here

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Fucking nerve gas did it again.

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How the fuck is the guy in yellow still alive
Most oblivious fucking wetback to exist

Damn son wonder what he did

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Say sike rn

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someone post the junkie on heroin who fucked some guy's little sister getting beaten on the bed

I could be terribly wrong
I was just guessing
I am dumbdumb dummy ok

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When dat bass drops

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Kek, the 2 retards got what they deserved

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That shit is deadly.

Suicide or dumbass?

What a crabby little bastard.

I mean, she literally turned her back to the train and covered her face to make it go away. So you might want to take an educated guess here...

Given the punishment, I'd say he fucked the wrong chick.

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Damn nerve gas is everywhere.

Context?

He called him a faggot.

Why would you just stand there, jump up you useless retard. If not then just go to the other side where their isn't a train about to open you up like a can opener.
Fucking bug people, I swear the majority are literally brain-dead.

I like the progression:
> Light
> LIGHT
> Dark

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screamed, probably

More nerve gas.

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People who fake videos really need to learn to stop adding the obviously shitty fake ass vcr glitch effect

I mean that's kinda fun to watch but how is it rekt? Unless balloons are people, now.

Lmao how is getting electrocuted real just let go nigga lmao what the fuck haha

Is this the one where the stuntman died?

>shuts down an entire city block
>how is it rekt
nigger you need to step away from the gore for a bit, it's not so healthy yaknow

electricity + bare feet and hands + water

Nervous gas

dan?

So you normies have pussified rekt to mean public utilities inconvenience, now?

>my sports team better than your sports team

We should mandate classes in middle school where students need to watch videos like these. Scare them into not being fucking idiots.

So many deaths can be avoided if people stopped being retards and started paying attention to their surroundings.

Lmao

Big dose of nerve gas.

He cut through a nerve gas pipe.

The shock causes you to lock up. It's called "tetanic contraction".

realclearscience.com/blog/2015/02/what_electricity_does_to_your_body.html

saddest burglar in town

>Trains'll do that to ya, trains'll do that to ya

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>fake ass vcr glitch effect
well, I like it.. but then again. I'm from before.

MODS! THIS IS THE WORST THING I'VE SEEN yeah I can't even, it's too cute..

honestly yeah. either go the extra effort to record it off a vcr or get gud at vfx lol

Thanks

gotta get me moh money fo dem health cares

Never a dull moment in niggertown USA

go away antifa

This is the best way to torture someone.

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some pay extra for this

My first week being Batman

>VK
>.ru
sure man

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shocking

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I recommend the workplace accident ones to anyone considering getting a machinist job

jerking off to this feelsbadman

i thought about launching a bunch of balloons covered in tinsel at some power lines like that

Yeah most places charge for extra cheese

There are much better ways

whoever filmed it "aaahhh I can't watch!"

Stupid sandnigger

"Allah is going to protect me from this train, teeheheheheh"

wtf happened here?

Son was threatening suicide, dad was a cop and pulled out his service gun and dared him to do it.

gta

Has anyone ever figured out what the fuck happened here? I've been seeing this for years and can't get my head around why he killed himself.

Lol this

>falling for bait

for serious mountain climbers this kind of shit is, like, routine, which is terrifying

>die with cig in mouth.
what a cool way to go.

It just stinks. It stinks like a stinking rotting piece of fake fucking shit. Even if it were real, it wouldn't be worth watching.

I've seen a lot
I've seen heads blown off
I've seen people set on fire
I've even seen dumbshits get rekt by elevators

This
This hurt to watch

Probably deserved it tho

No this is the one where he lands and says don't be a dick, dick. And then a flaming gerbil flies out of his ass

Pretty obvious ;
take my gun and shoot me right in the heart if you're going to be a bitch like that son.
>fuck you dad, fuck this shit!

obvious suicide you retard

lol

They all got electrocuted

I just hope he was a child molester or something like that and not just drugs. Which we could fix by making most legal but whatever.

AYYYY dubs youtube.com/watch?v=U_TX6CgT030

start it at 1:57

The son was suicidal and his dad was trying to call his bluff when he threatened to kill himself, but instead he obviously went through with it.

Making drugs legal would just force the cartel to extort the legal distributors which will raise the prices, and the cartels will still offer drugs for a lower cost.
It would actually benefit the cartels

Probably just sold drugs on the wrong street corner.

He raped a kid according to best gore

This guy is getting executed by a cartel, apparently he was a hitman for a rival cartel or he was a member and fucked up seriously.Honestly I would just go out in a blaze of guns and glory not gonna allow this kinda shit to happen to me. Id rather they have a video of my body all shot up but some of their guys are dead instead of that shit.

So nobody knows.

The face @ :06

it would just force them into harder drugs with less competition and higher profit margins.

After the third cat, I couldn't watch anymore. Shit is too brutal

Well it was cartel related thats for sure

Damn those things are horrifying

Fake n Gay

Then we just fucking force them out of our terf like the afghans did to the russians

Stupid is supposed to hurt

It won't be that easy. The cartel is a cancer that runs deep.

kek

>group of jackasses pushing large metal item
Knew exactly what was going to happen. These guys shoulda watched more rekt threads.

Did anyone survive or roasted hoo-man?

Okay you feel something coming down, I wouldve twitched out of there in a heartbeat

Holy shit did you see the nerve gas?

bump

I'd eat that if the red head from Riverdale did that to my hotdog.

Retard

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the slap always makes me chuckle

This is the most amazing thing I've ever witnessed. I'm quitting the internet for good to push human society closer to this ideal, full-time

So long

No, he was offered a chance to subscribe to pewdiepie but refused.

This is Cartel stuff, they don't give a fuck about raping kids unless it's the wrong kid.

Bump

>bicycle-rockets-06

How many of these videos are there?!

cos it is

It's fake and gay you dumb fuck

Nerve gas in the plane... Modern technology is shocking

Doesn't matter. I'm already gone.

No it isn't. Fuck niggers

Yes well you see umm natural selection??

Man wouldve shot that nigger

around blacks, never relax.

with audio is hilarious. girl start to immediately freak out

Well we have the 2nd fucking amendment and If the cartel thinks the govt wont step in they got another thing coming, remember kiki camarena and why after that shit show the cartels will piss their pants and shit bricks If they so much as hear the US govt is coming after them

The retard will be you when youre being executed and realize "oh shit I couldve used my legal rights against them"

My boy is a little younger and this is awful to watch...
But...
Why the fuck do Asians have such difficult times with escalators?

Lmfao its brazil nigga I doubt anyone even investigated it.

Yeah, handling nerve gas without any work gear is always an awful idea.

>holy shi-oh look a penny

That garage door came down on him with a vengeance

America in the cage and faggy euro's outside it

MODS MOOOOOOOODS

obv fake, but still entertaining

Jesus christ that guy in the vest is an absolute retard.

Gotta wonder what kind of mental illnesses make them do this kind of shit

I am laughing

by nerve gas

By the cancer runs deep I mean they're not just a bunch of hoods running around with AKs. There are a lot of white collar cartel members. Lawyers, doctors, probably 1/3 of all government in Mexico and they're starting to creep into our public systems.

source?

gigga chad stops train walking across the track

fuck that's a rough way to go

I think he wanted the tanktop man to die

The fuck is wrong with some people

Looks like he was working on the electrical timer box LIVE, and pulled it down onto the metal support structure when he fell. Then touched the water, grounding him from the live metal, to the pond GND. Could have been avoided entirely by shutting off the circuit before service, or not pulling it down with him. Or a stupidity preventer (GFCI)

Well its boog time if thats the case, kidding about the boog but youre right about the corruption. I mean I live in hidalgo county which is considered to be the most corrupt county in the U.S.

XD

I'm hoping he blacked out. Slowly drowning in shallow water while being unable to move and in extreme pain wouldn't be great.

bicycle edition

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That is terrifying! Imagine being out there alone when that happens

interesting fishing lure

And now the power is knocked out for the whole area. Thanks alot you stupid bitch

Someone post the jew who accidentally shoots himself in the head and his skullcap flies off

don't be an idiot. building inspections are paid for by taxes and taxes are theft. the market will self-correct for shoddy buildings and unsafe business proprietors.

mtf surgery Brazilian style lol

Let us enjoy Shuaiby once more, shall we?

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I was already reading your posts in a Texas accent. I'm in Maine so the worst I worry about is the damn speedo wearing non-tipping French Canucks

Because it worked so well to remove the mafia?
There's nothing you can do, deal with it

Building inspections are exactly the thing that we SHOULD pay taxes for. I do not trust the average dipshit to know a building's not safe to enter.

what the fuck did you THINK was going to happen!?

The guy in white was lucky he was not touching any metal. Meanwhile the guy in yellow was not going to deal with this

Does anyone have the webm of the two black people getting out of the black car and shoot at the windshield

>look at the bright side shirt
Ironic.

Why haven't they already?
You can catch a few, but you can't stop the operation

Did somebody fuck your little sister user? And was it a major chad stud who sells drugs and smoked your sister out and now your a cuck for this stuff

Dude leave it to children to find any way to kill themselves. Fucking kids I FUCKING HATE KIDS

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Just a simple robery ma'am, stay down.

You mean that clip from a movie?

The market works on too short of a timeframe. It could take years for a building to collapse and by that time the company doesn't even exist.

I'm sure reading Wealth of Nations was exciting for you, but leave the economics to the economists.

spring must have broke, or the cable

BALLS OF STEEL

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You're a bit slow yeah?

+ nerve gas

Bwahahaha Didn't think that one through. Luckilly he didn't get his willy fried.

y tho

That was fake? That's surprising, I'm used to seeing the retarded deaths in movies where they fly like 3 yards backwards after getting shot.
Any other movies that have less "hollywood" deaths?

duck rape

BASED STACY

Yeah, there was an easy path to the side to avoid the train, yet ran to it, turned around and covered her face. Hysterical suicide. God speed, and hope it was indeed quickly fatal.

hot-dog

Then mom and dad lost their goddamn minds? The reaction made me think the dead guy released a failsafe gas agent and they were choking to death.

Tough love doesn't work on depression folks. They likely will call your bluff, or check and raise.

God speed kid, your family sucked ass. Mom sat on her fat ass and watched while his dad told him to shoot him or himself.
Hope those two never have another kid.

I want to fuck your girlfriend

beyblade beyblade let it rip

Felony assault, good luck finding a job.

Lel i thought this was a mless link.

Does anyone know if this was a human child

Or a nigger

Thanks

I knew a girl that did this shit. She has a three year old daugher now, norco and xanax problem, and a criminal record a mile long. Of course, DCFS lets her keep the kid, since she's such a good role model.

Just a more rounded picture of the life of someone this vindictive. The more you know!

Hey, those dogs are racist. That young and smart black boy didn't do nothing.

Chinese. They don't allow niggers in china very much.

Quick thinking to douse his head in water to escape the fumes

Mexican birth control

fucking nasty. you can just imagine the snapping noise.

Is he ded?

Don't be a fucking liar, that happened on brazil. That guy getting eaten is an alleged rapist.

kek

He was a pedophile. What you see here is public justice.

This is deep, the man with the gun didn't even suffer any consequences, instead the driver died and probably was forced to do this.

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Yum.

He was a pedophile. Whether or not he deserved it (to that extent)...meh, that's your call.

too bad mudslime women don't realize there is no promise for them in Mohammed heaven

this is lit

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>electricity + bare feet and hands + water
>+ nerve gas
= ?
I'm a dum dum when it comes to math.

Ouch. That looks like it hurt.

I almost don't feel bad for him

holy shit half the thread is commentary you faggots less qq more pew pew

But she was celebrating her 21st birthday!?! Like, omg stop being such an incel!

Hippo tipping

Thanks user
Now i actually feel bad for the poor kid
Didnt know any better

>falling for the bait's bait

Beaners are fucking animals

*I will not take the bait. I will not take the bait.*

Why do I get the feeling this was not an "accident"? Maybe I've been playing too much Hitman...

Is there some kind of dangerous chemical reaction when you mix electricity with water?

okay this made me laugh

Around blacks never relax!

He survived though, footage wouldn't have been retrieved otherwise.

What kind of a country do people just casually walk by as someone brutalizes a child on the sidewalk? Seriously, nobody steps in at all... Why do Asians act like this? Aren't they supposed to be smart and shit?

You're a fucking mad man.

not such a clever boy

I bet he went home, fucked his sweet girl and reproduced whereas the old man went home to his wife and kids with a bloody nose. Then his wife divorced him for being a pussy and fucked the Chad's dad to get better genes.

I'd say he was smart. There's nothing you can do at that point and he was careful not to touch the body as to not be electrocuted as well. Not looking and walking away is the best thing you can do in a situation like that, it prevents you from getting PTSD.

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It's not all Asians, it's only Chinese people. It's their culture. I'm not even lying, the term used by scholars and experts is actually "Chinese Cultural Lack of Empathy"

they don't know limitations also where are the parents

Punk ass bitch probably deserved it. If you instigate a fight, the person kicking your ass should get off with super light charges. Just saying.

Woman in Red: "What the eff?"

It's because if they help then in their governments eyes they're assuming responsibility and can be sued or even charged for the crime. It's completely fucked and probably the reason China is on fire at the moment.

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>I have nigger tier self-control therefore the law should only give me a slap in the wrist when I act like a nigger.

It's true
Dead bodies are never recovered, they are just left wherever they happen to die

I know this because I heard it on Yea Forums

The guy in the blue jacket saw what happened right? He knew? Note how (near the end of the vid) he checks the hot dog then follows after her.