Do you have any sexual secrets, Yea Forumsros ?

Tell

I’m 34. I started my job at 23, and pretty much immediately started hooking up with employees

What was your best?

Ya I’m not into boys, although some of the shit they tell me about the girls the hook up with is hot

i'm a senior in high school (yes i'm 18 gfys) and there's this freshman in my psychology class that was talking just to me and one of her friends about how she loves murder shit, long story short, she's nuts. but she's so fucking hot, and i didn't find out until yesterday that she's only 13. what do?

17 year old who must have had some sort of Oral fixation because she was constantly sucking my dick. Usually I’m good about letting these girls go but I got attached to that one

Any good stories?

my nephew was the tightest

Story?

13 year old girl who was 16 when she started therapy. Let her neighborhood friends use her as a sex slave.

I used to chat with underage girls on Omegle a few years ago, and I feel pretty bad about it. They were usually 13-17 and I did this until I was 22. I never met up with anybody or anything crazy like that. It was all just anonymous chat. Something just clicked one day and I realized it was gross and decided to stop. I'm 25 now and I still feel pretty gross when I think about it.

also, i have kinks for crazy bitches, and blood, and i guarantee she'd be into it

Yoooo I feel this. I have this addiction of pretending to be a 15 year old boy on insta and snap and chatting with these little thots

Holy larp, batman!!1!

I've started crossdressing these last few months. I never had such a turn on that I thought about it at work

I like them 8 to 12.

My gf's fantasy is bring killed by me during sex. She starts laughing and moaning like a maniac if I hit her.

I used to work at a glow nigga hq as a contractor. There are more glow niggas looking into online cp than organized crime dodged a bullet op.

whats work........smoking cock at the local rest stop glory hole?

glow nigga?

Stop now, because it's going to cause you serious mental health issues when you get older and decide that you want to be a good person. I dealt with a lot of guilt because of it. I really strive to be a good perdon and do no harm to anybody else. I feel ashamed of my past.

I never watched anything like that or traded pictures. It was all just text.

Pedopedopedo

Yeah, no, I'm straight.

Well, I thought about it a lot, and I think I'm something like 95% straight? So I'm bi? I don't care, I just know that I want to be with the girl that accepts to fuck me in the ass while I'm in a dress

I can’t it’s like an addiction. Everytime the chat gets sexual it’s like I’ve just snorted a line

Hebaphile at most. Learn your terms dumbass

Sex slave like how?

You need to stop cold turkey, because it's going to come back to haunt you. How old are you?

33

Cops.

Yeah and its years old your probably good now but don't think omegal is all anonymous if any of those kids reported you they save the video and text chat +ip addresses.

11 is prime. Literally.

I finger fuck my self to the thought of my boyfriends sister almost everyday .....

Same here, but I think I stopped like at 16. Started at 10. Kinda realized I liked talking/showing with boys though which is weird because I don't like adult men.

Like she would give them head before and after school, she’d let them take turns fucking her. Sometimes they would skip school and gangbang her.

No

I fucked your mom

Prove it, with time stamp.

Hot. You ever eat pussy?

Damn, what other shit do you here?

Ever end up with an erection in a counseling session?

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I want to be a leather wearing, chain smoking dominatrix

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What's wrong with you? I stopped at 22 and I felt like that was really late. You're 33 and still do this?

Bet the baby is going to be retarded.

Never ate pussy before , but I really really want too , I even imagine it when my boyfriend fucks me , honestly every chance I’m alone I watch lesbian porn , and creep on his sister threw the window take pics of her suntanning , she’s pretty hot ....

I’m a candaulist. I get off on showing my wife off to other guys and seeing them crave what I have - kind of a power thrill. No interest in cucking - the idea of anyone else actually touching her like that is disgusting to me - I just get off on knowing that they want her.

It started with me exchanging wife pics in person with a close friend. It escalated to me sharing her pics (all face-censored, of course) on Reddit and now I’m a moderator at a major cuck/candaulist chat room and regularly meet up with strangers to jack to my wife’s pics in person.

It’s gotten out of hand.

Found a ton of used condoms in my moms trash.
Some of them were filled with cum.
I fapped, then fapped again.
I didnt know she is such a slut. Clearly had multiple guys over.

Any solo confessions from girls? Like
>“I can’t stop masturbating”
or
>”I have a crush on my (insert family member)”

Suggest it to him

I have a friend like that with a hot ass girlfriend with a thicc ass. Every time when Im at their place at a party or so he just randomly shows me her boobs or ass. I couldnt deal with that shit if I was sober lol. She has a fucking perfect ass too.

Don't encourage the larpers

Damn that's really hot. Also, click on the post number to reply to my post.

How old are you? How old is she?

My daughter is 7 years old and perfectly healthy.

Suggest what? Me with another girl? Or me fucking his sister lol ?
She’s a lesbian but idk if she would be down ....

Don't encourage the larper

I’m 19 she’s 23

Yes to often. I sit behind a desk, it’s a little less personal but it hides my erections.

Tons. I catch myself asking a lot of irrelevant questions just because It’s hot.

Sometimes their parents bring in their phones for me to read when they catch their kids doing inappropriate things. Those are always fun to read.

Young boys spend 70% of the time trying to get laid 20% on sports/ video games and 10% on eating.

Young girls spend 90% of their time trying to impress and get attention from boys.

Does she know?

Ya idk. I think it brings me back to when I was in high school chatting with girls on Aim

Fucking virgins

Do you ever smell her dirty panties while you masturbate? Also, why the fuck don't you know how to reply to a post properly?

Yes only one girl who had a masturbation issue.

A few who have had crushes on an older brother or cousin. It’s rarely a sexual attraction it’s more of they are the only guy they know that actually cares about them beyond their body.

There was one girl who was engaging in a sexual relationship with her brother.

Three way with him and his sister.

Have regular sex with some of my Tenants in exchange for not paying rent.
Amazing what some people will do to save some cash.

No - it’d end in divorce if she did.

Ever end up seeing pictures on the phones?

You should write a book user. Secret lives of teens, with all the details

I wish I was that confident, but I’m much more careful in who I pick and how I approach it.

I’m to scared for that , and I don’t no if he would want his sister....
And this is my first time posting ....so i didn’t no how ....

Yeah, so that's a little to late now. Have fun while it lasts

Post a creep pic of his sister. No face if you're scared.

Tell him you've wondered about being with a woman as well as him and would like to try a threesome. Then say it has to be somone you won't get jealous about.

Yes I have. I don’t know if their parents didn’t look before giving me the phone or didn’t want to look. Like I said girls these days are super desperate to get attention from boys

I’ve thought about writing a book, but honestly I think it would be too shocking for people

Few years ago, I broke up with my bf for a few days here or there. Just so I could go out and have fun. Don't do it anymore ofc...

That’s why I’m so careful. Can’t risk getting too far in - gotta be able to cut and run from the sharing when I need to.

I meet underage girls on omegle and make them emotional dependent on me.
It's really not about seeing them naked or sexting, it's the trust that's really what gets me off.
Tbh I don't really see the harm, I make them feel really good about themselves.

with him its just a drunken state thing I guess. ALso I meant he shows me her body live, not on pictures. The hot thing is that she also doesnt seem to mind. I remember that one time he bent her over on his legs and shouted at me to look at her ass and slapped it. good times. He gets angry when someone touches her though so thats a minus lol

Oh wow - cool wife lol. Mine would kill me if I did that - and I’d also get pissed if anyone actually touched her

I dirty danced with her in front of his whole family and we were drunk but it was just for fun , I get wet every time I think about it ... I could send you pics ....

Faggot

You’re r tagging the wrong shit bro

Don't do it pedo.

Details on the girl and her brother? Ages? Was it consensual?

It's my 1st day here, cut me a break.

Good luck with that.

That wasn’t even me lol !
But yeah , yeah your right ...

She was 12 he was 15 when it started she didn’t go into details other then it was consensual and it “sort of just happened” they would have sex and then she would feel guilty about it and they wouldn’t for a while but then the tension would build up and they would do it again. Eventually it became an everyday thing, until he started getting more serious about his gf and she got really depressed which lead to her seeing me at 15.

what's ur kik

So as a psychologist/therapist, what’s your take on age of consent laws?

Yeah, if you know a way to meet open-minded girls, tell me.

The funniest part is that only one person IRL knows this, and it's a very close female friend... and that she likes it. But she's engaged since a few months

I think they are needed. There are definitely some young girls who are mature and do know what they are doing but farrrr too many of them don’t. Too many of these girls get taken advantage of by older guys.

I want to create fake accounts and send my gf's mom my cock picture, I think it is hot because I creampied her daughter with this very same cock.
Also, I'd like to send her father his daughters pussy picture and lure him into fapping to it while thinking it's some random girls pussy.

I'm weird.

That’s a fetish I never knew I had. Getting a dad to jerk over his own daughters pussy and not even knowing

This is a totally reasonable desire. Do you know enough about her parents to get to them via social media channels or something without it being obvious?

Do you think they’d engage in dirty chat with a stranger?

Which was your advice? Would you have told her to continue their relationship of the reason to visit you was they wanted to be serious between them?

Sorry for giving you this idea then haha

Her parents are divorced so it makes things much easier, and I have known them for about 3 years now. The thing is, I'm not sure if I should do it and if it will be worth it having done that.

The amount of young girls who hook up with 20 year old losers is astounding the funny part is the girls always act so shocked when they cheat or beat them.

Details

Well her parents sent her because she was depressed they had no idea and I didn’t tell them.

The brother had pretty much cut off sex between them so that issue was over. A lot of times giving direct advice does nothing, you have to lead them to their own answers. So my goal was to get her to move on and find a relationship with a guy her age

fuck her ofcourse

And those are the relationships they are open about. Plenty of these young girls end up in some sexual encounter with guys much older them in their 30’s and 40’s. Their parents friends, their friends parents, their bosses/coworkers.

So, you are bi.

On it will be worth it...

About which aspect?

Holy fuck in the area I live in they just passed a law making it illegal to keep child abuse shit secret unless your a kiddie fuckers lawyer. I wonder how many sick fucks you would have locked up.

you need to kill yourself

Sounds like it could work then. If they’re both kinda single and looking.

The only problem with following through and doing this is that the thrill will be so fucking wild that you’ll want to do it again and probably take it further. Like eventually ending up trying to fuck her mother kind of thing. Which would also be cool.

Depends how much you care about your gf. If you’re just gonna split up soon enough anyway then go for it.

Larper here constantly. Probably not real, if he was fucking 14yo. Girls he’d be busy doing that instead of posting in every secrets thread.

You should get her dad to fap to a picture of her naked with face covered and then reveal to him after what the rest of the picture is. Also best to get your phone or computer “hacked” along the way and share with GF, so when her picture comes out she can’t trace it directly to you...

There were some situations were I felt I had to report things but those are extreme abuse situations. For the most part it doesn’t do any good reporting it as it doesn’t help the patient, they lose faith in the process and they aren’t going to name the person either.

So I have personal guidelines I follow about what should and shouldn’t be reported

>If you’re just gonna split up soon enough
Yep, we are in a hard situation and she pisses me off many times now, this is why I've been having these thoughts, but I'm generally a good person and I wouldn't like to do anything too bad to hurt them. Her parents are cool people.
These ideas turn me on anyway.

Show us?

Been wanting to ask a female co-worker out for a while, but to worried my buddies will judge me for her not being attractive enough.

Well, fair enough. I’m generally a very good person but I have horrible ideas that turn me on. It could have knock on consequences for you even if you break up.

Are you both pretty young still? Cos those relationships mean fuck all. You could also make this happen and then never reveal to the parents so it’d just be your own personal secret.

Thats actually what some doctors and preists were saying but some bad cases happened here so now shinks have to report.

Don't encourage the larper

I totally get that. If it’s in any way abusive i.e molestation, or coercive like an authority figure using their authority to get sex I always report.

When it’s like some 15 year old jumping on the dick of her dads buddy it doesn’t benefit anyone

I’m a smart, sane, friendly guy who gets on well with people and have a nice good looking wife. I genuinely think I’m a sex addict though. And it’s increasingly led me to doing weird shit because I don’t care who I fuck.

I once fucked a mildly retarded woman I met on a bus when I was drunk.

I’ve fucked women from 50–70 (while I was 25–35).

Fucked a few BBWs and proper whales.

I’ve cheated more times than I can count, often with prostitutes.

I’ve fucked TVs and CDs and let a few random dudes suck my cock.

So whats the most extreme/worst thing you’ve heard?

>You could also make this happen and then never reveal to the parents so it’d just be your own personal secret.
This is the main idea, I would never reveal that. It would be something I would be somehow proud of having done when I think about it in the future. OR I would feel guilty, I don't know. Maybe both?

We are in our early 20s.

If you really like her, fuck what everyone else says user, I think you shouldn't care what others think about you and who you date. Just do it

9 year old got raped by dads drunk buddy, dad heard her crying and just shut the door instead of helping her

your larp sucks, go to bed

I would fucking go for it then. It’s sort of harmless if nobody knows except you. And you need to do it while you’re still with the gf for ultimate kicks. Like seeing her parents for dinner afterwards... it’s fucking gold, man!

Most importantly, is she hot and do you have nudes?

Wow man. Was not prepared for that. What happened? Did the dad get paid to or something? Or was he just a pussy who couldn’t protect his daughter?

it's just a made up story, nothing to worry about

Thanks man. That helps.

He was just a drunk asshole I’m guessing. He died before she even went to therapy

>Like seeing her parents for dinner afterwards... it’s fucking gold, man!
Totally agree haha

>Most importantly, is she hot and do you have nudes?
She looks fine and I do.

You should share the pics then, dude.

Fuck, I’ll get them to her dad if you don’t want to.

This thread will be in the archives, can't do it. But yeah I might try it anytime soon. Lazy to create fake accounts tho, fucking pain in the ass.

I had a one night stand with my school mate which turned into a bit violent situation. I was pissed but still wanted more, he didnt. I have considered just forcing myself on him as he is smaller than me and I could blackmail with the stuff he did. Or just stealing his underpants in sauna evening. God Im pathetic.

Dude, you need to put in a tiny bit of god damn effort. And you can def share a nude without face. Just wanna see what kind of body we’re dealing with.

I wish I would've before I made the choice to move out of state, which is in a week. Worrying that a romantic interest won't be up to my friends expectations of who I could date is a shitty thing I do.

Why yes, yes I do have sexual secrets OP

>Be me, male 30. Decent looking. 7 or 8 outta 10
>Married for 8 years. Wife puts on weight. Kind of bothers me, but I I don’t say anything.
>Was molested when I was 4-7 kinda messed me up. Like watching gay porn.
I’m not attracted to guys at all, like they don’t appeal to me in any way. But the thought of getting fucked in the ass is hot as fuck.
>wife stops having sex with me, because she’s self conscious about her weight.
>repress sexual urges and become addicted to porn.
>get more into gay porn and even cuckold porn.
>away in hotel for work. Horny as fuck.
>decide to get on Craigslist and find a dude to fuck my ass.
>ass was already waxed so post a picture and ad.
>Guy comes over bends me over the bed and shoves his cock in my virgin ass.

To be contented?

Yeah, I guess so. Ok.

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I love diapers so much that I trained myself to be a bedwetter so that I could wake up every morning in a flooded diaper.

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How about continued instead..

Not bad. Is she a redhead? Fucking love them.

I used to catfish girls and get them to send nudes by getting them to “fall in love” with me.

Ended up falling in love with one of the girls I was catfishing

Kind of? I don't know how to explain. Her pubes aren't red like in a pure redhair but she does look like one.

Lmk if you want more

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How about don’t keep going with this shit. Just leave your wife and be gay.

i pretty much exclusively watch covertly filmed videos of young girls peeing at danish festivals. theres actually some amazing footage if youre into voyeur shit. sometimes i cant believe my eyes when i see a really young hot girls shaved pussy, not only that but she's peeing! All the while having no idea that her most private parts are exposed online. plus there are loads of great closeups... and these are real people too, people you'd see on the bus or subway you can imagine seeing them in one of these candid videos. it's fucking depraved and I love it

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Please continue

Ok. Cool. Well, good luck secretly fucking ruining her parents. It’s a fucking great plan. I’d also then break up with her and reveal all to her mother and try to fuck her too. Godspeed.

I like to have sex with FBI agents

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Haha that's too evil for me. Thanks user.

When I was little I would constantly sneak into Mom's room after Dad left for work in the mornings, crawl under the sheets, pull Mom's panties down, and lick her pussy and asshole. She always moved and moaned, but idiot me always thought she was still asleep and none the wiser.

Fast forward years later to post puberty and she catches me wanking to late night skinimax one night. During the awkward conversation she asks me if I remember licking her. Mild panic as I realize she was awake the whole time, but I pretend I don't remember. She awkwardly excuses my behavior as boyhood urges and tells me to get some sleep.

Laying in bed that night, I realize: Mom was awake every time I went down on her, literally dozens of times, and never did anything but spread her legs, moan, and pretend to be asleep. And from then on I wondered what would have happened if I would have responded differently to her the night she walked in on me jerking off.

This is absolutely a true story. I'm embarrassed by it but it's also turned me into some weird oedipal freak.

When I was in high school my gf and I were fucking at her house and I looked up to see her mom's boyfriend spying on us and jerking off. She didn't see him and I kept going. I never told her and afterwards he would always grin weirdly at me.

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Funny military story here. I was stationed for a while at Fort Lewis, Washington. I went to a party at a friends house. He introduced me to his wife....who was an ex-prostitute that I used to fuck when I was stationed in Korea. We both recognized each other instantly, but played it off. I never said anything to him. I didn't see any point.

Buuuuuuullshit.

I used to regularly fuck my cousin, recently been considering seeing if she’s up for it again

That's what they all say. But it's the truth. No bullshit. Turns out Mom was sexually active with her dad and younger brothers growing up, so it totally explained her behavior.

The only reason I knew women liked to be eaten out is because my uncle (her youngest bro) showed me porn when I was in kindergarten and explained sex to me in incredible detail.

It's crazy how this shit all came together for me as an adult. Mom fucked anything that moved, and her fuck buddy, my uncle, taught me how she liked it.

Now I'm hard as diamonds for mom porn. This shit sucks.

Nice tits there, please continue

Is she hot? Or just an old fat wrinkle bag?

I don’t believe a small child actually just goes ahead and licks their mom’s cunt just because they’ve seen some porn.

And if all that was true, then of course you would just go and fuck your mom because clearly the whole family is messed up and she’s into it.

Is my mom hot? Now?! Hell no. She smokes like a chimney and is built like a pear.

She was extremely hot in her youth and still hot even 20 years ago when she caught me masturbating. Never weighed more than 110lbs soaking wet.

All women I've dated since have been just as petite. And the tiny woman I'm engaged to now used to let her grandpa fuck her while she pretended to sleep.

I'm telling you bro I'm totally fucked up.

I’m curious where you find that kind of material

15 years ago i got curious about how it would be to get a blowjob from a man. I dont know exactly why but the idea just came up in my head. i started to chat in a local chat room and right at the second time I found someone. I told him what was on my mind and he agreed to meet. He picked me up with his car and we drove to a remote place where nobody could see us.
He started to suck my dick slowly while stroking it. At first I was kind of shy but he took my hands and put them on his head to signal me that I should fuck his mouth harder. It was so fucking great and overwhelming, that I pulled out of his mouth to cum because I just couldn’t handle the sensation.

He liked it very much and was kind of excited to blow a straight guy, so we are seeing each other for 15 years. He’s in a relationship (so was I over the years) so it got harder to see each other but if there’s the chance we get together.

He’s the only guy how blows me :)

voyeurpissing.com

your first step down the rabbit hole

>Do you have any sexual secrets, Yea Forumsros ?
I want to fuck my best friend wife so bad. Today I saw a glimpse of her tits through her cleavage and I wanted to rape her in that moment.

peeingoutdoors for the high quality footage but blurred faces, galician gotta for no face blur but less consistent footage. both are the best in the business

Yeah once again, there's always someone calling bullshit, but you can't tell me you weren't sexually curious as a kid.

Now imagine a respected male role model in the mix encouraging you to try to do what women like.

Now throw a hot woman in the mix who sleeps in nothing but loose fitting panties.

Would you still have passed on that shit?

Anyway Mom and Dad were divorced shortly after I developed my habit. Mom lost custody of me because she was fucked up. I spent most of my time alone and only spent two summers with Mom. Opportunity to fuck my own mom only arose literally one time. And I blew it.

Probably would have pussed out anyway because I was a nerdy virgin.

It's worth it to tell your wife and give her the respect she deserves by leaving your relationship. You have destroyed your marriage the least you can do is stop making it worse. Imagine how your wife will feel if she ever finds out or gets STDs from you since you have a very obvious addiction to sex.

No thanks

I hope you die.

Best fuck you’ve had?

I have a secret to tell you. I have never felt this way about anyone in my life. Not only do I love you, I wish someone would treat you like you treated me. You wonder why I constantly try and get out of this relationship and you get mad at me but I wish you could just let go.

I really don't want to get a restraining order.

If you want to change go to some kind of therapy.

We don't, we're ignoring you indeed.

In my town the rent is at least $1,000 a month. You're essentially spending $1,000 on sex, compared to $100 for a street hooker or $400 for a fancier one.

Oh, it's you again!

Considering omegle is 99.4% dick pics, I call bullshit.

Serious question. What color was her hair and did her name start with C?

Any chance there's a webstite like this but for scat instead?

Boohoohooooo :'(

i listen to my roommate fuck all the time and stroke to it always, shes so sexy, wear her panties while i do and i hate it but i cant stop

#WhyIStayed

>you had pizza

Stop using her panties before she finds out. The fapping is pretty normal.

meh she wont find out. she loses fucking everything so she just assumed she lost them

What are your initials?

I just gave myself an improvised enema of my own piss. As I did I tasted the coffee I had 3 hours ago.

So sexy

My best friend and I get blowjobs from each others wives when we go to visit each other, the secret is neither wife knows about the other one, friend was cuck and wanted his wife to fuck me but is shy about her body after having a baby but she agreed to a blowjob and I eventually talked my wife into doing it for him about a year later. Been going on for 4 years.

lol nice

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I have a fetish for letting my little brother catch me masturbating. I'm not sure if it's exhibitionism or if I have a thing for him...

girl or fag?

Or my initials?

Got a gf of many years. Visiting one of my best friends soon in a different city who has always had a crush on me. We've made out before and think we might again, who knows what else

Girl. I can't even imagine how he'd take it if I was a guy going as far as I've gone.

I love how her pussy loops look. Nice tits too.

lips* I'm retarded

Got a good close up look at my moms pussy when I was 14 and fapped to the memory for about 3 years till I got my first GF.

Thanks - should I keep posting?

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cum inside her

Don't even know if we will fuck yet
Like gf is soulmate for sure
But best friend and I, just have sexual chemistry for sure, like we agreed we shouldnt kiss after we did once, proceed to make out a lot
staying at hers so likely to make out again, dont know if anything else

ages?

He's 13, I'm a few years older.

Self deprecating is what my friends say, i play down everything.
On a regular basis thing happen around me that require my strength, knowledge and leadership
I'm extremely strong and though I'm 50 i look like I'm in my early 30's and have not aged.
I can't fly but i have rescued a woman from under a bus that ran up on the curb.
being so desperate is lifted the tire off the ground without knowing i was lifting the corner of the bus on the sidewalk allowing the woman to be pulled free.i was 15 at the time.
Since then as a life guard i've saved numerous lives, During my time in the Army i've killed and i'm totally ashamed. So i've dedicated my life to helping all even my enemy's.

One Christmas i saved two men who were being beaten by 6 i took out all 6 and freed the two being beaten then quickly left.

A car went into a river during a winter night, i dove in and saved the guy i was fired from my job because i was late and soaked. fuck them anyway.

I held up a wall from crushing a few kids that was trying to kick it down, the wall fell towards then and i held it up untill they could get out.

I had a trip from NY to TX evey stop there was something, i stopped mainly seizures, suicides, I ran into a burning house in North Carolina and brought out the old woman and her daughter and dog then left them with the EMT's, Chocking and more seizures then in Houston guy had a seizure and some dildo tried to home the poor guy, i stopped the robbery, and saved the dudes shit, then just kept going.

During the Iraq war, i took a bullet like it was nothing it missed my body armor got me in the left shoulder, the asshole shot up my friend then walked toward us, i took him out and all his buddies, saved my battle bud, was out for 3 months.

It's as if i feel nothing but when bad shit happen it finds me and i end it. so be good to yourself everyone you never know when you can be useful to someone.

Just don't do any effort to prevent anything. Make her feel like she's fulfilling her natural role.

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1. I have had sex multiple times with a cousin, came in her pussy and ass.
2. Invited a little girl toward my car with every intention to take advantage of her, but backed out at the last minute.
3. If the first two didn't give it away, I have a huge ageplay and incest play fetish.

AMA

What do you think of inviting him to come closer next time?

I might if I get the chance. Every time so far he's got really embarrassed and left quickly.

youre a fuckign pedo and deserve to die for it

Would you grab his hand and slowly slide it between your legs if you got the chance?

if youre 18 tits or get the fuck out, otherwise youre some fat fucking dude writing fanfic

if youre 18 tits or get the fuck out, otherwise youre some fat fucking dude writing fanfic

Maybe you should wait for him to get near you in a normal situation, before start masturbating. Then once he is by your side just do it and see his reaction.

is his dick cute?

Boohoohooo :'(

I don't know if I could be that direct. I hope so?

Show us your tits first. I don't doubt there is a fat dude here and it isn't me.

That's a pretty good idea! We watch movies together at some point most weekends.

Yes, but I've only seen it by accident like twice in the past year or maybe longer.

This is Yea Forums if you really are a girl you know the rules faggot. Tits or gtfo

ummm, like why you have't actively tried to see his dick if you "like" him so much?

I fap with my friends thongs

i did that too, with my friend's gf's underwear, i wanted to cum on it but she would definitely notice

Yeah that's risky. I have about 6 pairs I stole

I cant really steal those because im the only one with access to their bedroom, they would know
its ok though as long as i keep it clean

i have a massive panty fetish. i take pics of them whenever im in a girls house

I suppose because so far my focus has always been letting him see me...

I take creepshots of little girls

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well then don’t

I've blown my friend before

but its fun

i have a diaper and a balloon fetish, so i've filled up a room with balloons, stuck a vibrating buttplug in my ass, put on a diaper and sissy dress, got high (it's legal here) and started popping them all.

it's one of my most memorable fantasies come true, and i hate that i have no interest in any kind of normal sexual acts.

but older girls have bigger asses tho

i do them too. but i also like the little ones

I can only get into gay porn, my favorite ones are the straight guys at gloryholes or just getting getting head. Or crusing type vids. The downlow thug types too. Bareback only. I'm a fatchick, straight. Think I've got a cocknursing fetish because it looks so amazing when a gay guy deviurs a hetero cock. Straight porn does nothing for me, I can't stand watching anything with women in it. I also just love the sounds men make, a verbal guy is a dream. It makes me curious about trying a real hung guy irl buy I oddly have a penetration fear. And as hot as gloryholes seem they terrify me irl I think of std's and shit. I don't seek out casual hookups because of that. Like I never been hospitalized for anything, never broke a bone, been in any accidents, and last flu I had was 7 years ago. I feel like though there are many wilking penises out there that would be okay with filling me up... they just all could be diseased.

When I was 16 I made out with and fingered a 9yo girl

nice

When I was 15, I had a gymnastic coach, Mr. K, who really like me. Said I was his favorite student. Went over to his house for what I thought was an end of the year pizza/sleep over party. Was the only one there, I was the only one he invited. Let me smoke weed and Jager shots. When I was so drunk I couldn't get up he took me to his bed and raped me. He spent the next year groping and harassing me when no one was looking. I ended up quitting gymnastics because it was too much.

forgive english, i am russia.
> i come to study clothing and fashion at american university.
> i am here little time and i am very hard stress.
> i am gay also and this very difficult for me,
> i am very religion person.
> i never act to be gay with other men before.
> but after i am in america six weeks i am my friend together he is gay also.
> he was show me american fashion and then we are kiss.
> we sex together.
> i never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame.
> as i fock this american boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty.
> i feel extreme guilty as i begin orgasm.
> i feel so guilty that i pick up my telephone and call mother in russia.
> i awaken her.
> it too late for stopping so i am cumming sex.
> i am very upset and guilty and crying,
> so i yell her,
> "i am cum from sex"
> (in russia).
> she say what?
> i say
> "i am cum from sex"
> and she say you boy,
> do not marry american girl,
> and i say
> "no i am cum from sex with man,
> i am in ass,
> i cum in ass"
> and my mother very angry me.
> she not get scared though.
> i hang up phone and am very embarrass.
> my friend also he is very embarrass.
> i am guilt and feel very stupid.
> i wonder,
> why do i gay with man?
> but i continue because when it spurt it feel very good in american ass.

When I met my gf, she was thin and beautiful. She was also anorexic, which was bad and i felt sad for her. 6 months ago, she started getting help and has been in recovery and no longer experiences anorexia for the most part. However, she’s gained a lot of weight, 31 lbs to be exact. She’s 5’6 and used to be 97 lbs, but now is 128 lbs. That’s almost 130 lbs! Its kind of gross looking. She’s just not attractive anymore. I prefer when she was thin.

I dont know how to tell her or if I should even tell her. I do wanna break up with her soon I just need to come up with an excuse that's different from the real reason.

Was he hot?

lol i laughed, sorry if its real but im sure it isnt

t's weird, my coach was pretty attractive himself. A lot of the girls and gay guys on my team had a crush on him. I just can't ever think of him in that way. He's a monster. Like why couldn't he do that to a girl or gay guy who actually wanted it? Why me??? I know its my fault partially because I got drunk with him, but god I wish I never went to his house.

I was so embarrassed and afraid people would think I was gay I never told anyone.

you Russia? cъeшь зaдницy?

Did you like it?

Fag

No. I mean the dick sucking felt good, but when he fucked my ass it hurt so bad. I was in pain for days. Also shame. Plus I wasn't attracted to him

no but im not american, so i find your last line very funny
> but i continue because when it spurt it feel very good in american ass.

:(

I hope I'm not gay

feel good

I want to fuck my daughter

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She's at least 10 years past her prime, you're too late

A few years ago, I went to visit my mom in Japan. While in Japan, I visited a few shady spots and due to a few food poisoning incidents, had to use their sketchy bathrooms.

Unknown to me, I was secretly recorded the bathroom at this one SKETCHY place. The video was then uploaded to a porn site.

I recently found out about the video because my weird friend. some how saw it and recognized it. Thankfully he promised not to show anyone as long as I don't tell anyone about his fetish,

I am so humiliated. I just want the video down.

No

2 years ago my boyfriend gave me herpes. He and his dad told me herpes wasn't permanent so I wasn't worried. Cue a visit visit my gynecologist. She confirms my herpes and tells me it IS permanent. I break up with bf. Start sleeping with other people. Don't use condoms and don't tell them I have herpes. Act surprised when they test positive. A couple of times I accused them of cheating.

You can enjoy sex with any man you want my dude, be happy.

And it's not necesary that you give your sexual details to your family.

My fiancee just kicked me out because I didn’t poo toilet

She wants to call off the wedding.

ok I dont not do

Last week i fucked up and got fired from Walmart for taking dick picks.

> Talking to a cutie on Tinder while on the floor at work.
> I really want to take a dick pic at that moment.
> Go down to an empty aisle and make sure the coast is clear.
> I take off my shirt, pull down my pants and boxers and start shooting pics of me and my dick, blowing kisses for the camera, the usual.
> Im so into it, bombarding this girl with my dick pics, that i didn't even notice people saw me.
> When I’m about to finish someone violently grabs my shoulders and starts pulling me back.
> Yell “what the fuck man!”
> Realize its my manager.
> Didn't realize I was in the toy aisle.
> Never noticed people with their kids catching me with my pants down.
> Those families notified my manager who tried to restrain me.
> I ran before the cops showed up.

I’m currently hiding at my dad’s house. I can’t go back to my mom’s because Walmart knows that address and will probably send the police their. But yeh I guess its time for me to look for a new job.

I haven't told anyone in my family what actually;;y happened. I've been telling everyone I quit.

just please don't call your mom when you're having sex

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y?

dont be trolled by this fool

had a terrible situation at dinner the other night. I'm hoping none of our friends/family find out.

Background: Our youngest, Jacsin, is 7 years old. We decided to continue breastfeeding him till he’s 8, as well as diapering him. It’s just too difficult to potty train and much healthier to breast feed. I did the same for the older two kids (11m and 15f).

> Two nights ago
> Wife and I take our 3 kids to Olive Garden.
> While dining, Jacsin does a big poop in his diaper.
> 10 minutes of him screaming about his butt being mushy
> The poop started to stink really bad.
> Bathroom too far from the table (Honestly, the restaurant should have bathroom closer to our table).
> Couldn’t change Jacsin at our table because we didn’t want to mess up our food.
> Plan C.
> Approach the neighboring table of two dining couples.
> “excuse me”
> plop Jacsin on table, accidentally knocking over a few glasses.
> Proceed to change Jacsin’s diaper
> Accidentally spill some creamy clumps of poop into the couples’ pasta dishes.
> Instead of being understanding of my dilema, the couples start to scream.
I hush them and tell them to be more compassionate.
> Suddenly, Jacsin, with diaper down, starts squirting and spewing diarrhea all over the couples’ , their food and their table. All of them get it in their mouths.
> They immediately call for the manager.
> I quickly sit Jacsin back down at our table.
> Manager approaches us, tells us to leave the restaurant.
> I tell him no, this is a restaurant and families are welcome too.
> So angry that I threaten to never come back.

Luckily, the manager let us stay. He ended up kicking couples out because he didn’t want to loose our business. Honestly, I was so mad at the couples I tipped 18 cents on a $75 meal.

Made this just for you.

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AHAHAHAHAHA

Thanks

Yeah it was pretty sweet. I wanted to eat her pussy but she was apprehensive so I didn't push it and make her uncomfortable

MY VAGINA IS ITCHY AMD HAS CREAMY CHEESE INSIDE GUYS EW ITS ALL WHITE AND YELLOW AND STINKY LIKE COTTAGE CHEESE UUUUU I JUST FARTED AND SOME OF THE CREAM SQUIRTED OUT INTO MY CATS FACE HMMM LET ME TASTE IT YUCK TASTE LIKE ROTTEN CRAB MEAT SO DISGUSTING EW IT ITCHES SO BAD DO YOU THINK I HAVE AN INFECTION? CLUMPS OF IT ARE LEAKING OUT NOW

I took a dump in the girls bathroom sink. I had followed a girl in and was jerking it next to the stall with her peeing. I had to poop really bad though so I took a dump in the sink while the hot girl was coming out of the restroom. She saw me with my pants down and me pooping with a hard dick. So embarrassing

WELL NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION I CAN TELL YOU WHAT IVE BEEN WANTING TO F=GWT OFF MY CHEST I LOVE BIG POO POOS BIG STINKY POO POOS ESPECUALLY ON MY FACE DRIPPING DOWN SMELLING LIKE STINKY WET ROTTEN GARBAGE AND FILTH I BELEIVE JESUS WOULD WANT US AS HUMANS AS HIS CREATION TO EAT POOPOS IN FACT GENISIS 7:17 SAYS GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT HE SAID WE SHOULD EAT LOT OF STINKY SQUISHY SLIMY YUMMY YUM YUM POOPIES I DO NOT WANT TO GO AGAINST THE WORD OF THE LORD SO I WILL START EATING MY POOPIES AS WELL AS THE POOPIES OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY I JUST NEED TO CONVINCE THEM TO GIVE POOPIED PANTS IF YOU LOVE GOD MAKE SURE YOU EAT PLENTY OF POOPIES

> Today, during my bathroom break
> had diarrhea
> I was grossed out and it kind of burned and smelled
> I started screaming because i was having diarrhea.
> People are knocking and opening the door to check if I’m ok, I scream that i’m having diarrhea and instead of helping they close the door and leave.

> boss eventually knocks on the door
> tells me to stop screaming, then leaves
> When my diarrhea stops, I come out of the bathroom, with my pants and undies still down, butt unwiped, and approach him at the front register.
> Customers are shocked and backing away from me.

> My manager starts to yell “what are you doing? Pull your pants up.”
> I scream, “NO I’M HAVING DIARRHEA AND IT HURTS MY BUTT AND YOU DON’T FEEL BAD FOR ME YOUR TOO MEAN AHHHHHHHHHHH.”
> I run back to the bathroom
> grab some of my shit with my bare hand.
> I carry out the shit to show my boss that I really did have diarrhea.
> Everyone was screaming, including my boss. Kind of overeacting.
>I was legitimately screaming because people were so mean.

Anyways, I got fired and escorted out.

I am so embarrassed I don't know what to do. How do I tell my family

I work at a Starbucks. A few days ago, I was using the restroom and farted really loud. Whatever it happens. When I came out however, I found out my crush had been in the lobby, and heard me fart. Worse my coworkers told him it was me and gave him my full name and everything. They also told him I had a crush on him. He used to chat with me regularly, now he won’t even look at me.

My father used to be a god-fearing man. A true muslim who diligently followed the Koran and set a good example for his family. However, after the car crash, things haven’t been the same. My mother tells us he had a brain injury that completely altered his personality. He no longer goes to mosque or prays to Allah. Now all he does is… poopies.

He’s OBSESSED with poopy. Always singing “POOPY POOPY POOPY” and pooping turds everywhere and throwing his poopies around. Me and my sister spend hours cleaning up his poopy turds only for him to come back and fling his butt around to squeeze out more poopies while screaming “PPOOOOOOOOPPPPPPYYYYYYYY!!!!”

Will things ever change? Will he still go to heaven? My mom says we have to accept him for who he is now. I pray to Allah every day asking him to bring my father back. I don’t want anymore poopies.

My dad used to not be mormon but is now mormon again. Ever since he became mormon I'm mad at him. He needs not to be that. He calls me after work once a week. Why. He misses my mom because she died. I wish he would stop hurting my family. He doesn’t care. He was ok when he wasn’t Mormon but now he’s not good. He has two cars because he’s selfish. Because of this I try not to celebrate Christmas with my kids but he always insist on sending presents. When I was 13 he told me Santa wasn’t real.

He wants to help me move. No thanks. I’m allergic to his cat. I can’t go to his house. He also eats a lot of head cheese and it disgusting! Also I think it gave me diarrhea. Thats right DIARRHEA!!! He didn’t care that I had diarrhea.

I accidentally got a DUI. He was mad and wouldn’t help me. Now he’s mormon again. I’m so confused right now. My wife wants to leave me. My dad wants to help me thru the divorce but i don’t want anything to do with him I know it’s his fault. He asked me about the cat. I told him what cat but he was talking about his cat.

I’m sorry I just don’t know what to do right now.

you sir. are fucked in the head if any of that is true. one breast feeding is not good for your children after the age of one the antibodies are no longer required and you have fucked your son up for his entire life because now he thinks its ok just to shit yourself wherever you are and that idea never goes away no matter how old i child gets

> now he thinks its ok just to shit yourself wherever you ar

It's not like he'll be that way forever. We plan on training him this year. Did the same thing for out other kids and they almost never have accidents, only occasionally

Got high on with a friend and ending wearing his sisters clothes and fucked around. Sucked him off on can to random strangers then let him fuck me and ride his cock too, felt great feeling his dick twitch as he blew a load inside me

First of all calm down. Shit happens. He became mormon not for religious purposes, it is probably just because he misses your mom and he tried to find support in religion, but it's the wrong road. Advise him to see a psychologist if he doesn't get offended by that. It's totally fine to do therapy, everyone should do it once in a while. Maybe you too. Also talk to your wife about all of this you just said here. She should be your focus right now, not Yea Forums. Share with her what you shared with us, user. Communication is important. Peace.

Buddy used to have a unfixed female dog and id stay the night sometimes a few days. His dog would always sleep on the basement couch with me and one night I fingered her and she was wet as fuck. So naturally I slowly slide my cock inside and it was absolutely breathtaking. Tighter and warmer than a normal puss

I dress up in my sisters clothes whenever I'm home alone, put on some lipstick and go on chatroulette to make a couple of guys cum.

My wife can't legally talk to mw tho

On coke*, ended up wearing his sisters clothes, in cam*

Got my wifes friend drunk enough to convince her to model for me, ended up seeing everyting.
Fap material for life secured.

wickr: bigboot99 if interested

you're responding to well known copypasta lmao

I'm back

>have wife.
>move back to home county for work for a year.
> have goth friend from school.
>she's a known slut with big titties.
>go out drink with her and friends
>she suggests that I'm "fuckable"
>evening ends, I walk her home because its on the way
>get invited in, talk about my marriage which is 90% awesome but is pretty much lacking a sex life.
>she tells me I need to work off my sexual frustration
>offers to help me do it.
>kissing begins, wild sex ensues. Have her screaming “fuck me daddy”
>we part ways
>she kills herself about six months later. All I can think is "well that secret is safe"
>six years later divorced wife on unrelated issues. She never knew. Also turns out a friend of mine was carrying a torch for the goth too.

Buddy would stay over all weekend sometime. We’d look up hot girls or random stuff on this website that turned us on. He’d be looking at my phone then hed be like “ok im gunna go jerk in the bathroom”. Id go in after him all the time to jerk too. One time im in the bathroom and look in the trash and see a perfect looking dixie cup. I grab it and its warm and I realize its his cum.... I used it as lube and came hard

let her catch you again, duh

My ex wife went out on a date last night and got laid. She thought I'd be mad when she told me the details but I've been hard ever since. Can't wait to blast one out to her being a slut and fucking on the first date.

>you keep in touch with your ex wife

I'm writing a cheesy fantasy romance novel about a young knight and a tsundere warrior princess. I'm deeply sexually repressed so the affection is limited to kissing, blushing, cuddling, etc. It's essentially a high school romance with 20-somethings in totally-not Game of Thrones/Lord of the Rings land.

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I can't stop thinking about my wife getting fucked by another man. I don't think it will ever happen but I'm obsessed with it. I even think about her getting fucked by someone else when I'm fucking her. Sometimes I even fuck her twice in one night the first time I think about someone else fucking her, then I imagine it's someone else's cum in her the second time around.

Same man

Same boat didn’t know there was a name for it

Yes. We're still friends and we have children together. I had been encouraging her to get back out there and that maybe some NSA sex would help boost her confidence. I secretly just wanted to hear about her fucking other guys. Next step is to hopefully have her share some pics. I also have been tempted to reach out to her dates and give them pictures and tips on how to get her in bed with the promise of pics in return

Bitches ain’t shit

she's a teenage edgelord
it'll be easy for you