my girlfriend went vegan because we do anal so much. beat that devotion.
My girlfriend went vegan because we do anal so much. beat that devotion
Ryan Turner
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Landon Jackson
Can’t.
Jonathan Myers
I don't get it. She'll be eating way more fiber now. She'll probably be very gassy and poopy, right?
William Clark
And the connection between being vegan and doing anal is what?
William Brooks
gas maybe.. yeah. but cleaner hole and less stank.
Colton Roberts
Watch out for lettuce. Lettuce can ruin an anal experience faster than anything.
Jason Bailey
less sloppy stinky shit obviously
Josiah Edwards
how??
James Cox
Lettuce poop on your hog.
Kayden Price
You turned her into a gay liberal man (anal+vegan) . Good job homo.
Julian Reyes
It sticks to the walls and gets wilted and transparent. Even if she douches her ass, lettuce is stubborn. Sometimes itll come out clinging to your dick.
Landon Martinez
Mason Moore
Won’t ruin it faster than a piece of pickled jalapeño. I can vouch for that.
Asher Cruz
More fiber means cleaner, more solid shits.
Plus it’s way harder to eat shitty junk food as a vegan so your shits don’t smell as bad
Camden Bell
Oh shit! You right, kek. Havent had that experience.
Christopher Foster
post her clean shitter
Nathaniel Jones
LOL DAMN
Owen Young
This
Andrew Taylor
Mfw OP is suggesting that PattyCake is his gf or would otherwise spit on him were he on fire
Camden Evans
no. links to her? shes stunning
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Bentley Morales
My girl friend is doing kegels, learning how to bite kick and scratch like a bitch in heat, because she knows how much i like it especially when she opens my back from scratching. Top that OP, because anal is for faggots who like butt nuggets on there dicks.
Brody Watson
Lettuce fuck. I made a funny.
Alexander King
Any nudes or vids of the girl in pic?
Ethan Russell
Can confirm OP. Have been sleeping with a vegan who loves anal and every time has been clean and stank free. It's making me rethink trashing on vegans if it means more shit-free anal
Nathan Howard
>my girlfriend went vegan
Dump her, she will not provide viable offspring.
Vegan myth.
Tyler Parker
Jeremiah Green
I had an ex who was a vegetarian. Not a vegan, but her asshole was always clean and pretty much just smelled like the rest of her skin. She did fart a lot though.
Wyatt Turner
im vegan 2 years now, I still stink like before. So yeah, it doesnt become like grassy like cows or anything xD, its still human fart and shit that smells like shit u know. nothing changes there. it wont change the earths climate either, it will change localy ur river that has dirty water deu to fabrication of animals, but the "global warming whatever" will just continue. BUT WHY U DO IT THAN? Because I believe there is alot of bad in this world and I want to stop participating in it on thing at a time. Being moral is what alot of people dont understand on this earth, as long as their little ego get satisfactory. But they will regret this lifestyle once, they just dont know it yet. And Im not talking abt vegan only, theres allso bad persons that are vegan, most of them do it for their ego. it lifts it up, HIGH its like a drugs to them to be better than u in somehing. wich is reverse of what that good thing would be. ah well whoever understands me had a good read. bye
Connor Collins
Checked
William Gutierrez
jeez.how about the odd paragraph
Joshua Fisher
meaty mcdonalds shit is gonna stink way more than beans and rice shits
Carson Morris
What if your gf killed herself for you necro fetish?
Connor Jones
id put a ring on her.
Adam Ross
>Pattycake
Man, she used to be fat in all the right places.
Luis Brooks
>Dump her, she will not provide viable offspring
Jesus fucking christ I hate this retarded concept. Not everythings about having kids you pathetic beaner normie. Sound like a fucking nigger.
Kayden Nelson
Veganism has nothing to do with morality
Thomas Baker
That's a nice pun... Lettuce/let us...
Ryan Perez
I call bullshit, vegans lose mass and energy, so how does your GF going vegan help you getting fucked in the ass in any way?
Luis Morgan
she's still going, she's about 40 at this point.
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