Birds you'd fuck
Birds you'd fuck
Nolan Young
Mason Taylor
nice beard
Evan Lopez
this noble critter
Jacob Cox
the dodo
Chase Rivera
Nathaniel Evans
Eagle
Wyatt Miller
Ethan Anderson
Noah Green
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Ian Taylor
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Alexander Ramirez
I'd hit that so hard...
Owen Martinez
Cool looking bird.
Andrew Robinson
Birds are disgustin
Landon Cooper
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i did it
Owen Perry
Levi Thompson
Some are bigger, some are small, I don't care I'd fuck them all
Jose Cox
your mom is
Brandon Young
fuck
Kevin Bailey
pickle pee ! pump-a-rum !
Daniel Brown
Jace Gray
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Joseph Turner
hot
Samuel Howard
fuck it I'll fap to this
Christian Cox
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Ryan Lewis
Brandon Hernandez
Interesting question.
Mammals look different. Reptiles look different. Insects look different.
But all birds are just like airplanes, all look nearly identical, if you ignore plumage.
Why?
Hudson Ross
bro you think a swan and a finch look the same?
Brayden Watson
David Cruz
If you mean all the same parts in roughly the same place then this is true of the other groups you mentioned also.
Adam White
what a little whore
Caleb Roberts
is that a bird orgy?
Tyler White
Close enough.
Form.
Ian Sullivan
Sebastian Martinez
*shits on you*
what do
Wyatt Allen
raped right in front of the kid
Aiden Murphy
continue thrusting, using it as lube
Chase Foster
you fucking faggots, no bird is hotter than the secretarybird
Jonathan Reed
them sexy legs
Jack Perez
Dominic Evans
The ostrich is the only fuckable bird.
Austin Reyes
not the only one I can fap to
Xavier Rivera
Is it gay?
Evan Adams
you can fuck an emu too. don't ask how I know
Robert Thomas
> don't ask how I know
How do you know?
Nathan Taylor
not gay unless balls touch, and it has no balls so not gay
Christian Bennett
Only footfags into femdom want to fuck the secretary bid.
The rest us of just want to enjoy its majestic presence and watch it kill snakes.
Noah Ward
don't act like you don't get a stiffy watching it kill a snake
Aiden Hill
They have internal balls, so it is not gay?
Jack Carter
Fun fact: ducks have huge dicks
Levi Phillips
that´s not an ostrich that´s a baboon
Matthew Morris
Watching THE phallic animal get destroyed should not give you a stiffy. fucking foot fags.
Brandon Evans
How can I befriend an eagle, or a vulture?
Owen Gonzalez
Finally a thread for me
Bentley Gutierrez
Fun fact. The female ducks passage is counter to the that spiral and has false endings.
Brody Green
Michael Richardson
For HUG not fugs
Gavin Reed
Samuel Allen
Thomas Clark
fugging huggs :DDD
Aiden Morris
Wyatt James
There's only two birds of prey that can bond emotionally with humans: the harris hawk, and the bald eagle.
I recommend you raise him/her as a baby so the bond is as strong as possible.
You should also get a falconry license.
Brandon Garcia
fuck birds eat chicken
Austin Russell
>You should also get a falconry license.
Nonono, whole idea is to take a wild bird and befriend it. In case somebody complains, I didnunuffin, bird isn't mine.
>I recommend you raise him/her as a baby so the bond is as strong as possible.
Well, it would be pretty painful. If I do this, it would be first time I actually would use eye protection.
>There's only two birds of prey that can bond emotionally with humans: the harris hawk, and the bald eagle.
I'm 100% sure there are way more birds that can bond.
Jonathan Robinson
Birds of prey are mostly solitary so ones that bond effectively with humans are pretty limited. The two he listed are by far the easiest to bond with.
Jonathan Thomas
>Birds of prey are mostly solitary
Unfortunately yes.
This is why I also considered vultures. Some vulture hang in groups, which means I can exploit this.
Also I can piss neighbors off with increases shit coverage. I did this with seagulls, and it worked, they started to lock their tiny dog indoor. But those fuckers are not exactly bonding to me, but rather to french fries and other meal. Parrot way doesn't work with seagulls at all.
Logan Powell
Ryder Gonzalez
>Well, it would be pretty painful. If I do this, it would be first time I actually would use eye protection.
You don't have to worry about your eye getting pecked out as long as you don't piss it off.
Hunter Brown
this thread is gold. so glad summer is finally over, and the kids are back in school
Nathaniel Morris
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Angel Nelson
Isaiah Cox
With adult.
When you try to deal with baby - parents will probably kill you and rape you
Nathan Sanchez
Just wait till they leave the nest
James Nguyen
Good idea. Though I'm not sure if they leave nestlings alone...
Gavin Bailey
when their looking for food they do
Brody Barnes
I haven't seen raptor nests, but in other birds, one flies away for food, and another hangs nearby.
Dylan Jones
THE MOST INTELLIGENT
Evan Jenkins
Well luckily it's easier to earn their trust then raptors
Jonathan Baker
faggot wolf
wingless creature shown who's boss
Brody Morris
Slav crows are smarter than your american raven
Oliver White
Yep. Condor is protecting food.
Leo Butler
I think my parrot is the hardest animal to earn its trust
Christopher Adams
Luis Kelly
Condor got my back
Aiden Cook
Robert Price
You're all doing it wrong.
Carter Murphy
Kek.
But why do you need a slut, when you have a condor?
Carson Butler
>Tits
>Hands and wings
>Probably asshole and vagina instead of cloaca
0/10. ---
Eli James
birds not furries, get that weak shit outta here
Andrew Williams
Hummingbird. Imagine that vibration...
Adam Scott
Can you explain this pic?
Juan Garcia
Noah Butler
Dominic Perry
Shoebill id fuck the shit out of a shoebill
Nathaniel Roberts
STOP TORTURING LITTLE ANIMALS
THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL AND THEY'RE POLLINATORS
LEAVE THEM ALONE
Benjamin Thomas
>literally just a human in a costume
Samuel Brown
Yes I can. That's nonconsensual, multiple partners and what looks like bondage. It's not at all what I'm referring to, I'm rather a romantic.
Gabriel Martin
Christopher Wilson
I'd make this sexy emu chloecha quiver any day
Asher Taylor
Bentley Peterson
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i nostalgia'd. have fapped to before. more than once
Parker Edwards
John Wilson
>LEAVE THEM ALONE
This is what I do.
I honestly don't understand pic though.
Doesn't explain a fuck.
Noah King
Aiden Clark
This
Evan Brooks
Ealge
Samuel Fisher
For your information, eagles are fucking huge and heavy.
Liam Brown
Luke Bennett
Josiah Hill
Luke Green
Christopher Morales
this happened to my dick once
Ian Reyes
Hm...
Ryan Peterson
I'd hit this
Landon Howard
Luke Clark
Michael Johnson
wrecked
Charles Allen
Sebastian Anderson
post bird porn or gtfo
Aaron Thompson
Xavier Sanders
Carter Howard
Christopher Russell
Penguins, turkeys, emus...
Yeah...they all have the same form...
I'm sure there's a few more non-bird looking birds out there.
You just need to pay attention more.
Luke Watson
>Penguins
> emus...
Those are odd fruits. Especially ostrich wings. And probably emus.
>turkeys
Bird form 100%.
All flying bird look somewhat similar.
Oliver Johnson
I don't think birds of prey really have an emotional bond.
Unless you can call, "this thing gives me shelter and food I don't have to hunt for" emotional bonding.
If it decides to fuck off while you're out working with it, there's not much you can do about it.
And it's not going to feel anything as it flies further and further away.
Liam Barnes
Don't lump all of one thing together and then be like....
"weeeelllllllllll, there ARE exceptions...."
Doesn't work like that.
Should have not made a blanket statement to begin with.
Ian Myers
>I don't think birds of prey really have an emotional bond.
Shit, you make me want to unironically get a falcon or some shit and find out if it works as parrot or no.
Owls are 100% dumb though.
Hunter Reed
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Brandon Hernandez
Noah Hall
A crow or raven will mimic you.
But ravens not simple birds to keep.
I watch this one dude on YouTube that has one named Sam.
He says they're like psychopaths.
Gavin Flores
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Ryan King
If you're looking for that "parrot bond", then you should just get a parrot.
Noah Roberts
I can get behind this. Also >1230
Jace Fisher
Different parrots behave differently though. And I'm not sure if it is specie dependent, or individual birds are just different.
I'm just curious if raptors are capable of bonding like that, or they are more into "food source" bonding. I never dealt with them, and different people say different shit. Some say they don't want to have anything with you, while other say they are like parrots and such.
Except corvids are songbirds. Not raptors.
As for behavior, they remind me cockatoos.
And speaking of cockatoos, cockatoo owners have really strong stainless steel nerves.
Noah Powell
Is that why women have assholes?
That must be their false passage...