WHAT, NO YLYL. Let's make it a gif special
WHAT, NO YLYL. Let's make it a gif special
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Just gifs you say....
bumpin
Fuck that little faggot kid, I hope he got his eyeball slashed open.
I’d kill that shit rat.
I think the cat delivered a proper punishment already
Fuck you fucking subhuman, I hope you get torn apart by a pack of lions.
Disgusting little shit btfo, based kot
Cats are shit rats. They are only useful for catching rodents and shouldn’t be inside.
Cats are disgusting piles of shit
I'm going to have to ask all of you users to delete your posts. This is the "Gif Special" version of YLYL, which means all files uploaded are required to be in the .gif file format.
dogs are shiteating vermin
they are only useful for eating niggers and shouldn’t be inside.
Crawl back into the third world hellhole you came from.
>uploaded are required to be in the .gif file format.
ok, sure. here you go
if ya insist
disgusting
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Dogs have been and continue to be extremely valuable in the services they can provide. Leading bling people, finding bombs, and protection. Cats are literally companions for autists and women.
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Kek.
I had this happen on my farm, nigger tried to steal the radio out my car so I put a crossbow bolt through his leg and then let my German Shepherd finish him off.
fucking legend
>I put a crossbow bolt through his leg
and how long did you spend in jail for assault with a deadly weapon?
Jesus
None, I buried his corpse on my neighbor's farm.
I would just assume that you have to expect to get unknown fecal matter in your mouth if you partake in something like this.
Epic. Simply. Epic.
And you have to lie on the internet why?
that's also a risk when you eat vegetables
Holy fuck my sides
>I buried his corpse on my neighbor's farm.
sure you did. only in your dreams pussy
What a fucking miserable waste of time. Clerks already had a decent condensed version it goes
>movie 1 : they walk
>movie 2 : they walk some more
>movie 3 : after walking dildo throws the rin in a pit of lava and shrugs
You guys are faggots.
>dogs are shiteating vermin
And yet you show a video of a dog protecting its master's property.
Did you not read the whole post?
Guhahahahaha
Y hE nO DaNcE>?
haha, cool little reddit memes my newfriend!
Some of these are older than reddit. Thanks for stopping by.
>leading blind people
extremely limited numbers
>finding bombs
rats, pigs and other proven to be better
>protection
real man don't need dog to protect himself, maybe a women
Dogs literally are able to eat fresh steaming shit out of their owners asshole, cat would be disgusted.
Dogs are companions for dirty degenerates who like to stick their dick in their dog.
Cats are indeed companions, kill mouses and shit, one of mine even saved my house from burning by alarming me in time.
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dog protects what he think is *his territory*
Look mom, I replied to all comments. Im such a cool guy.
Have you really been frequenting reddit for 13 years?
Beautiful. The thread already turned to shit with mentally ill animal abuses. Rot in fucking hell. Seriously.
nobody cares about that shit here. this is a YLYL thread not a fucking GET watch thread. fuckoff nigger
Poor doggo. Sad how his nerves are flashing to and fro, thru his mushed brain, and make him wiggle his tail. Flashes of fleeting consciousness, while the body dies. Poor doggo.
don't worry about him, tail wagging means he's excited!
probably have a sweet dream about playing with the nigger - gnawing on his stinky nigger leg, straight to the bone!
Imagine doing this every thread after nobody likes your forced ray post memes.
>look mom I replied to everyone’s post so they’d look at mine
No point in worrying, his troubles have ended the moment a bullet tore a way through his brain. Just sad to see the carnage ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
lol dog was a pussy
>checked
>YES
The only correct anwser
Cats are fucking useless. They don't even qualify as pets. They're literally just shitty fucking animals that you let live in your house. Here's a hypothetical:
Someone breaks into your house
>you have a dog
>the dog attacks the Intruder possibly sacrificing his own life in protection of yours
>someone breaks into your house
>you have a cat
>the cat scurrys away
Theirs a reason "man's best friend" is associated with dogs. While the only thing is associated with cats is "crazy cat lady".
Tldr cats suck
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checked what?
>swing and a miss
you can't even imagine how many of dogs proven to be worthless when intruder comes in your house
they only bark and shit on the carpet with a diarrhea spray
check engine light
>keeping an animal in the hose capable of killing your children
>b-but he wont if he doesn't feel like it
Fun fact 100% of all dog bite fatalities are from the family pet. Dogs are not to be kept in the gose or let near children. That's poor parenting.
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ofc gay people hates the pussy
spanks
If you dropped dead right now, a dog would wait by your side pretty much forever. A cat will quite literally begin to eat you almost immediately.
Point taken. Cats are more useful.
and of course the dog shitted himself lol
Yeah, kids like that are shitty rats
Would not expect to se Wohnout here
not even a puma
>inb4 hurrdurr its a joke
Lost
>dog eats puma
I dont get it. checked what?
haha
excellent
Nice one guys
OPPA GANGAM STYLE
can someone post that biker being smashed into by a car and flying off the mountain like he was an NPC in Dark Souls? it fucking murders me.
JETHUS CWIST
>look mom i posted dead animal xD
fuck off.
a cat silencer would probably work pretty well
So you're saying notorious anti-semite Stalin faked the holocaust? Yeah, that makes tons of sense.
>stalin was an anti-semite
I think this was done because they didnt have a closeup shot or someone made this them self because you can clearly see he is touching the second abbo guys hand when it cuts back to the wide shot
What happens if somebody shows up with a colon full of shit
Well done.
All pitbulls need to get blasted. It's such a beautiful sight to see these child mauling nigger dogs suffer before they die
Who ever was driving that car was a retard. Pull up beside the person and at least give him some protection
That's not true at all. Fatal dog bites happen when someone gets attacked by a dog that is not theirs.
I would have shot the two ladies too
>stop complaining, you should have put it on a leash b4 opening
ehh I thought humans where
> not my kid
Would have been funnier if the reason he backed away was to turn and speed off.
This newfag has never been to the south
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Wakaaaaaaaaaaaanda
Well he is only 13 years, so...
is that amy shumer?
Imagine the stink
Fags just smell like cologne, though that's pretty disgusting too.
>witnessed
ckecked
I have no idea what this is about.
I fucking hate bling people.
Hot Juice
we salute this absolute legend!!!
Enjoy owning your shit eating dog you autist
HHOHOHE HII
checked what? OPs temperature?
That's racist
>:(
NOPE...some dogs just like people, some will jump on people from excitement. Looks like the guy was afraid of dogs so he shot it as it approached. *Without additional context* What I know..
On my property
Firing shots
Killed my dog
Yeah, I'd be burying that motherfucker.... Also you anti pitbull retards are just as bad as antivaxers...kill selves
xdD
Jesus should have taken the wheel.
/r/ that gig of the leprechaun on a skateboard that falls off and drops all his gold
Nah, the holocaust is totally legit. Except that it was called the Holodomor, was caused solely by the Jews, and murdered why more than 6 million people under much worse circumstances that even the craziest of the fake holocaust stories.
Cats are the main reason rodents aren't problem they used to be. Cities with "rat problems" usually banned outdoor cats some time ago.
Come for the luagh!
Even the fucking trees walked in those movies
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Edgy bro... I remember being 13.
>Saturday, Jayonnaise's day where he gets more time to post, apparently lost as to what board he is on yet again xddd yeet
What’s funny
can't stop getting dubs, check these dubby dubs
Those are some nice ass dubs!
If this is a "funny" thread, why is there nothing funny in this thread? Riddle me that.
xd
The illuminati are being assholes today. Come here for the cheer ups, now I just want to bitch slap everyone to hell.
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Underrated response.
Oh look - an edgy Fluffy subscriber!
lol how do i upvote this?
LOLed out LOLlolloud OUT LOUD!!!!!!11
>I'm 12yo and I don't know what the black plague was.
>Look mom, I kill kitties...
4gag never dies
>stonetoss
There was a greentext about exactly that. Don't have it but it went along the lines of
>burglar breaks into house
>tricks dog, locks in closet
>kicks cat
>starts burgling
>cat lets the dog out
>dog fucks up burglar, waking up user
The dog is wagging it's tail at the sight of it's own blood, what a fucking monster of a dog, so glad it's dead.
haha my god these memes are so funny! recently i was banned of tumblr so these memes make me feel straight back at home. thanks guys!
Smh... educate yourself before being a dumbshit and posting. Dogs DO NOT only wag their tails when happy, they do this when filled with anxiety as well.
>Two men just letting the dogs eat a third man
what a bunch of fucking cowards. Grab a stick and fend them off.
This is the single most original statement I've ever heard.
On a more serious note, yeah who cares. Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
Maybe cats are just more resourceful.
is jj.am still around.. i haven't thought about that place in ages
hec these dubs check i'm gay and free to b gay 2016
nature is amazing isn't it?
god i wanna bonk that think in the head with a watermelon
>anti-pit = anti-vax
Except there's over 100 years worth of evidence that vaccines are GOOD for people, while evidence on pitbulls is that many of them have not been actively harmful yet
It's an automated bot I think, user. That post is in every YLYL thread
I unironically like this
Are you shitting me? How can a vaccine that hasn't been available until this century, have been used and studied for hundreds of years.
Did you mean to sound like a dipshit?... I'll give you another try... go ahead, I'll wait.
brutality
This has nothing to do with cats vs. Dogs and everything to do with whether or not your pets give a damn about you. You can have shitty dogs and cats that dont fucking care.
Modern YLYL threads are supposed to be unfunny. Thus someones takes the time to make something like that
Those owners are fucking stupid
idk it didnt seem like the dog was being aggressive
also hes on their property, so that should make a huge difference
I do a lot of deliveries and if someone's dog ran out at me like that I'd fuck its face up without question especially when the owners were inside and let the dog out first.
>hose
>gose
Were you trying to say house?
Fun fact you're 100% a retard that doesn't know dick about dogs.