Is this accurate?

Is this accurate?

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Take a huge turd on all of them then it's accurate.

I want Neapolitan pizza.

Is that HxH?

>HxH

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Overrated, liked by contrarian, and just plain bad?

Maybe you should use Mexican food to get the point across.

No memeing, can something be overrrated and liked by contrarians at the same time?

We all agree that this is SNK right? It takes either an extremely low or extremely high IQ to appreciate it

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what's the hungry man of anime?

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no, this is

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SAO
it's everything bad about wish fulfulment done by the book

>One Piece is as good as a Chicago deep dish
>Black Clover is as good as a New York pie
The only accurate part of the metaphor here is BnH being generic.

I thought it meant that the first half of BNH is good but the rest is boring

>Chicago deep dish
>good

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FPBP; trips of truth confirm.

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I suppose that would make GGO the kid cuisine of anime, then?

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>a monstrosity that requires utensils
>floppy dick
>ruined by vegetarians

What anime is this?

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Baki

Black Clover should be dog shit instead

GGO is the pizza lunchable

No, One Piece is the best pizza in the world not Chicago """pizza"""

Ghibli movies. Pretentious shlock attempting to be something greater than what it is.

Imagine being so blown away by how good deep dish is that your only piss poor attempt at a comeback is "i-i-it's a lasagna!"

>pizza lunchable
GGO wasn't bad enough to deserve that.

i would rather ate my shoes than chicago "pizza"

>americans in charge of pizza
Always revolting.

t. flyover

One Piece is New York style. It's too much for one sitting, extra cheesy, and that cheese stretch.

>new york style
>too much for one sitting
are you a midget?

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your favorite anime

>food analogy

mother fucker wouldn't that be /ck/

so glad "authentic" pizza went the way of the dodo, that sshit looks unappetizing

Anything by Tezuka

that's because you never tasted it

Nantsu no Taizai is Detroit style pizza

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HxH

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so what is One Piece's and do you have the recipe?

>one piece
>it's not one piece of pizza

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Is deep dish pizza really as good as people make it out to be?

Clearly Jojo

Yes, the are all shitty american fast food pizza.

tasty.co/recipe/grilled-cheese-and-tomato-soup-bread-bowl

no

it's pizza

It's ok

That pizza saver bothers me.

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Fucking based

That pizza looks kind of good though.

literally what is the middle one?

yes

>having such a shit mom that she bought you lunchables
What topsy-turvy upside-down world did I enter into where this is a thing other than for lazy white trash?
My mom packed my lunch and it included vegetables, you unfortunate.

two slices of New York pizza

left: Boku no Hero Academia readers
right: Hunter x Hunter readers

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I like how you shit on HxH so we don’t think you’re an hiatusfag

lol, so it should be a calzone?

Only if we were comparing Dragon Ball series

it subverted your expectations

so unhealthy choices turn you into super sayain?

Ignore this faggot, he's clearly mentally ill and fresh from Yea Forums

I want some papa johns now.

What reaches the level of Brazilian Pizza?

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Ignore that user, like I stated he's clearly mentally ill

what the fuck is that on the left

kek that's a great point, actually.

>easy to eat

they went over the top but Ive made homemade pizza with pre fried french fries on it and it was great
made me feel like an american

Rice on pizza doesnt sound bad either, I know people say 'but muh rice bland lmao' they just use shit rice, basmati rice would be delicious on one maybe fried rice

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t. fredo

what animes is this?

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Honestly I'd rather be friends with the junk food kid than veggie dork.

>Pizza de Frango Inteiro
>Deliciosa

Pretty sure that's a Brazillian polenta-type thing, don't know the name
And people who say rice is bland are shit cooks

Something popular among normies

Isekai Smartphone

Phoenix Wright

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what's the "sopa de macaco" of anime?

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it's hot and pretty good

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?

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>why yes, of course me and the boys exclusively eat pineapple pizza

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Based

>grew up in Cali
>never had a buffchick pizza before
>moved to Upstate NY for a while
>tried this shit

Fuck man I wish I were still there.
This and philly cheesesteak pizza

Michiko & Hatchin

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Uma Musume

delicious brown chocolate

>americans

Isn't that just a pizza shaped calzone?

Chicago Deep Dish.
Don't ask me who thought it was a good idea.

>vacation in europe
>order pizza
>get this
wtf

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user I'm a dumb American and even I know what a calzone looks like.

Eat the focaccia

That's just bread.

>t. never been to Lou Malnati's
Makes me sad, to read this sort of thing.

>Lou Malnati's
>LouMalnati's
>Luminati
Ah so it was the Illuminati who made it. It all makes sense now.

>unpeeled garlic cloves
Do europoors really do this...

I'm gonna need you to delete that post user

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>pizza shaped

I bet they only serve cheese pizza.

Amerimutts measure everything with food.

Stop. The restaurant is totally, totally fine. It's normal.
If you make a reservation make sure to ask for the basement suite.

What I really want from a pizza is to take a bite and get an entire garlic clove in my mouth.

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who's the right supposed to be

Calzones aren't fucking deep fried you dumbass

>Panty and Stocking

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there are two kinds of italian

Honestly if you remove the cheese that would actually probably be pretty good for a dessert

you need to throw a dildo on it to properly be Panty and Stocking

Mayoiga

That's strange, there are no used goods on this pizza.

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>a whole fucking chicken!
How do these favela monkeys live with themselves?

I don't think that's cheese. Looks like shredded coconut to me.

That looks like some kind of icing, not cheese.

why don't they just kill the right?

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Oh shit, I'm sorry. I think this is more fitting. Dessert pizza is Pop Team Epic

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ahh... the african version.

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>pommes de terre = potatoes

French is a funny language

>OP: bloated
>BC: simple but good
>MHA: generic and bland
Overrated

someone is fucking with you. Burn down the establishment

I mean, a potato is basically a ground apple.

they never felt the need when it was doable, they just conquered them 150 years ago to steal their resources but they're still paying the price

That makes more sense, but tastes less good.
No the shredded white stuff on top, I know the second layer is frosting

Holy Napoli! Am I supposed to eat whole garlic cloves with the fucking skin here?!? I mean the cherry tomatoes, rosemaries, salt crystal shrapnels, and what I would assume drizzle of olive oil are neat. Why man??

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What series?

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Overlord season 3

Tell me what part of Europe so I don't go there.

>now I know that "pommes" means "apples" in French

French is a funny language

it's like you melted chocolate and tossed it on a pizza before cooking

Samurai 8

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It would need an S2 first

Sicily did nothing wrong

This is pizza in Rome.

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Berzerk, they had something great that should have been easy to make but then fucked up hard

kek

that's shredded coconut

Murata One Punch Man

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Is that salmon? Looks tasty, just need to drizzle a little olive oil.

Actually looks interesting.

Stop lying. That focaccia and it's delicious.

Delicious

Doubt

Smoked salmon (which I'm assuming this is) is god's gift to earth.
If I could order a white pizza with smoked salmon my country I don't think I'd order anything else.

Cowboy Bebop

is right a jojo reference

shut up fag

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We don't even use fredo
Also the Italian nword is negro

>shit that thinks its "unique"
>shit that thinks its "traditional"
>corporate shit
I don't know if this is accurate, I don't watch shonen garbage

God that third pizza looks really good. I wish it actually was.
Who's Blondie in the Hero Aca picture? Don't recognize her at all.

One Piece fits the more "traditional" description

Movie only

Okay bros, what is your favorite pizza topping?

banana pepper

Extra cheese, sausage/philly steak are good too

anything as long as the crust is thin and crispy

And yet gets MC-level billing? What a bitch. Cute, though.

Canadian bacon.

Based.

pepperoni duh

Yea Forums tier thread

Anchovies. Mushroom and pepperoni/sausage is great too.

The fact that Italian immigrants brought pizza to the United States is not notable enough to be mentioned under the "history" section. And the explicit names of American pizza chains DEFINITELY do not belong there. Do you see Panda Express in the history section of Chinese Cuisine? I will not accept the reversion of my edits. The English Wikipedia does not belong to Americans only. I will not take any more bullying by self-proclaimed "pizza experts" because of this

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That looks like that one yugioh monster lmao

Extra salami, pepperonis, jalapenos, garlic. I am a simple man.

Naruto

A whole NY style pizza is too big for one person.

Hey fat fucks/foodies
'GO 'ZA fucking sucks

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Maybe, but how fucking big do you think a New York pizza is? It's typically 16", but the style itself is common in 12" and 18" as well.
18" is pretty big, but that's common for display pies
12" is perfect size, could finish a whole one easy and be satisfied for the rest of the day

Shut the fuck up dvce

This picture made me so happy, thank you for this.

If a whole ny pizza is too much than so is a whole deep dish or normal delivery pizza.

country?

disgusting

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What would a Kaiji pizza look like?

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Bleach Pizza

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see

Watch this.
Pineapple

/thread

>One Piece is too much
>Black Clover is boring
>MHA said nigger
sounds about right

Pineapple and I am not ashamed to admit it

>MHA

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samurai flamenco

Black Clover is honestly a good replacement for Naruto. They are basically the same series only BC is honest that it's about wizards and bullshit magic.

wan piss is bloated and formulaic but I think that's what people like about it you know every arc is going to be
>arrival
>small scuffle
>group splits up
>emotional bullshit
>everyone fights their way back together
>O MY RUBBER BODY
>i guess in the end the real one piece is the friends we made along the way

MHA pizza is on point enriely.

Based

I came into the thread specifically to laugh at you and that garbage you put through a press that you call new york 'pizza'

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Tomato, mozzarella, basil. Others can go to hell

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>He doesn't even know the context of that scene.
Stay mad.

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underrated

so one piece is hot garbage, nantsu is mediocre and boku is good?

Nice tomato soup in a breadbowl you got there.

>Being this mad at the best Pizza in the world.

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sauce?

if the cheese isn't on top it's garbage. I scrape the top tomato part off before eating it.

>sauce on top of cheese

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Tomato sauce.

>Being such a slob that they can't eat their pizza with the sauce on top

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>shitty meme food
>looks boring, but is actually solid
>combination of things to try to please everybody, and as such ends up being nothing special
Sounds about right

>people actually defending flyover shitates ((((food))))

This was in a small town in Sicily.

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>flyover shitates
I too love crime and degeneracy

Dude the only important thing in life is how overcrowded the city you live in is. I'd rather be surrounded by niggers and drug addicts all the time than suffer the HELL that is living in a quiet, peaceful place. Fucking flyover.

>I too love crime and degeneracy
better than tornados and redneck mass shooters, which is the only time anyone cares about them midwest

I actually think that pizza looks kind of tasty

that's one of those shitty shonen that get axed 10 chapters in

is that a fucking macaco?

its FUCKING RAW

The majority of mass shootings take place in big cities. The majority of crime in general takes place in big cities. What the fuck are you smoking.

Fuck the USA

>I'd rather be surrounded by niggers and drug addicts all the time than suffer the HELL that is living in a quiet, peaceful place
quality bait

You are thousands of times more likely to die to a gangster with a pistol as opposed to a redneck with a shotgun.

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what animes have this feel?

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U19?

niggers killing niggers are not mass shootings

We seriously need to nuke americunts

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no, don't post jack in here

It quite literally is. The level of denial you live in about reality is quite staggering.

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naruto

This is still uncooked

>4
>mass
okay buddy whatever you say, epic facebook tier pic btw

Go away /pol/.

It's literally the FBI definition. You're flat out wrong about this verified statistic.
And either way, it doesn't do anything to disprove your ridiculous notion that all of "flyover country" is more dangerous to live in than any city.

Chicago is fly over but also has tons of violent crime.

>cheese so rubbery the burnt parts look like nutella
Would you eat it?

Cityfags started it first

>tfw just ordered a deep dish right now

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anchovies pineapple onion olive garlic
no cheese

man you really are upset i bet half those fucking people in that pic are from shitty fly over cities like chicago or detroit anyway

>it's a jack episode

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Why is there no good pizza in california?

You must be a nigger yourself based on your inability to capitalize letters or use any punctuation.

Here in America you're either in an overrated crime hole or a comfy "flyover" town

Goat cheese with honey, or blue cheese with whatever, or raclette/reblochon with potato slices and lard. Anyone who's tried those will tell you that.

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>Using actual punctuation on a anime image board.
Man you must feel so good about yourself. Damn you sure showed me, huh?

What's the matter, did you never learn to read and write properly because you couldn't make it to school as a kid because you kept getting robbed on the subways?

Ham & Pinapple Pepperoni & Italian sausage on the second pizza

nope, but hey man, at least people know where i live exists and can point it out on the map. Stay irrelevant to the rest of the world just like your pizza :)

>Being this mad at the superior city of Chicago.

so comfy

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What actual benefit does that provide to your life?

>makes a bold claim about the best part of 'Murica that gets blamed for everything
>gets proven wrong with evidence
>huh wow you must be really mad I dont even care anyways you're just from a stupid fly over city I bet you wish you had AIDs like me :)

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This is the kind of guy who complains when males get introduced in a series

Burgerpunk is peak aesthetic

the fact that this man is still alive its nothing short of a miracle

>well at least people know where I am on a map

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You're a retard that goes to turist traps

It's called culture.

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based
>calls out retard
>retard cries because his deepest thoughts were revealed
what a malevolent cunt

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>the best part of 'Murica

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This looks like PA
If it is, I think I remember going down this exact highway, it honestly is comfy

>just looked out my window
>nothing but rolling fields and pristine forests beyond my backyard with a few other houses here and there
>tfw I'll NEVER get to experience living in a wonderful, relevant place like this that people can point to on a map
Dammit my life is literally ruined.

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New Jersey is home of real pizza
everyone else go fuck yourselves

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The point of moving to big city is to make money.

Makes you wonder why they're full of ghettos and homeless people then.

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Those are the losers that didn't make it.
Just be a winner user.

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I'm not sure if the food that's under One Piece is a cake or a bowl made of bread and full of sauce

fpbp

medium rare niggas be like
>"Its overcooked!"

Made this at work, it's a breakfast pizza with egg, bacon, mozzarella, cheddar, jalapenos, buffulo sauce, spinach, and sausage. What anime is it?

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Re Zero.

also good pizza

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pizza hut never markets the good shit in the USA. Most we get is cheesey bites.

why?

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You'll have to leave the USA to get real food. Even KFC and McD's become passable with the higher food standards that exist in the rest of the world.

It's a breadbowl full of sauce. Retards from Chicago call that "Pizza" lol.

>Berserk and HxH

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>You'll have to leave the USA to get real food

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yeah like the Philippines

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what the fuck I'm so angry

mmm

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/thread

What anime?

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>good potential undercooked and mishandled by incompetent author
Oh that's Bleach alright.

Please, hunterchads actually believe in fine dining.

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What is the Japanese pizza of Japanese anime?

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sausage and spinach
or broccoli

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I don't know if it's retarded or brilliant. Wouldn't call it pizza though.

>jackposting

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Berserk (2016)

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Dr. stone

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Anime equivalent of this?

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Imagine being this salty about not liking a show others enjoy. Just let people enjoy shit.

Also Hiatus x Hiatus is good

>two sides of the street
>only starbucks on one
fucking what

Classic Gundam

fairy tail

>Free!

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The Pokemon anime
That's a nice doughnut

Mushrooms

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italian sausage and extra sauce

>can be topped with anything
>dumbfuck burgers eat theirs without any toppings
Cheese and tomato sauce aren't toppings, they're the bare minimum for it to qualify as a pizza.

This is all your fault.

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that's mob psycho

Bruh, you can go to american grocery store with olive bars that sell roasted whole garlic cloves in oil by the ounce.

Really good with chopped olives and a nice piece of bread

damn look how juicy it is

Gokushufudou
>nobody asked for this but you'd have to be a faggot to refuse

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what a sloppy peice of shit

He's a gay german what do you expect?

Anchovy

What episode of Walking Dead is this from?

Devilman

I was in Naples last week and holy shit their pizza is on another level. It's head and shoulders above "authentic" Italian pizza places the likes of which you can find in NY.

Just German is enough

This is pizza is legitimately beautiful.

and /thread

Ham

SNK is a pizza with a different topping on each slice

No, it's not. One is a fruit, the other is a tuberculum.

>Cheese + Fish
Abominable.
Smoked salmon is fantastic, but don't pair it with cheese, god damnit.

Glass shards on one side and amphetamines on the other.

How the hell can you make pizza at work?

Jack isn't human. He is a hivemind of tapeworms held together by salmonella in a somewhat humanoid shape.

>sneaking in ToG on Yea Forums
Devilish

would eat

Why the hell Americans can't talk five minutes about some subject without bringing up food?

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I'd try a bite, I'd fucking eat anything honestly.

So is the Boston a perfect middle ground if I don't want to live among subhumans but don't want to live in the middle of nowhere either?

yeah, it's jojo, aka the best shonen

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Not even cream cheese?

Fpbp

No they don't. This is your brain on amerimutt

Please don't steal my gainz, KingCarb

>mfw the first post isn't merely the best post, but it's also accompanied by some sweet digits

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I must concede on that one. Cream cheese and smoked salmon is an amazing combination.

>americans

kek, 10/10. They got everything right, even the "capsice". Thank you, user

Hunter x Hunter

Where do I find good recipes?

>'murricans think Europe is one country, so pizza must be good in all of Europe
where the fuck were you???

That's not even pizza user

This looks OK, but how the fuck are you supposed to eat these big ass garlic pods?

I'm just so glad I'm not a fucking anglo.
You "people" destroy everything you touch, be it food, countries, politics, memes and soon anime.

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we improve it

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Italian here.
That's a focaccia, not a pizza. Doesn't look bad desu
The unpeeled garlic is fucking disgusting, unacceptable and nonsensical though.

>implying being a SEAnigger is any better

reported for spamming!

Amen. It's better than any pizza I've ever tried. And I say this as someone from northern Italy, so you know I truly mean it.

seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you white people

like a turd, and Yea Forumsnons crying because is "deep"

It's Domino's and we only really get slammed when there's a promotion going on, otherwise weekdays are pretty slow between 2 sometimes 3 drivers.

>op is a giant slop o' shit
>bc is expensive boring shit
>bnha is pleb shit for americunts
makes sense

I remember when I was a young lad. My first job, working the pizza mines.
One of the shift runners had really bad eczema. Had to keep telling her to wear gloves because she got the blood in the dough from her cracking hands.

it-s like a toy pizza
it's just a cracker with cheese, that thing could hardly be considered a pizza

Truth and checked

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He had a stroke

of good luck?

Try pairing it with wine instead of Mountain Dew and greasy fries.

cheese looks ike fuckin plastic

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im making my own now. will be ready in 15 mins

It looks like it's littered with bags of dog turd. A neighbor keeps throwing his dog poop bags in the alley here and they look exactly like this.