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I'M JUST A GHOST IN THIS HOUSE!

Katenon go to bed, sloot

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No...

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>Whole Foods
More like a quarter sack of dirty socks for a butt before the baby, sacrified to the gays

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Right now
Lewding with bd... absolutely haram

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Huh? I just woke up recently after passing out.
I wasn't lewding with bd, I've never lewded in the threads once, really.

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>and here we see the semen demon at rest in her natural habitat; face expressionless, body half wet, big tits ready for the next huge load, soul suckered ready to pounce at the first sign of weakness.

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Mhm...I see through your ruse

go get em user

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I want to be a big bully, but I don't have e nought sexy Kiki pix. I bought cocaine for the first time in 2 years. I'm want to hurt the world

share some with me? i used to do alot of coke when i was 15

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I'll let you do fat lines on a mirror with me, but you have to agree to listen to a lot sad George Strait songs while holding my hand. I'm so fucked up right now and I'm feeling nostalgic as fuck. I'm shaking and grinding my teeth

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who is george strait?
ill hold your hand if you promise not to stab me

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Casting couch

:( Not rusing

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What is that & where do I buy one?

made in america

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He's truth and love that sold his soul to Satan for 50 #1 hits on the charts. He's almost in hell, his qt daughter is sucking cocks in hell, that's for sure. What was I saying?

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The best ARE Satan's cock. You don't do business, do you?

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kek nice dovey
does it taste good? i miss the taste

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Boy o boy

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she looks best looking up

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It's rocky in the bag, you have to smash it down more so it doesn't cut up you nose. It smells like poison and chemicals in the best way. First hard snort in one nostril is rought, strong but real good. Take another in the 2nd nose hole. I SAY GOD DAMN, GOT DAMN. swig a beet smoke a Marlboro. You'll be alright. Listening to music for the next 8 hours

Fuck my shit. Auto correct sucks. Let's die so more

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Nina makes me weak

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she has a giant head

Going to cut myself for Sexy Nina, blood ritual for good luck and love for sexy Nina. Truth and time, baby mine

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ill cut you some slack because i know it's hard to describe what coke tastes like and it does vary from place to place because people step on it to stretch it

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hello

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kek

I started classes again and already getting raped. I went to summer classes and finished this documentary I shot on my reservation. I have not had a break. I am so shot mentally. I only sleep 3 hours at a time. I have no money anymore, and my roommate brings home dominoes sometimes and I have lost 15 pounds because I don't have money get food. I have overslept my classes 3 times in a row, and I am just so burned out. I am walking in a haze. Idk if I can do medschool if this is what it is going to be for another 4-5 years.

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ffffffuuuuuu, same

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tnig?

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It smells like strong ammonia and pesticide. I hit the shit, drink a beer smoke a cig and repeat. Sometimes listen to music and cry and dance

omg user..

Sure

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Nina has that effect

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pish
best emma

you sure you arent snorting miracle grow Yea Forumsro? what color is it?

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The sweet smell of leave in conditioner and soft farting, mah nigga

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when did you get out of prison?

need to bury my face in that

cumming..

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Joowess Queen OwO

Not yet user

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I never went to prison. I did not die. No idea where these rumors came from lol

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White, it shines in the light. It's coke. My hook up won't kill me. That nigga needs to money. So he'll fuck me just a little bit

sorry i already fucggingg came

Good morning everyone!

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wow, are you on medication now? you seem normal

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That's too bad, I was just getting started

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Morning cutie. Sleep enough?

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Maybe someone impersonated me? I have never really said weird shit. "Aren't we all gay" and whatever is not really weird. Just a stupid question. If there was weirder shinanigans, then probably not me.

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I think so. Back at coloring already

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Now I’m getting started. What is she from?

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Bulgarian and Canadian

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Good

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I'm coming down and am listening to very sad songs. I can't sleep, it's hard to breathe, my mind is racing. I know I can't count on any of you, but I love a lot of you. Fuck I'm going to lay down.

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I hope it looks ok and not like a toddler colored it..

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Someone steals my schtick user. The way we post, the images, the personality. That one user out there likes to copy what I do to the T

hahah I'm sure it looks great!

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have any final requests?

why are you coloring?

Yeah, well I just post here for fun. If someone steals whatever I post here and runs with it, more power to him.

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Why are you not coloring?

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There is no fun here

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No, thank you for being my friend. Thank you for being kind and reasonable to talk to. Be safe, user. I hope the world is kind to you. You are loved

Gotta wait and see
Thanks for reminding me btw. I totally forgot to start my printer
Because I print out a tablesoccer... table

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because i dont have a hentai penis coloring book
even if i did, id only use like 5 colors

foozball?

Stay away from brown. I drunkenly destroyed my brown walls. You may or ma not be crazy.tho

I have fun being roasted and roasting people. I have fun talking about nothing. The only time I do not have fun is when dicks are spammed and people are talking about jizzing on each others face and mouths. Can't be hard when another dude is talking about being hard because its hard. You know?

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I colored a black bear eating olives at night once.

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I love foozball! Pool is mo bettah tho.

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i think you're hot when you struggle like that and that is what makes me get hard

Dad? Is that you?

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Yes

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dat but and legs

dont fuck it up it has to be perfect

its so HARD to stay mad at that PRETTY face of yours

i think it's hot that she's australian

Well... This is getting *ahem* pretty weird.
butt*

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Do you people actually cum to mbb?

unfortunately

ur a nigger?

Native American

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of course not

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hmmm

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I don't have to call into places to eat, because I always have a reservation.

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I want wish I could scream for an hour straight right now

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finna watch taogb today
what are you bozos up to?

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Nigga you dumb

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I know..
Why?

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hmmmmm

do it fag

Hi.

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her accent and her face

Name?

you're good user

I want to eat her butt

nice

I am?
I already have a reservation, so you will have to wait.

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I really ,ove her voice I gotta say
Meika

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>I am?
yeah

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still pissed daddy-0?

another vogue cover for ma girl, she cannot be stopped

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i would marry her

i dont find her attractive

About?
You'd have to be dumb if you wouldn't

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Congrats !!
kys

shaddap

ty ty

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what the fuck is that

wow that was aggressive, you alright?

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Sorry. But people that wouldn't marry Meika are liars

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if you dont remember i wont remind you

even gay males and straight females?

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Aren't we all gay?

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id put my penis inside her without marrying her

I wouldn't. Too young.
gz
how's you? my day is going perfect

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tnig?

depends if you'll suck my benis or not

We are going to go in circles tonight, huh?

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yes
yes

kek

I have a headache

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You sent me the pic of Lilly, Laneya and Kristina
Yes even those!
What if she is a christian girl?

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I fucking love that webm

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dont drink so much firewater chief

>confusing caranon for kateanon
>confusting randoms posting no pics or anyone but babs for me
>thinking tnig isn't in jail
oh boy, someone needs to lurk moar

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*confusing

Don't have time to drink. Don't have time do do anything fun.

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>What if she is a christian girl?
id pull out and finish on her tummy

I can't find words to describe how much I love her feet.

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foot pussy

Gonna fill that belly button with something.

Is that how that works?

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imagine being the kind of person who can show their entire chest to the world like this

gross she prolly steps on poo

oh, look - its the spam thread of beta-orbiting faggots, who wank to google images results, cuz they r too pathetic to even imagine women naked

epic

oh nvm

imagining ur mom naked right now
she's gross

I don't think that is how it works...
Mango juice

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Oh wow, it is one of the faggots that doesn't enjoy anything so he shits on others who do. No one cares about your opinion.

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Don't be gross :(
funt

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>Mango juice
No ... not that.

checked
nice face she has

cant hear u from your beta-orbit

dis?

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fuck you mango juice is fucking delicious

What are we orbiting?
Wanking is for beta virgins btw
You go hang out in PHub commensections faggot

u r orbiting celebrities
u r a beta virgin

I didn't say it wasn't though.

I love you

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even better tbh
jesus she's hot

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lol
she has many nice features. Garfield is a lucky man.

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cu qts, gotta go

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Are you mad? Mango is amazing

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u mad me a sad now

maybe

stay mad, beta cucks

no?

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youtube.com/watch?v=j1vjkq_e0g0

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Hi new fren. Please stay and post!

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ow my heart..

u guize r dum

no sad

if she called me daddy I would die

owo sersh

yes!

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Better take you heart meds boomer

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insta-mad - just add comment

no I am literally crying rn seriously

which emma is better?

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souppy
#2592

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you got me

Sit next to me and share your problems fren. I am listening.

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cuz u r fucking pathetic

youtube.com/watch?v=E1gEM9Jc78M

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Not maybe
No u!
Even if it was a joke?

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yuh totes :'(
can u teach me to be alpha lyke u?

Rule #1 of trolls - Don't talk to them.
everyone itt - talking to trolls

Both Emmas are very nice. It comes down to preference!
I see it. I take it.

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go back to your beta-corner and being ignored by every1

Ooooooooooooooo muh dik

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like we took your land

stop being a pathetic fucking faggot

i thought you might like it

I don't get it

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Looks so real, definitely a man

r u seething or fuming currently, u bottom slut

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but how oh wize wun?

Many see an angry user. I see an user that needs love and empathy. I am here for you.

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I said yes they are cute??????

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oh, k

later homo

That is a long subject with many intangible variables.

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life coats. safety first. NICE!

Don't

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more like this please

I am sorry society failed you user. We will be here if you come back.

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maybe that was an ironic stop, I'll keep posting

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Whos trying to get their dick sucked while they jerk over these ladies? ;)

Me

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We all know the answer to that.

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>walk in room
>see this
>what do

no it was you didn't have discord

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I just said DON'T

u useless cucks r always here, crirclejerking to reposted google results cuz u cant get a woman

oh i like you

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Thinking I want women. omegalul

Don't want qts to drown

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Big boing

Nice, I'd suck the fuck outta you

such is island life

faggot. Betaorbit

You better not be lying

i want to pound your daughter

Great island

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ohh is that what that was
no I don't

>

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who is this? can't place her.

Not at all, I dont even mind about the size tbh. I'd try and get the whole thing in

Aww fuck she saw my tiny penis

let down

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Even if it made you gag?

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I'm sorry user

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classy stone is classy

asians are very simple people, with very small penis

Definitely, it's the fun part kek. How big are ya? ;) You got kik or something btw?

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hey midget

Damn dem feet

Blue-pill monkey simp. See you in 10 years when you get divorce-raped. MGTOW for lyfe.

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Helloes ^__^

based celeb
based post
based user

Pretty much the point tbh

schnoekie O w O

Meika isn't my daughter
Mine too. That's why she is laughing

yeah thats breddy baste

daddy got a micropeen?

...

New thread?

No